Crabwalkin'

[noobinator272]

Every day Im crabwalkin

[Ayevee39]

Must have been fun to record

[SynysterGatesofHell]

I can't fucking stop laughing at the end part. "I'm speed walkin'..."

[PonyVisation]

Patton Oswalt. You little scamp

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

Nazi marching beats CrabWalking... we all know that.

[Closurefin]

Could you do a fifty minute of Patton Oswalt doing the crabwalk. Please.

[Kerley92]

Patton Oswalt, greatest American hero

[McBignLargeBJ64]

Thus, the SpyCrab was born

[xXteknomaticXx]

Press 6 for infinite nut shots

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

This is a metaphor for 5secondfilms, and the users watching it. That includes me.

[atheos93]

Patton Oswalt is a washed up loser :)

[OtakuWulf]

@atheos93 It takes one to know one.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@OtakuWulf atheos cant be a washed up loser...he was born a loser

[PinoyBullet101]

This made me subcribed :)

[TravichRU]

Lol, i can watch this video all day

[meanolcamino]

I'd be so honored to kick Patton Oswalt's balls..

[utsudoshi]

Did anyone notice Patton get taller after?

[RennieMonster]

Patton Oswalt will always be young!

[ronackostolomac]

all u need is pyro

:3

[bosebucks375]

my internet is so slow, it takes 25 seconds to load a 5 second film

[qwame100]

HAHAHHAHAAA! The best part is when the guy kick the other guy in the nuts! 

[ManMadeChickens9235]

If I go crabwalkin' down the street, will someone high kick me in the crotch? Is that what you're saying? NO CRABWALKER IS SAFE?!

[nisbahmumtaz909]

Superbowl, superbowl, gotta have me my superbowl.

[tore1992]

0:05 <-- Clicky Clicky

[coondiggity]

OMG HE KICKS GEORGE TAKEI RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!!!

[Orhan4112]

THATS fucking Patton Oswalt The Fuck Ashlyn Brooke

[Amiskone]

Now, press 6 and then 4 for hadouken.

[TheGingaNinja34]

Press 6 to see the funniest shit ever

[vampyrfreaket]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[joeryyy]

lol?

[iPwN360]

this should be one of those watch this 100 times and you will still laugh videos

[LiizziieLushxo]

PATTON FUCKING OSWALT!

[StrawberryCamo]

I'M CRAB WALKING!

I'M CRAB KICKING!

*KICK*

[noml12]

lol CANT STOP PRESSING 6

[lol1234681]

bullseye

[coondiggity]

I love Jon Lovitz!

[jmr1021]

@coondiggity thats patton oswald genius

[jmr1021]

@jmr1021 oswalt*

[Unholyblessing19]

hahahahaha i keep pressing 6.....

[fetor41]

Why yes recommended video I will watch you at 2:52 in the morning.

[joetheazl]

if it was just a stranger, id laugh my ass off, but PATTON OSWALD?!!!

[phatjon987]

hold 6 down :)

[Pixelhurricane]

press 2 then 8 then 6 then 4 then 9 for a different episode

[ddaser]

Very Monty Python-esque.

Just shorter.

[GooBleZZZ]

Keep pressing 6 for probably gay-sex, or however they do it.

[lucastuijp]

keep pressing 6. youre welcome

[Danwolf15]

Do the spycrab !

[apocalypse123]

Was that fucking Patton Oswalt?!

[jsh020]

@apocalypse123 yah hes in the tags

[tore1992]

@apocalypse123 Yep.

[MrTartaruga543]

God people the video itself is actually 5 seconds but the title adds some secs so stop saying like bleble itz actulii 8 secundz lolol

[MrMentalflossed]

thumbs up if you watched this at lest 3 times ina row

[PoetsGhost]

woo pattton

[Wags182494]

Patton Oswalt!

[Laco0ste]

Isnt that the dude from the king of queens?

[LawsonMovies]

press 7 and close your eyes...

[OranEtPlayer]

change your youtube name in 8secondfilms ....

[TheSoggyStick]

@OranEtPlayer Why? Because you don't know how to read?

Ffs, the beginning and end credits don't count.

[fawnfromdown]

If this video got a view each time I pressed 6, this would the world's most popular vid

[The321dead]

click 3 7 alot,fast!

[Frantik04]

Brevity is the soul of wit... also, people getting kicked in the balls is unbelievably hilarious.

[MacRief]

Best 8 sec. video on YouTube!

[mikethemikeful]

Patton Oswalt stole 5 dollars from that wizard...

[baconandbouser]

oh shit is that patton oswalt

[TheMightyFiction]

That was an acccident waiting to happen, really.

[callummcintyre]

dat guy was in king of queens. wow his career has really taken off!

[L96A1xPrecision]

@callummcintyre hhah

[OneMinuteForOneYear]

this is the spy materials seller from bored to death isn't it?

[PretzelCookie]

7 and 5 for winz

[Illunex]

Must...Sleep...

[matthew2774]

5 second films feels like 2 second films when your drunk :)

[Wassamattawityou]

I love Patton Oswald that much more because of this.

[MrAussiebloke12345]

I came for the video, but i stayed for the comments.

[smosherx]

HAHAH!

[photocot]

buhahahha film is over and I still laugh :D

[lunaticial]

that is no a crab walk ref: futurama ask for the doctor

[mattshibles]

I watched this film while taking a crap and having a hard time, but this film made me laugh hard enough to crap everything out. Win.

[jhurst111]

IM SPEED WALKIN!

[TheGrahamCracker298]

Swag

[ChickenFriedFabrizio]

SPY CRAB

[serbsikunt]

keep pressing 7 for endless laughs HAHAHAH

[kmtkaos123]

Gentlemen....

[cranb4rry]

Lol cannot stop laughing :D!!!!!

[howpow9]

Type "repeat" between youtube and .com in the URL "Brace for impact!"

[BlackElmoFishing]

When two worlds collide!

[IronfistX5]

prequel to "The Final Battle" ?

[bradypatsomg12]

LeBron crabwalks when he doesnt crab dribble

[atomicswoosh]

I really only 'liked' this video because Patton Oswalt gets kicked in the nuts.

[doxi101]

@stevensonbak Germany goes to polen, puts a hurt on polen, then advances in the other direction, very accurate indeed

[MrKillJoy200]

@stevensonbak XD

[TheAxelMiller]

@stevensonbak Don't forget...

Speedwalking = Italy.

[Kocsimate]

@stevensonbak lol and where's the Soviet Union?

[Maynardftw]

YES PATTON OSWALT IS GOD.

[SpitfireBoy86]

HOLY SHIT PATTON OSWALT!

[SniperCurse]

This video robbed me of precious oxygen.

[planet5421]

Press 6 then 4: "HADOUKEN"

[N00Bie92]

@planet5421 LOL'D

[ssamoyt18]

@planet5421 or just 6 to kick him in the balls

[ShitMostRandom]

@planet5421 LOL nice find

[olentattimies]

@planet5421

holy shit i dropped like after i heard that

[dadawalruz]

lololol

[Sven2Perroy]

somehow it's the only video from 5sf that is in my favorites. and i'm watching since the beginning.

[theulmmett]

8 seconds films..

[ruin4you]

@theulmmett intro and outro aren't included, it's been explained a lot

[mechagodzilla290]

@theulmmett You're a fucking dumbass

[theulmmett]

@mechagodzilla290 I know

[JesseAndMike]

this one was great =)

[henkeful]

only me that's everytime when i get to this video, i play it over atleast 2-3 times :D

[CuongTheAsian]

Speedwalkin!!!

[bbrake]

Patton Oswald?

PATTON OSWAAAALD!

[SolidSun117]

Hold 6

Hold 8

You are now cheered up.

[ReaperyU]

im speedwalkin'

[memorylapse17]

omg patton!

[scrubs1114]

he walked right into that.

[stevensonbak]

Well, as long as we're talking about walking types named after animals, I believe the "high kicking" is referred to "goosestepping"...

Pfft, amateur.

[dude19288]

was that patton oswalt?

[J41mEV4rG45]

isnt the guy crabwalking one of the actors in the show "the king of queens?"

[TheTizzyE]

meh.

[UndercoverSpetsnaz]

Pause then press 6. LOL

[rippinandtearing]

is is that patton oswale :O

[youngrebels75]

@rippinandtearing it is indeed. Genius comic. (also the voice of Pixar's Ratatouille). I highly suggest looking up "My Weakness is Strong", "Werewolves and Lollipops" and Stella Dora Breakfast Treats" for a good laugh.

[bboyfrisbee]

favorite 5second film ever

[dontmesswiththecat]

I soooo want to re-enact this, and I don't have balls so I'll have one of my guy friends be the crab XD

[MrProgrock]

Holy crap! It's... that guy!

[TheChronicPunk]

34 people like gettin kicked in the balls while crabwalkin.

[pacvsmayweather]

its the school pingpong player from balls of fury

[yoshiman363]

Press 1, 6 then 9

[15Baconbits]

is that the guy from king of queens

[TKD023]

haha

[Simpkin1992]

0:06 and 0:04 for hadouken

[Ikheetchris1]

They're going to the store

[halo10001]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS?

[soranguyen]

That's how he thought he was a wizard....

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@soranguyen i just came here from this video... are YOU a wizard?

[TheMandolineer]

craaaaaaaaaaaaab peeeeeooooooople

craaaaaaaaaaaaab peeeeeooooooople

craaaaaaaaaaaaab peeeeeooooooople

[MegaBrandon246]

Hey u need to make longer vids

[CatusGuitar]

This makes me laugh every time.

[xikilledthescenekidx]

31 ppl got kicked in the nuts while crab walking

[xikilledthescenekidx]

Im speedwalking!

[lazerroarswtf]

Press 5 "Im High!"

[sinestro1940]

...Patton Oswalt? Patton... OSWALT? PATTON FUCKING OSWALT?! 

[marsharse]

@jakesanchard is indeed

[WolfRyuji]

2+6= I'm walking I'm mad!

[ibeastonyaface]

Mentlegen?

[Driftshift66]

DAT XYLOPHONE.

[SpiderboyUSA]

Aw Patton, and your day was going so good as a crab.......(insert mellow music in background) Please: If you are crabwalkin' and high-kicking in the same area, take another direction to avoid collision.

(And please have more guest spots in new videos)

[ImABeautifulMan]

This may be the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life.

[eROCtele]

@ImABeautifulMan then you have not seen Grumpy Ben, I take it.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@ImABeautifulMan yet its so simple

[ImABeautifulMan]

This may be the funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life.

[SoulReaper66623]

TOP COMMENTS ALWAYS IN CAPS LOL

[randomguy019]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET PATTON OSWALD?!

[jonathanpekka]

Press 7 !!! xD

[apeklotz]

Press 8 repetitively to hear a chicken.

[Dogmeat607]

I couldnt stop pressing 2 XD

[Luke00126]

lol I want to see a longer version :D 'cause I love this part before he get kicked in his nuts.

[rahagbab]

PATTON OSWALT FTW

[sonicsesplode]

WAIT THERES NO 00:07

[The111DooD]

Oh damn I swear I've seen the crabwalker on Reaper.

[helmsdeep48]

i liked the part where patton was crabwalkin'

[Simpkin1992]

press 6 and 4 for Hadouken

[TKD023]

im crabwalkin im hi keking desh im speed walking

[TKD023]

i llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvv­vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that

[MydRussFr]

spy crab

[Enlisted8]

how the hell did you get patton oswalt

[81nt4n9]

Police: Who did this!?

*Puts on sunglasses*

blonde dude: Wasnt me

[kokoJABBAkoko]

Never gets old! XD

[fawnfromdown]

Easily one of my favorite 5sec films. Simple, but GENIUS

[forevertrustz]

LMFAO one of the funniest videos I have ever seen .P

[ROARRY01]

Press 6 and 5 rapidly and you will hear "Hadouken!"

[SnHFilms]

OMG I thought the thumbnail was Kassem G.

[OcarinaZombie]

Keep pushin 2 "I'M CRAB"

[Cassidybros]

I cznt stop laughphng lmao