The Jellyfish Are Coming!

[catman1cheese]

as big as a circe..

[acheron187]

I'll bring my rifle, that will teach those jelly whose the boss!!

[tylertashji13]

how do jellyfish get into the hudson river?!

[petehubs]

AH, it took her 30 seconds to say unprecidented. cool



[TheFelixSlider]

That bitch was no Marine Scientist, "The fish we want to eat." She seems very passionate about her studies. She's just fucking poking and prodding. Fuck her.

[ClubPenguincpFan]

Its okay..calm down....high tide...

[garymofoak]

come to australia

just. seriously, come to australia you idiots

[anonymous4698]

Why not try fryin' 'em up? Could be nice.

[47gomez47]

me and my boys were stung a couple times each in cancun mexico, lol them jelly fishes aint no joke. there here to fuck up our shit!! lol

[DrPhillyD]

Harrable

[givebeesachance]

Story: Mankind's actions are causing a drop in fish stocks and a rise in jellyfish. If something isn't done the earth will be changed forever

Anchors: Jelly fish sure are pretty aren't they?

[Jellyfishmw]

i love jellyfish arent they gordous.

[hotjizz123]

@Jellyfishmw gorgeous* 

[Jellyfishmw]

@hotjizz123 same difference

[hotjizz123]

@Jellyfishmw to an idiot

[Jellyfishmw]

i love jellyfish1 arent they gordous.



[deathofall24]

damn jellyfish. outnumbering real fish

[loudog53165]

How the hell can ANYTHING survive in the Hudson?!?!?!?!?

[bfr0d]

1:08  Someone needs a makeover....

[ULAZYCOOK]

1:15 no doubt jelly fish expert

[glynnnnnis]

have someone pee on your jellyfish stings to neutralize the venom

[ULAZYCOOK]

her hair is like a jelly fish

[thebigxer]

@ULAZYCOOK haha I thought the same thing

[youhan911]

spongebob!

[bnel890]

wtf are jellyfish? They have no brains, organs, anything... aliens i tell ya

[MrBillyjoearmstrong]

@bnel890 Actuly box jelly fish do. They have a mild form of brain and about 12 eyes. But the eyes don't work like ours.

[ItsEzio]

i got stunk by one of them hurts like hell

[byakuganboy13]

Jellyfish fuckin SUCK!!!

[Henrylo2]

ahh i hope there arent any in california i saw moon jellys in the bay none in the ocean yet

[Trauermantel]

I hate Humans!!!!

[drunkencelebrities]

i hate humans too but im serious... i hate humans we kill our own types of species

[xSKULLxBOIx]

i just got stung yesterday :( but it was a small one

[OperaJes]

Fu******** JELLYFISH!!!!

[hornet579]

Yeah whatever go down to Matagorda, Texas and try not to step on one.

[Ilovesnowleopards]

wow!!!! scared

[malikishot]

I was stung twice last weekend D:

[69adrummer]

I heard urine cures the sting, so here's what I propose: You fly me out there, I go to the beach with that reporter, I let a mondo jelly sting the shit outta me, then she can pee on me!! mMMm!

[cyberdemon107]

its vinegar, you retard

[69adrummer]

Urban myth states that urine works well against jellyfish stings, and this scenario was demonstrated on an early episode of the CBS-TV show Survivor. At best, it is ineffective and in some cases this treatment may make the injury worse. (Wiki, '09) Retard.

[cyberdemon107]

Vinegar (aqueous acetic acid) should be applied for box jellyfish stings.[12][13] Vinegar, however, is not recommended for Portuguese Man o' War stings.[12] Salt water may also be used in case vinegar is not readily available.[12][14] Fresh water should not be used if the sting occurred in salt water, as a change in Tonicity[15] can cause the release of additional venom. Rubbing the wound, or using alcohol, spirits, ammonia, or urine will encourage the release of venom and should be avoided

qed

[cyberdemon107]

The only times piss works is if it's acidic. Nice try with the wiki lie. I have seen no less than two dozen discovery/natgeo shows and each and every one of them mentions vinegar. Even if piss worked better, do you think people would allow themselves to be bathed in piss when an alternative exists?

Actually, looking back at your first comment, you must be thirteen. Go play with yourself.

[69adrummer]

I'll play with myself when I'm done playing with your mom. Nice work being a punk on the internet. Hope that works for you!

[cyberdemon107]

oh no my mom's honour :(

i sure got owned

[taleofrevenge]

yeah you right, ammonia is in urine and that cures it

[69adrummer]

Yeah, I don't know, it may or may not! I was making (or trying to anyway) a little joke and cyberdemon got all pissy and was being a little bitch, so he ruined my thing! I was more trying to say the reporter was hot, but it got lost in translation! I should have just said that! LOL XD

[timross94]

MILF! 1:10

[hornet579]

She has a fucking mustache!

[Nachobear21]

lol spongebob HELP

[Sledbub1]

QUICK CALL SPONGEBOB

[JohnyMrkvicka]

lol

[koko177]

what would happen i f you stuck you dick in a jellfish mouth

[phpbb3tuts]

It would sting you immature arrogant child.

[koko177]

WHat if I cut the stingers off first you dumb stuck up kunt

[phpbb3tuts]

Don't ask such childish immature questions you dumb ass. If you cant get a real blow job then I guess you an settle for a jellyfish.

[trendgil]

that bitch at the middle of the video made me feel stupid just looking at her LET ALONE LISTEN TO HER!

[NekoKat1]

Wow Poor People...

[JealousInquiry]

Jellyfish are probably just balancing our population for over hunting. I say, take their advice. Let them kill a few. Teach us a lesson. We don't learn very well it seems. Only taking our health and our safty into consideration.

[sakurablossam]

wow...............scary

[DChesHir3ORcle]

DO THEY ALL STING??

[9uickbr0wn]

Some of them which are living in the pacific may even kill you with poison.

[matthewaikenpie1]

bahahahaha