TWO AND A HALF MEN Season 9 - ASHTON KUTCHER " Manly Men " New Official Intro / Theme Song / Opening

[EDUXI56]

HANDS UP IF U MISS CHARLIE!

[grinchy29]

Ashton totally ruins the show..i love him, ut not on this

[EDUXI56]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJA PLEASEEEE 300% PLEASE!! KJAJAJAJAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAH

[goliathman2003]

More Like Two and a Half Jesus . LOL

[LynX0n]

@goliathman2003 Not funny :P

[EDUXI56]

ajajjajaja please 300 %

[se7enandy]

Now do 300%

[vrbr12]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha­hahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha­ahyahhahaahhahahaaa

[kaaskoekie11]

Its good though!

[kaaskoekie11]

This is not worse then before, or better..

Ita a whole new program :o

[EDUXI56]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ 200%!! THE BEST! XDD

[EDUXI56]

JAHAJHAHJAHAJHAJAHJAHAJHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH 200%!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MrsHelenGrimes]

PERFECT ! :D

[maritz3]

I hate this, miss Charlie :( it's good that they have good writers, otherwise no one would be watching

[xBrokenInTimex]

this is gay o.o with ashton...

[jacobschannel1000]

your right about the jesus to me

[RehabGangProductions]

Ashton is a creepy Jesus stalker and Jon looks scared of him. Am I the only one who thinks that on both parts?

[PrestonLions3]

better actors then Ashton Kutcher

(1) Zach galifianakis

(2) Bradley cooper

(3) Justin Bartha

(4) Mike Tyson

(5) Johnny Knoxville

(6) Sean William Scott

(7) Steve Carell

Ashton Worst Actors in all world AKA your a boring cunt

[TaceaLanise]

really ASHTON looks like a CREEPY WEIRD NEIGHBOR

[TaceaLanise]

Ashton looks really out of place :/

[katiesings13]

did anyone else notice that Ashton Kutcher has a higher voice than the kid did when he was young in the original opening?

[idox101]

jesus sing

[hallee1231]

i thought it would suck without charlie, but its actually reallly funny....but no one can replace charlie sheen! lol

[CHELSEAstamfordBLUES]

Jake got hot! :') <3

[CHELSEAstamfordBLUES]

Jake got so hot :') <3

[clonetrooper34]

ASHTON KUTCHER is better than CHARLIE SHEEN

[Lightn0x]

Too bad this show went down the crapper.. I really liked the early episodes .. Not only should it be called "Three men" by now (Jake isn't as funny when he's not a kid); and it also kinda sucks w/o Charlie ..

[billybobandboshow]

thumbs up if these comments are making you laugh! xD

[TheBeachAndTheNelson]

omg ending two in a half elves lol

[honeybabemoxie2423xx]

it seems like aston kutcher is the half

[Pezz2244]

ok i love ashton and this show but....HE LOOKS SO DAMN CREEPY n is that the kids real vocie

[aurora5599]

Im sorry but kutcher looks like a pedofile...... it was better with charlie sheen

[kendolandon]

Kutcher looks fucking scary. o.O The kid, he turned out pretty awesome actually and Jon Cryer's as good as ever... It seems so un-natural with out Charlie Sheen though.

[loadedjogger]

I'm sorry Kutcher, but as much as you may not like it, Kelso's dead. Get over it; your fifteen minutes are over.

[missLolcutie123]

CUT UR HAIR it looks shit

[InterenetKatharyn]

This show shouldn't be called 2 and a half men, it should be called one and a half men and a creepy little girl called Ashton.

[RaMdOmIzEyYoZiEyO]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH

[TheBrawlMania]

Two and a half is still good , enjoying season 9 !

[yougotguts100]

two and a half jesus LOL

[honeybabemoxie2423xx]

charlie*

[honeybabemoxie2423xx]

Angus.T.Jones sounds like Charie now

[honeybabemoxie2423xx]

150% sorry

[honeybabemoxie2423xx]

sounds like chipmunks at 200%

[TheGamer95times]

(puke sound)

[gorlock309]

rofl ashton kutcher is a girly at 200%

[hailbop2010]

the song now your version i like your version

[hailbop2010]

IT SUCKS

[doga991]

how much crack did charlie sheen use enough to kill two and a half men

[SarahT85278]

I liked the bit where it says it looks more like 'Two And A Half Jesus' lol

[Mhkill]

Press 3 for windows error

[squeezmemacaroni]

At 200% it seems very fast. About as fast as the show will be cancelled without Charlie.

[krpbr65000]

I totally agree

about your discription

"Look like Two and ahalf jesus"

[1fatdan]

the 200% speed sounds like the mice in babe

[ifuckyoursister20]

Dumb kutcher is a disgrace for the show!! I hope he gets fired n they bring back charlie!! Im a man i have to say jake is a cute guy now

[kingstt100]

If it with Charlie sheen it'd be winning =/

[QueenAlex2707]

Lol at Ashton kutchers face at 0:08. So funny

[gingerback1194]

Alvin and the chipmunks!

[missamyv]

I like Ashton! Charlie was a jerk. I'm sorry he was a great actor but the whole drug thing got blown out of proportion!

I'm giving Ashton a chance!

[DJTiffabbzz]

@bryant24ization lool yh. Ashton looks very gay.

[Akuien001]

jakes vioce is deep the first 1 not the secound not the first 1 hahah

[DaleWF10]

the episode with Ashton Kutcher in is the only episode thats ever made me laugh its going to be much better with him in

They shouldn't of killed Charlie off though just kept him in Paris with Rose to come back in later series

[coolmatt1019]

@DaleWF10 sweet idea i agree 100% but then ashton can stay with charile still being in the show

[bryant24ization]

more like two and a half jesus haha lolz

[Dariusnify]

Kutcher is not funny he's a pretty boy but I may be a little bias because of that I will give him the benefit of the doubt.

[aviman8]

ashton kutcher has that "I want to kill you" look

[antiano1]

This looks like a damn rip-off.

Hahaha Two and a half Jesus

[Fallenstar195]

Give it atleast a few episodes before yall start hatin..i think the show is great..made me laugh..its juss a show people..

[MrDouchearama]

The new series is good but i think they should of just did what they did to jake to charlie

[VaalenCP]

Jajajajajajajajjajajajajajajaj­ajaja Ashton Kutcker looks like a craaaaaaaaazy.

[therobjen03]

Wtf is wrong with u guys the new two and a half men is great

[CJCOC2011]

when i watch the season premiere i nealy fainted to see tat they even riuned the start

[Tyburns95]

at 0:52 ashton has such a creeper look.

[Estriker24]

look at alans face when ashton comes up hes thinking what the hell is he doing here?

[INSAN3xDEMON]

the show is better with ashton kutcher and if you don't like it than don't watch it because alan still carries the show.

[MultiShady420]

@INSAN3xDEMON i agree i like the one where alan went crazy

[killersquad670]

he sounds like he needs to cough

[xxxtherobberxxx]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajajajajjjjjjjjjj­jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Darth311Vader]

0:27 Two and a Half Chipmunks

[SIMONSAWESOME]

I think it looks cool that Jesus decided to take Charlies place.

[coolandz55]

ahston kutcher suxxx

[MrJman910]

Ashton kutcher looks like a pedofile and was only good on that 70's show

[blinksoad]

@MrJman910 No way he was good in a few movies too like dude where's my car, killers is alright too all i think think o right now, and punk'd i guess... never really got into but yeah, he should do alright ;)

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@MrJman910 Ashton Kutcher's highest-rated film is "No Strings Attached". His career in entertainment is a travesty.

[MultiShady420]

@MrJman910 he was good in that 70's show and he was also good in butterfly effect he aint bad in 2 and half men i actually quite enjoy it i hope charlie come back to but it wont happen.

[TheLegitstrategy]

@MrJman910 he was pretty good in butterfly effect

[snejq3]

thats so gonna suck w/o charlie sheen -.-