How To Get Ready For Santa's Visit

[dryyoshi7]

this year i'm putting gingerbread men for santa

[TheGreatNecromancer]

Lol

[PivotOpera]

What if santas diabetic!

GIVE HIM MILK :D

[Sixthsense1990]

six billion people in this world. Santa must be MILLIONS of times over the legal limit for flying after visiting everyone. His cholesteral must be over 9000

[ShouLuffable]

@Sixthsense1990

I see what you did there...

[stupitlovey]

uh... mince pies and sherry? what ever happened to cookies and milk?!

[DeSolei]

I thought it was gonna be funny.... like waiting for Santa in your living room with a 45 caliber revolver.....

[Daracdor]

Santa does exsist .. i left out mince pies sherry and carrots ... in the morning they were all gone !!! explain that then !!

[fredfredburgerno1]

what have you done to the real videojug

[SnowManThree]

agreed,aidanqn

[SnowManThree]

how old is the girl in the vid??

[aidanqn]

Don't take this the wrong way, but what exactly is the point of this vid? It's neither funny nor useful.

[cagdar]

what a bullshit

[Rawd1976]

In point of fact you would be doing Santa a disservice by giving him an alcoholic drink on a cold night. While it does bring circulation back to your arms and legs making you feel warmer in the short term; your core body temperature will drop as a result. To say nothing of the fact that he's driving.

[staceyyydude]

ahh the start always makes me laugh

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-waste moments of your life watching shit

Enjoy :)

[MyHugestFan]

dont you guys know that Santa does not exist?

[Pony147XD]

seriously videojug....

[MisterXBBandJelly]

Kk umm Step 4 with the carrots Santa takes the carrots and at the end of step 4 theres a chunk of carrot left O.O i no Santa would not come bak in the house to leave some garbage

[muckface1]

Santas my DADDY!

[kageromaru]

How to get ready for Santa:

-go to a weapons store

-buy a shotgun

-buy some ammo (have to write this for Americans)

-put naked underage children's photoes all over your house (attracts santa like a magnet)

-wait for some idiot to climb (or with some help, free fall) down the chimney

-shoot to kill

-Tadaa! A whole bag of presents, just for You!

[voicedify]

@kageromaru What kind of ammo should I buy?

[kageromaru]

shotgun ammo, silly. The shopkeeper will know. :D

[voicedify]

@kageromaru Shotgun ammo is ammo for shotguns? Okay I'll keep that in mind. They don't teach this stuff here in America.

[keybladeking12]

omg what i shoot a old man whyyyy ohh gifs

[bradparedes]

what the f giving him sherry trying to get his fat ass drunk give him milk and cookies dam nt

[MolotovManhattan]

Screw this, I'm leaving him beer and a pack of Marlboros, we'll see who gets more presents. The reindeers are getting a big plate of fuck-all.

[majorsportsplayer123]

wrong u put out cookies and if he drinks sherry he will get drunk

[spoty212]

SANTA 2 NIGHTS!!!

[200GF]

I'm leaving out Rockstar and twinkies to keep his sugar and energy levels up.

[TheCupcakeGeisha]

Well, I'm still leavin' him pizza & beer.

[twloha73]

imagine santa trying to drive his sleigh after millions of glasses of sherry...

[standardmagnus]

mince pies and sherry?!?

the buggers lucky to get water and a packet of crisps!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

This is too cute. :)

[PunchYouInTheFace25]

Pies? I've been doing it all wrong!!

[SchutMeNow]

ME TOO!

[lbplover365]

@PunchYouInTheFace25 lol you dont have to use pies you can use donuts, cookies, moon pies, chocolate

[khgrl101]

wat happend to milk? XD

[philipinooy]

oh noo i forgot the carrots xD

[oddsource]

O crap the Easter bunny took my presents

[MisterXBBandJelly]

@oddsource The Easter Bunny took my carrots.....

[naimop]

wine santa dude do u think santa is alcoholic or some u think am gonna bileve it now @!$#* you a##! up

[Bakuraliciouss]

lol those carrots look like retarded penises

[Greener262]

u have a retarded penis

[Bakuraliciouss]

I know :(

[zYga001]

too bad i haven't been good, huh?

[rb1003]

Parents are santa :P

[NinjaCrane31]

:O .

[PyroFreakDJ]

@rb1003

Mommy? DID MOMMY LIE TO ME!

I KILL DAT BITCH

[AceAndyman]

true true

[Notyouisme]

yuor parents are santa!

[Mklop4482]

i hate santa he allways goes to "rich people's houses" and not people that lives in apartments and santa drinking wine ?

[8254988]

watch the parents wake up drink all the wine then shove carrots up each others asses. im joking but i got part of parents actually do right.

[viva0la0utube]

Merry Christmas Video Jug and every body who see's this comment!

[fedekiller]

You better give him something or he will assault your fridge

[acebats]

there is this ad i saw last christmas about cookies and the dad was eating them and a little boy went DAAAAAD THOSE ARE FOR SANTA

[catfishmudflap]

We love you Video Jug. Peace.

[poakerz]

dude sherry?..

if he gets sherry in every house...

you know what he is gonna do..

[loxami]

If you already had a few thousand minced pies, the following ones are really hard to keep in. Also, having a million sherries in one single night makes one really sick, probably for almost a year.

So, if you find your room flooded with Santas vomit the next morning, you'd better serve some fries and coffee next year.

[spongetrick8]

ppl grow up! santa clause don't come until march 15

[agaragarlove]

thanks now I can get ready

[xXUberGamerXx]

*insert amount of gayness in this video*

[echoven]

@xXUberGamerXx

oh come on! its for the kids not 19 year olds!

[8254988]

100 %

[assassin186]

Hang stockings on the end of the bed? How skillful do you think parents are.

[x7urdF3rgasonx]

that was retarded

[1wwegirl2]

@x7urdF3rgasonx

its for little kids clam down stop ruining there christmas :/

[Ad1rtytub3s0ck]

@1wwegirl2 Stop ruining the grammatical usage of "their" in the possessive tense.

Thank you. I'm down for Santa.

[1wwegirl2]

@Ad1rtytub3s0ck

its a common mistake im only 13

[Jademasker08]

@1wwegirl2 I'm pretty sure I knew the correct usage of "there", "theire", and "they're" when I was about eight. Aren't you getting a bit old to blame things on your age?

[needlermasta]

@Jademasker08 "theire"

I'm sure you did.

[1wwegirl2]

your just as bad you did it as theire :P

[Jademasker08]

Fucking typos. I really owned myself, didn't I?

[lucy798]

i knew this one would be american ;)

[WhiteJustCanttDance]

@lucy798 LOL XD

[WhiteJustCanttDance]

SANTA IS NOT REAL !! XD Your parents are gonna eat all dat :P

[tk20028]

Minced Pies and Sherry??

What the hell happened to Milk and Cookies?!!?!?!?

[lucy798]

@tk20028 santas getting tired of milk and cookies, he needs the heavy stuff. beer would do the trick :)

[muffinlady18]

*insert number of comment i am here*

[TechnologicMe]

First, with no comment

[AaronsShots]

faggot