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  • He also failed the karaoke portion of the test.

  • Mr. Turner is the man !!!

    lmao :D

  • Cop 2: Are you gonna take the breath test?

    Mr Turner: What mother fuckin Breast test! Hell No..lmao

  • hey if i gotta close ma eyes then u close ya eyes ! , word to the guy , its only fair lol

  • AIGHT!

  • Do you understand what Ive said?

    Hell naw.

  • im getting motion sickness......

  • HE SOUNDS LIKE SAMUEL L JACKSON!!! YES!

  • "quote from the video" hahaha

  • yea i was driving, but i also understand that i wasnt driving!

  • Shire I'll take the mutha fuckin physical PATRON test. Ha ha hA ha

  • "WHAT MOTHA FUCKIN BREAST TEST???!!!" LooooL!!

  • no you close your mutherfucking eye, if you dont close your eyes, then why do I have to close my eye? lol ><

  • I like this guy.

  • A masterful handling of the situation. 

  • lt's Motha Fuckin SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!!!!!

  • stupid !! the man says ``i`m drunk``...she says ``let`s do the sobriaty test``

  • She is probably giving him some pussy or something.

  • Bill Burr

  • WHAT MUTHERFUKING BREATH TEST!?!?!?!

  • you gonna take a breath test? HELL NO!!

  • I fuse to answer any ques'hon imcrinilatin me! I REFUSE ANSWER AN' QUES'HON CRIMINATIN' ME!!

  • omg she haaaaates blacks :( free mr turner!!!!1

  • this was back when cops were cops, do that today and you'll get shot, faggots.

  • "That concludes the video" And then they put the beatdown on Mr. Turner!

  • @Uamigo500 He got knocked the fuugout

  • I knew Samuel L. Jackson was a stage name!

  • he saw a mother fucker jump on my lap and start driving that shit lmfao

  • this is my old youtube channel. i forgot the password lol but i suggested it to BILL BURR and he put it on his podcast. Thanks Bill!

  • "mr turner?? lets do the physical perfomance test plz!"-"what mahfuggin physical patron-performance tess...."

  • did u understand what I wuz saying? -hell no :D

  • I would drink with this guy any day.

  • what?....what muthafucking breath test, ROTFLAMO!!!!!!

  • He using the 5th amendment when all he had to do under Miranda was shut up.

  • Danm near the funniest ish ever!

  • this guys my idol:P

  • "whatever yall want to do, u do the mutha fuckin shit, the mutha fucka HEY she must ,HEY she must be giving him some pussy or something, i dont even want to hear that shit, what what what... ill do the pphysical maformance test like i said!" MR TURNEr!! "YO"

  • hahahaha drunk blacks are so funny

  • fuck ya man! stick it to the white man nigga!

  • hahhahahahahhaaaaa

  • ill do the physical FA FOMIS TES

  • hahahahahaaaaaa..lmao...dats wat im talking bout...let dem donut eatn asshairs lickn bytches hav it....lol

  • punch her in the face!!

  • umm this guy use shit and fuck much?

  • stereotypes at it's best.

  • hahah i can imagine richard prior imitating this dude hahaha

  • omg, if this isnt funny, what is hahahaha, "do you nderstand what i just read to you" HELL NAW< but fuck dat, i refuse to answere any questions ,incase you incriminate me!"

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS...LMAO

  • retard

  • I REFUSE TO ANSWA ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDZ THEY MAY HAVE INCRIMINATED ME!!!!!!!

    lol he hit'em wit the chappelle "HUH!? HUH!?"

  • court presentation only BUT ITS ON YOUTUBE

  • Nowadays they would have Rodney King'd his ass!

  • lol haha dumasses

  • my license is already suspended...!!!! lol ..ll lol.. now day you just have to say one bad word and they will throw you to the ground as hard as they can.. ...

  • LOL why cant you just use a fucking breathalyzer and get it done rather than sitting there fucking around for this time lol

  • THat waz facK

  • he has a good point. if he wasnt driving,why r they harassing him? wow! He has my last name and i live 40 mins from broward county

    305 all the way l!ve

    954

    ITS A PARTY IN THE M.I.A!

  • "YOU CLOSE YO MUTHAFUCKIN EYES"

    lmfao!!!

  • he feel undefeated

  • GO BUDDY. fuk them police

  • "Go on and put the handcuffs on me"...bla, bla, bla..."FUCK DIS SHIT!!"

    "FUCK DIS DUMB SHIT!!"

  • It's always worth a ton of laughs to hear a true, classic "Brutha", "Mutha this & mutha that.

    Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo

    and on his farm he had a bunch o muthas, E I E I Yo. He had a mutha here & a mutha there, mutha here, mutha there, mutha everywhere. Ol McMutha had a farm, E I E I Yo MuthaF%#%@#

    "I'll do the physical merformance test"

    He was actually thinking correct in wanting her to tilt her head back & close her eyes. For if a sober person can't do it, then WFT MuthaF#@&%$?

  • "Naw, you close your motherf*cking eyes!"

  • "she must give him some pussy"

    lololol

    "Mr. Turner...YOO"

    hahahaha

  • Do you wanna take the breath test? What motherfucking breath test? Are you gonna take the breath test? Hell no! XD

  • wonder if its ikes brother.

  • hahah givin' him some pussy or somthan'

  • haaaahahah good shit

  • HELL NO! FUCK THE GOTDAMN SHIT!.

  • hahaha you close your eyes

  • lol. i love this clip . laugh every time.

  • This is funny, but you have to give the cops credit, they had a lot of patience, and could've beat the hell out of him if they wanted to.

  • lmao, physical patormance ahaha

  • this is funnier every time i watch it.

    "hey man, my license already suspended."

    LMAO!!!

  • these are some dumb ass cops.

    physical maformance test lol

  • the kind that MAKES UR DAY

  • You close your MF eyes!!! Priceless.

  • i do agree odiggler's comment about the shirt. Mr. Turner is a model citizen. this shit is funny. i laugh every time. he doesnt want to answer any questions.

  • That green T-shirt is MothafuckeN SicK!!

  • this is, by FAR the best video I've seen on youtube lmfaooooo oh shit this guy beats all the other drunks lol

  • you're right :>

  • ROFLROFL He said il Do The Physical Maformance Test lmaooooooooooooo

  • 1:29, she must be givin you some motherfuckin pussy THIS GUY ROCKS..LMFAO!

  • "are you closing your eyes too? why am I closing my eyes and you are not closing your eyes?" this was sooo funny!!!

  • man has a point there lol :p

  • bla bla bla bla bla bla do understand sir? helllll na

  • Lol, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on youtube.

  • ok officer i admit it.....your drunk

  • i admight i drunk. yah i been drankin but i want drivin. the mutha fuckin offica saw a mutha fucka jump in my lap!

  • what mtf breath test? Hell no!

  • hahahhahha! this was soo funny....'i was driving ! but i wasnt drinving'! hahha

  • You know your driving license is getting suspended, right? What, Man my driving license is allready suspended, i am allready under suspension hahahaha

  • Man-Man-Man! I lmao.  This dude was hilarious.

  • I don't think it's racist but it sure is funny as heck.....

  • Why are they doing the performance test when already said he was drunk? He said refuse the test and take him to jail!! They are just prolonging the whole thing! LMAO

  • i aight gonna take the motha fuckin test, what motha fuckin breaf test

  • Funny how whenever a black person is arrested it's automatically racist and no fault of the suspect. Are blacks incapable of committing crimes?

  • It ain't racist it's funny as hell!...maaannn F*ck this shit!!..I said put the mutherf*ckin hand cuffs on me!!..lol.

  • was that racist making a video out of his ass?

  • that was racist, makin a video out of his ass

  • How is this even racist?

  • that was racist, makin a video out of his ass

  • I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds they may uncriminate me. LOL LOL

  • good professional cop

  • Are you joking or are you just plain stupid?! Those police officers demonstrated no level of professionalism whatsoever. If they would just listen to the guy having (repeatedly) stated that he had been drinking, it would negate the need to undergo the test. What then has to be proven is whether he was in fact driving. Instead, they kept provoking him which in turn made he seem aggressive. Clearly, the officers were following procedure but did so without the use of common sense.

  • they should have beat the hell out of him.

  • lol...he asked her, if she closed her eyes too.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk funney ass shidh

  • Doing the intertview and the test is enough mr. turner go home and go to bed sir!

  • cops are sooo dumb.

  • he is legally right

  • what do you mean he is legally right? About what? If you drink and drive then there is nothing legal or right about it.

  • He said< He wasnt driving!!!! Know where is the video of him driving?

  • How do we know he wsn't driving. He's drunk, he could be lying. People lie even when they aren't drunk. I'm sure there is a video that proves he was driving. Cops have cameras on their dashboards for stuff like this.

  • Baby if your in tour car and the key is in the ignition, they say that your driving. What if he stuck the key in to roll the window down to talk to the officer

  • They probably pulled him over while he was driving. Why would you go into a car if you are not going to drive it. I don't know anyone who just goes to sit in their car.

  • He could have been getting laid or smoking.... Listen to a song talking to the lady tha, Jump on his lap!! ! Its endless.... That offers a good defense.He also was perfect and a great client to any lawyer

  • Plenty people do simply sit in the car without engaging the vehicle into a motion for any of a wide variety of reasons, eg waiting and resting which is NOT AGAINST ANY LAW that i'm aware of.

  • In UK you can get done for being drunk in charge of a vehicle, if you are sitting in the driver's seat and you have the keys on you, they don't need to be in the ignition.

  • the video states it was dec.13, 1984, it was uncommon for cameras to be on the dash back then. but, cursing at police is considered assault, whether he was driving or not, he got himself in trouble by being hostile.

  • however i will add the cops were pushing it and being unreasonable when he already confessed to being drunk the rest after that was almost harrassment. the only determination after he confessed was whether or not he was behind the wheel. i had a friend who went outside from a restaraunt after too many drinks, was asleep in the car, and was arrested because he had the keys and he was in the front seat. he was waiting for others, had no intention of driving, the cops were told that, to no avail.

  • seriously this man was smart. we repeated said "I may be drunk but I wasnt driving" and he handled himself really well under that same fact. Also it was smart if him not refuse to answer any questions at the end :)

  • They knew he was drunk,he should be hand cuffed.She is lucky he didn't beat the hell out of her,they were wrong in doing what they were doing,I didn't think this was funny one bit.For being as drunk as he was he handled himself pretty well.

  • cops jus wanan be on tv

    she was tring to be all proffesional i would slapped that microphone out her hand lmao

  • LOL

  • now that is one funny ass negro.

  • Are you closin your eyes? Why don't you close your mother fuckin eyes?

  • i fucking hate cops

  • it's a good thing for you they will still help you if you ever need it, regardless of your disrespect towards them.

  • wldnt bet on it, they are fucking useless

  • They are not useless! They save lives everyday, they risk their lives and they die for other people! Before you keep trying to insult them why don't you read about Officer Nick Efle! You can not honestly say he was useless! And if you do say it, you're just trying to protect yourself from looking stupid!

  • nick efle...thats sounds like 1 person. not the entire police force. you think all cops give a crap about your safety? they're just trying to make some money. btw, how was nick efle usefull? he got shot, but not after he saved a school full of children or smth.

  • IS YOU DRUNK? LOL

  • HAhah this is really good.. those cops were playing games man!

  • lordy Mr.Turner is off the chain i luv this it is 2 funny boe this will having u rollin in peeing up ya self lol :( lol dats all u gonna do on this video.....

  • Mr. Turner is da man, should run for major........

  • this shit is so damn Funny to me

  • Hell no i don't understand this mother fucking shit. LOL

  • Why is she holding a microphone? Dumb!

  • Probably because that was the type of technology they had back then? I don't know.

  • funny as hell

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