Hey you know what they say...see a broad to get to that bodiac. LAY HER DOWN AND SMCK 'EM YACK 'EM!
Col gotta be! Yo sheet!
You know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head..with an iron boot? Course you don't no one does, stupid question..strike from the record.
The Tower? The Tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue...
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan...
Johnny what do you make of this? Joey have ever been in a cockpit before? Ever seen a grown man naked? They're flying on instruments!! Surely you're kidding. I am not, and stop calling me Shirley. Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. Go tell your old man to carry Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
The part that starts at 1:47 is obnoxiously familiar, yet I can't place it...any help? It bothered me the entire time I was watching the film...but man, I wish we could play this in band...how awesome?!
i just have to say the same that most other commenters have said----that is, i have been looking for this for ages. particularly the love theme. it is really beautiful!
but now that i know it was elmer bernstein who composed it, i'm not really surprised !
Elmer Bernstein was a genius. Getting him to compose the score for this film was a stroke of genius as well. The gravitas he gives it is just perfect.
Have been trying to find this for my drama final performance - thank you so much! Do you happen to have just the main title track separately? as we're trying to do an airplane-esque scene, and thought this would be perfect... Will probably just give it a go editing on audacity - But thanks again!
I traveled the banks of the River of Jordan...
Tylerxy 2 days ago
This can be good for any movie airport sequence: 1:02
SkewYT 1 month ago
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the red zone.
djpaul69361 1 month ago
i used to watch movies like this but then i took an arr- exude me I think I hear a plane
robothotwing 2 months ago
I just came to tell you, good luck, where all counting on you!
LordSugarDaddy69 3 months ago 4
please help me !!!!! WANTED : the song that starts at 1:47 -> the love song, it really bothers me.
wyktzqpzybam 3 months ago
"Well i'll give him another 20 minutes,BUT THAT'S IT!"
disneydanny2 3 months ago
Jews for jesus? Learn about a Jehovah's Witness?
jessebucasas1 4 months ago
I play 0:59 whenever I'm waiting in a station of any kind. Land, sea, or air.
KaptinKilla 5 months ago
2:23 what a pisser
rl1712 6 months ago
And Leon's getting larger!
acceptthis01 6 months ago 2
The music from AIRPLANE? Surely you can't be serious!
I am, and don't call me Shirley.
emilyh753 7 months ago 3
/watch?v=-0-lTZ-sssQ Hope you guys don't minds me making a parody of this...parody film...
ericzillazillo 7 months ago
1 guy got no brains, anyhow.
Amar7605 7 months ago 3
@Amar7605 Or he/she ate fish...
lb40713 7 months ago
why does it start as jaws?
simolionshane 7 months ago
@simolionshane You have to watch the opening sequence to find out :-)
Amar7605 7 months ago
@simolionshane The opening shot shows the plane's tail sweeping through the clouds in a similar fashion to the shark's fin in Jaws.
schlockading 7 months ago
THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY, THERE IS NO STOPPING IN THE RED ZONE.
GreenChileTuba 8 months ago
@GreenChileTuba No, the Red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.
Stopitufool 8 months ago
@Stopitufool "The white zone has always been for the loading and unloading of passengers. "
"Don't tell me which zone is for unloading and which is for stopping!"
"Listen, Betty, dont start with your white zone shit again."
"Oh really, Vernon, why pretend. We both know perfectly well what you're talking about: you want me to have an abortion!"
*and then I can't remember the next line: something about abortions being theraputic and having little risk*
Amar7605 7 months ago
"We have Clearance Clarence, Roger Roger, What's our Vector Victor?" LOL :D
heroestornadorune5 8 months ago
THE TRISTAR!: AIRPORT '79
Anonymous47701 9 months ago
not a buh, a bomb
TheJoker38941 9 months ago
@TheJoker38941 That's the sequel, but yeah xD
MDK2582 2 months ago
Great editing job.Bernstein graced anything he touched.
shanghaibenny2 10 months ago
"Jive ass dudes aint got no brains anyhow."
rochefort 11 months ago
"I take it black, just like my man"
"O_O"
Tintinvid 11 months ago 2
Theyve to be gotten to a hospital
A hospital, whats that?
Its a big building with patients but thats not important right now.
SweatyFunSeeker 11 months ago
"i am serious and dont call me Shirley"
Tamerwn 11 months ago
"They haven't got any instruments."
fgfk123 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Funniest film of all time period!
Stenbrotsgatan 11 months ago
1:50
DOOM FANS, THERE IT IS
10lettername 1 year ago
Hey you know what they say...see a broad to get to that bodiac. LAY HER DOWN AND SMCK 'EM YACK 'EM!
Col gotta be! Yo sheet!
You know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head..with an iron boot? Course you don't no one does, stupid question..strike from the record.
The Tower? The Tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue...
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan...
TomthatiscalledTom 1 year ago
FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!! thanks for posting this!!!
you ever seen a grown man naked?
nickdudman82 1 year ago
Johnny what do you make of this? Joey have ever been in a cockpit before? Ever seen a grown man naked? They're flying on instruments!! Surely you're kidding. I am not, and stop calling me Shirley. Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. Go tell your old man to carry Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
hoosierlooker 1 year ago
Hey, don't start with that white zone crap again! ... slugworth's right - I have my ticket for 'Airplane!' in the theaters for this Saturday!
DarthBias 1 year ago
This movie is screening at select AMC theaters this weekend (1/29/2011), Can't wait to see it again on the big screen!!
slugworth99 1 year ago
"The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only"
DarthBias 1 year ago
@DarthBias "No, the red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is absolutely no stopping in a white zone."
slugworth99 1 year ago
@slugworth99 "The white zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers!"
fgfk123 11 months ago
@fgfk123 "Look, Betty, don't start up with your White Zone shit again!"
slugworth99 11 months ago
yeah baby!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I LOVE THIS SOUNDTRACK!!!! I SEEN THE 1st TIME THIS MOVIE AT MY 4 Y.O
tushteno 1 year ago
Airplane 2 is good as well, but just a ittle bit less. Perhaps partly because it isn't with Leslie Nielsen.
"We'll have to blow the computer up."
'Blow ROC?"
(a smiley appears on the computer)
fgfk123 1 year ago
@MrGoodBurrito Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
BlueParatroopa 1 year ago
Around 4:22 sounds like something from Victory At Sea
14575019 1 year ago
R.I.P Leslie
gio3357 1 year ago
The part that starts at 1:47 is obnoxiously familiar, yet I can't place it...any help? It bothered me the entire time I was watching the film...but man, I wish we could play this in band...how awesome?!
danceyfriend 1 year ago
Lol 2:44 sounds like "The 'Burbs", vice versa I should say. Classic Bernstein
ArmchairMessiah 1 year ago
@ArmchairMessiah at cue at 2:44 reminds me of part of a cue in Ghostbusters...but that just supports your point: Classic Bernstein
slugworth99 1 year ago
@slugworth99 you're right it does, good ear
ArmchairMessiah 1 year ago
"no captain, the white phone."
BCWILSON85 1 year ago
such a funny movie!!
"dont call me shirley" - Leslie Nielsen.
helenajesstarzak 1 year ago
"Don't start off with your white zone shit again"
travelsonic 1 year ago
dfgdgdg
ponniah333 1 year ago
what is the title of this song??
rednblackroses575 1 year ago
i just have to say the same that most other commenters have said----that is, i have been looking for this for ages. particularly the love theme. it is really beautiful!
but now that i know it was elmer bernstein who composed it, i'm not really surprised !
cristoforoantonio 1 year ago
Elmer Bernstein was a genius. Getting him to compose the score for this film was a stroke of genius as well. The gravitas he gives it is just perfect.
SimonFoston 1 year ago
Where did you find this? I've been looking all over for this soundtrack!
MrBeaker09 1 year ago
Do you have the romantic music song that's played for Elane and Striker? I love that one the most.
WumWip 1 year ago
They need to make comedy movies like this again. THIS was real comedy.
WumWip 1 year ago
Thank you very much. I've been looking for this for years.
BlastedToitles 1 year ago
thank you for posting this........ great stuff.....
donnyob123 1 year ago
Fantastic! Would it be possible for you to do one for Top Secret?
Huthah2 1 year ago
BEST movie on the World!
Istyyy0001 1 year ago 43
Indeed
epopchock 1 year ago
I have been trying to find this for ages! Thank you! You are the best!
kevojy 1 year ago
Have been trying to find this for my drama final performance - thank you so much! Do you happen to have just the main title track separately? as we're trying to do an airplane-esque scene, and thought this would be perfect... Will probably just give it a go editing on audacity - But thanks again!
PrettyFromaDistance 1 year ago
amazing
BlackpeopleLOL 2 years ago
Thank u i have been looking all over for this
jonnytrekkie 2 years ago 23
@jonnytrekkie im looking for the helicopter incoming song. i needses to finds it..
samanatorrules 1 year ago