Smile! Your Mom Chose Life!

[KaitlynRocks98]

Very good you should be a rapper :)

[devilledevil98]

This is great! He could be a rapper. I would love to hear this put to music.

[Sherbetrockett]

Your poetry is so amazing

[thewinebottle]

you are not a rapper.

[TheBoredProle]

@thewinebottle He's a spoken word poet.

[angelicasthoughts]

That was seriously amazing. I just watched it twice and am still an awe. That was awesome.

[tuberofyou1]

I didnt know cody was a rapper

[EinTraurigerGigolo]

PAPER MACHE

[Avegadez]

why did you delete your tj vids cody, why? :(

[MrConredsX]

What the hell happen with TJ? Did hell frozen already and you had to split up?

[xlhotlx]

is there a video where he explains what happened with him and TJ? if so could someone please direct me to that video?

thanks!

[EllieJayden]

This was amazing, wow. Great poem Cody!

[lastmondaypast1]

If you stopped smoking you could buy a footlong subway sandwich instead. Your not struggling if your bringing it on yourself. GTFO poser.

[Ilamarea]

@lastmondaypast1 you're

or at least you'r

[JinxedCuriousity]

@lastmondaypast1 You call him a poser, yet you watch and comment on (At least) two of his videos. Don't you have something better to do?

[nigcity]

ugh... never realized through tj's vids you were such a little emo faggot

[amozoness6]

@nigcity Please never stop being so overwhelmingly erudite :)

[hanson666999]

I really like your poetry Cody. Keep up the good work.

[EthanJM]

Damn Cody! Put this and your last one in my favorites. Keep it up man, you speak it well.

[bnz500]

This video was straightd0pe!

[TearsOfWar1]

OMG it's the emo peter parker from spiderman 3.

[sneegro]

Damn Cody you're so counter culture!

[ajmitch95]

Become a rapper.

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

I like how Cody really isn't an art fag.

[mrclitface]

He wears sunglasses inside so you can't see his eyes going >________> <___________< when he's reading his script.

[iinventedthequestion]

wtf i just saw that bumper sticker yesterday and ive been thinking about it lol

[asnabelgur]

EPIC = Poem

AWESOME = Video

TALENTED = Cody Weber

[mrclitface]

@asnabelgur GAY=Sunglasses inside and smoking cigarettes and exhaling extra hard to look cool.

[asnabelgur]

@mrclitface Sunglasses : Pointless,stupid and unneccessary,yes.

Does that change the quality of the video?

NO!

Does that change the quality of the poem?

NO!

I don't care if he's using the sunglasses to read the script,this video is still epic.

I don't care if he's exhaling extra hard to "look cool",the poem is still epic.

[mrclitface]

@asnabelgur You're right. <3

[Maper555]

@asnabelgur i personally thought all of those effects brought the video together

[TheBoredProle]

@mrclitface Actually, Gay=a homosexual (esp. a man). I don't think Cody's gay.

[wentzizzlesizzle]

Is this in Morning Cigarette? I particularly enjoyed it.

[BurqueHater]

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[ripntearit]

bravo bravo Standing ovation

[kotoroshinoto]

@ripntearit standing ovulation !

[AwesomeRants]

I really like how, even though it's desaturated, the image is really sharp. 50mm lens? Beautiful. Saturnine, yet beautiful. Sorry, I can't help but comment on the production quality.

[gabrielnorburg]

*check out the channel for the first time in a month or so* *stares at thescreen, turn and look in the mirror, looks at the screen, looks in the mirror, realizes we have gone and aquired the same haircut AND grown the same facial hair* STOP HAVING SUCH GOOD TASTE CODY xD

[keithzworld]

This was amazing Cody well done dude

[jimmy202500]

Wealth may satisfy some people but nothing i have every bought has made me happy, it has merely sustained or occupied me. I wish it did, because because maybe I would have an aspiration to pursue. Instead I feel empty and alone all the time. Like nothing matters. Like I don't know what makes me valuable. Amazing poetry.

[BrynLFilms]

Cody, PLEASE write a rap song! Or album!

[hoffness]

And now the search begins for AtheismCentral.

[whowhatwhereandwhy31]

@hoffness his comment was removed

[mrclitface]

@hoffness Go to "view all comments" and press Ctrl-F and type in AtheismCentral.

[None1he1ess]

dammmmnn boi wennt in doe

[SchiamaShade1]

Wow, that was phenomenal. I have chills right now.

[Oohsuger]

*claps really loud* *standing ovation*

[nooneisusingthisname]

Why does it feel like you always have a stuffed nose

[DrDrolomehet]

@nooneisusingthisname He just has a nasal voice, man.

[0pteryx]

Keep growing that goatee Cody and I'll buy you a red & white striped sweater and a beret.

[BrettakaKatana]

@0pteryx hhaahaaahhaahahahaha

[xxdeathx]

Goodjob, looking forward to the next video, strong words in the end

[Cannabliss46]

You'd look pretty spiffy if you went with your more natural hair color.

Good video :)

[graham1995]

I don't much care for the AA-BB style, gets too predictable in my opinion.

But this os a very powerful poem, with enough loaded statements to make any man think.

[testdummy22]

were all millionaires who are down on there luck........nice

[jumpyourbone]

@testdummy22

mhm.. from a famous john steinbeck quote.

[IdaMiaDot]

The problem is that business rewards sociopathic behaviour. Just as natural selection tends to reward the organism with the most venomous poison or nastiest teeth (or w/e); the business person who is willing to act without remorse in the name of profit will tend to rise to the top.

Sociopaths seeking power will tend to control the world.

[masmantour]

Can I use this for Forensics?

[bellyzbad]

i swear your a genius

[TheHoleWhereLoveWas]

Who hurt you Cody? Who hurt you :'(

[TheAcad3mic]

"When you're ignorant of history, you can be proud of what it is." - Damn straight. This kind of stuff is why I wonder why poetry has a bad rep.

[shlockofgod]

Great. It's amazing how lovely words can be.

[metalgrungefan123]

This reminds me of bob Dylan

[TheShaguar93]

this MUST BE A SONG!

[SSanf]

Well done!

[Krigor22222]

You should do a fuckin' rap album, or not.

[yootesa1515]

stuffing my face and listining to this feels wrong

[SerbSimulator]

LIFE = consumption, reproduction, cannibalism & addiction. Imposing suffering on sentience since 4 billion years ago. Smile now :)

[sidewaysfcs0718]

@SerbSimulator when u put it like that :( shit sucks big time

[SerbSimulator]

@sidewaysfcs0718 Its the only logical conclusion there is my mate ;) And the addiction part is the one thing preventing you to see it. But its gonna end, Andromeda will hit us for sure, 3 billion years of meaningless pain for the unlucky 99% poor ones and party for the lucky 1% of all living remains :) If we were smart we could crash the moon to earth now or something lol but anyway..just some rational thoughts here ;)

[xMCxHaVok]

@SerbSimulator I wouldn't call crashing the Moon into us a rational thought...

[SerbSimulator]

@xMCxHaVok Why not? :D Think about it, if we destroy every single trace of that stupid pain inflicting ruthless thing that's without any purpose or a meaning called life we could prevent trillions of future victims of it. We shouldnt wait for Andromeda or some asteroid or some nuclear disaster or some WW37 that will for sure convict us to unimaginable suffering, radioactive stone age or smth like that ;) Then we couldnt crash the moon, but now we have the technology,lets use it & be rational :)

[BasilACA]

"They must find it hard to take Truth for authority who have so long mistaken Authority for Truth." - Gerald Massey

Keep writing Codey, truth and love from Europe

[nblax41]

nice haircut slick

[thisistrapordie]

deep shit man.. really confronting

[vampkiller760]

I wanna kill myself now.

[MrRightfootleftfoot]

@saturninefilms I feel as though wed get along. I write kind of on the same way you do I think.

[averageman403]

your clever as fuck man i am jealous

[uglyguido]

Chainsaw gutsfuck!

[ultraviolence6655321]

Look, your rocking the hipster haircut, but if you can't grow a goddamn hipster beard, then shave off what you've got.

[kylem1112]

Lol he's trying to be like changedachannel.

[kizzume]

That was really good :)

[linkrocks99]

I don't mean to sound like a brown noser.. but..

Cody is definitely one of my favorite poets.

Good poetry is hard to find, I'm glad youtube can bring us some. haha

[emilyunderscoremarie]

I'm speechless. Fucking awesome, dude.

[semperfiedausten]

shut the fuck up dr seuss

[TheDarkDawn3312]

@semperfiedausten Yeah, because everyone who rhymes is Dr. Seuss. Ignorance sickens me.

[kaka9419]

love this, liberty, life, is shit

[Saturninefilms]

@AtheismCentral hahahahah I fucking wish dude.

[GreatNegus]

@AtheismCentral

Actually, it's more like a few dollars.

[theboarman]

@AtheismCentral he gets $1 for every thousand views, yea fucking rich.

[SturFriedBrains]

@AtheismCentral How is he a fucking corporate shit hole? He makes youtube videos and is an artist... thats what he does... do you know how much money artists make? shit, and did you see a commercial when you clicked on this video? no, meaning he made nothing from this... so yeah he is that guy who makes tens of millions of bucks for selling his soul to money... yeah fucking right.

[dmundizzle]

@AtheismCentral fucking idiot lol

[WeWillShareAnecdotes]

@AtheismCentral I'm given to understand you have to get views in the hundred thousands at least - per video at that - to make anything substantial. If anything, he's making pocket change.

[stevenwalton8177]

@WeWillShareAnecdotes A friend told me the google ads were like 1 cent for every 1000 views, so as good as Cody is, it isn't even enough to pay for his smokes.lol

[TheWoWGrind]

@stevenwalton8177 Usually 1-2$ per thousand, but still pocket change.

[rawrimazombie]

@AtheismCentral The amount of money someone makes dictates their credibility? Are you suggesting that a young artist is part of the elite? Troll 2/10

[TheMessianicManic]

@AtheismCentral Judging from the number of views he gets, I'd say he probably pulls in about $5 to $20 a video, and he doesn't post that often, so it's unlikely that he makes a living from this.

[lunarain19]

Amazing. You are correct. Love how I'm not the only one who thinks this way. I can breath easier knowing more Americans feel this way.

[colorschan]

Too bad this is only speaking to your american audience. :)

[Skullomaniaaaa]

@colorschan Yeah because everyone in your country is either too poor to afford a computer, rioting against their government, getting raped and murdered in the streets, trafficking child sex slaves, training to become terrorists, etc.

Being an ignorant, generalizing douchefuck is fun!

[LobsterPotsticker]

@Skullomaniaaaa wtf

[eggertstwart]

meh

[ElegeantFencer]

You really have had alot of character since you started wearing those shades.

[MuslimGoku]

Cody is a great poet

[AwesomeRants]

Very creative. I like it :)

[crackmonster99]

that shit was ill.

[rockguythirtytwo]

Wow. Best yet! ^_^

[MusicalEutopia]

It's a bad poem about a hackneyed matter. It's commendable nonetheless.

[ThePotatomilkshake]

never have I heard such true deep and beautiful poetry as Cody's

[technosasquatchfilms]

mind blown every time, always so deep

[Darksunshinerain87]

@cremerdude You mad bro?

[Inkognitohaloramics]

I love the stupid people who think that Cody's lying or lazy.

[AnEnragedBear]

dat emo hair

[SpaceNinjaMonkey]

Fake And Gay

[twigj93]

How long will the book be on sale for?

[TheConorwalsh]

Well that was, amazing. Thanks Cody,

[BrainGuy45]

Liked and favorited this video.

[SuperBirdii]

i love this. it's insightful, and it rhymes. can't stand poems that don't rhyme.



[senman6]

"We're all millionairs down on our luck." I love that one.

[Anima14]

The shade are good if an ironic indictment of the desire to be an artist.

....

...?

[gubbyitss]

"So we enslaved the middle east to pay 'em back

A brown desert in the darkest black

We installed dictators specifically catered to follow us through on this blessed attack"

[shrikechan]

nice title haha!

[TheOrangeFondler]

Boom.

[JeffroTheMan1]

This was pretty good, but there were some bits that didn't sound natural- 'they were draftees,' 'two airliners,' and 'privacy is archaic,' all fit syllable-wise, but where you put the accents on them made it sound odd.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather have you deviate from the meter to make it sound more natural.

Other than that, it's a pretty good poem in general.

[ErsiNur1]

Yes. Weber is back.

[jasonbloss]

Dude just..wow. I was floored by that. Amazing.

[RagdollRalph]

Me and my horse friends just want to say: We love ya Cody.

Ur awesome, great video.

[omar30018]

PAPER MACHE FUCK

[FTWbiology]

I absolutely love these recent poetry videos.

[Zekkary]

That was a fucking amazing poem. Very deep. I loved it, keep it up, Cody.

[nciviero]

How do you do it Cody? Genius Shit Dude.

[Yamikaiba123]

The rhymes don't make it poetry, but the ideas do, I reckon.

[spazfox]

This is worth tweeting.

[endauthority]

pretentious hipster douche

[zafiter9]

You're gonna be some piece of work 5 year's from now (if you stay with it) Let Respect & Compliments & a little bit of luck Blow in your Direction. Be busy Cody Weber.....Thumbs Up on 'Morning Cigarette'. Bought it Enjoyed it !!

[Meikitatakikarim]

That's some deep shit man.

[PookieDaExzile]

Your flow and Delievery are a little choppy but your words are their man, Hell work at it a bit and maybe you can make some of that good hip hop you say we never get anymore. Eh I doubt you'll even look at this, but fuck It.

[koryakapelinal333]

Honestly Cody, you should stop forcing yourself into a meter. You're much better at ranting Lou Reed style poetry. The words themselves are great, but you need to work on your delivery.

[TheDonandMurphshow]

*favorited

[NiceFaceProductions]

mindgasm

[kegs95]

fuck your poetry. it's tolerable on your second channel, but god damn, only been waiting a month for pleasant lane. fuck cody, get your shit together. and jerk me off.

[FireDropTechnologies]

Pverty Diet? Shit hoss, one meal a day, any day I don't go to the soup kitchen, Cup of noodles, no sause. LoL, I'm a spartain Mother fucker, But like roaches? Hard to kill. I sight RAGE AGAINST MACHINES, Gost of Tom Jones, Realy Tom Joad, form John Stienbecks Grapes of Wrath Chapter 28.

[SkidRowRadio]

your best yet. imo.

[FeneGrenkle]

This would be so much cooler if you had your old hair.

[PwnedsVids]

Yo dawg i heard you like rhymes....

K i got nothing to top that =/.

[TheDonandMurphshow]

@PwnedsVids Making a meme, you are doing it wrong.

[SilentSputnik]

Awesome, Cody.

[TheBoredProle]

Dude, respect.

[NaPzt3R]

Cody you just wrote a rap-song.

[ploppercon]

Watch this with porcelain by moby in teh background.

[skaboss3178]

Finely said

[adc109]

"When you're ignorant of history, you can be proud of what it is."

-Cody Weber

[baglepants]

@adc109 can someone break this down to me because i have no idea what this means -_-

[LobsterPotsticker]

@baglepants most people who are "patriotic" have never actually studied it and are just bandwagoning tribalistic clowns

the average person knows nothing of history and sees their side as roses simply because they were on the victorious side

it's sickening

[AcousticHustler]

but this was fucking amazing. So damn true and powerful.

[AH900112]

its a matter of cheesecake

[snaredrums123]

First dislike!

[AcousticHustler]

@snaredrums123 ow ho ho, someone has sure accomplished something!

[snaredrums123]

@AcousticHustler

Feels good, man.

[KiddCrowley]

@snaredrums123 20th like, and there's gonna be loads more where that came from >:)

[ShadowSoulKeeper]

Your videos are always so touching. I love your views on everything. It's refreshing to hear truth.

[sixmosher]

zamboners 

[Bannedforfun]

@sixmosher True that.