Borat - S01E03 - Real man

[anonymousrj7]

borat is hilarious , hugs from brazil !

[Filthroller77]

Fukin comedy! Borat for president!

[MeanGreenMother123]

Sorry mate, Obama beat you to it xD

[LondonPride25]

Dyekuyi for uploading!

[Gangster12PL]

@LondonPride25 It's " Dziękuję" ;D The same as " Jak sie masz and Dzieńdobry."

[MikeSV1989]

lmao at 3:50

[cybertetu1]

wwaawaaa wiiaawwaa

[geicowithdagheko1]

Did he even shoot the target?

[trane23021996]

"in Texas" :DDDDDDD

[TheNecromanticCat]

OMG, they should have cast Sacha Cohen as the new Clouseau... lmao...

[EGarrett01]

@TheNecromanticCat

That would've been brilliant.

[MattfromAZ]

lmao at 4:27

[christophercstewart]

Thats crazy!



[abramo10]

now i know why osama wasnt killed for many years lmao

[TheMissfriss]

HIGHFIVE ! ;D

[hatem1aseedan]

this guy gets all the ladies nooo shiit

[davismartinsons]

I can't watch this! It's embarrasing.. =D

[saroh25]

How about i kick your ass osama... lets see here... *misses all shots*

2:07

[slipknotnx]

3:50 best part of the video!

[slipknotnx]

UMP 45 UAUH!

[TBSSW]

i dont this guy killed osama

[larcenz]

LMFAOSH! 2:05-watch how the safety is on when this idiot shoots!

[djman9111]

HAHAHA! Osama is dead now!

[Dann29995]

LOl at the fag at 2:41

[cmanohar7188]

yeah u can in Texas

[rollinpace4lyf]

lmfao the personal trainer guy kissed borat like he does that shit all the time

[godfather301a]

up..up...up hahaha

[Erykex]

There is a chuck norris poster ant the back of the room

[ComputerTutorials91]

wah wah weeeehh waaahh

[dearsins]

@giovannibulgari it's a UMP45

[giovannibulgari]

actually what SMG is that, its a modern weapon

[giovannibulgari]

Priceless at 2:06, shits himself as Colt M16 goes off

[marbito11]

@giovannibulgari mp-5 dude

[giovannibulgari]

@marbito11 (and dearsins) both are similar weapons by the same manufacturer, one a scaled down version of the g3 used in ww2. its hard to tell which one but i think its a ump45. weird how german weapons are still widely used in america

[marbito11]

@giovannibulgari G-3 was never used in WWII. it was developed in the late 50s. its an mp-5k look at the stock at 2:32

[marbito11]

@marbito11 plus only hk handguns are widely available in the u.s. HK submachine guns semi or full auto are extemely espensive($1000- $9000) and are rare

[Madara0Sama]

He's a real man.

[P3OPLE]

you can

ON TEXAS

[Maxcaliberman]

Now thats capital punishment!! borat has it right!!

[AlienTechProductions]

the treadmill is the best LOL

[PANJINA18]

WWAAAA WWWWWAAA WWWEEWWAAAA

[aziqbal]

everyone says americans are arrogant and ignorant but they seem very friendly and helpful, thumbs up for americans

[atatatr]

@aziqbal yes yes baconDEATHT TO AMERICA

[Isteinier]

I lolled at Borat on the threadmill

[anonymous133711]

hahahahahah

[tenseman08]

2:40 looooool..that was the gayest iron pull ever

[tenseman08]

the only thing more surreal than borat is the rednecks he interviews sometimes

[RagoBiscuit]

safety, dumb yank

[dele199]

hahahahhahahahahahha

[benyboi2k8]

Speedo without the S

[kk111999]

WA WA WEE WAAAH!

[wrinklederph]

anti tank gun

[Humtomorrow1]

lol 'can u buy anti tank gun for self defence?'

'u ccan. in texas'

[mofugginboss]

wa wa wee wa, you are real man

[fuckoff187]

lol the trainer looks like captain morgan

[wyriwys]

3:46 look how coen signals the cameraman

[wyriwys]

3:46 look how sacha (Borat) signals the cameraman

[fuckoff187]

@wyriwys

haha yeah

[Vorox144]

MR TOWEL HEAD GOT IT

[iammishahearmeroar]

@toskoforce You're becoming less coherent by the minute. Ask anyone who's wielded an MP5K, and if it has military grade accuracy, and the answer will be no. Also, the standard MP5 and the MP5K are absolutely different weapons.

[iammishahearmeroar]

@toskoforce Ohrly? You haven't made any case whatsoever, you've just insulted me. What proof do you have that it IS accurate? It's used by SWAT teams because A. It's reliable, B. It's Compact, and C. It shoots small ammunition that won't overpenetrate at close quarters. Do your homework.

[BboyAdflicto]

Borat favorite hobby is shooting jews hahahahah

[iammishahearmeroar]

@toskoforce The MP5K has an overall length of 14.5 inches, with a barrel length of 5.5 inches. It fires 9mm bullets automatically. There is quite literally no way this gun could even be considered accurate.

[lonelygnome1]

Borat really knows how to expose pigs.

[chrysillo]

"I fear" LOL

[flcony2]

is he real ???

[troyrkd]

borat has a sweet moustache

[Tennuuuuu]

Ohh My Word!

[1ockedand1oaded]

civilians can have anti-tank guns? HOLY-FUU**!

[nathanvsf]

haha he missed osamas face completlly and he shot like 20 rounds!! what a loser

[iammishahearmeroar]

@nathanvsf He was shooting an MP5K, idiot. It's a VERY innaccurate gun.

[oerg]

@nathanvsf

he shot his beard if you look closely.

[zimfan20]

@nathanvsf he probably didnt, in shooting ranges its hard to see bullwet holes untill u bring back the arget to standard position, the reason the back fire was hitting to the side of the target was the camera angle, trust me hes the owner of a gun club he can probably shoot well, hes still an asshole though

[Zejex15]

@nathanvsf It is not confirmed 32 shortsighted people live on this planet

[Moh1Z]

@nathanvsf I think he's hitting to the lower part of his beard. It's hard to tell because of the quality.

[dodotube123]

Gim scene owns

[egtresident]

Texas baby !!!!!

[jattzupx]

wa wa wi wa

[s1adjan]

hoooooooowaaaaaaaaaaa wooooooooowaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[standingByHim]

i want to live in texas.

btw can u buy a tank, and only use it on ure private property. to shoot tresspassers.? kidding :)

[TorturedMaster]

I laughed so hard it hurt, he is sooooooo FUNNY!!

[swee1movie]

thead mill haha after man got off he went on it LOLZ always making me laugh!

[quezcatol]

He looks like Francis Collins 10 years ago.

[xLoB63x]

-"can you buy anti-tank gun for self defense?"

-"you can, in texas!"

lol :D

[hallower123]

there's probly no good reason why not lol!!!!

[Perfectserious]

1:32 EpiC

[hihnerknechel]

...shoot a gun and enjoy naked women... well honestly... that sounds like a great evening :)

every man denying that is a liar or a faggot !

[tombrokaw3]

@hihnerknechel: if only you could do both @ once. now that's the american dream

[ShadowoOfBlood]

@hihnerknechel

Shoot a gun and enjoy naked women... well honestly... that sounds like a shitty evening. YOU FORGOT THE BEER!! >8(

[MrRoryTV]

wow? can you really buy an anti tank weapon it texis?

[WilhelmPolzl]

testesetuel

[pyledog]

while the dude was yelling "osama", nearby enemy forces located the sound and have surrounded him. while he was busy unclicking the safety, enemy forces were busy puttin 40 caps in his head. but on a serious note, dude didnt even hit the fukin target....XDD

[milpatel83]

Notice the subtle hand movement by Borat at 3:45 to the camera man.....

[artysm7]

epic!

[Jamokai]

haha "u must walk!"

[GlassMonkey7]

3:49 lo0ol

[soulmman]

Wow that dude is despicable.

[UbraZ]

@soulmman yes and look his name is goldberg, what certainly indicates that hes a jew

now if hes despicable and a jew at the same time, what does that tell us ?

[soulmman]

@UbraZ Tells us nothing at all. Goldberg doesn't have to be a jewish name, but really it tells us nothing about jews. All it tells us if he's a jew, is that he certainly strays far from the Judaic religion.

[soulmman]

@UbraZ By the way let me be clear, all I'm saying is Jews are people of God. Zionists and the terrorist state of israel are EXCACTLY like that guy in the video, despicable.

[santabread]

@soulmman jews are the devils sons

[tiewebb]

@santabread

sacha is a jew

[birthmarkslaya826]

this guy is awesome

[fultonreed99]

you can.. in texas

[jaidedodomu]

-do you feel

-yes i fear

lolololololo XD

[NACROPOSSE]

haha take off the safety there champ

[halk135]

ahh sacha is legendary :D

[FilipfromPOL]

dziekuje

[Kort32]

Sasha is a freakin sicko ;D

[911ShikoX]

gem part ftw man made me shit my pants lol

[shortymatt420]

haha can you buy an anti tank gun?

yes you can in Texas.

lol

[ledbowman]

You're a real man!

[Chooify]

Wow awesme borat is really real

[zarifbest]

whats the name of the song at 2:35?

[arpan88]

2:42 looks really gay

[johnbourbon]

how bout i kick your ass osama?

let's see here...

[theSGSboy]

lol bin laden

[Ayerstein]

treadmill part almost killed me of laughter

[Mailman692]

shooting guns then going to a topless club

this might maked me seem ignorant or stupid, but that sounds awesome

[YoutoobSam]

I wish someone could clear the memory of Borat in everyone's mind in the U.S.A so he can do this all over again!

[frozenlobbie]

thats the smartest thing i've heard all day. and i went to school!

[LorkinsOnFire]

i could watch these clips all day

[44antman]

i have been watching these clips all day.........

[madmetal]

I've been watching these clips all week.............

[Oslix12]

hahaha nothing better to do? no girlfriend, ...what not friends at all??

ok then i believe

[jbohler33]

I've been watching them all year round.

[360lolz]

@LorkinsOnFire  i did

[rafaFTsack]

@LorkinsOnFire i watch it all day!

[sigge951]

@LorkinsOnFire I have lol

[litlemidget]

@LorkinsOnFire thats what im doing lol

[ParadoxLC]

missed all the bullets ROFL!!!

[Wachusay]

HAHAHAHAHAH! i love the part w the treadmill

[roms3]

3:53 LOL!

[mastaODI56]

shut up you hick redneck

[Adamo16]

"A guy should be able to shoot a gun and enjoy a naked women! High five!"

[Ubertastic]

lol forgot the safety

[salimchico]

His hands hurt after the many high five's

[NOPOSFINEST]

wow wow we wow

[lillers43]

agreed

[gaarn4000]

you can... in texas

[secondselection]

@gaarn4000 haha best part xD lmfao

[the1theonlycj]

lol only in texas

[synesthesia67]

i like a dis...

[QuickDemise]

"you can...In Texas you can" lmfao i live in Texas!

[666DevilHand]

"how about i kick your ass osama!"

then forgets to turn the safety off lol

[NextGenReviewers]

fail

[666DevilHand]

lol

[blokq]

did the guy not hit the osama poster one time?

[4713173]

wha wha whe wha!!!!!!

[fb1907killforfun]

it hurts my chram!

[Mailman692]

FUCK YEAH

[PocketRocketPhiil]

awh that trainer seemed well nice (:

[ImOnlySleeping]

your mother

[daxtervader]

Amerika sucks, full of rednecks gun lovers

[Gevalletje123]

Thats why america is awesome, Dont you know anything GOSH

[Mailman692]

I fucking love america

[Blackhuak]

Where might you be from?

[Mailman692]

faggot

[Daedalusdx]

"Wa wa wee wa it's a gooooood guuun!"

That weapon thing is pretty much weird to us europeans. ^^

[Haakon45]

pfft! you europeans created the laser guided missile the tank the machine gun and all other kinds of nasty weapons including alot of chemical warefare.

but i guess your all liberal now eh? lol we took over as the pricks of the world!

[rlsroyce]

Can you buy an anti tank gun for self defence? Yes....in Texas. lol

[immortalmuffinz]

he said any type not anti tank....unless what u said was a joke...

[rlsroyce]

Check your hearing and try that again my friend.

[ImOnlySleeping]

So Texans are "murderous"? Well wasn't it Virginia Tech that had a murderous spree not too long ago? Idiot.

[bowler2245]

haha.... fcking queer ur prob up in new york or some sh1t with the queer ass canadians

[rlsroyce]

Using my powers of observation, I have concluded that they were in Sprinfield, Mass. Close enough to NYC I guess.

[v12exide]

LOL FUUUUUUUNNNNNNYYYY