Lotus Esprit, Celica Scam, Audi R8 Spyder -Fast Lane Daily-

[badtrashtalker]

this music makes me want to kill myself

[dahGnote]

haha 16 thousand to mod a auto celica...thats retarded you can spend like 5000 and you got a great looking celica

[veyro100]

bla bla bla... show me some action...

[jshnizzlebizzle]

4,5,6,8,10,11, and 12 are all wrong.

[fictionalize]

I hate the pt cruiser! sadly that is the first car I ever drove(in driving school).

[donnie249]

actually windows vista blows

[blkchrm77]

haha 16k to mod an auto celica? psshshhh.. its worth it if its a manual

[chocolatebar2009]

american cars are shit they cant corner

[bmw335hdk]

Anyway Guys, visit DiscPalace . com ,you must be like it =)

[54spiritedwill54]

That girl in the FJ was cute.

[Escocobar]

She was! She kinda looked like Carla Bruni

[Georgenfla]

PT Cruiser, what a piece of shit!!!!

[stang661]

And Stop. I never watch FastLaneDaily due to the annoying muzic.

[djottselxxxxxxxxxxxx]

F YOU I GOT CELICA 957 PHP

[bmw335hdk]

djottselxxxxxxxxxx :

957 HP on your celica? really? what kinds of turbo you got there, mate?

[TheClutchMaster590]

He is lieng

[elsquibbs]

Yeah sure, djott. I have a rocketship that runs on elf tears.

[xtw1tch3s]

lol guidos

[CM929]

mmmmmmm lotus

[freshjive818]

this program is shit!!!!!!!!!!

[VanesasCrEams2210]

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Single black babe is looking for some no strings attached fun

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[zmansporscheboxster]

What's up Derek D, wait what? I'm Derek D.

[vippir1221]

your not Derek D.

[downunder09]

Whats up Derek D! this is viewers!

[fobdaddie]

LOOOOOOOOOOL at the beginning hitch by DD

[Wormtail81]

What is the prototype shown around 0:55?

[Hazardiousmatze]

its the new lotus esprit

[rksxryskryaj]

fucking audi garbage on wheels

[mickvk]

I don't know which one I want... The 15th year special edition PT Snoozer or a shirt like yours Derek. It's a close call!

[chicoche999]

nice car

[thehype2142]

how do u think they pay for all the equipment, severs for their website ect..

with ad's of course!

[Minloibin]

ㅋ

[shuffleman321]

to many ads!

[mickvk]

Would you prefer to pay a subscription? Didn't think so.

The other option is that you could produce an automotive news show for free with no commercials...

[MSoltanian]

EPIC ENDING

[T0626N]

Derek, rubbing your nipples does not count as working out your "pecs."

[wavefool]

Having a bikini wax, why?

[kenon7]

D D..Hilarious Fj

[bandiito16]

At the first I heard him saying: "Toyota FJ cruiser, bad for fist f**ing, find out what it's good for". Hilarious.

And by the way get rid of these damn commercials, it ruins the show.

[novan3]

Very Fresh episode!!

[birdman07focus]

Best F@#$ING JERSEY CRUISER commercial!

[tasin420]

hehe

[Sunseeker89]

fj cruiser stands for f*cking Cruiser hahah best^^

[dinkle41]

Club FJ Music is Able to Love by Benny Benassi

[skylineluver50]

what is the song playing when DD is in CLUB FJ?

[FreddieGdude]

the back of the lotus looks like if it was from the R8 - mmh maybe photoshop had somethin to do with it

[neonheist]

finnaly an automatic celica

[imthunder]

hahahaha, Automatic Celica...

[slowmotionr]

that kid is a dumbass. an automatic, are you fucken kidding me.

[BRudy87]

"since Bill Gates looked like this"...

[H00L3y]

no more FJ cruiser ads! its an ugly waste of raw materials!!! PLEASE!!

[lasalleoaks]

pt cruz shout justgive up, sales are not going up. derik d!

[llDeonxll]

Those people were using windows ME on a Macpro..lol...booo vista!!! If i didnt need it on my precious mac for all my car design softwares Id throw windows out the window (intended). Im sick and tired of it crashing every chance it gets.. And guess what, i have a freakin xbox 360 that is also crap. The infamous "red rings" happened to me twice and now my Xbox live doesnt even want to be redeemed. Microsoft = EPIC FAIL!!!

[juststuBC]

hahaha automatic!

[indi3]

FJ Cruisers are the shit! Sadly my V-Dubs in the shop, so ive been driving my dads FJ around while hes on vacation. SO LUXURIOUS, SO HIGH UP, and SO FUCKING POWERFUL! couldnt fit it in the parking lot at work though.. only downside to that is walking a couple extra feet to work.

[arabrockerman]

i got an early version of vista and it totally sucks but i liked it the first time i used it it just crashes alot and quits working with programs such as itunes and realplayer after a month then you got to delete and reinstall its garbage plus i have 1gb of ram which i thought was plenty cause the xp computer that didn't have that much ram and it never stalled and shut down so if anyones smart don't get vista i want to get an apple when i get the money saved again.

[llDeonxll]

MAcs rock dude!!!

[CSFREAK21]

derek ftw[;

[BIOGENA]

screw those Windows Vista fools that said it was great -.- a friend that works at microsoft told me those were all hired

We cant be certain the windows they were using was "Vista" because they never shoot at them using it. Maybe it was a beta of windows seven, it looks the same as vista at the moment but works different. If those guys were dumb enough not to recognize vista (even wallmart displays PCs with it) they will notice no difference. Try it in your home pc to c if it runs as smooth -.-

[rcking1991]

i still laugh at the end its fuckin HI-larious

[childofdreamz]

what happened to commenter of the week?

*sad face*

[childofdreamz]

HEY!!! they got to sound on point this time.

=0)

[DvDPlaya]

DAMNIT! i just saw a PT Loser..

[ExRussian86]

1st. I don't know how much Death Race is paying you, but I'll doubble it if take it off the show.

2nd. DD, we gotta hit up Madden09 on of these days!

[FeelTehBa55]

I doubt Porsche gives a flying fuck about Nissan..

[tasin420]

zcjkzjklzxjzL

[ztunelover]

haha porsche is taking nissan seriously with the new gt-r.

[meerkat006]

the FJ Cruiser and the PT Cruiser aren't good for anything

[e314ds]

Why are you wasting our time reporting on the PT cruiser?

[Bigid16]

NO HIGH QUALITY ON THIS VID?

[fatnora]

More like PT Looser

[Leninade]

haha, Derek is guido

[aznjelly]

Well, If their is two initials of some sort, in fount of "cruiser", it MOST LIKELY SUCKSSSSS.

[shoh92]

dumb ass wats up derek d wat r u a smoker now!?

[85corolla]

easy mofo, i got a good cigar 4 u right here.

[daniel32nicolosi]

Do that bullshit again and I will stop watching your dam videos. I stop watching TV because I hate commercials. So please I do not want to see you sucking Microsofts cock by throwing a vista commercial in there. So please do not do it again.

[theyourk]

Hey you jackass.  How else do you expect them to pay for producing this show every fucking day?

[daniel32nicolosi]

did i tell you that you can reply to me you piece of shit. huh? No i didn't so do not do it again. I do not need your dumbass talking to me.

BTW they get paid from youtube every time they get a view and post up a message you fuckin moron.

[comedicd]

actually you couldn't be more wrong, "theyourk" is exactly right..but thanks for watchin!!

-Derek D.

[daniel32nicolosi]

Listen I understand that youtube is suppose to be for people like the average joe to post up videos and not Commercial rated stuff here. I didn't stop watching TV to come to the Internet to watch it here. I left TV for that very reason. Because people are sick of commercials. I make it a point and I speak for majority of people here not to watch video with commercials in them. I am just saying what everyone is thinking. Dont hate. Dont JUDGE me.

[krash1491]

They need the commercials to pay for the show. where else do they get the money? Think about it. How much money do you pay FLD to watch this show?

[wavefool]

Why don't you cut em a check instead of whining like a little girl, unless of course you are a little girl. Now a word from our sponsor: daniel132nicolosi

wah wah wah me me me blah blah blah . and I speak for all humans of planet earth.

Funny shit dude.....

[daniel32nicolosi]

Yeah and I bet your a fuckin dumbass that has TIVO and fast forwards through all of the commercials. You my friend are what they call a fuckin hypocrite! If you do not know what that means maybe I can send you over to Melina and she can help you with that. lol HotForWords maybe can help you as so long as you do not stare at her tits the entire time. lol Now reread my post you moron I said do not hate on me for saying what everyone is thinking.

[wavefool]

hypocrite, ya your right, I was thinking you were a self centered, mamas boy, but somehow it came out "funny". I know "Hot For Words" she's the one with the huge milk glands, seemingly intelligent, with the facial tic and propensity for the awe inspiring sideways glance. How does one know what everyone is thinking, other than schizophrenia?? TIVO hell dude, I don't even have a TV, none of us morons do.

[daniel32nicolosi]

Yeah and I bet your a fuckin dumbass that has TIVO and fast forwards through all of the commercials. You my friend are what they call a fuckin hypocrite! If you do not know what that means maybe I can send you over to Melina and she can help you with that. lol HotForWords maybe can help you as so long as you do not stare at her tits the entire time. lol Now reread my post you moron I said do not hate on me for saying what everyone is thinking.

[wavefool]

Impatient aren't you???

[wavefool]

Roll commercials now please.

[mclaren450]

pt cruiser is garbage.

[GlennTheRussian]

Actually the fj cruiser stands for fucking junk cruiser. =]

[cannibalisticoranges]

If there's 14 special editions of the PT Cruiser, what exactly makes it special?

[allanferns]

wots the name of the Benny Benassi song DD is dancing to at the end?

[icantthink4155]

joe dono got bitch slapped by FLD!

[chopperhead2011]

Or are you just happy to see me?

[elvinlikestits]

That girl in the FJ was cute.

[sacramentsk8r]

Vista sucks! Period!

[jarbajar07]

LOL! f@$!ing jersey cruiser!!

[mclaren911]

yooo Derek D.!!! that house/dance music was chillin bud, what was the track title? you should come down to London UK if you wanna club like that man, pumpin the fist all night long.... halla if you're down..

[JGADSON]

OMG1 I CANT WAIT TILL DEATH RACE COMES OUT! Not cause i wanna c it, not cause its derick ds bday, but because i am sooo tired of hearing about it i dont know what im gonna do! and their gonna call it a cabriolet, id put money on it.

[rcfp2006]

R8 Spyder sounds better

[MrMax89]

I loved the Death Race trailer, the first 500 times I saw it, now it is a little old. But it's OK FLD, I know someone has to pay the bills, now what about Ji Young Min?

[ozzaman]

yes i am familiar with the 'death race', now shut the fuck up! damn i hate that trailer. but i love FLD ;)

[MasterXred]

KooL

[TGseason10]

More PT Cruiser? That's shit.

Why I haven't upgraded to Vista? It's not compatible.

[kptrk6]

theres a little thing in vista called "compatibility mode" that allows you to run programs in any environment as far back as win95. i have $1500 worth of software and equipment from several years ago and ALL of it works 100% fine and has NO issues. all you people dissing vista need to at least use it before you talk bad about it.

[rcfp2006]

You don't work for Microsoft by any chance do you?

[kptrk6]

no, i dont work for MS. im in my second year of med school in an ophthalmology program, but i originally got my first degree in computers(A.A.B of IT management) and i'm compTIA A+ certified along with being a CCNA(cisco certified network assistant). I make $30/hr as a network admin when im not going to school so i know a little bit more than most people when it comes to shitty OS's.

[wavefool]

I usually suggest my "blind as a freekin bat "

customers try suicide first, before they comment. MacBookPro no issues: never had, never will.

and you may comment as you see fit.

[WTFp0s]

hahahha POS Celica

[darkarsenal]

hahah

hello dereke D... i mean what haha xD

More info on Infiniti Stuffs plzz!! :O

[alej469]

Interesting how Derek pronounces Celica. I've always said it Cel-eee-ca.

[player1vladimir]

FJ croiser? for wath is it good?

[player1vladimir]

the new espirit... they say it will have cca 500HP... it will be a great car!!!

[lancecastle223]

great show guys. for all the crap people say about the PT Cruiser its not really a bad car. My brother has one and they can be a fun little whip but the thing that makes them suck is the fact that theyve been making it almost exactly the same since it first came out. on a side note...i still want you guys to do something about STEEDA. and just so you know i am going to keep bugging you guys and leaving comments about it till you do lol. Love you guys! God bless

[carnagerpm]

she was cute

[carnagerpm]

LA office?

[knox223]

me and my gf just broke up and the stupidity from him at the beginning still made me laugh...lol....but im still depressed as shit

[mr2ya]

you drive a cobalt you cant judge anything.

does anybody else think Derek D might be the leftovers of a drunken night between

mark cuban and rosey O'donald.

[H3br3wHam3r]

Finally another PT cruiser! Just what every divorced woman wants!

[ronaldkamphuis2]

dude the pt cruiser looks like a car they use to transport dead people

[H3br3wHam3r]

lol they should make a hearse version.

[ronaldkamphuis2]

i bet it would sell good

[guppy8290]

vista sucks, i HAD it (past tense). and what up derek d, nice moves in the fj

[Lukelligence]

high quality version?!..derek d u rule!

[hevvye]

ok D love the dance moves but u should stick to the script and learn how to read it better.

[mrnormal71]

Check for more info of the scam at the shop's website japworks dawt com!

[rcfp2006]

DAWT?!? is that English?

[xCanadianBaconx]

wat no hump day?

[tehMixor]

love the jersey cruiser ahahaahaha

[kubomon17]

haha yeah that about sums it up for me too lol

[bbvd31]

Wait, the Cobalt driver is calling the PT Cruiser lame? Um, aren't they one and the same, or at least close enough???

[tehMixor]

yes.

[sirhcskoorb]

No.

The Cobalt is Chevy take'n a shoot at making a cheap yet cool car.

The PT was made to be as gay as possible from the start.

Accidental gayness,as bad as it may be is still not as bad as intentional gayness.

[SammyJ21]

Esprit is like a Murcielago - Audi R8 cross...

[lordbf1]

ok vista sucks, it had to be said! R8 is a dream come true!

[xtremeoid]

derek, rip that piece of shit top of that fuckin jersey cruiser if you want some fist pumping

[ovar9k]

"Oh hi guys! Check out the custom work on my mom...er my Celica!" ~Joe Dono

[kubomon17]

god that pt cruiser is ugly as shit and the celica guy is a moron haha automatic and boo its a celica...

[DivergentButton]

LMAO Derek is sooooooo funny JERSEY CRUISER FTW

[mythical89]

I laugh inside whenever I see someone driving around in a PT Loser. It gives me happiness to know other people are getting screwed even harder than I am in this world.

[JENSSCHLAU]

Very cool.

[Lambo6fo]

Hahahahaha Toyota. Gotta love em.

[iliox]

hilarious start and finish, like always :)

[ShaggyPirate]

Just a suggestion, but it's probably not a good idea to bring up the arrest record of the founder of your new sponsor... I'm just sayin'.

[CTPa10]

Yes there is

[deohboeh]

damn that guido fj cruiser video always gets me

[wallacegrommit]

im a*

[wallacegrommit]

fucking JERSEY!

haha im pretty sure those hand gestures derrek did at the end of the video were some kidn of sign language saying "i tool..."

[First2ner]

ROFL, good start :D

[RexieTheKing]

audi are joking with that V8 ... put the V10 twink turbo 780 HP in the R8 rather than the RS6

[qnzcangri718]

nothing wrong with customizing an "auto transmission"

[koukicrisp]

oh yes it is unless its a sub 9 second drag car. Customizing a damn automatic Celica is pure rice.

[DinoMartini]

Fucking Jager bombs

[DinoMartini]

They should call it Audi R8 Roadster

Roadster = sex

[DinoMartini]

LOL Celica n00b

[mrnoobJI]

i want an FJ cruiser now. xD

[DinoMartini]

yuck Toyota engine.

[rcfp2006]

shows what you know

[BJerz82]

"FJ Cruiser stands for F**king Jersey Cuiser" LMAOOOOO

[green95gt]

what's up with the poor video quality lately?

[thenext4]

lol fucking jersey cruiser lollol

[KyleProkup]

I watch the FJ thing everytime just to hear "F***ing Jersey Cruiser." lol

[skyler2dope]

pt cruisers are gay

[denzu83]

now it just got more gay-er...

[xoloxum]

I hate the PT Cruiser!!! It is officially the ugliest car ever conceived by the human brain...unless the designer wasn't human.

[nissanskylineR35]

the way americans say nissan anoys me ITS nissAN not nissON

[JustaEropeanGuy]

Every time you buy a cruiser God deletes a lolcat!

[thebossisheretostay]

that Lotus front looked good, but not as good as that R8 or Derek Ds moves.

[s2dab13]

love the fj cruser with the fist pumping i laugh and my boss looks at me i love it thanks for playing again...

[comedicd]

you'd be surprised how this white boy can really dance...

-Derek D.

[carnut666]

some times i just want to slap you.

especially when youre dancing like a white boy.

[KidWebs]

im alway 30mins late from first comment =_=

[xXxgravitygodxXx]

hehe me 2

that audi looks niiice!

I might have to buy one....

[asdlfjkas]

kill that crap car off chrysler

[dustinallen1982]

are they going anywhere with this FJ cruiser crap? found out alot about what its not good for, never hear anything about what it is good for, wtf?

[dustinallen1982]

im ready to dance

[xalwynx]

everyone below ME are the losers

[biglipsjim]

every one BElow me

losers

[stonewhite2]

i agree just watch the goddamn video

[DayTrader168]

ok maybe not

[chriz956]

1st comment :]

[DayTrader168]

first comment yay!!

[mangoodvid]

woo!!