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  • "ah merde... j'ai pas sortis le train bordel !!"

  • Malév Flight 262 is more interesting. Would be happy to see their video.

    They've manage to land Tu-154 on belly, skid for 500 meters, take off and land normally after that.

  • I don't got it, where's the crash ?

  • @Rueyful Failure to deploy the landing gear and landing on the runway 'belly up'

    Nothing catastrophic, just f**king costly repair and unbelievable embarrassment to the pilot

  • " 'tain la rage! " ahahahah, big fml moment there.

  • annoying cockpit sounds

  • Old pilots say that there are two types of pilots: those who already forgot to deploy the landing gear and those who will !!

  • That's how you earn a new callsign.. and your sqadron mates get a tonne of beer..

  • CHECK-LIST! fawking french..

  • J'ai pas sorti ltrain bordel :D

  • Is he french or polish?

  • whats so funny about it?

  • I love all the warning tones. All that was missing was, "Deposit another 25 cents to play again."

  • sounds like the flight computer is an Atari 2600

  • @aseglkj hahaha. I had one of those. Awesome :-)

  • sur! il a ete trouble par la voix feminine...

  • "Warning: Failure to deploy the landing gear may cause difficulty keeping the crap out of your flight suit".

    Merde!

    This pilot is probably not allowed to drive a car on base anymore.

  • What a great Word Merde

  • He forgot the train ? I won't even be able to get a job at the SNCF, not cool for him.

  • "J'ai pas sorti le train BORDEL!"

    beep beep beep beep beep

  • L.O.L.

  • Uooooooh... not good.

  • To err is human.

  • That probably ended a military pilot's flying career..

  • @eotunun nn je pense pa ca arrive a tout le monde des erreur

  • @eotunun

    Nop. This pilot was a rookie at this time. In this video it was the first time he flew the Mirage 2000 on his own. He is still in the French Air Force and even became an instructor ;)

  • The firemen always look big from down there, apparently.

  • that often happens :\

    at least it wasnt a total loss

  • omfg .. Pilot = Noob :D

  • damn. bet he got shit for that!

  • lol that sucks... you would think that would be on the top of the checklist for landing

    1 throttle back

    2 LOWER LANDING GEAR

    3Land safely

    wonder how he explained that one

  • @jnic69 actually quite allot of pilot's forget to deploy the landing gear,i know they must be fucked in the head but if they are skilled enough the can pull the nose up just enough to get a safe landing without them

  • damn, i would've loved to be there for the debrief on that one.

  • I feel bad for him =/

  • I'm just glad he didn't die. He is not the first to forget to deploy lending gear.

  • i'd have to say, that was more fucking ridiculous than it was funny.

  • bien sûr que c'est marrant c'est pas parce que tout le monde fait des erreurs qu'il ne faut pas en rire, personne n'est mort et l'avion n'a été que très peu abimé, les vrais séquelles sont dans la tête du pilote qui se fait souvent charrier par les autres (je connais un pilote et un navigateur de l'armée de l'air française)

    il n'est pas fautif mais la femme dans la tour de contrôle, c'est à elle de vérifier l'extérieur de l'avion et là elle l'a vu que trop tard

  • you know you fail at landing when...

  • Je trouve pas ca drôle, mais bon...

    Ca arrive à tout le monde d'oublier quelque chose. Il y a tellement à penser en phase d'atterrissage (entre autres le vent, l'axe, le plan, la vitesse, la radio, qui plus est avec une visibilité exécrable), pas étonnant qu'il ait pu oublier un détail.

    Maintenant, à tous les connards qui disent "lol, french pilots sucks", je leur prierai de bien vouloir aussi regarder par chez eux, c'est pas exclusivement français comme faute de pilotage.

  • how many french men does it take to defend paris? answer... i dont know it has never been attempted... hahaha

  • 0, Paris was oppen town, what the problem, french army was lost, we couldn't defend paris and we prefered save 1000 years of history than be bombarded by luftwaffe and lost a destroyed town in 2 days.

  • the French arent very good at war, are they?

  • Prove it ...

  • well, let's see, the United States bailed the French out of 2 world wars....

  • LOL ! wrong

    In WWI 80% of men in the west front was french ! You came in 1918 ! The war began in 1914 ! You did nothing ! And yes certainly, You came in 1944 and you help us. But you jusdge the france on 2 Wars. The story of france don't begin in 1940 but in -100 avt JC ! So you haven't any idea of the war won by france during 2000 years ! And don't forget that France help you in 1774 for your independance !

  • omg, shut up

  • Why told you that ? Im wrong or you are haven't any argument ?

  • I actually meant that "shut up" for the lot of you. It's an absolutely ridiculous argument. I'm a two-time Iraq war veteran and on my last tour my gunner was a french born and raised American citizen. Also, most of the people on here arguing in favor of the US aren't even in the military. But to have to go back almost 100 years ago in order to justify that your country isn't afraid to fight for the right cause is a little ludicrous. So I say stop arguing altogether or join the cause and fight.

  • well said! and I agree.

  • Q: How can you tell which ones are the french soldiers?

    A: They are the ones with sunburnt armpits!

  • Although it was completely inappropriate for Caddy to imply that the US "bailed" the French out of 2 wars (completely wrong, youngin'), it is equally wrong to say the US contributed nothing. The US Marines were highly regarded as exceptional warriors by all forces involved, including the Germans. US soldiers also retook significant territory.

    French vs America rhetoric is boring... I'm in the American military and I say "Viva la France!"

  • @Aigle9223

    God blesses stupid assholes like you.

  • @mardescrap Merci !

  • ahahhahahah LOL!!!

  • thats about a 2 million dollar mistake if they can repair it

  • Aujourd'hui, je suis pilote de chasse et , en rentrant d'une mission de routine je m'apprête a poser mon mirage 2000;en touchant le sol vje ressens une violente secousse et c'est la que je m'aperçois que j'ai oublié le train d'atterrissage VDM^^

  • "FUCK I've forgotten to deploy the landing gear!!" lolz

  • When it comes to military related bungles, the French win.

  • You have, Guy, to go to watch nice vids about air championship crashes ans so on., on YouTube, I guess Yankees win !

  • fail!!!

  • Actually, 1 F-22 would obliverate a group of mirages, thats just how good it is, by the time the mirage picks up the F-22 on radar, its already too late...

  • hilarious.

  • Oops! Well, a good landing is one you can walk away from, as they say... At least the pilot was alright (if perhaps a bit embarrassed/humiliated, etc.)

  • Perhaps.

  • the french...

  • That's something what happens to pilots ALL AROUND THE WORLD regularly (even in 'Gods own Country'). That's why modern jets have an alarm to prevent this situations. The M2000 wasn't build recently, so it hasn't got this feature.

    French Air Force rules, according to a friend of mine, who is Colonel in the German Air Force. Best ECM around (together with IDF), when it comes to individual Jets.

  • how do you think a group of mirages would fair against a squadron of Y/F-22s, they would be obliterated and literally would not know what hit them.

  • Hmmmmm, yeah! More of that qualified 'discussion' please. ;)

    Read carefully next time. I said their ECM on individual planes is damn good, that's all. USAF uses ECM-Planes and just intermediate ECM-Pods on single planes. That's because their fleet is much bigger than the French an they can afford it.

    The only reason I mentioned this is this stupid 'WE RULE THE WHOLE WORLD'-rubbish frequently heard in these posts.

  • Don't be so sure. beated yes but obliterated, mein Arsch. Rafale would be really much harder for F22, and certainly could defeat it. The difference in contrary of this video is that Armée de l'Air have far better pilots than USAF have. Technology and money wouldn't make all. So ist das Leben Kleiner.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA :D

  • pure genious.all i have to say.

  • this thing can happen to the best of us...and in every army, never judge a crash, you were not in the cockpit

  • wtf happend there?

  • Did she not hear the no gear warning? Even the piper matrix I fly has one.

  • And this is why the french lose every war.

  • It's not because of 1pilot that war would be lost. And if you could read your history books, we actually didn't loose World War.

  • yea i dont think you even participated in WWII.. how many weeks was it when the whole of france was under german contorl? 2 was it?

  • learn history and you will see that french army win a lot of battle.

  • the french haven't won a war without help since the Hundred Years War.

  • The United States would not exist if Lafayette had not bailed out Washington at Yorktown. Then, the French diverted the British away from taking the U.S. back into its empire in 1812. Stop fooling yourself about French military prowess: You wouldn't be here without them.

  • The French military has had it's highs and lows just like every other nation. Anyway, you can bet pilots around the world do this DAILY!!! No one ever cares unless there's a camera rolling.

  • ok, how dose he not know to deploy the landing gear beacuaes 5 seconds inot the video theres a beeping noise and thats a warning to put down the gear and it beeps for a while

  • oh punaise! Un truc si con, j'aurais bouffé mon casque de rage à la sortie du cockpit!

  • merd!!!!!! LOL poor guy is going to have a rough time at the mess hall.....

  • Damn -a waste. Looks like he's going to be doing kitchen duty at the officer's club for a while!

  • Ok, dude. First rule NEVER say "Oh I forgot to lower my gear!" especially if anyone will hear you. Second: Try to explain it as a landing gear and radio problem while being debriefed. HELLO? Hope you enjoy the desk job.

  • OH LE CON !!!

  • putain mai moi jtrouve pa ca marrant imagine le pauvre gars il a consacré sa vie et ses etudes pour dvenir pilote et la il va sfaire radier comme une merde

    cest pa si "funniest" moi jtrouve mai bon

  • ok c pas forcément marrant mais par contre je peux te certifier qu'il ne se fera pas radier

    ...il sera sanctionné c'est sûr, mais heureusement qu'on ne vire pas les pilotes dés qu'ils se crashent!!!

    Je sais de quoi je parle mon père était pilote de chasse ;)

  • lol je ne sais pas...

    par contre ce qui est sur c'est qu'il gravira les echelons deja moins vite que prévu...

  • lol ça c'est sûr et puis surtout il va se faire chambrer par ses potes jusqu'à la fin de sa vie!!!! ^^

  • lol wrong translation he didnt say i forgot to deploy the landing gear he said "i didnt deploy the landing gear damnit"

  • wheres the sound of the engine??????????

  • It's fake, no?

    Communications are in English, and the fake crash in French? Not real.

  • Most international Air traffic controllers speak english for communications.

  • It's real. By the way, the communications are in French. The sub-titles are in English to help translate what is being said in French.

  • lol.......ROFL!!!!!!!!!

  • He said "I did not have landing gear out, f@ck" with an impression of being surprised and sorry which could mean that he did it by mistake or simply was not aware of that (for a malfunction).

    Impossible to say if it was a dumb mistake or simply a malfunction and he undertstoodit too late.

  • can't You read? :] he said "Fuck i'v forgottten to deploy the landing gear". any way it was funny :D

  • Yes, but if you're not french it's hard to say if it's translated properly.

  • rofl

  • dumbass.....

  • French Army... brave strong and.... dump

  • lol dumb ass or what?

  • dumbass lol

  • who gave this idiot the wings?

  • love the beeping sound effects...sounds like a video game

    Game Over - You Lose!

  • "FUCK! not again!" lol

    "how many times have i told u to pull of the fucking landing gear? HUH?! HOW MANY"

    "im sorry sarge, i promiss it wont happen again"

    rofl

  • pilots are usually officers... they wouldn't take any shit from a sergeant.

    there officers in the RAF at least

    (maybe i'm wrong)

    but in most cases pilots are higher that sergeant.

  • i know, just, iamagine th scene, it 'd be hilarious, im fucking dsorry for the plane, really i am, but, the situation would be funny :P

  • OMG!!! thats like forgetting to put your shoes on before the 100M dash.......

  • No doubt! XD

  • Its going 150 Knots, it won't stop instantly... its not fake, your just not smart.

  • 2^

    Dude, we train to land gear up in the event of certain malfunctions. It is quite safe and the aircraft settles quite smoothly. The only problem is it really f*cks up the underside of the jet and, in this case, if you do it when there is nothing wrong with the jet, you lose your wings. Oops!

  • a friend of my dad was an EE Lightning pilot in the RAF, during the 70s and 80s he mamaged to do this twice, in a lightning the fuel tank is on the bottom, in a huge blister under the body of the aircraft yet he still landed and kepy going down the runway

  • only 2 of the 3 wheels were deployed

  • You don't need wheels to land. You just need them to save the belly of the airplane, to taxi and...oh yeah...to take off again!

    The reason it seems to 'drive perfectly' is simple. "An object in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force."

  • pas sortir le train... faut l'faire... il devait vraiment pas avoir la tête à voler là !!

  • erreur conjuguée du pilote et de la tour.

    Dans la procédure d'atterrissage la tour doit demander la confirmation au pilote que son train est sorti. Le pilote... n'a fait que suivre les instructions et non-instructions de la tour... résultat il a perdu ses ailes et vole aujourd'hui en hélico.

  • "fuck I've forgot to deploy the landing gear"

    Grats, Fail.

  • Not the first and not the last

  • Boy is his boss gonna be pissed.

  • Dumbass

  • Cannot be true.

  • AHAHAAAHAH!!!

    MERDE! I forgot to deploy the landing gear!

    Ahahaha!!

  • Poor pilot. Certainly he had to get another job after this crash.

  • well when my dad new an English Electric Lightning pilot in the RAF, he didn't do this just the one time he did it twice, and the fuel tank of the lightning is on the belly :S

  • I hope he has a pistol in that cockpit with him because thats a ton of money he will have to pay back

  • Fuck i have forgot to deploy a landing gear?

    Who gave this fucktard a plane to drive!

    He shouldn't be issued with a skateboard!!!!

  • he actually flew it mate cause thats usually what you do with em. unless your taxing or parking.

  • and he did say "forgotten to deploy landing gear", lol, forgot. Whats the first thing you do before taking a shit? drop your pants.

  • Hahahahahaha greatest fucking analogy ever.

  • LOL

  • Lol!!!

    Have a cookie

  • if you ask me, totally unprofessional. pilots have to go through checklists very religiously, not the fault of the ground spotter what so ever, fighter pilots go through intense training, so to forget about landing gear? very noob thing to do

  • Goodbye, wings.

  • Opps someone fucked up, thats going to cost him.

  • yes it does happen to everyone,, his ground spot should have pointed that out,,,shes actually at fault as much as the piolt who obviously had more issues judging by his approach,

  • flight safety falls 100% on the PIC

  • he did not say "sir". he is alone in the cockpit. doesn't it happen in other foreign armforces? honestly?

  • "Fuck I've forgotten to deploy the landing gear" *Senior Officer* "who trains you people?", *Pilot*-"um.... you do sir" *Senior Officer*- *walks away slowly*

  • "mettez les gazes dans l'axe immédiatement"

    c'est un peu tard ma grande ^^

  • fake

    il aurait peté l'avion sans le train

  • Pas la première fois ni la dernière que ça arrive.

  • il va être muter à bergues lol

  • ...new paint job, courtesy of careless pilot...How can you forget? Is like, I'm taking a pee, without unzipping my pants...LOL

  • Non mais ce n'est pas possible d'oublier de sortir les train quoi!

    Je pense que lui .. sa prom va vraiment se faire attendre mdrrrrrrrrr

  • Hmmm i bet he lost his wings over that little mistake

  • His fault and tower fault.

    "final turn, three greens"

  • wahou la belle boulette :o J'aimerais pas être à sa place

  • quel con !!

  • Ca arrive à beaucoup de pilotes de loisir qui n'ont pourtant que ça à foutre durant tout le vol... Les militaires sont très sollicités. Tant qu'on installera pas des alarmes efficaces. Mais ça coute cher de moderniser tous les avions. En tous cas il n'est pas plus con que toi.

  • Qu'il soit sollicité ou non, c'est quand meme le propre du pilote de s'assurer que le train est sorti a l'atterissage.

    je n'ai pas été vulgaire a votre egard, mais tends a penser que vous faites partie de la meme categorie de personnel que ce pilote...

    sans rancune

  • Non, non... Sans rancune aucune !

    Je ne suis que pilote du dimanche, mais je sais que des fois... On peut faire d'énormes boulettes. Les pilotes ne sont que des hommes. Je suis sur qu'il n'a pas été sanctionné, ça coute très cher de lâcher un gars sur Mirage2000. Les avions valent moins chers que les pilotes.

  • Vous volez sur quoi? je vole sur un POlaris (Cirus SRS aux US, si vous preferez).

  • Je vole sur C150/172/182, DR400 et autres avions de club mais occasionnellement. Mes moyens ne me permettent plus de louer comme je veux. Je vole régulièrement sur ULM 3 axes comme le SkyRanger, le X-air ou l'AX-3.

    En tout j'ai dans les 5000 heures.

  • haaa!

  • damn thats bad lol.

  • War 10 ouai. Mais ca m'énerve les coms de raicains comme en dessous qui comprennent pas ça.

    Jalousie? Probablement.

  • ça va il s'en sort bien...

    c'est vrai que c'est vraiment con...enfin...ça pourait arriver à beaucoup de monde.

  • he's lucky the plane didnt catch on fire cause of that.

    sucks he probebly lost his wings though.

  • Right ... let's hope with ours we'll go further than they did.

    but I seriously doubt that

    we will have the same caprices we will make the same mistakes and at the end we won't take our responsibilities like they did

    And like they did we will get our ass kicked

  • This is an obvious accident, which is something ANY pilot of ANY nationality could do. Vive la France!

  • whats with the sounds ? ;d

  • but the dumb french is a pilot, even today.

    are you a fighter pilot? so shut up kid ;)

  • Of course, i believe you lol.

    Btw the retard have to learn you this kind of accident happened only one time (pilot forgot the gear). Btw you should know if you're a pilot that tower must check if the gear is out or not. Here they couldnt cause of visibility, so they had to ask to the pilot to check the gear, but they didnt.

    You just have no brain.

  • hi hi hi...very funny yak52 come on little kiwi the french kicked your ass in the rugby world cup don't be jalous they just better than you that's all

    and about flying do you even have an air force??? Oh of course you do you got yak I remember seeing a kiwi guy at annapolis (good sailor) but I'm sure the dude ain't flying

  • fuck america