Chuck Norris and T-Mobile- Netbook (czech commercial) [subtitles]

[Ameer18]

don't fuck wit tha chuck!

[vojtas009]

chuck norris nikomu nic nedaruje

[pitbulliznice]

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BADDEST MOTHERFOCKER OF ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RushSnakeRS]

Thank you for translating this, this is awesome.

Grettings from France =)

[kasteman1]

"Magic Moments" song whistle at the end ROFL

[MaghonBarkley]

I lol'd at 0:09 because Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[coldunas]

Chuck Norris didn't faint, he decided to take a nap, while the woman does her job in the kitchen.

[VVilius93]

Those four that dont like this video was girls, or chuck norris kicked them ass in past. Sorry for my bad english.

[hals8y]

SEE!!! Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

[Gamaz4eva]

just as the guy turned his web cam of his head exploded.

[VanBullock]

...another case of: "BAD IDEA!" :)

[evhs10grader]

That's why they always say "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits". Now we've seen how he waits and what he is waiting for. Best commercial with Chuck I have seen yet next to the Mountain Dew one where he basically beats the living daylights out of some kid and his friend that looks like Edward Cullin. Thank you Chuck. :)

[Bruce8331]

Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.

[beeper182]

I would make a Soviet Russia joke, but I would prefer not to have the same happen to me.

[Atomic2110]

The guy in the computer must have been thinking "OH SHIT HE'S GONNA KILL ME THROUGH THE SCREEN" *turnoff*

He was never seen again.

[neoinuyashafight]

When chuck norris pointed his finger at the guy his head exploded!!! Boom headshot!

[GuyEndore]

chuck norris doesn't sleep. He waits. . .

[trod396]

I shot the sheriff, and Chuck Norris shot the deputy. You got a problem with that?

[IrishBagel07]

Guy in computer was never heard from again

[Tounushi]

"Tonight. You."

[lendasmilebaby]

4 people are gonna be roundhouse kicked tonight :P

[people78945]

i would totally buy that just because chuck norris is in it

[R3stor]

Better translation would be

Chuck norris dont spare anyone. But T-mobile doesnt spare on their gifts to customers or something like that.

[tiang18]

jajajaja como se atreve!!

[AvsJoe]

To all of the people even thinking about hitting the dislike button, remember: Chuck Norris is always watching.

[7Blacksteel7]

@AvsJoe And also remember that there is no chin under his beard...there is only another fist.

[taggarar]

proof that chuck norris dose not sleep he waits.....

[seva809]

Epic win (and fail).

[AcePilot101]

Chuck Norris for President!

[kysandrien]

I wonder if chuck norris would ever sell a can of his whoop ass? hahaha

[glowworm2]

Serves him right for trying to do that! Hillarious.

[blackflame100]

The guy in the computer must be shitting his pants, LOL

[KelLorien]

@blackflame100 Good thing he turned off his computer so quickly. Chuck was about to punch him through the internet...

[ELPISON1000]

OR CHUCK CAN MAKE A COMERCIAL LIKE BRUCE LEE COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM ONE MORE TIME FOR GOOD OLD TIMES!! HA HA HA

[RampantFury925]

@ELPISON1000 Or maybe he can kick the crap out of you for failing at trolling!

[ELPISON1000]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF CHUCK MADE A COMERCIAL CHANGING HIS DEPENDS DIAPERS WHILE DRINKING HIS PRUNE JUICE

[umk23]

Dude fuckin wishes he could beat Chuck Norris.

[chipsamy]

Still the best!

[xXxCleoDxXx]

pwnd

[VinylCyril]

i don't really understand the logical transition between "Chuck Norris doesn't spare anyone" and "T-Mobile gives out gifts." Maybe the punchline was lost in translation?

[TheVoldevie]

@VinylCyril Yeah, that's right. In czech "to give something free" means

1) to be generous

2) to don't spare someone

[CzechSaint]

@TheVoldevie Zkus to přeložit nějak aby to v angličtině dávalo smysl... co třeba tam dát "¨Chuck Norris doesn't give a shit..."? :-)

[2bblack]

@CzechSaint to by ale smysl moc nedavalo, pac to znamena "chucka norrise to nezajima"

[CzechSaint]

@2bblack No, nebo "Chuck Norris se o to nestará". Neni to dokonalý, ale aspoň je tam ta slovní hříčka se slovem give (T-mobile gives you...). Holt překládat neni jednoduchý :-)

[tmspljk]

@TheVoldevie mas to blbo oprav si to

[mturek2]

@TheVoldevie Tak můžeš třeba napsat "T-Mobile spares you the trouble of buying a new laptop" nebo tak něco, ať to dává smysl i v angličtině.

[TheVoldevie]

@ShrOOmLady Holka, mně vážně nemusíš vysvětlovat, v čem spočívá vtip.

You better go and learn english 'cause even god up there knows you fuckin' need it.

[incantation2001]

@VinylCyril I'm Polish and our language is similar to Czech one in some extend. While saying “Chuck Norris nikomu nic ne daruje” you can understand it as it means directly: “Chuck Norris doesn't spare anyone” or it can be also understood as “Chuck Norris will never forgive this”. This is kind of equivoque making this punchline funny.

[ShrOOmLady]

@VinylCyril O tom to je :P čeština využívá dvojsmyslů... v tom spočívá ten vtip..:DD

[mrpuzzz]

@VinylCyril

The translation would be more like this:

"Chuck Norris offers no gifts" ("of mercy" would be implied in Czech when talking about a tough guy ).

[MrCN86]

hahaha, all these 3 commercials are so funny!

[TheVoldevie]

@MrCN86 One more is comming.

[MrCN86]

@TheVoldevie Thanks. Can you upload the last one "Chuck Norris a T-Mobile: Televize" with subtitles?

[TheVoldevie]

@MrCN86 Yeah.