"A Typical Conversation With My Mom" Tales Of Mere Existence

[sailorstarfairy1]

Poor guy, I feel for ya! Wish you could have heard the conversation with my husband and his mother about how his jacket was old and "looked thin". Needless to say I piped up with "You know - in her mind right now, she's at Walmart buying you a new jacket, right?" She was like :S "Yeah... I am."

[SUGARPIE19971]

Omfg & my mum just had the same convo but about chines food

[reglosj107]

Lol omg rofl

[dxrules1012]

my moms chill.

[jjdelg]

your mom is very persistent. and i underexaggerate when I say very...

[cameliaac]

try the cod, it's very good

[rancorx]

omg all moms are the same D=

[Cha1nL]

...I love fish.

[loaded99percent]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that happens all the time with me with the sweater issue. i end up getting cold and i dont wanna admit that my mom won but then she sees me shivering but i suck it in. but its too late then she points it out to my dad and they all make fun of me.

[MrGreatness4ever]

lol awesome

[inferno232]

My mom is usually too drunk for conversations like this.

[candy1julia]

95% Is my daily chat with my teachers.

[Fenririon]

i bet he liked the tuna but said he didnt so his mom wouldnt be right, thats something i would do

[XwerePlays]

My mom is also like that. >.> i hate it.

[vaanankou]

I cannot stress this enough how true this is

[smudgerbyname]

i like fish

[MsMineandcrafter]

I like fish ._.

[DrewsAnimation]

you're the type of guy I hate to go out to lunch with

[SSGVET1970]

If only I had done this with some of the conversations my mom and I have had.....Great concept and so so so very accurate!! SUBSCRIBED.

[Blackmetalstudios]

The best part is that it usually gets pretty cold in the evening and every single time you'll regret the fact that you didn't bring a sweater.

[OHHELLGITMONEYtroll]

Your mom's a classic troll my friend.

[rosydonut]

The picture he drew of his mum looks exactly like a picture of my mum.

[MineIts]

The fish conversation happens everytime to me! Haha.

[PicklesReallySuck]

I'd throw your mom off a balcony.

[KicksAndSnares92]

402 people like fish :P

hahaha!

[noraa93]

The sweater conversation is so true for me too LMFAO so is one about wearing shoes outside,well not right now in the middle of winter per say lol but every time else because i happen to be one of those that go every where barefoot. DONT JUDGE ME xD

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

@noraa93 everywhere barefoot...? thats crazy how old are you :o?

[noraa93]

@SomethinDwnUrPantss yup i know it is pretty crazy huh btw i'm 16 lol

[noraa93]

@noraa93 and i just do when i can get away with it ive actually been kicked out of a few stores for "health hazard" even in a dollar store

[TheFirstClassLounge]

Any mom who doesn't dote on you like this doesn't love you

[liamiscooler]

I swear we share our mother

[imsotiredsoFoff]

exactly my mom

[pghg022]

OCD mom

[SupermarokkaanMo]

Replace "fish" with "tomatoes", and "sweater" with "a study in medicine", and you've got my life's story.

[Demerjian1]

Never needed to cover this. :P I've been a fisherman since I was in diapers XD the sweater on the other hand... lol

[CratersAndCream]

the difference between my mother and yours Mom: have do you like fish? Me: no Mom: have you tried it before? Me: I havn't Mom: then you ARE trying it. Me: yes ma am Mom: Well did you like it? Me: yes it was good Mom: see this is why you try thing. She is a very direct and uncomprimising woman.

[YOUMADSTAYMAD]

And My mom suggested a sea food resturant. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[StoChiiik]

402 people don't like fish

[jerkthezerk]

@StoChiiik Don't you mean like fish? :p

[26fonzi]

I honestly couldn't describe my relationship with my mom in any better way.

[TheIndiBella]

I wish my mom was like yours @AgentXPQ ..my mom never ask me ..she just prepares and tells me "eat or get out and find yourself some food!"

[Paulbuffmansbuddy]

What about the "You used to like fish when you were little" part?

[zabrinaa]

Lol! You made my day!

[HabboThorpii]

this is my mum, XD

[beefuzz]

Being born and raised in SF... I always bring a jacket/sweater with me everywhere!

[Atomicpyle]

lol sounds like my mom

[Xxacp45THxX]

I have the sweater conversation way more often than normal. lol

[MrAtraidies]

this video...actually this video... just showed my last 10 years living with my mother...that is amazing

[AgentXPQ]

I'm actually at my Mom's house for the holiday. Every once in a while, we're chatting and she says "You're not going to make this chat into another video, are you?"

[HellomynameisN]

@AgentXPQ lol

[RIFAL5]

@AgentXPQ no mom just a comment

[zeromanthebest]

@AgentXPQ PLEAAAAASE make another "Mom" video =D.

This video is so funny and very accurate.

Well i hope you had a great time spending holiday with your parents. =)

[noraa93]

@AgentXPQ lmao you totally should do another "mom" video about what happened in the fish restaurant

[BluffFeline5]

@AgentXPQ i luv your vids :3

[PacMansPimp]

I HATE YOU

[MsPerfectPurple]

@PacMansPimp Lol, UMAD?

[lalidapop]

I don't like fish or celery. Yay :D

[mcRoby21]

jesus ate fish

[jamkabi]

how can you not like fish?

[OrionsChild]

Hahahahahaha, this is wonderful!

[alycegumley]

your videos are way too accurate hahha

[NoeBernardin]

LOL! this is too funny.

[doggzma]

My mother-in-law to the letter. My dear husband warned me about her with a similar scenario and sure enough, verbatim. The only thing you didn't get is when you finally capitulate, she then stares at you for a second, purses her lips, then says: "Don't patronize me!"

[cyanmanta]

Why do people say "tuna fish" anyway? It's redundant. No one orders "salmon fish" or "tilapia fish" (they do say "whitefish", but I think that's different). And when was the last time you went out to eat and ordered the "chicken bird" or the "mammal steak"? Try that sometime when you're at a restaurant.

[hapselol]

@cyanmanta ahaha thats so true! from now on i shall call it chicken bird!

[VidCat23]

Luckily, my mom isn't like this, however, I know mom's that are; this video was pretty hysterical.

[MrBigDrummerMan]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[labratbunny]

its like my mom except more yelling and swearing required

[XW0RKS]

OMG... are they really all the same !!!!!!!

[xXxThOmMyEbXxX]

true story haha

[SmokeDankTrees]

This is too funny.

[gedankenwelten]

Hahaa, I know that aaaall the way ! xD

It's very hard for son's who are more on the logical side of life than on the feeling side. A feeling son might want to go with those strange social things and eat the fish just to make the mom happy. But people like me can't do that. Mom's are among the strangest designs of evolution Oo .

[JosiahSCooper]

So common . . so very common.

[BigCatBertha]

Ooh she must meet my grandmother

[dstrbdxxxprncess]

Haa this is hilarious xD

[SuperTrey09]

my fricken grandparents are way worse than this. I try to leave the house for 30 minutes sometimes and still end up getting caught in meaningless jabbering.

[Towelietowel]

Lev's mom is a MILF for sure.

[thedogbird44]

My mom always gives me something, she’s like “This is that sauce you had one time, you like it."

[TheLambdaTeam]

My mother exactly. Sheesh....

[inmamata]

Damn dude your mom is so anoying :D

[Ucada]

Miss my mom already. BTW im studying abroad.

[MrYagoErick]

OMG, It´s scary, are u ninja? ARE U My MOM?

[turkeyguy0]

i've watched 4 videos of yours now and they've all followed my exact thought process.... wtf guy >.> i haz a scurred

[palkal77]

it is like you are living my life....this is very scary...

[thephotoeater]

your mom is adorable

[knittist24]

that's what she said..

[vannyy12]

Omg my mom... and my life... all documented precisely

[meganzoor2]

The sweater conversation is so accurate LMFAO

[danilolinharesr]

lol



[charlierodgers1999]

i know mom but i dont like fish

[masseffect48]

this is exactly like my mom. *sad face

[M2Shab]

I think he doesn't like fish..

[TheSean432]

@M2Shab NAAHHH. lol

[thisissixoranges]

Conversations with my mum go like this. The only difference is that I'd freeze my ass off later that night because I didn't take a sweater and then I'd fall sick and I'd be told that it was because of low mercury levels.. I love my mum..

[tigerrose110203]

i dont know why, but this is my favorite of all the tales.... lol.

[TheDustyMuffinsss]

No matter how wrong she is, momma is always right.

[emdevo]

haha so true!

[123456789Johnx]

No mom... i dont like fish

[fuzzypyro58]

I DONT EAT FUCKING FISH WOMAN.

[GlorabellaJBrealm]

My online class sent me. To do a quiz on this video. Such Win.

[Shadowdispel]

yes,yes it is

[warriorsrock123]

omg i swear you are just so freakin funny XD

[Hapaxlolwut]

A seafood restaurant... Jeez...

[vanillagoat]

UUgh you think that is bad... Try being a vegetarian and having dinner with your very large, VERY Italian family.

"Nomi, why you never tell me these things?"

"I've been vegetarian for 6 years Mum."

"I will go get the Chicken pasta from the fridge."

"......"

[ellietodd321]

@vanillagoat lol my familys itallian to but my mum got the gist of things wen after like 3 years i went on a friggin hunger protest FML. o.O

[SuperTapey]

yes i freaking dont like fish either

[Hellracer7777777]

Thats what mothers are all about!!!!! Not giving a shit about your opinion, only thinking for yourself what would be best for you and forcing it on you like a freaking war veteran. Mothers are creepy but best women a man can ever get exept some really lucky dudes.

[XGailoftheShaleX]

I LEGIT have this conversation every week.

[qscplmyhb]

I hate fish...

[Ninja563]

HEY BITCH LISTEN JEFF IS NOT GUILTY OF DIS CRIME!

[NickDufe]

@Ninja563 who the f*ck is jeff? I think you might have the wrong video buddy

[Ninja563]

@NickDufe Actually I have the right video.. Jeff is a whale that has been falsely accused of domestic violence when he was just raised in the wrong times.

[NickDufe]

@Ninja563 Tales Of Mere Existence: "A Typical Conversation With My Mom" Tales Of Mere Existence

Thts the video your commenting on. I dont get it. Who is Jeff?

[Ninja563]

@NickDufe Wow... you are slow. Just don't bother on it.

[WhatsernameIsTheName]

@Ninja563 bowties are cool.

[Ninja563]

@WhatsernameIsTheName Yes, yes they are. @.o <- some attempt at a monocle.

[toniight1]

This is closer to my conversations with my grandma... My mom knows I'm a picky eater, but my grandma always tries to convince me to eat meat, when I've been a vegetarian for about seven years.

[allanjianghaoyuan]

mum just love you so much :D

[martineriksson23]

MILF! jk jk...

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

Well played, Mom!

[THEunknown9810]

Old days, that's really close to the old conversations I used to have with my mum but now they have changed because FINALLY my mum got it through head that I DO NOT LIKE FISH

[cutedevil666hano]

FISH FISH FISH

[Jimmy95x]

It's scary how close this comes to conversations I have with my mom like every day o_o

[JosiahSCooper]

@Jimmy95x

welcome to the realization of mediocrity . . you're buried

[darksariman]

mum i dont like fish, what about samin, no mum i dont like fish, what about tuna, mum shut the fuck up i dont like fish!

[spairpartsdealer]

The thing I can relate to the most is when parents in general tell you to wear a sweater or something and they then go "you'll be freezing". My dad does that A LOT.

[shazzaforeverthabest]

lol, y dont moms listen

[RoadSideCircusM77]

its funniest cuz its true to EVERYONE

[spongekitkat0422]

tuna is always good with chopped celery.

[bddblade]

Haha my mom does this same kind of shit.

[duedfromtheblock]

....and this is why i haven't been doing anything with my fuckin mum......stinky lady....

[iTzAniraKbiTch]

hahaha i cant stop laughting! ..

[ThePopsicle911]

Stop it MOM !!

[AdmiralCNorton]

... 99% match...

[Sludgekill99]

I watched this with my mom

[Iluvrocket]

are you drawing on the back of the paper? Or it it all digital?

[seastarjen]

@Iluvrocket He actually draws on the back of the paper! :)

[jules7890]

I know this is meant to be a funny video, but if that's a word for word transcript I think your mom might actually suffer from dementia, dude.

[RamenAwesomeNoodles]

Loooool so great. So true.

[regiew]

thanks for sharing...this is soo funny but true...

[MovieFanatic32095]

img this was sooooo funny!

[fakergo]

i got theese two words stuck in my head:

mom and fish. UGH!

[Tzon]

I just had this very conversation with my mum, except it was about my flatmates. "HAve you seen your flatmates already?" "No, mum." "Are they nice?" "I don't know." "Where are they from?" "I don't know." "What year are they?" "I don't know, I haven't seen them yet." "Are they studying the same thing you study?" "I don't know!"

[sakurabloom123]

@Tzon What are flatmates?

[Tzon]

@sakurabloom123 I guess it's a British thing. Well, I'm in college now, so I live in a student flat with 4 other people, my flatmates. I guess you'd be more familiar with the term roommates, but I don't feel that the term is appropriate, given that we don't actually share rooms. We have our own bathrooms and rooms, the only thing we share is the kitchen.

[Briony4224]

My mum always says to me "Don't you want a cardigan?, its cold outside" "you'll make me feel cold if you don't wear one"............

[davyjones9]

I am going to be a typical person of my generation and say 'LOL'. Because I laughed out loud.

[xxxilovecupcakesxxx1]

ha ha! i laughed at this for ages! so good and ur drawings are so awsome!xxx

[desrealizacion]

392 people do like fish and are taking a swater????

[cyanmanta]

Did you ever tell your mom before that moment that you didn't like fish? Maybe you just caught her off guard.

[TheHeinousMonkey]

@kingdom0aerith

Youre a douche

[countryboyjason1]

this guy is so f*&^ing funny thumbs up if u agree

[Zezimaswifty69]

@countryboyjason1 what part was funny?

[kingdom0aerith]

What a douche...

[da959]

Oh Moms! No matter what you might as well pack a bag because in the end, you're going on some sort of guilt trip!...lol Ya gotta love them though....

[ldit1]

i love it i just subsvribed you

[avocadocheesetoast]

How about sushis?

[venamek]

I think that he doesn't like fish.

[MognarMokasin]

I love fish

[rmill7]

Motherly intentions to have your children eat something due to the fact they think you want something to eat every time you visit them;JUST because they have nothing else to elaborate in your life due to you leaving and gaining independence :l However a mother as she does still tries and reconnects with you keeping a healthy relationship by taking you out to a place where you can be over encumbered by countless feasting :)

[P90xFitnessExpert]

Hey, who is your favorit character in this?

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

but it has celery! *crunch crunch* oh wait... you don't like fish. Are you sure?

[lildondill]

so what you're saying is, you don't like fish?

[StrangerNReality]

Your mother is a master of rhetoric. lol

Then again, most girls are pretty good at talking you into doing things you don't want to do.

Try asking her a question and lead the conversation away from fish.

[candistyx]

Typical conversation with my mum:

"Monogomy is bad. Wifi causes my immune system to attack my brain. You evil girl you're trying to kill me by having a wireless router, how dare you, I should leave."

[PolishChick9376]

i think i had the same exact conversation with my mom about fish. seriously.

[mastermary2]

Me : What's up Mom?

Mom : Nothing.

Me: Okay.

[dopetoker1990]

HAHAHAHA this shit is EXACTLY like my life

[mentonerodominicano]

By 1:00 it would have been ww2 with my mother...

[MrBevan32]

HOLY SHIT, this is scarily accurate to a conversation with my mum, not even kidding i thought i was the only one!!

[ButcherGod]

Anyone count how many times the word fish was used in this vid? >.>

[JavaSpitLava]

your mom doesnt really seem to understand you....

[philold09]

fish is nasty...so i agree

[extremexunyi]

lol

[blackrot1349]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . My mom always asks me if i want some chicken or fish when she knows i've been a strict vegetarian for 20 some years,& acts surprised or disappointed when i say , "no, not even fish" I never liked it!!!