Skyrim - 300 Solitude guards vs 1 dragon

[pro13245]

omg wtf lololololololol

[griffinjackson413]

another reason why i wish i had a Computer that could handle the PC version stupid consoles.

[Airantou1]

300? THIS IS SPARTA!

[MAGGOTKnees]

oh what i expected more combat lol

[bombadola12345]

dragon it only a few guards holy fuck FUCK THIS SHIT

[RaggedwyattC]

you should of been carefulin the middle of that.

you could of taken 300arows in the knee!

[Bobbyjoe4511]

Haha the dragons are scared

[HomelyAsp98]

Y U NO PUT IN FIRST PERSON!???!

[ColossusShade]

SPAAAARRTAAAAANS!

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

[ayooPatriotboii]

@ColossusShade DRAGON KILLING!

[Frankenllama]

i used to be a dragon... until i took 50 arrows to the knee, 20 to the face, 60 to my chest and stomach, 50 in my back, 30 in my ass...

now thats worth complaining about! and honey badger STILL dont give a shit for no dragon!

[emielmedieval2]

dragon is coming,

Guard: no lollygaggin'

[StovitskaRussian]

1:35 That was like the scene off 300!

[StovitskaRussian]

STAND STRONG LEGIONAIRES!

[GJGUNN98]

that a lot of arrows

[Ensensu2]

@Foojuice their arrows almost did blot out the sun

[WTF4441]

what is the Solitude guards NPC ID

[sirroger11]

@WTF4441 try just going to the console and type in "help solitude 0"

[WeAreTheBL4D3RZ]

poor dragon, so many arrows in the knee

[StovitskaRussian]

@WeAreTheBL4D3RZ HA! That was a good one! :D

[WeAreTheBL4D3RZ]

@StovitskaRussian thanks :)

[13saintkiller]

lol call 786 837 9923 and it wont be a real person just listen 2 it XD

[needchanneltocomment]

1:39 the dragon's like "Fuuuuuck that I'm out."

[TJChagas]

SHIT!

Was watching that and a huge thunder came out on real life, scared me of hell thinking someone was casting "fus ro dah" on me...

[starwarslego123]

This a great example of quantity over quality.

[MrXXLoserXx]

Dragon: 300 guards? imma dragon i dont give a fuck.

Guards: FIRE!!!!

Dragon:... oh fuck....

[acemusta]

Solitude Guards, What is your profession?

[SuperChimChar1]

i got my dadric arrows by giving one to a guard that practices arching, and he shoots inf. arrows

[spiritualknight123d]

punk ass dragon

[Izuldur]

- Arrow rain

- Dragon: nothing to do here

[Getsome472]

its like 300 but backwards

[rphinks]

dragon said "Screw you guys, Im going hooome."

[avenger391482]

what I don't get is that the game can suport this kind of stuff and run smoothly why didn't Bethesda make the stormcloak/imperial battles much larger? afterall it would be more realistic to call it a war with 100 men battles then 12, then it would feel a real war

[4skinnomore11]

lick my cheesy nipples please

[Mold30]

this is how the game should have ended



[m24753]

Ollagaga

[KillerXprodigy]

full version pls?

[jamesybarraXD]

Have 100 orcs fight 100 imperials or something. You.could.seriously.get alot.of.views bro. Make mini wars between two.npcs... like 5 mammoths vs 80 guards or 100 high elves vs 100 nords. Message me.

[Smash123458769]

Battlefield 4: The Elder scrolls 6

[TheLehpwnage]

uhh its not 300 guards its 300 guards + you

[itachiweaselitachi]

fos .... roh ...DAHHHHHHHHHHH

[erni1321321]

this is a army

in missions a army has 9 or 14 soldiers

[Jaysus04]

@erni1321321 That is due to the fact that only the best pcs are able to have a lot of npcs fighting without crashing. I think Bethesda would have loved to skrip fights a la LotR, but this is not yet possible. At least not, if you are interested in creating a very detailed and good looking scenery. Look at those large scale battle games.. They look like utter crap.

[crazymonkey12aid]

oh great work! now you created a new dragon to Skyrim!

[beatngo710]

Pssh...dragons are easy. Make them take on a bear!

[gotfredsonland]

"No lollydragon."

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1963]

THE ARROWS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!

[thebob194]

well i used to be a dragon until i shot 300 hundred gaurds in the knee with some arrows!!!:-)

[sanlad1]

lol at 1:18

[sanlad1]

hya

[Gollsodia]

T H I S I S S K Y R I M !

[ShadowShogun50]

of all the dragons you could have summoned, you summoned the one that's a pussy :(

[Zollbeamter]

how can i chat so many guardy? for computer?



[BrEnNo1023]

skip to 1:30 to cut through the crap

[mesteriassasin]

DOVAKHINS

[AMrTheAn]

lol I had no idea that guards say "when a WOMAN approaches with a weapon drawn." if you have a female character.

[CrazyFalafelGuy]

THIS IS SOLITUDE!!!

[gansterlicous]

Remember this day boys! for tonight is the night!...we quit adventureing because an arrow to the knee.

[MrAuzz99]

That dragon was like oh fuck this shit

[ultimatepowersun]

Thats fair.

[nanakii85]

this is how the game should have been, would be cool to hire 100's of people and take out dragons and raid villages, Skyrim RTS !!

[thegamingwarhero]

@nanakii85 but a few has coms powerful enough to run that.

[Pdemelious]

@nanakii85 Mount & Blade with good graphics and dragons sounds like a win.

[idrownfishify]

General Tullis-"THIS IS SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!"



[MrDraconoxis]

1:14 "so, how was your day?"

[DD0CD]

you cant win this!

[P3Michael]

i think i heard the dragon say momma

[SomeRandomDudez101]

Pussy dragon lol

[MasterPyromancer4]

Did he say "guard might get nervous, women aproaches with his weapon drawn?"

[fatpersononabicyle]

higher fov in third person...

[552Industries]

No lollygaggin' we got a FUCKIN DRAGON.

[Losertaser]

1:38 reminds me of the movie 300

[TheBlaster5150]

you let that bitch run away......



[nathan98900]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[admiralflynn895]

skyrim WHY U NO HAV MULTIPLAYER OR CO-OP!?!?!?

[TheMSJkids]

@admiralflynn895 Because it's an rpg not another stupid mmorpg. Making it online would ruin it.

[cybermonkey81]

@admiralflynn895

Actually there is a third party project. Google Skyrim online.

[ramon19031991]

@DemonDownings66 then you took a axe in the face for not being origional

[foojuice101]

THEIR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUUUUUUUUN

[Sephirothskr]

@foojuice101 I was fucking bout to post that and saw your comment.

[foojuice101]

@Sephirothskr

Great minds think alike, my friend :)

[0917myles]

@foojuice101 then he shall fight in the shade

[foojuice101]

@0917myles

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!

[fluffster02]

@foojuice101 Then we will fight in the shade

[jfarrar19]

@foojuice101

"Then they will fight in the shade" -Leonidas

[jfarrar19]

@foojuice101

We sorry

[Lucifera4]

THIS IS SKYRIM!

[Sindrio2]

Why is this video so disliked? I enjoyed those volleys of arrows :D

[jakm89]

@Sindrio2 true true but noone died not even the dragon

[arffee]

That dragon went home to be a family man.

[rossobantam]

our arrows will BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!

[Nbccool]

I watched the first few seconds tens of times, the sabre cat running around helplessly, then jumping into a group of 20ish guards just to be killed midair rofl.

[roykio1]

this sh!t always happens to me, almost killed a Dragon and at the last moment the dragon flies away :(

[gamerin4d]

were you hacking this

[xXBlackhawk846Xx]

@gamerin4d Console commands bro PC only :(

[NEYLOK]

That dragon should have fought in the shade

[DemonDownings66]

I use to be a dragon but then I took 300 arrows to the knee

[Minhty1009]

@DemonDownings66 I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I got laid.

[leizuoer]

@DemonDownings66 LOL

[QuickscopeBeasties]

@DemonDownings66 i think u mean 301 arrows :)

[sonoftheseas]

@DemonDownings66 I used to make arrow to the knee jokes then I took an axe to the balls

[qwertyuiop1029ish]

@DemonDownings66 i dont like this meme but that was good

[untglunt]

@DemonDownings66 I use to be a dragon then i took 301 arrows to the knee

[SporeRocks0770]

Dragon - "I'm not doing this shit!" *Fly's away*

[iFalconMC]

1:43 Guards At the Ready!

[MrDanials1]

1:09

[TheManOfJenga]

'Our arrows will block out the sun'

[Dinos86Senior]

Your Skill in Bullying Dragons reached 100.

*See your trainer to learn "Steal his lunch money"*

[aaajohn2]

scratch that.. 100 solitude guards vs.a dragon and a pissed of tiger.

[Dragonblade7000]

*Dragon comes into the picture* *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll. *Let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll.

[ambenitez123]

Woo he gone. ep come on no lollygagging. wait a minute oh shit.

[NJT97]

HOT DAMN!!!!! my computor lagged just from watching the video

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

No lollygaggin.

[Evendur13]

Dragons are cowards

[superkellerman8D]

Aye. It seems I've brought more soldiers than you.

[SpermQuake]

It seems the dragon was lollygagging .

[Gerich13]

YOURS PC NO EXPLODE!?

[kkrod101]

Lol, the dragon was just like "fuck this im out".

[succubusx]

dislike because it was short and dome.

[bountyHUNTER9568]

@succubusx your dumb because you cant spell dumb

[succubusx]

@bountyHUNTER9568 thank you. I was typing it phonetically because I talk with Russian accent. I like this, how do you say, child-like rebuttal times. You making me very much happy.

[turretboy11]

the dragon took an arrow to the knee

[ThreeWickedWonders]

dislike because the dragon wasn't killed.

[fanges147]

Should of fought with them on the walls of Solitude. Then you can summon hostile orcs and reenact the battle of Helm's Deep.

[OlleElofsson]

@fanges147 Hahaha, that's a brilliant idea!

[StylesEste]

@fanges147 :P I think you mean Markarth xD That's the easter for that one.

[zombiedudezac]

umm, 300 = sparta?



[OneFourtyOneDA]

@zombiedudezac Damn, you beat me to it.

[zombiedudezac]

@OneFourtyOneDA no one made a joke about the banana hammock being near the hot gates joke yet your welcome to it

[11Rico96]

it would have been cool if all the soldier fired at the same time and a volley of arrows just blocked out the sun



[BoilingSnowCones]

Prepare to see something similar in the Hobbit film.

[KoOkiEzRoCkz]

i used to be a dragon like u.. then i.. well lets just say it wasnt 1 arrow

[funpow5566]

Cross between 300 and LOTR it seems like

[sulgit64]

... and their arrows shall blot out the sun

[Deadpeople37]

1:38 Then we will fight in the shade

[TheNorthernNalkyrie]

Hey I see my cousin!

[TrueGamer181]

Anyone else hear one of the guards say "No lolligaggin'"?

[TheCaliber64]

0:02 the sabre cat is like nothing to do here

[Gredech]

норм ваще)

[geert574]

it's good to see the people at NASA use their computers for the common good...

[EAmuels]

sabre cat?0:02

[deadguynumbr6]

1:35 OUR ARROWS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!

[dwinfortehwin]

@deadguynumbr6 blot out the sun*

[stupidhead1212]

@deadguynumbr6 Dragon:Then we will fight in the shade

* Later*

Dragon:* begging his friends to help* FUCKING HELP ME........ THATS LIKE a thousand arrows and i said WE

Friends: Your On your FUCKING own bitch

Dragon: ....... D:

[jack22331]

must resist 300 joke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[red666111]

god called, he wants his computer back.

[SultanOfAwesomeness]

Hoe did u even GET all those guards? Was this a mod or god mode

[Evilon4lyf]

@SultanOfAwesomeness God mode is like u cant die and this is pc so u can spawn people

[thesaboteur231]

Now for 100 dragons Vs one solitude guard

[BolvB]

WTF level 86 :P

[Mrbaddass91]

@BolvB Yh PC update, u mad?

[RaikenXion]

It used to be a Dragon, until it took 1,2,3,4,5,6............ sorry this is gonna take a while

[FishizleGames]

Let me guess, you have aproximately 18000 GB of ram?

[KingsofSparta]

you modded this a day after the game was released? wtf

[puredruid]

If I spawn Whiterun guards all I get is:

*Sheath*

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"

[jimmyrecard94]

Guard owning sabre tooth FTW at 0:02



[Draphcone]

most pointless video ever. wth the dragon doesnt even attack the guards or land... fucking use dragonrend and if u don't even have that shout you don't deserve playing this game.

[TheBeefyWizard35]

I love that random "No loligaggin" near the end when the dragon is approaching.

[leetmodule]

Our arrows will block the sun!

[craftyminer171]

1:25 archers ready... fire!!!!

[MrTredBear]

mod

[darthvadr2341]

civilization anyone?

[foolchecker123]

OMG what computer u must have to run that much shit in Skyrim + Fraps ! I salute you sir !

[simobouj]

1:38 he go and never back

[LeViniPozes]

THIS IS SKYRIM!!!

[Darker191]

You know all those guards who said "I used to be an adventurer like you" this is where they all came from

[The5ilentType]

@nub1991 Yea I know! I would have like to see large scale battles in the forest or the plains in whiterun hold! Instead we get shitty base segies!

[BandofGamerz]

i wonder how many of those arrows hit the dragon's knee

[ThePacman1011]

@BandofGamerz just one

[TheFrozenfart]

@BandofGamerz suprisingly none...because if an arrow hit the dragon in the knee he would have transformed into a guard and the video would have been 301 guards versus nothing....

[StFuzz]

@TheFrozenfart Kill yourself.

[TheFrozenfart]

@StFuzz nah 5 bucks says you do it first