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  • I thought the helicopter was going to chop the turkeys heads off!

  • MILF Pornos...YES!!!,  White House...NO WAY IN HELL!

  • hahahahahahahhahaa!! oh fucking shit.. thats damn funny!!

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  • I'm going to kill you, for hunting wolves, you ugly bitch!! (To Palin)

  • Well, one explanation is that, since she had granted a pardon to a turkey earlier that day, she was letting it know what a blessing life is by showing it the alternative.

    But yeah...I don't like to call someone stupid unless there's simply no getting around it. Before this press conference, I said she was inexperienced and out of her league. But this PC made it clear. She could've moved or delayed it. She could've said 'Dude, can you do this later?' But no. And that's it...she's stupid.

  • This would be funnier if the accent wasn't so badly done.

  • I love it when she says "Die turkey!". I urge people to click on the point in the videos time line over and over and continue laughing.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • wait a minute, thats not sarah palin!!

  • Ha na ahanaha a!

  • Score one for the wolves!!!

    LOL. That was good. What a moron.

  • Wow. LOL!

  • ha hahha extremely well done.

  • omg!!! can i borrow that m16?

  • sorry. should have said 'the process developed by evolution'

  • Fake!

  • die turkey lol 5/5 cuz of the funny

  • she's a stupid cunt... i'd take her to my room slap a collar and make her dance to my tune all day all night... and i'm not talkin about Waltz.

  • Sarah Palin was a parody of herself. Future presidential campaigns will use her as the perfect model for what not to do during an election.

  • What a Maverick MILF! *PUKES*

  • what is wrong with what she did? you people are idiots, can't appreciate what you have.

  • hahahahahaha..

    OBAMA STILL WON....get over it!!!

  • Your an idiot, when did I say anything about that?

  • LMAO! YEAH

  • Uball is a faggot liberal search Larry Sinclair

  • dont you mean larry craig

  • lol, i dont eat meat anyway, poor things.

    i hate her shes scum she hunts for fun... how can you enjoy taking a life? shes fucked up in the head.

  • Actually I think that's like an Alaskan culture thing almost. I think most people there are like that.

  • aw right... thats a shame. : (

  • I so totally agree! Sarah is very cruel and ugly!

  • veggies breath eat and grow just like a human being does. tell me do you make sure youre shoes are not made from leather or any other animal bi-product? If you answered yes your a fucking hypocrit. Love watching Peta protest's and everyone is wearing leather nike's or some other expensive brand of leather shoe. So its ok aslong as you dont kill the animal and you cant eat it only wear it? Get a clue, mankind cant stop killing himself long enough to have remorse for animals.

  • i dont wear any leather, or any dead animal... and its not that i disagree with eating meat, although i wouldnt, but the way the meat is killed isnt fair atall, if it was hunted and killed painlessly(donno if thats a word) and people only killed what they were going to eat and not too much, just like how animals hunt for eachother - id find that fair.

  • lol sad

  • I myself am vegan. I don't where anything that comes from an animal, including shoes. I do not use shampoo or wear make up, tested on animals. In fact, nothing I use has been tested on animals. Your comment about vegetables was completely ignorant. If you pick a tomatoes from a plant, does the whole plant die? No. If you take a head off of a cow, does the cow dies? Yes. Plants do not feel pain, because they don't have a central nervous system. I'd love to go on, but I've run out of room.

  • Beg to differ on one point here. Experiments have been done that show an EKG hooked up to a plant as it is being cut open. The print out shows that it goes off the chart when being cut. If you walk up and be nice then the EKG shows it being mellow. So just because a head of lettuce doesn't have a face doesn't mean it likes being eaten. The old saying "you can't make an omellent without breaking some eggs is true". We just do the best we can.

  • Tones4me1,

    It is possible plants have a chemical reaction to external stimuli. Plants react to sunlight, other animals (venus fly trap) or possibly being mutilated all as passed on via evolution. However, plants DO NOT HAVE BRAINS!!!!

  • You just made my point. Plants react! If you think that having a brain is the only thing that makes a life of value well...I don't agree. If it can react then it has FEELINGS. And if you hack up a head of lettuce and it REACTS then you affected it's feelings. At least acknowledge that you have that affect on what you eat.

  • Plants don't need brains. They have their own system for life and death and everything in between. You prove very clearly here that not all brains are created equally or are used to think beyond their own limit.

  • Yes. I know they don't need brains. That is why I said "PLANTS DON'T HAVE BRAINS".

    Plants have leaves to gather energy from the sun. Does not mean plants know what they are doing. Evolution.

    Do your parents know how to construct a living being? No. Other than to let the process of evolution take over by fooling around under the sheets.

    A pot of water reacts when you place it on a stove. Should you be concerned? Probably not.

  • You are over valuing the concept of having a brain. Life does not begin and end with possessing one. Get it?? Everything has a value on the planet. Trees don't have a brain - but without them you won't have oxygen. So who is more important, you or the tree that you need? That is the point I am making. And I have never seen a plant do the evil that a man with a brain can do. So I gotta go with the plants!

  • Ever see a venus fly trap?

    My point was not that plants aren't important. Air, water, salt, gravity, sunshine....and on and on are important.

    The point in saying they don't have brains is that they do not suffer in the sense that animals are capable. They can't contemplate fear, they can only .. you know what... you win. I quit.

  • it is illegal to test make-up products on animals any more

  • just because you said it does not make that statement true...if only it were illegal though

  • lol, but ie seen better

  • SARAH IS A DUMB CUNT

  • Sarah Palin is a dizzy dumb ass bitch!

    Bristol is a high school slutty tramp.

    The so called 1st Dude is a stupid faggot!

    Sarah pals around with drug addicts and drug dealers.  Let not forget that she does nothing about Crystal Meth and Wasilla where the whore is governor is the Crystal Meth Capital of the world! Sarah is a dumb cunt! She will never be President of this country, the bitch is stupid! So all you Sarah supporters, FUCK YOU!

    HA HA SARAH!

  • all you know how to do is run your mouth

  • Ummmm...she sounds more Irish...than Sarah Palinish..

  • Funny!

  • Wow I would love to know how truly educated you must be lololol. I bet your an ill-informed, lower socioeconomic individual that will accumulate into nothing!. Obama, now that is a joke, community organizer. God bless the United States.

  • move to Texas puppet-fucker

  • Well, i sure do hate them crackas

  • The scary thing is that so many people actually voted McCain/Palin! WOW.... I thought Bush couldn't be beat. I was wrong. Now I'm officially embarrassed for the Republican party.

  • Typical libs grasping at straws. I bet every one of these videos came from some crazy L.A. lib who wants Paris Hilton for prez. You are so pathetic!

  • well i dont want Paris for prez but just think how funny thatd be... ROFL

  • A RATpubliCONMAN like you would have voted for a farmer's field straw scarecrow if it had worn a republican sign around its neck.

    Now that's more than pathetic!!

  • funny shit

  • she has to be the best meth addict ever!

  • how can you be able to stand sarah palin ?

    they should send mc cain back to imprisonment camp in vietnam for choosing sarah palin

  • Sarah palin is an idiot.

  • "but i knew" i love that part! lol palin sucks

  • fuck palin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sarah Palin's brain is on meth.

  • So is her daughter... check out the news. She got busted.

  • Ooh, I didn't know what the big deal was about that video, thanks for explaining it.

    I was turning the volume all the way up thinking it was something she was saying.

    Now that you've explained I understand it WAS militant vegan getting all twisted about rural life.

  • lol

  • rofl. its so funny watching you lot argue. i'm so glad i live in australia

  • I would have liked it better if she was the one who choped off the head of the damn turkey. You go girl, some Americans still use there brain, unlike this lame video.

  • You're saying Sarah Palin uses her brain?? Haha!! I haven't heard or seen anything from her that proves she uses her brain .... if she even has one.

  • This comment is so cruel and smallminded like stella tortuga said. If you have a problem with palin you abortionist hipocryte go flush your head down a toilet.

  • fuck palin fuck obama the assholes in this country should consider voting INDEPENDENT

  • oh trust me i am no closed minded person my whole family is conservative republicans and i think ppl should be what they want not what theyre parents want and lets face it republicans, a bunch of rednecks and cheapo's look at nixon him and watergate! i dont see any democrats bugging republican phone lines do u?

  • no dmazanec u and all ur republican scum are the assholes religious freaks if u ask me. the newspaper even called u guys and i quote "bible bearing bullies" so screw u :)

  • . . . Take a moment. Think about what you just said. Now do the world a favor and stop saying such close-minded, cruel, intolerant, hypocritical, and idiotic things, please.

  • oh well if "the newspaper" said it...

  • I am so happy this wingnut Religious nutbar is not at the helm.

  • couldn't be more off, other then the head shot and the coffee

  • Sarah Palin? That turd has been flushed. Its time to move on.

  • i thought that wasnt that funny. and they did a really bad job with her voice. it sounded like an irish person who had a speech impedemnet

  • rofl

  • Sarah Palin and Dubya are what passes for intelligence in the Republican Party.

  • Ok but you're right ZZ 'Prodigirl' one was a lot funnier

  • People are still talking about her?

  • die turkey!!, lol funny as hell

  • I LOVE SARAH!!!!

  • A minigun is more efficient as you can kill more Turkeys in less time. Napalm is also good as it kills them, removes all the feathers and then cooks them all at one shot.

    But since I have neither I have to butcher my Turkeys the old fashioned way.

  • dyke bitch fag i hate her

  • wow, liberal really are nasty assholes

  • lmmfao

  • lol so funny

  • AWESHOM!!! My freind showed me this on her cellphone while in the bathroom(Why?) hiding from the teacher at lunch. It made me laugh my eyeballs out, lol

  • What is that accent meant to be? Irish? What is it? This could be funny, but it's not.

  • she is such a bitch!! omg poor wolves!!!! and turkeys!!!

  • Reading all these negative comments on plain, it's really comical and continues to drive the point home to me that Uhbama supproters have no warm fuzzy, positive feelings of unity!! LMAO!!

    JUST MORE RHETORIC!!

  • lol

  • funny, but why does she sound like somebody's Irish immigrant grandmother

  • Blood Blood , Glorious Blood... After inhaling her favorite Perfume (Fresh Blood) she probably went straight home for a good hard session in The Missionary Position ...

  • Even as a caricature, this bigoted cunt manages to annoy the shit out of me.

  • Can't wait for the slew of Obama videos conservatives will make. They will be far better than this lame crap!!

  • Because of course all that "patriotic" crap you neo-cons have been bellowing for years is pure hypocracy and now that the person you were programmed to support has lost, you wish against the President and any efforts to better the country's condition because as proven in the 1990's the Republicans are sore loosers. Was a blowjob really the best you could have harrangued Bill Clinton with anyway?

  • Oh yes, you "too crunk on Kool-aid liberals" were right on board when Bush won...NOT. Expect Conservatives to jump right on board with Uhbama at about just the same pace!

    A quote from NYTimes article in 1999: "Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low & moderate income people & felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits."

  • You state: you wish against the President and any efforts to better the country's condition.

    Are you kidding me? It is liberals who have wished against the President for the last 8 years, and if you think the democRATS are NOT sore losers, then you are living in a dream world and need to wake the hell up!!

  • This was supposed to be a photo op of the governor pardoning a turkey.  She did the interview right in front of the slaughtering process. Nonetheless she probably took this approach to create a controversy, keeping herself in the spotlight.

  • I like that. You believe she's just trying to stay in the spotlight, yet you play right into her hands. You get what you deserve.

  • rhosey001- It is a bit ironic.

  • Copy this message

    1. Hold your breath now

    2. Post this message in another video while holding your breath, if you make it, you're a great kisser.

    I DID IT!!

  • Palin did it on purpose, she knows how to get people's attention.

  • nah shees just plain stupid

  • What the fuck... That about sums it up... What the fuck... Amen.

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  • OMG~! Did you want her to pardon ALL the turkeys?

  • Now THAT unlike Letterman was funny.

  • lol this video describes her perfectly!

  • someone is an asswipe, asswipe, asswipe!

  • Wow, it's your dumb-ass again! How's the time traveling going? stupid bitch

  • Well said!

    It took the Catholic Church 200 years to admit that Galileo was right. 1979, Pope John Paul admitted that the Catholic Church had erred in its treatment of Galileo. Furthermore, Galileo wrote his findings in ITALIAN, which was something that the people could read and not in Latin which was only decipherable by scholars.

    I'm an Atheist, and proud of it.

  • Billy goat.

  • Me too, and proud of it.

  • um what's racist here?

  • that was gay

  • stupid americans!!!!!!!!!!

  • thanks for posting--if she won't just go away, the least we can do is highlight every stupid thing she does and says :0

  • you suck

  • She is so stupid.

  • She's screwed up.

  • Dan Quayle retard, and if your trying to make yourself sound smart try not to misspell your words

  • You are correct mide7, for instance take this snippet from your own post, "... if your trying to make yourself sound smart try not to misspell ..." Actually mide7 it is "you are" or "you're" NOT "your."  So keep in mind when flaming somebody for being a "retard" by attacking their ability to spell correctly, it might actually help if YOU knew how to spell correctly. You are, or you're welcome.

  • hahahaha!!! she is such a ditz and cruel to animals!!! so mean!!! she should be taken in by the animal cruelty agencies!!!

  • As dumb as she is, she is still 50 IQ points higher than the average American voter. Kill yourselves, sheeple.

  • Yeah, I suppose Palin is smart in one way: She managed to convince millions of people to vote for someone as incompetent as her during the last election.

  • ha ha, ha haaaa....... not funny

  • If I NEVER see Palin again, it will be too soon!! She is such a ditz.............

  • So what if she stood there while the turkeys were being killed? I don't see the big deal. She probably didn't even realize it. Why don't you criticize the camera man for actually doing it. It is his job to make sure that stuff like that doesn't get on the film. You people are ridiculous. Well, that is how they kill the birds, and in even larger places they do it with a machine.

  • I don't really know but I would say that the camera crew positioned her that way just to show everyone that she HASN'T GOT A CLUE !!!!

  • nor does obama, at least she saw that the government was the problem unlike u. go drink some kolaid

  • what's wrong with you? Racist fool

  • I think so too. So you see it's not her fault.

  • that's how WE kill the birds, we Are a machine, an evil one. purge the earth

  • ownage?

  • wow u people take this stuff way too seriously, this was just a joke, and if u all r seriously going to cry becuz some turkeys get killed for thanksgiving y r u living in this country, God created animals to feed, cloth, and possible shelter us and no matter how u kill it, if it is being used for those reasons then whts wrong?

  • My goodness, that is awful, that was pathetic to stand around while the turkeys are being slaughtered like that. I would say there is a touch of narcissistic personality there. No consciousness.

  • Ok thats silly. Why did the voiceover guy make her sound canadien though?

  • i have to say tht was the worst waste of 30 seconds in my life.

  • Histerical....Sarah Palin is the new female Dan Quayle...clueless!

  • not even funny

  • You can show a same sex couple with their tongues down each others throats on TV today, but to show how we get Thanksgiving turkey on the kitchen table to celebrate the feast that we share with our founding fathers is taboo? To make fun of a lifestyle that doesn't hurt ANYBODY(!) else just shows how anti humanity the left has become.

  • do you mean the same lifestyle that celebrates the exploitation and slaughter of the native americans who were here first? or the lifestyle that condemnes and takes away the rights of certain minorities? I'm also confused about your "anti-humanity" statement, why would the left be "anti-humanity"? they are humans, so they can't be anit-humanity, but they can be opposed to your lifestyle of bigotry and intolerance

  • Do you know what revisionist history is? Look it up...

  • Doesn't hurt anybody--except the turkey!!!

    Are you implying that same sex couples somehow hurt other people? Let me turn it around and ask why you think that seeing a living creature being murdered is somehow less offensive than seeing people kiss.

  • Hilarious!  Many thanks.

  • A moron is a human being who believes his/her 9-12% of their brain use is sufficent to form an "educated" opinion on their origin listening to "scholars" and "scientists" and all these other "smart" people who also in fact use 9-12% of their brains. It doesn't end. The earth was "flat" to these geniuses years ago. I figure if you do believe in God, and He doesnt exist, you have nothing to lose. If you dont believe in Him, and He does exist, you lose everything. Theres a no "brainer" there.

  • First off, it was a genius like Galieo who proved that the Earth was round and the church tried to silence him for it. In fact there was a time when Christians ran Europe. It was called the DARK AGES. Secondly, if God exists, but you worship the wrong God, then you also lose everything and end up as a roommate with non-believers in hell. BTW a loving and caring God would never send anyone to hell, so there's your no "brainer"

  • I hear all republicans in the coming election tour 2012

    Kill baby Kill

    Sickening this stupid creature

    bla, bla, bla, bla, is all she can.

  • so what do you believe can you give an "EXACT" date how old this world really is?

  • No, we can't give an exact date to how old the world is, but it is amazingly easy to date the world as being more than 6000 years old. Anytime someone states that, it should be a clue to just ignore everything that person has to say.

  • Uh, that seems awfully ignorant.

    Not saying your wrong... But that is pure ignorance right there.

  • No, stating that the world is 6000 years old despite the multitude of empirical evidence to prove that false is ignorant. And if someone is going to hold true to that, then why should I give them the benefit of the doubt as to any other opinion that they want to share?

  • I second this comment

  • I'm not saying he's wrong, I was saying that why should he ignore someone just because of their beliefs. Especially just because someone believes the Earth's age. Many scientists were Christians that have contributed greatly to science. The Father of Genetics was a monastery monk for God's sake!

    And I do believe the Earth is older than 6000, and I still do believe in God. Doesn't mean I'm a retard, contrary to what Mikester76 fucktard thinks.

  • You sound like one down-home, back-country, inbread retard... that's what that sounds like right there.

  • Shut the fuck up, until you can write something worth occupying my time.

  • hmmmmm, what is worth your time is up for debate considering your level of bitchness. Sounds like fucktard kaiserkicker has some entitlement issues. And yes, if someone says the world is 6000 years old they should be entirely removed from any intelligent conversation.

  • Run Sarah Run. Oh God, please run Sarah, the ruination of the rethuglican party will soon follow.

  • lol tht is hilarious

  • How can she be a creationist if in this interview she is promoting destruction?

  • Why not? They took a douchebag with a Bible and voted him in twice. A chimp would be ten times smarter.

  • Obama is a Christian. Hmmmmm. That certainly broadens the definition. Let's see, you know that Obaminable is a Christian because he says so. Using your logic all Palin needs to do to win you over is say, "I'm a bright person." You don't think very many people would dispute your opinion. Several million Americans did on election day.

  • Someone could take a chimp, put a flag in one paw and a bible in the other, and you cretinous conservatives would vote for it.

  • How does stating that "Obama is a Christian" broaden the definition? Does stating that Jerry Fallwell or John Hagee are Christians do the same? If you are trying to imply that he is a Muslin who lies about his faith, then you are wrong.

  • Very interesting and revealing how the hatred comes out towards any public figure who makes it clear that he or she is a practicing Christian. Bring on the lions folks; it almost worked back in Rome.

  • I don't think people hate Palin because she's a Christian. Obama is a Christian too. Palin is just not too bright, and I don't think very many people could dispute that.

  • I am a practicing Catholic yet I can't stand Palin either. It has nothing to do with her Christian Faith (although that Church of hers in Wasilla is a little bizarre). It has to do with her being so unqualified for the job she was running for and such a liar about her own deeds. She is the absolute worst candidate for high office that I have ever seen in my lifetime.