"whatever yall want to do, u do the mutha fuckin shit, the mutha fucka HEY she must ,HEY she must be giving him some pussy or something, i dont even want to hear that shit, what what what... ill do the pphysical maformance test like i said!" MR TURNEr!! "YO"
omg, if this isnt funny, what is hahahaha, "do you nderstand what i just read to you" HELL NAW< but fuck dat, i refuse to answere any questions ,incase you incriminate me!"
my license is already suspended...!!!! lol ..ll lol.. now day you just have to say one bad word and they will throw you to the ground as hard as they can.. ...
It's always worth a ton of laughs to hear a true, classic "Brutha", "Mutha this & mutha that.
Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo
and on his farm he had a bunch o muthas, E I E I Yo. He had a mutha here & a mutha there, mutha here, mutha there, mutha everywhere. Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo MuthaF%#%@#
"I'll do the physical merformance test"
He was actually thinking correct in wanting her to tilt her head back & close her eyes. For if a sober person can't do it, then WFT MuthaF#@&%$?
i do agree odiggler's comment about the shirt. Mr. Turner is a model citizen. this shit is funny. i laugh every time. he doesnt want to answer any questions.
You know your driving license is getting suspended, right? What, Man my driving license is allready suspended, i am allready under suspension hahahaha
Why are they doing the performance test when already said he was drunk? He said refuse the test and take him to jail!! They are just prolonging the whole thing! LMAO
Are you joking or are you just plain stupid?! Those police officers demonstrated no level of professionalism whatsoever. If they would just listen to the guy having (repeatedly) stated that he had been drinking, it would negate the need to undergo the test. What then has to be proven is whether he was in fact driving. Instead, they kept provoking him which in turn made he seem aggressive. Clearly, the officers were following procedure but did so without the use of common sense.
How do we know he wsn't driving. He's drunk, he could be lying. People lie even when they aren't drunk. I'm sure there is a video that proves he was driving. Cops have cameras on their dashboards for stuff like this.
Baby if your in tour car and the key is in the ignition, they say that your driving. What if he stuck the key in to roll the window down to talk to the officer
They probably pulled him over while he was driving. Why would you go into a car if you are not going to drive it. I don't know anyone who just goes to sit in their car.
He could have been getting laid or smoking.... Listen to a song talking to the lady tha, Jump on his lap!! ! Its endless.... That offers a good defense.He also was perfect and a great client to any lawyer
Plenty people do simply sit in the car without engaging the vehicle into a motion for any of a wide variety of reasons, eg waiting and resting which is NOT AGAINST ANY LAW that i'm aware of.
In UK you can get done for being drunk in charge of a vehicle, if you are sitting in the driver's seat and you have the keys on you, they don't need to be in the ignition.
the video states it was dec.13, 1984, it was uncommon for cameras to be on the dash back then. but, cursing at police is considered assault, whether he was driving or not, he got himself in trouble by being hostile.
however i will add the cops were pushing it and being unreasonable when he already confessed to being drunk the rest after that was almost harrassment. the only determination after he confessed was whether or not he was behind the wheel. i had a friend who went outside from a restaraunt after too many drinks, was asleep in the car, and was arrested because he had the keys and he was in the front seat. he was waiting for others, had no intention of driving, the cops were told that, to no avail.
seriously this man was smart. we repeated said "I may be drunk but I wasnt driving" and he handled himself really well under that same fact. Also it was smart if him not refuse to answer any questions at the end :)
They knew he was drunk,he should be hand cuffed.She is lucky he didn't beat the hell out of her,they were wrong in doing what they were doing,I didn't think this was funny one bit.For being as drunk as he was he handled himself pretty well.
They are not useless! They save lives everyday, they risk their lives and they die for other people! Before you keep trying to insult them why don't you read about Officer Nick Efle! You can not honestly say he was useless! And if you do say it, you're just trying to protect yourself from looking stupid!
nick efle...thats sounds like 1 person. not the entire police force. you think all cops give a crap about your safety? they're just trying to make some money. btw, how was nick efle usefull? he got shot, but not after he saved a school full of children or smth.
lordy Mr.Turner is off the chain i luv this it is 2 funny boe this will having u rollin in peeing up ya self lol :( lol dats all u gonna do on this video.....
He also failed the karaoke portion of the test.
osbely 1 week ago
Mr. Turner is the man !!!
lmao :D
Stasek95 6 months ago
Cop 2: Are you gonna take the breath test?
Mr Turner: What mother fuckin Breast test! Hell No..lmao
C4Spaze 8 months ago
hey if i gotta close ma eyes then u close ya eyes ! , word to the guy , its only fair lol
BWAaronFC 8 months ago
AIGHT!
ColdBullet002 9 months ago
Do you understand what Ive said?
Hell naw.
AlbinoGorrilaz 9 months ago
im getting motion sickness......
knoxville363 9 months ago
HE SOUNDS LIKE SAMUEL L JACKSON!!! YES!
Chippydip 9 months ago 4
"quote from the video" hahaha
IgZgo 9 months ago
yea i was driving, but i also understand that i wasnt driving!
deepblu187 10 months ago
Shire I'll take the mutha fuckin physical PATRON test. Ha ha hA ha
coltsbro84 10 months ago
"WHAT MOTHA FUCKIN BREAST TEST???!!!" LooooL!!
LadieTiger 11 months ago 6
no you close your mutherfucking eye, if you dont close your eyes, then why do I have to close my eye? lol ><
TheEXpothead 1 year ago 2
I like this guy.
TheAdultChild101 1 year ago
A masterful handling of the situation.
nameofthepen 1 year ago
lt's Motha Fuckin SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!!!!!
steveecker 1 year ago
stupid !! the man says ``i`m drunk``...she says ``let`s do the sobriaty test``
sefsala 1 year ago
She is probably giving him some pussy or something.
spray698 1 year ago
Bill Burr
Tekkenboi08 1 year ago
WHAT MUTHERFUKING BREATH TEST!?!?!?!
OmarM945 1 year ago
you gonna take a breath test? HELL NO!!
TheIndyColts 1 year ago
I fuse to answer any ques'hon imcrinilatin me! I REFUSE ANSWER AN' QUES'HON CRIMINATIN' ME!!
Sinekyre14 1 year ago 2
omg she haaaaates blacks :( free mr turner!!!!1
yayyyzzz 1 year ago
this was back when cops were cops, do that today and you'll get shot, faggots.
swatsticker 1 year ago
"That concludes the video" And then they put the beatdown on Mr. Turner!
Uamigo500 1 year ago
@Uamigo500 He got knocked the fuugout
acallen101 1 year ago
I knew Samuel L. Jackson was a stage name!
dashrirprock 1 year ago 3
he saw a mother fucker jump on my lap and start driving that shit lmfao
leerey14 1 year ago
this is my old youtube channel. i forgot the password lol but i suggested it to BILL BURR and he put it on his podcast. Thanks Bill!
dtowngreg 1 year ago
"mr turner?? lets do the physical perfomance test plz!"-"what mahfuggin physical patron-performance tess...."
nameless989 1 year ago
did u understand what I wuz saying? -hell no :D
ChainsmokingPothead 1 year ago
I would drink with this guy any day.
mattix11111 1 year ago
what?....what muthafucking breath test, ROTFLAMO!!!!!!
hurricaneC919 1 year ago
He using the 5th amendment when all he had to do under Miranda was shut up.
ardvarkkkkk 1 year ago
Danm near the funniest ish ever!
ego17404 1 year ago
this guys my idol:P
costerus123 1 year ago
"whatever yall want to do, u do the mutha fuckin shit, the mutha fucka HEY she must ,HEY she must be giving him some pussy or something, i dont even want to hear that shit, what what what... ill do the pphysical maformance test like i said!" MR TURNEr!! "YO"
jenn1ifer 1 year ago
hahahaha drunk blacks are so funny
EiNSkraft 1 year ago
fuck ya man! stick it to the white man nigga!
specie44 1 year ago
hahhahahahahhaaaaa
jwollman34 1 year ago
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NEGROS=ANIMALES
faraon2012 1 year ago
ill do the physical FA FOMIS TES
scalisinick 1 year ago
hahahahahaaaaaa..lmao...dats wat im talking bout...let dem donut eatn asshairs lickn bytches hav it....lol
joshua8073 1 year ago
punch her in the face!!
go0lash1 1 year ago
umm this guy use shit and fuck much?
CoolCuz223 1 year ago
stereotypes at it's best.
OhhItsMeDanny 2 years ago
hahah i can imagine richard prior imitating this dude hahaha
4k3el 2 years ago
omg, if this isnt funny, what is hahahaha, "do you nderstand what i just read to you" HELL NAW< but fuck dat, i refuse to answere any questions ,incase you incriminate me!"
micajuggalolyman 2 years ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS...LMAO
zburns89 2 years ago
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typical nigger-quote rich
LeahIsThree 2 years ago
retard
thebitmovies 2 years ago
I REFUSE TO ANSWA ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDZ THEY MAY HAVE INCRIMINATED ME!!!!!!!
lol he hit'em wit the chappelle "HUH!? HUH!?"
seanp3688 2 years ago
court presentation only BUT ITS ON YOUTUBE
pyro8818ak47 2 years ago 23
Nowadays they would have Rodney King'd his ass!
Tempestuousxxx 2 years ago
lol haha dumasses
xlespaulgothicx 2 years ago
my license is already suspended...!!!! lol ..ll lol.. now day you just have to say one bad word and they will throw you to the ground as hard as they can.. ...
kubaniche17 2 years ago
LOL why cant you just use a fucking breathalyzer and get it done rather than sitting there fucking around for this time lol
expurgatetor 2 years ago
THat waz facK
jjmalik123 2 years ago
he has a good point. if he wasnt driving,why r they harassing him? wow! He has my last name and i live 40 mins from broward county
305 all the way l!ve
954
ITS A PARTY IN THE M.I.A!
seeomega 2 years ago
"YOU CLOSE YO MUTHAFUCKIN EYES"
lmfao!!!
tylervasas 2 years ago 4
he feel undefeated
kg2567 2 years ago
GO BUDDY. fuk them police
maasicas 2 years ago
"Go on and put the handcuffs on me"...bla, bla, bla..."FUCK DIS SHIT!!"
"FUCK DIS DUMB SHIT!!"
gio05 2 years ago
It's always worth a ton of laughs to hear a true, classic "Brutha", "Mutha this & mutha that.
Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo
and on his farm he had a bunch o muthas, E I E I Yo. He had a mutha here & a mutha there, mutha here, mutha there, mutha everywhere. Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo MuthaF%#%@#
"I'll do the physical merformance test"
He was actually thinking correct in wanting her to tilt her head back & close her eyes. For if a sober person can't do it, then WFT MuthaF#@&%$?
Chuichupachichi 2 years ago 3
"Naw, you close your motherf*cking eyes!"
bmoviequeen00 2 years ago
"she must give him some pussy"
lololol
"Mr. Turner...YOO"
hahahaha
BullGuy87 2 years ago 2
Do you wanna take the breath test? What motherfucking breath test? Are you gonna take the breath test? Hell no! XD
FooNado 2 years ago 2
wonder if its ikes brother.
chillipeppereater 2 years ago
hahah givin' him some pussy or somthan'
rome3724 2 years ago
haaaahahah good shit
bman389 2 years ago
HELL NO! FUCK THE GOTDAMN SHIT!.
darkmist3000 3 years ago
hahaha you close your eyes
clockers678t 3 years ago 3
lol. i love this clip . laugh every time.
zkez11 3 years ago
This is funny, but you have to give the cops credit, they had a lot of patience, and could've beat the hell out of him if they wanted to.
JLikesIt 3 years ago
lmao, physical patormance ahaha
nammy3 3 years ago
this is funnier every time i watch it.
"hey man, my license already suspended."
LMAO!!!
damalc 3 years ago
these are some dumb ass cops.
physical maformance test lol
DominicanSexIsDaBest 3 years ago
the kind that MAKES UR DAY
sabMysterrr 3 years ago
You close your MF eyes!!! Priceless.
RoJay5 3 years ago 2
i do agree odiggler's comment about the shirt. Mr. Turner is a model citizen. this shit is funny. i laugh every time. he doesnt want to answer any questions.
ssaun21 3 years ago
That green T-shirt is MothafuckeN SicK!!
odiggler 3 years ago
this is, by FAR the best video I've seen on youtube lmfaooooo oh shit this guy beats all the other drunks lol
maxcharbonneau 3 years ago
you're right :>
gissehlt 3 years ago
ROFLROFL He said il Do The Physical Maformance Test lmaooooooooooooo
zolana11 3 years ago
1:29, she must be givin you some motherfuckin pussy THIS GUY ROCKS..LMFAO!
greatwhitenorth13 3 years ago
"are you closing your eyes too? why am I closing my eyes and you are not closing your eyes?" this was sooo funny!!!
gissehlt 3 years ago 2
man has a point there lol :p
maxcharbonneau 3 years ago
bla bla bla bla bla bla do understand sir? helllll na
fuflang 3 years ago 3
Lol, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on youtube.
pouyo3 3 years ago
ok officer i admit it.....your drunk
metallica7643 3 years ago
i admight i drunk. yah i been drankin but i want drivin. the mutha fuckin offica saw a mutha fucka jump in my lap!
XCrun1717 3 years ago
what mtf breath test? Hell no!
magodeozzzz 3 years ago 3
hahahhahha! this was soo funny....'i was driving ! but i wasnt drinving'! hahha
doooria77 3 years ago 17
You know your driving license is getting suspended, right? What, Man my driving license is allready suspended, i am allready under suspension hahahaha
habbekrats1 3 years ago 5
Man-Man-Man! I lmao. This dude was hilarious.
ChubyChic 3 years ago 4
I don't think it's racist but it sure is funny as heck.....
lmaorof 3 years ago 3
Why are they doing the performance test when already said he was drunk? He said refuse the test and take him to jail!! They are just prolonging the whole thing! LMAO
jamdan22 3 years ago
i aight gonna take the motha fuckin test, what motha fuckin breaf test
VenusMetisGalatea 3 years ago
Funny how whenever a black person is arrested it's automatically racist and no fault of the suspect. Are blacks incapable of committing crimes?
arosen10 3 years ago
It ain't racist it's funny as hell!...maaannn F*ck this shit!!..I said put the mutherf*ckin hand cuffs on me!!..lol.
Rickydeekay 3 years ago
was that racist making a video out of his ass?
iwuzherematt 3 years ago
that was racist, makin a video out of his ass
scorpionz89 3 years ago
How is this even racist?
quiktymevideo 3 years ago
that was racist, makin a video out of his ass
scorpionz89 3 years ago
I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds they may uncriminate me. LOL LOL
havenot71 4 years ago
good professional cop
portugal124 4 years ago
Are you joking or are you just plain stupid?! Those police officers demonstrated no level of professionalism whatsoever. If they would just listen to the guy having (repeatedly) stated that he had been drinking, it would negate the need to undergo the test. What then has to be proven is whether he was in fact driving. Instead, they kept provoking him which in turn made he seem aggressive. Clearly, the officers were following procedure but did so without the use of common sense.
BillyHub 4 years ago
they should have beat the hell out of him.
cclover31 4 years ago
lol...he asked her, if she closed her eyes too.
nasir107 4 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk funney ass shidh
BuuhoodleSoljah 4 years ago
Doing the intertview and the test is enough mr. turner go home and go to bed sir!
christophorM 4 years ago 2
cops are sooo dumb.
iamlaurax3 4 years ago 4
he is legally right
drdickdangler 4 years ago
what do you mean he is legally right? About what? If you drink and drive then there is nothing legal or right about it.
LilyoftheThorns 4 years ago
He said< He wasnt driving!!!! Know where is the video of him driving?
drdickdangler 4 years ago
How do we know he wsn't driving. He's drunk, he could be lying. People lie even when they aren't drunk. I'm sure there is a video that proves he was driving. Cops have cameras on their dashboards for stuff like this.
LilyoftheThorns 4 years ago
Baby if your in tour car and the key is in the ignition, they say that your driving. What if he stuck the key in to roll the window down to talk to the officer
drdickdangler 4 years ago 2
They probably pulled him over while he was driving. Why would you go into a car if you are not going to drive it. I don't know anyone who just goes to sit in their car.
ButerfingrNCandy 4 years ago
He could have been getting laid or smoking.... Listen to a song talking to the lady tha, Jump on his lap!! ! Its endless.... That offers a good defense.He also was perfect and a great client to any lawyer
drdickdangler 4 years ago 2
Plenty people do simply sit in the car without engaging the vehicle into a motion for any of a wide variety of reasons, eg waiting and resting which is NOT AGAINST ANY LAW that i'm aware of.
BillyHub 4 years ago
In UK you can get done for being drunk in charge of a vehicle, if you are sitting in the driver's seat and you have the keys on you, they don't need to be in the ignition.
bubbliejock 3 years ago
the video states it was dec.13, 1984, it was uncommon for cameras to be on the dash back then. but, cursing at police is considered assault, whether he was driving or not, he got himself in trouble by being hostile.
iMBBonlyone 4 years ago
however i will add the cops were pushing it and being unreasonable when he already confessed to being drunk the rest after that was almost harrassment. the only determination after he confessed was whether or not he was behind the wheel. i had a friend who went outside from a restaraunt after too many drinks, was asleep in the car, and was arrested because he had the keys and he was in the front seat. he was waiting for others, had no intention of driving, the cops were told that, to no avail.
iMBBonlyone 4 years ago
seriously this man was smart. we repeated said "I may be drunk but I wasnt driving" and he handled himself really well under that same fact. Also it was smart if him not refuse to answer any questions at the end :)
KillTyrant 4 years ago
They knew he was drunk,he should be hand cuffed.She is lucky he didn't beat the hell out of her,they were wrong in doing what they were doing,I didn't think this was funny one bit.For being as drunk as he was he handled himself pretty well.
jbg42 4 years ago
cops jus wanan be on tv
she was tring to be all proffesional i would slapped that microphone out her hand lmao
zeus444 4 years ago
LOL
Addictiv3 4 years ago
now that is one funny ass negro.
crozomatic78 4 years ago
Are you closin your eyes? Why don't you close your mother fuckin eyes?
snelld58 4 years ago 2
i fucking hate cops
canedy924 4 years ago
it's a good thing for you they will still help you if you ever need it, regardless of your disrespect towards them.
LilyoftheThorns 4 years ago
wldnt bet on it, they are fucking useless
jozza5589 4 years ago
They are not useless! They save lives everyday, they risk their lives and they die for other people! Before you keep trying to insult them why don't you read about Officer Nick Efle! You can not honestly say he was useless! And if you do say it, you're just trying to protect yourself from looking stupid!
ButerfingrNCandy 4 years ago
nick efle...thats sounds like 1 person. not the entire police force. you think all cops give a crap about your safety? they're just trying to make some money. btw, how was nick efle usefull? he got shot, but not after he saved a school full of children or smth.
oOTrSOo 4 years ago
IS YOU DRUNK? LOL
drdickdangler 4 years ago
HAhah this is really good.. those cops were playing games man!
hatemetommorrow 4 years ago 2
lordy Mr.Turner is off the chain i luv this it is 2 funny boe this will having u rollin in peeing up ya self lol :( lol dats all u gonna do on this video.....
MrsSweetie 4 years ago
Mr. Turner is da man, should run for major........
DaritoCUBA 4 years ago 3
this shit is so damn Funny to me
ucanbethebest 4 years ago
Hell no i don't understand this mother fucking shit. LOL
duginthedesert 4 years ago 2
Why is she holding a microphone? Dumb!
kimmiegreenbay 4 years ago
Probably because that was the type of technology they had back then? I don't know.
quiktymevideo 3 years ago
funny as hell
MzAudi 4 years ago