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  • Aw geez the Audi only got 2 minutes worth of footage.

  • top gear = opinionated reviews when it should actually be unbiased reviews...

    every new supercar review: its perfect but... it doesn't have the soul or isn't mental like they used to be?

    wake up clarkson! We live in a technologically advanced time now and every manufacturer wants quick responsiveness in handling, performance and etc. so i dont need to hear that lambos aren't mental anymore or ferrari doesn't have the soul anymore or bmw is next to useless..

    jezza: hearts everything british

  • what is an S&M? stands for?

  • I love the BMW but the AUDI has soo much torque!!

  • @superravmanrampage

    Sorry but I gotta disappoint you, I'm German and just fyi I have experience on the subject because I'm driving an Audi Q5 ABT ( 320bhp) and I gotta tell you it will beat a range rover of that type in almost every area

    because that has the fuel consomption of a fucking airplane tell me what you want but the fuel statistics of a range rover are out of this world -.- ( not to mention the as usual unreasonable pricing )

  • The range rover is absolute bullshit ...

  • @thea4344 You're absolute bullshit. Im assuming you're American?

  • german cars are the best !

  • bad reportage

  • Meh, sorry Jeremy Clarckson, this Range was also developed by the germans :) (Bmw internal code L30)

  • ugly audi? :(( naaaah.. it's a beauty

  • I want all of those cars to my new villa. u guys can come and visit and lets go barbeque something to my nice lake beach. call ya later.

  • That Land Rover is worth over $230,000 in colombia

  • Jeremy is playing stupid... everybody knows that brands like bmw, merc, porsche, range rover, audi and others have SUVs with over 500 bhp just for the fun. And most important thing is that people buy them.

  • Instead of making a Z4M (which would've been a great idea) they make an X5M (a super fast SUV? I mean if the X5M is meant to be a great track car, but then any other regular sports car and so as well, what's the point?

  • @BayAreaOrBust Bmw made a Z4 M .... LoL

  • the engine on the 2006-present BMW X5

    Engine

    3.0 L 272 hp I6

    3.0 L 306 hp I6 Single Turbo

    3.0 L 265 hp Diesel TT I6

    4.8 L 355 hp V8

    4.4 L 555 hp V8 Twin Turbo

  • 7:57

  • Norway price: £250 000

  • The sound of that Jag V8 is phenomenal 

  • BMW FTW

  • Haha Fuckin english noobs...the rr would never win...top gear sucks..

  • Scheiss Inselaffen...

  • why is the screen of the RR flickering?

  • can bmw do plastic surgery to have an ass like x6? that x5 ugly cheap ass

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  • BWM X5 WRECK 136 MPH

    youtube.com/watch?v=-ML856LjHP­o

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  • can any one give me the name of the music used in 7:43 and thx really so much !!!!!!!!!!

  • X5 and audi do have cameras as well jeremy !!

  • Die lachen ja uber jeden scheiß

  • lol he is taler then the x5m

  • @AkBoy1000 taller*

  • bmw kills audi.

  • i love how BMW has it's two unique ventilators on the front :)

  • I will take the ML 63 AMG :)

  • BMW>>>>>>>>audi

  • Q7 V12 every day of the week

  • bmw x5 m vs audi q7 v12 tdi and wins... the range rover

  • we all know jeremy was really suprised as soon as the jag pulled away lol

  • RR wins hands down

  • audi > bmw

  • What's the song at 6:40 - 7:04?

  • If your a Drug Dealer you can have a Range Rover.

  • thumbs up if u have a BMW x5

  • I thought the whole video had beautiful camera shots! Thums up if you agree

  • freemason

  • Audi q7 looks sexyyyyyyy

  • anybody kno the name of the piano song at the end?

  • Those cars are just stilly. I mean if you want to go fast, why not get something cheaper like a BMW M3 or Audi S5?

  • 5:11 i love that guy

  • bmw No1  bmw KING

  • @hidezepickle eh?

  • oh no he didnt just call the audi ugly..

  • @spukduk5632 it is ugly.

  • see i like all these european shows so much better because they give honest opinions and acutally point out the cons, unlike american show where they simply say what is good and occasionaly may say that this or that feature could have been changed but dont go into detail like the euros.

  • Totally agree with J Clarksonias - 4 BC. Pointless cars!!

  • just keep guessing what jud means you so called car expert, good luck.

  • just keep guessing what jud means you so called car expert, good luck.

  • This bloody fucking moron goes against the Europeans all the time and that too against the best model if it's class. Well what ever he does still they lead the market. But don't you worry asshole you jud

  • @79saheesh Does anyone really think the Range rover is better as a BMW or an Audi he is completely wrong. The range rover indeed looks like plastic crap.

  • @toby2206199 yeah,it looks like plastic crap but ofroad it`s better than the other.But on the road it sucks

  • In off road the Range is the best..the Audi is more confortable followed by the X5, so the last is the Range: don't say the Range is the best 'cause you're British!

  • v12 wins

    AUDI

  • yes Clarkson, take your 80 000 pounds to offroad

  • Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8- much lighter, much cheaper, and faster. Nuff' said

  • uhh

    anyone remember richard reviewing cadillac escalade? it was rubbish yet he liked it because the escalade was made for a purpose. to show off...

    i believe these cars are escalades that are not rubbish..., something that have been made properly..to show off.

    I mean look at the audi Q7, is there anyone that wont notice is a big Q7 with BIG rims slowly goes past you?..

    i mean come on..96k for car and hes moaning about cost of petrol. if u can afford this u can afford petrol.

  • mukemmel

    

  • song name @ 10:10 min ?

  • so now the British know how to make a good car.... tell that to your Indian boss "TATA".

  • ///M-POWERRR !!!

  • emagine if they took the electronic limineter off that Q7. i bet it would smoke a lambo

  • "It's like sitting in someones ear"??! Where does he come up with those remarks??

  • I think the Audi looks amazing and these cars aren't for drag racing, they are for snobby families

  • I think the Ausdi looks amazing

  • I want that V12 TDI in the body of a golf...with 4motion. Nuff-said.

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  • @DanteJoseCuervo why would anyone want so much understeer?

  • @DanteJoseCuervo and what transmission on earth could handle that?

  • @DanteJoseCuervo yeah! without the 4motion its like owning a Enzo and only drive it at ocean boulevard with traffic........

  • @DanteJoseCuervo haha, step on the gas, slow the earth's rotation.

  • @DanteJoseCuervo Every1 wants that... BUT WHO MAKES IT ? No1.

  • SUV SUCKS... And this is not humor, Jeremy says a real thing, "Ridiculous cars"

  • lol british humor....

  • Q7 what a machine x5 looks ugly pointless Audi rules again 4 wheel drive.

  • @balkesen3 the bmw is also 4wd....

  • this guy favors Range Rover 24/7 cuz its a british car... oh wait... its indian -_____-

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  • To the people that say SUVs are pointless and why should we get one instead of a saloon:

    I'm buying a Q7, because I need space to carry training equipment, but also extra space to fit large subwoofers.

    Plus the fact that the Q7 in the UK is rarely seen on the roads - and I like to be different.

    I did originally want a RR, but there are too many owners reporting reliability problems.

    Same with the X5. Plus the X5 is way too common. More BMWs on the road than ?Fords now!

    Q7 looks awesome.

  • BTW it's the 3.0 TDI version I'm getting, so is not too expensive to run like the V12 in the vid.

    It has enough torque for overtaking safely.

    I like some power, but for thrills & sub 4 second 0-60 acceleration I have my Suzuki!

    If cars were pointless, the manufacturers wouldn't build them & people wouldn't drive them.

    It's all down to taste, preference and requirements.

    I like the Q7, I prefer it over the other options & it fulfils all my requirements.

    Pointless? No, totally the opposite.

  • @MsRhondaSmith als ob reisschüsseln besser sind als coole autos

  • Mother fuckers, The bmw x5 is 3 times heavyer the the another little car,, GROW UP pussies

  • Thumbs up if you think Jeremy Clarkson is related to Gregory House..

  • the audi is shit, the x5m makes the audi look like its ugly girlfriend. Anyway everybody knows clarkson hates bmw anyway!!! Pay no attension!!!!!!

  • furious weasle in your underpants

  • The Audi is not ugly, 96.000 £ is not alot!

    In Denmark, where I live, I would have to pay what would be equal to 340.000 £ for it!!!

    The Range Rover is nice, and I would like to have one just as much as an Audi. And i think that it cost just about the same as the Audi. Just don't like the BMW...

  • i bet they didn't use the M button..... that would explain a lot.....

  • According to BMWs own website, the X5M does 0-60 at 4.7 seconds, not 4.3 seconds.

  • If I had the money fuck it..

  • haha put that audi engine in a dodge and see it kick chevy ford and gmc's asses pulling stuff haha

  • @AkBoy1000 Or leave it in the audi and see it kick all their asses.

  • range rover over everything

  • @RideSmoothTV exept beauty....

  • Clarkson's face at 1:03 is EPIC.

  • diesel power all the way

  • the x5m sounds like a 4 banger. not what I want. I'll take the range rover, but with the v8 diesel or the 3.0 v6 diesel...

  • audi rules...

  • The Audi is Ugly, The M X5 is stuiped, the Range rover is good offroad but ugly, so 3 of them are a waste of money!

  • 2011 cayenne turbo= best of the best suvs even though the tail lights look ugly as hell.

  • AUDI Q7 = One of the best cars in the world.

  • @GugZzM3 its too ugly tho

  • X5M wins.

  • range rover is so beeautiful.

  • I'd take a Mercedes ML 63 AMG it's really fast and it's brilliant off road. (i've tested one)

  • he knew that the jaguar will win, he just wanted to talk shit

  • whats a torque? 3.28.

  • 0-60 in 4.6 sec... not 4.3

  • Volvo Xc60 T6 R-design the best value for money performance suv ;P

    Volvo.For life.

  • haha what a funny video I am an owner and a fan of these cars but they are all such a waste...

    *the front of the audi looks ok but the back is FUGLY

  • I've seen this a few times and still wonder why he's flaming these cars. Pointless these cars they are not, and exactly being insane makes them cool. Nukes under the bonnet FTW!

  • @mdfk667 He's referring to these specific versions as pointless in the UK. If petrol was cheap, they'd be best buys!

  • damnit the Q7 is the most beautiful with sleek sporty design compared to the other two. even though the X5m has more power you gotta admit the Q7 looks beautifully amazing.

  • BMW is No. 1

  • 1. Porsche Cayenne Turbo S

    2. BMW X5 M

    3. Audi Q7 V12 TDI

    4. Volkswagen Touareg W12

    5. Hummer H2 or the Range Rover

  • @donkosova H2 is just a tahoe. i rather have the H1

  • Shame that Stig didn't do a hotlap on the Range Rover.

  • X5M for me! Maybe because am yang and stupid but bimmer just so M looking!

  • in germany nobody asks about the point of the cars =).......sorry for my bad english

  • ONE WORD(S)

    BMW ///M-POWER!!

  • I'll take a Porsche Cayenne Turbo instead

  • @Rricossuave

    I'll take a VW Tuareg V10

    v=MOG90IQEbhI

  • @harisbiggy did you find out the title of the song? pls send me the title of the song please!

  • @anonymouz097

    yep. its oltremare by ludovico einaudi. btw, all the songs in top gear episodes are on a website. just google top gear songs

  • title of the song in 10:10 please!!!!!!!!!

  • @anonymouz097

    Oltremare by Ludovico Einaudi

  • what is the title of the song in 10:10?

  • ///M Power cars rules !!!

  • the Q7 looks like a sleeping fat guy

  • the Q7 looks like a fat guy sleeping

  • GERMAN POWERCARS

  • why not X6 M vs the Q7 V12

  • i just realized jezza drives a volvo xc 90! now that's rubbish!

  • get a 4.2 v8 diesel q7, cheaper and just as good as the v12 version! thats a top gear top tip

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  • range rover isnt for usual people which have more money !!!

  • AUDI Q7 is a king of all cars

  • go away ugly audi

    that audi is beautifel mate:D

  • german cars kick you in the ass

  • that isnt un ugly audi

  • @hkhan7861

    Yes it is, all Q Audis are so fucking ugly

  • @Iceeeen yeah like the bmw x5 is good looking

  • I've always wondered... What's an S&M X5?

  • After 6:39 I stopped watching that shit because I got Clarckson's further intention: RR.

  • honestly this show prefers english cars the range cant compare to the x5m or the audi they have horible engines and they dont look half as good as the german cars, and whos gonna take a 80,000 dollar car offroad???

  • if its not english, the dont like it....

  • @W3STCOAST3R

    you're rigth man

  • this british fag is so annoying

  • OMG! The stupidest video I've ever seen...First of all both Audi and BMW are better than stupid range...Range's forms are cut with an axe...Only good thing that I can imagine doing with this car is visiting the queen! Going offroad hm? Both xDrive and Quattro are better than the range's four wheel drive! Also Range is super slow compared to these cars... OMG! TOP GEAR SUX! England is not the center of the world can't u understand that ?

  • @Antoninio550 Niether the Audi nor the BMW have a low range gearbox, center lock diff or all-terrain tyres. They simply cannot match the Range Rover's offroad prowess. Quattro and X-drive are designed for tarmac and both manufacturers admit in their owners' manuals that they are only rated for light off road use.

  • clarkson isn't rly objective... a friend of mine got an x6m and its not unconfortable at all.. thats just shit that he wants to tell cause there isnt any default !

  • 96.000 £ for the Q7? thats cheap! In Denmark thats a 335.000£ car!!! :D :D

  • @christholst13

    us danes, we just LOOOOOOVE our taxes :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • all 3 of em r amazing but every american and candian owns a bmw and audis dont make rwd powertrains and range rovers r petroholic

  • Q7 is simply THE BEST, X5 is great too, but all that talking about how range rover is good made me to hate it. Srsly they allways try to make us believe that UK cars are better than german, but that only accepts the fact that we already knew that german cars are better in every single way. I am not from germany ;)

  • Range rover is the best, by far!!

  • AUDI Q7 IS THE BEST!

  • How much does petrol cost in houston lol??

  • He's full of SHlT

  • ///M POWER!!!

  • ///Q POWER BETTER!! xD

  • @javierjbarrera

    ///Q << stop doing that hahaha ///<< only for M BMW not for shity audi fans !!

  • Say what you want... Audi`s owners know that the silence is for people like you, sound is for engines; Exhaust and for the new Bang & Olufsen audio sistem :D "keep walking" BMW´s fan!!!!!

  • Say what you want... Audi`s owners know that the silence is for people like you, sound is for engines; Exhaust and for the new Bang & Olufsen audio sistem :D "keep walking" BMW´s fan!!!!!

  • @Omega08082 where does it win?!? O.O

  • whats the music between 1:21-1:30 ??