Burn After Reading - Brad Pitt's best moments :)

[YeppeunPollin]

oh, brad pitt...

[Goatoftheforest]

This has to be one of the greatest characters Brad Pitt ever played

[narcotixx23]

I got his number lmao

[kish774]

so funny..l have watched this movie a million times and still cant get enough of it

[cloud041089]

the best part about the coen brothers' films is that, with the help of talented actors, they create characters with the most fleshed out, outrageous personalities to varying degrees.

[TheMFED84]

lol. My favorite Actor right next to Ethan Hawke.

[Zeta825]

(spoiler alert) this movie is one of the worst movies i've ever watched...Brad Pitt's parts are the only enjoyable parts throughout the movie and they HAVE to kill him off!

[loucontois]

@Zeta825

so that's the worst movie you ever watched and you go back on youtube to re-watch bits of it ?

[CrackCityRocker03]

hey linda, you call that guy?

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

god he sucks as an actor. He's very limited.

[Katastrophecy]

@ReturnOfJackDawson Obvious (and fail) troll is obvious (and fail).

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy your mother sucks, obvious, your mother swallows, obvious. Nerd cunt.

[Katastrophecy]

@ReturnOfJackDawson Wow. I can't even comprehend the fail of that comeback.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy You can't cause... YOU'RE MAD BRO :)

[Katastrophecy]

@ReturnOfJackDawson "You're"? No.

u mad bro*

Learn to troll.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy lolol alright you 19 years old cock sucker, you can have the last word, i know that since you're not getting any pussy in life, you spend hours behind your screen :)

[Katastrophecy]

@ReturnOfJackDawson Maybe so, but at least I'm not an illiterate fuck who will get nowhere in life, unlike yourself.

u mad? Of course you are.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy Oki.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy cock sucker :)

[Katastrophecy]

@ReturnOfJackDawson Fuck you, man. That really hurt. I'm going to go kill myself, now.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy haha, awesome. Kill yourself and you'll get a nobel price for peace.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@Katastrophecy friends?

[gummyboots]

@Katastrophecy dude, responding to a troll means the troll wins.

[iamtheladyofsorrows]

@ReturnOfJackDawson obviously you haven't watch many movies with Brad Pitt in them. He's a very versatile actor, and capable of doing many things. You're probably a skinny nerd who's jealous of his looks, wich he has been fighting since he started acting. He's a lot more that a pretty face.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@iamtheladyofsorrows Hey hey now don't pretend knowing me. A nerdy kid? Who the fuck are you? Let me think, you're a third world indian cock sucker with some dirty spanish blood and you think you are better than everyone else. Do you like my prejudice? No, so shut up.

The only movie where brad pitt played well was legends of the fall, and i have seen all of his movies unlike you. He is nothing more than a pretty face.

[iamtheladyofsorrows]

@ReturnOfJackDawson haha fair enough not to prejudge you. But i can see, not only by this comment but from other you've made in this same video that you're very rude and nasty. Really, if you don't like brad pitt, fine, stand up for your opinion, but there's no need to be so arrogant an offensive. And, dirty spanish blood? Really? I can assume from that comment that you are racist. By the way, you don't know if i have or not watched all Brad Pitt's movies.

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

@iamtheladyofsorrows I apologize for being rude and racist.

[TheJohnySyros]

about the security of your shit

[mitchelcool]

That Movie..is..very...Strange..

[luvbites23]

ha the awkwardness is sooo funny. Even John Malkavich looks like he might have a hard time keeping a straight face.

[TheGaGa2468]

is he gay in this movie?

[Steelidea]

@TheGaGa2468

Nope, he's just a gym guy.

[skinywitekid]

of the security... of your shit.....

[ParanoidPopsticle]

I so gotta watch this movie!

C'mon Malkovich and Pitt...=)

[pistachio0891]

I don't know why, but I love it when Brad Pitt is running down Linda's hall saying "oh my god" The only thing this vid was missing was the Schwinn!

[TheFaustianMan]

Mr.Black and he acts how he did during Meet Joe Black.

[austinthebookworm5]

You forgot his perv smile before... well if you've seen the movie you know

[cpreston5]

"I know who you are you know who I am"

"Maybe, appearances can be... deceptive"

"What you are doing is blackmail, that's a federal offence"

"Appearances can be decieving"

[DUTCHMASTER67]

Of your shit lmao

[ASSASSINOC714]

I bet this inspired the character "the Situation"

[RalphCQ]

16 ppl thought it was a Schwinn.

[johnjnukemsheridan]

This film was a piece of shit except for Brad's character - he was the only amusing character in it. And only he and one other were likeable!...Then (spoiler) The Coens killed them off so the film had NO likeable characters...Genius way to go with the writing process, NOT!

[xXxTwihardxXx]

@johnjnukemsheridan i absolutely positively agree with you there ! Shitty film but Brad was superb in it !

[Reinpret]

this movie gets love and hate. i have to say having seen it the first time, i wasn't in love. but after watching it 5 times now, this is nothing short of a masterpiece! I love this movie so much.

[SaraHeartsRunning]

" I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour but I thought you might be worried ... "

" Worried ... ? "

" ...about the sercurity ... of your shit. "

AHAHAHAHAHA<3

[haroldiscool]

is it me or is he just the most camp person in the world.

[XxLizzyHoran]

"Osbourne, Osbourne Cox?"" Is this Osbourne Cox?"

[barjeanne]

There are moments he gives exactly the same looks as Benicio Del Toro.

[sarenka678]

Uwielbiam komediowe role Brada Pitta!!! Jest w nich genialny!

Clooney też dał radę! :D

[djn00nan]

'you think thats a schwinn?' lol

[Topweightlossproduct]

Brad and Angelina are the most beautiful couple in the world. However, I do know a little secret about a product they take. Please go to my link and see the proof!

[turbomaximus1966]

you forgot his face just before he gets shot:D

[mercedes220894]

@turbomaximus1966 true that part is the best

[milepeke28]

Brad Pitt FTW!!! xD

[zzompi]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha­hahhha

[TheSololobo]

"I'm a good samaritan who tought you might be worried about the security of your shit." - Hilarious.

[SuperFSJETS]

Wiz Khalifa has mixtape called Burn After Rolling LMAO

[CU2UK]

The best moment is when brad gets a punch in the face!! :O WTF!!!!!

[9349gf]

Chad: im sorry im calling at such an hour but i thought you might be worried OSBORNE: worried?... CHAD: about the security...OF YOUR SHIT... LMAO first time i saw this i burst out with laughter

[LTHPW]

ahah- I'm a good samaritan - I got his number, I got his number! - OH MY GOD!! (shhh) oh my god! = Chad is the best, he didn't deserve to die!

[PlanetoJolie]

Aah Brad Fucking Pitt <3 he is so versatile, love him so much. I would turn straight for him. I totally cried when Chad died D; lol

[nath909]

What's the deal with Chad Feldheimer?

[crimson6858]

I practice the Brad Pitt in-car dance. What a reaction it gets from traffic!!

[TheJohnnySpecs]

I GET TO TEND THE RABBITS RIGHT GEORGE?

[mrreviews1995]

Brad pitt made this film.

[1214gaia]

Okay, this film somehow ran under my radar but it looks hilarious--next on my list.

[nathalie520]

Brad Pitt is such a versatile actor. He can go from sophisticated to moron in 0 to 60.

[ARHCxXxOO7]

@nathalie520 not hard to do

[icecue7]

 Appearances can be deceptive. Appearances can be deceptive. Appearances can be deceptive.

[KADG81]

0:27

From now on; I'm dancing like that

[8brokenwater]

james dean

[kevin15721]

it's joe black

[KungPowwChicken]

I love the dances he does and the fact that he keeps repeating "Osbourne Cox".

"That's what was agreed upon...Osbourne Cox". xD

[lilhavin]

ONLY Brad Pitt could have played this Character! He is a beast! lol

[filoscope]

You forgot the best part ...

Him in the GYM after he found the disc talking about the "secret agent shit"

[Sjelleh]

I love how he always says shit in the movie! god he is hilarious! xD

[crimson6858]

I got his number! I got his number!

[GnarlyAssFools]

but apperances cna be... deceptive.....

[stoogeofstooges1]

What song is Chad listening to?

[am1gv]

@stoogeofstooges1 i've read that its supposed to be a Madonna song but what exact song i don't know...

[yooooos]

Where is "You think it's a Schwinn"!



[WOMBOLOGISTofDAworld]

0:45 funniest part of the movie

[WOMBOLOGISTofDAworld]

0:45 the funniest part of the movie

[FordSaleen03]

2:30 i do that dance at the gym hahah

[CaptainPommby]

He' so dumb & innocent!

:P

[tundam1]

burn after reading is one of the best films out there, no doubt about it.

[NeilFraudstrong]

"Manolo... you DIDN'T find this."

I found it... on the floor there.

"Yeah, I know, but.."

[thesponge8]

i messed up the quote

I got his nummmmber, i got his nummmmber!

[thesponge8]

i got his number, i got his number!

[removetube]

brad just SUCKS! in this movie, this has it be some of the worst acting ever!!!!

[NeilFraudstrong]

@removetube

I think that's the point FYI.

[MarcusKiner]

@removetube You're fucking high, but that's why you're a nobody I guess.

[adripantsonfire]

mr. black. mr. joe black. ;D

[gerryphan1]

I was seriously like :O when he was shot, I was like, was he hallucinating?? I didnt want him to DIE! :(

[ItsCourtenayMmkay]

I HATED this movie! But Brad rocked. Shoulda been in the movie longer...

[SpunkStalker101]

"....Osbourne Cox?"



[dinuschka]

too bad the part he got hit in the face is missing

[felihomer96]

the best is like Brad Pitt come with the bike :D:D

[RockBottomRiser21]

osbourne cox? ¬_¬

[BigGee614]

lol the phone call part had me cracking up when I watched this

[tlv156]

"is this osbourne cox?"

"YES!! HELLO. THIS IS OSBOURNE COX!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!??"

[XxBritt217xX]

You forgot "You think that's a schwinn!" lmao just saying, still this video is hilarous. Looove that movie.

[commissarusa]

"I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit."

I was using someone else's stuff after school one day, and I thought I'd lost it. So I called her up and I said the line with like 3 other people around. They all looked at me, but tried to keep themselves from laughing cause they thought I was a badass or something. It was hilarious.

[IlyaUshar]

Brad once again has shown that he`s not some kind of "sweet boy" like tom cruse, and he knows how to play great.

His character - just something! He played chad amusing. You the most think i like in this character?His chewing gym. Most of the time it`s actively chewed. When situation is gettin dangerous or needs to be pondered - Chad hides it under his tongue. Like chewing his gym prevents to use convolutions!))

[lobofaca707]

the best one was the one this video didnt show, when he was running at the gym!

[maxpan2001]

This movie was the tits! Laughed all the way to the end!

[wolftotemic]

Shake it down...2:34 what song was he listening?

[dapkam1]

Pitt is actuly hilarious in this !

[WatchMyAwesomeVideo2]

@dapkam1 His humor and his death are the only good thing about this movie

[s2ertf]

appearances can be deceptive lol

[delightfullydorky]

"I couldn't call you on your totally unsecure phone" LOL

[xXxTwihardxXx]

there was this funny part where that bald dude in the car punches Brad in the nose and its quite funny how he says FUCK ! in a high pitch voice !! haha ! =] loved this film !

[baaliam]

You missed him getting shot!

[Zhqrxt]

haha, "mr Black`s" evil eyes. lol

[naarakyuu]

"insert quote from clip here" , now where is my 200 thumbs up?

[wolftotemic]

oh this is the shit!

[Darknight06]

whats that clapping noise from at 0:27 ?

[sunnyvegas702]

@Darknight06 snapping fingers, LOL

[hellokitt1234]

"ummm...i'm a good samaritan."

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

No matter how many times i watch it i still bust out laughing at 1:42

[pedrocruz1234]

How do people think this is a good movie, the jokes have way to much thought put into them and arn't funny. The casting is supposed to support it but it didn't work, also it has such a weak story that doesn't even maintain itself its so boring.

[youbetzler]

@pedrocruz1234 It was good because it was different, and completely flew from the stock process of movie plots. I thought the jokes were hilarious and were perfectly subtle. And the ending throws everyone out of wack, i don't care how good you are at predicting what happens in a movie, no one saw it coming. It was really the ending all coming together which really made the movie what it is. Kinda like pulp fiction only less butt sex

[pedrocruz1234]

@youbetzler I can actually apreciate this ^ very well put and i get why people like it now, I didn't really see it like that. So Its just and example of how things can be diferent? oO. But still tbh its still not my cup of tea i like a sense of purpopse, textbook but classic =]

[thelexus]

Perfect casting in this movie.

Brad's so good as playing a simpleton. Go figure.

[KerrDogga]

lol i love how he keeps squinting his eyes at ozbounre cox!! its priceless

[esfandior]

@KerrDogga when he squints he looks even more like Benicio Del Toro

[lanastassy]

I'd hit him just for saying "Osbourne Cox" a hundred times!! xD

[nafism6969]

LOL

[LittleWarSnail]

the moment he gets shot is missing :( thats the best scene

[Vee2500]

*perhaps but appearances can be deceptive*

[klopov]

where is "You think that's a Schwinn!"?

[goodyfun]

@klopov As long as my sister and I are in earshot, any time a Schwinn is mentioned anywhere, we will be quoting that line.

[Sofiarocks776]

i love how brad pitt keeps squinting his eyes when he's talking in the car :DDDD

[Evica72]

Pitt is so damn underrated as an actor!!! >:-/

[ilovepanslabyrinth]

@Evica72

He's always been one of my favourite actors

With Depp, Penn, Dicaprio and Jesse Eisenberg

[JayciSchmayci]

"I was gonna ride my bike."

[nimasha83]

BRAD PITT IS 47 TODAY..AT LEAST U GETTING OLD..LUCKY BASTERD!!!

[IoSonoUomo]

I like how Brad Pitt is a gym rat in this movie... but he's not a stereotypical meathead or fag. He's just a fucking goofball.

[InsightVidya]

1:41 that face he pulls just about killed me I laughed so hard

[muse54]

I loved this movie! Brad can play any part and make it real.

[simonsays318]

Apperances can be deseptive

[IsabellatrixWood]

Brad Pitt is so hilarious in this ! Soo dumb...

[SilverMcdowell1992]

I'm a good samaritan.

[delightfullydorky]

Appearances can be deceptive

[nubbubnub]

osbourne cox =_=

[StMcAwesomeX45]

When she says "ohmigod!" after Chad says he has Cox's number is just so irritating to me for some reason.

[Tebay71]

Funniest movie the Coen brothers have ever made

[yasyall23]

This is funny!...but is he suppose to be gay?

[fleshylocust]

LOL 1:41 is the best

[Frozone470]

the last one was the best

[lexus891]

He's brilliant

[CMurder33]

Love Brad Pitt. I got his number is the best part :-)

[ilovepanslabyrinth]

@CMurder33

I love Brad Pitt too

This might be my favourite performance of his

[DaftSwank]

It's amazing to me that Brad Pitt can play such an asshat and deliver such a respectably cool, hilarious, nuanced, and cutting-edge performance doing it. Ashton Kutcher plays characters like this all the time and comes across as a douche.

[iloveparc]

" uhh im sorry im calling at such an hour (raspy voice)

[freddybassett666]

aw no punch-in-the-face scene? still awesome :P

[Reinpret]

When i first saw this movie I was like " hmm it was decent " but as i watched it now many times, this film is a masterpiece, and if you think thats extreme, watch it again.

[TheYoko1]

best actor ever!

[TempeSoldier123]

Brad Pitt is a funny dude.

[xXSweeneyLovettXx]

0:33 never fails to make me laugh XD

[ShaneBeacham]

Brad Pitt made this movie. I personally think this is much better than No Country...let the hate begin!

[SpectacleMaximus]

@ShaneBeacham I actually 100% agree. I don't know if Burn is objectively better than No Country (it might actually be) but I LOVE Burn much more, even though both movies are awesome.

I wonder what it would be like if Chad Feldheimer met Anton Chigurh met. O_o

[ShaneBeacham]

@SpectacleMaximus I actually rewatched No Country about a week or two ago and liked it a lot better than I did the first time (the first time I hated it). I'd still say Burn After Reading is kinda better. But then again they are too completely different movies.

[ilovepanslabyrinth]

@SpectacleMaximus

That would be quite a meeting indeed

Both Great Films, A Serious Man is great as well

Oh and No Country and A Serious Man end perfectly

Just sayin.....

[shallehalle]

haaa.. osbourne....osbourne cocks? hahahah

[Eraq3]

awwwww, I wanted to see him get shot again...

[viciazzo]

watched this movie the other day for the first time..its hilarious!..is this Osbourne Cox?

[xvoy2002]

I thougtht brad pitt was great lin this movie. Didn't know he could be so funny. The whole charcter he played was great. Love the 'business voice" His scene with the suit on the bicycle was hilarous.

[georgerannie]

This was one funny ,ovie. Everyone in it were so funny.

[ostapov1]

"He thinks its a schwinn!!!" probably my favorite quote, not in this mix, but If you wanted every quote then watch the movie right ostapov1. ?

[thequeenlives]

Where is the scene where Malcovich punches Brad in the face while they're in the car?????? That was the BEST scene, and it's not on here (bummer)...

Brad OWNED this movie!

[onetrashdancer]

@thequeenlives Thai'd Queen when Brad works his way to Thai'd royal garden and runs into Sir Billy bobs crop circle is the erg LOST ? HA HA HA

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Brad Pitt had fun with this movie, you can tell. Every second he's on the screen is thoroughly enjoyable.

[teedesigns]

I'm afraid I have to be that kind of person who types this

"I got his nummmber! I got his nummmmber!"

[mrsgeeway80]

lmfao what the hell. "Ossssbourne.... COOOCKS"

[cquackaz]

"Osbourne Cox"?

[luarionte]

I love Pitt's face

=_=

[mrm87]

appearances can be deceptive!

[epicvlas]

GREAT FILM AMZING PERFORMANCES BY GREAT STARS .WAT A FUCK?/........