DO NOT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CUZZ IT WORKS
The game is MUCH easier to understand if you have some White Elvis buds lying around. That and some old pizza and some diet pepsi. Combine all 3 of those things and I *GUARANTEE* you will understand this game perfectly.
In the early 1980s the game „Tempest“ had already the reputation to be hypnotizing to some people... and every Spin-Off of „Tempest“ pushed this reputation higher in the last 30 years. Let's see, how it will going on in the next years and the next Spin-Offs.
yeah this game is extremely fun to play. Anyone who says it stinks either
A)decided they didn't like it before they played it.
B)played it for 5 minutes and were too stupid to understand it so they didn't try.
C)didn't play it at all
And I don't accept the arguement that it's impossibly hard because I was able to figure it out in 15-20 minutes and my friend steve can own the game from start to finish.
@dorkforceti83 I've played and beat the game and I still don't understand it. Does it make you smart if you can under a game which so obviously was made while under the influence of some sort of heavy drug?
Cry somewhere else. Indeed this game would be a hell lot of fun on some kinds of psychedelic drug, probably a lot more than playing it sober.
But then again, any game which has a lot of colorful effects or just has that special kind of graphic is fun on psychedelic drugs. For example, me and my mate had a great time playing Little Big Planet while on acid
You can't even freakin see what you're playing! Maybe it's because of the compression , why it's so hard to see what you're playing. But what the heck is this? What's the objective, and where's your guy you control???? :)
There's far more to it than Tempest! Much deeper and rich game-play. New kills required to catch pods and bull enemies off the rim. You can aim your bullets and bounce them off the sides of the web - Also the levels contort and twist as you play and some baddies distort the visuals as part of their attack.
To Call Space Giraffe - 'just Tempest again' is to call Half-Life2 'just Doom again' ;p
DO NOT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CUZZ IT WORKS
uBundza 2 months ago
I want to play this on an IMAX screen.
esgimasd 6 months ago
The game is MUCH easier to understand if you have some White Elvis buds lying around. That and some old pizza and some diet pepsi. Combine all 3 of those things and I *GUARANTEE* you will understand this game perfectly.
starstarstar42 7 months ago
MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!! Alright, I'm going to try it!
Kvokki 8 months ago
This is what happens when you go to the arcade on acid.
Whitetoad27 8 months ago
I love this game! I still hope there will be a re-release on Xbox Live and/or PSN of a Jeff Minter approved Tempest 2000 and Tempest 3000.
IMDRanged 9 months ago
LETS ALL TAKE SOME MESCALINE!!!!
Minorityman1993 10 months ago
the shamans ... they did this
clrndalvare 1 year ago 2
TRIPPIEST GAME EVER MADE !!!! DIGITAL DRUGS :-D
bonggzilla 1 year ago
In the early 1980s the game „Tempest“ had already the reputation to be hypnotizing to some people... and every Spin-Off of „Tempest“ pushed this reputation higher in the last 30 years. Let's see, how it will going on in the next years and the next Spin-Offs.
ancestorsrelic 1 year ago
Why does this game looks like sex to me?
Souldestroy199 1 year ago 3
stoner game
AFKGr 1 year ago
it must be amazing to be on acid...
Kokoro562 2 years ago
is this game still available - it looks amazing
kraftwerkmod 2 years ago
Of course it's still available. You can also get it for PC, directly from the Llamasoft site.
DevilMaster 2 years ago
I'm not epileptic, so why do I suddenly feel a seizure coming osf;kahsf;kxuj gnrw;ktgrh
TruKriegsaffeNo9 2 years ago
yeah this game is extremely fun to play. Anyone who says it stinks either
A)decided they didn't like it before they played it.
B)played it for 5 minutes and were too stupid to understand it so they didn't try.
C)didn't play it at all
And I don't accept the arguement that it's impossibly hard because I was able to figure it out in 15-20 minutes and my friend steve can own the game from start to finish.
dorkforceti83 2 years ago 6
@dorkforceti83 I've played and beat the game and I still don't understand it. Does it make you smart if you can under a game which so obviously was made while under the influence of some sort of heavy drug?
2113975 1 year ago
This is the most O_O game I've seen in a while. It's like Tempest; I'm so in.
OMGmyFACE 2 years ago
Cry somewhere else. Indeed this game would be a hell lot of fun on some kinds of psychedelic drug, probably a lot more than playing it sober.
But then again, any game which has a lot of colorful effects or just has that special kind of graphic is fun on psychedelic drugs. For example, me and my mate had a great time playing Little Big Planet while on acid
ragnakh 3 years ago
You can't even freakin see what you're playing! Maybe it's because of the compression , why it's so hard to see what you're playing. But what the heck is this? What's the objective, and where's your guy you control???? :)
texformer 3 years ago
Is this designed for kids that are on PCP?
chucklesmcgee137 3 years ago 2
that's not funny!that's an awful drug!!! D:< but i agree ^^;
animeandy2153 3 years ago
look i dont get the game but if you saw that under the influence it would be intence
rstock7 3 years ago
its was rated the worst game of the year so i bought it on xbox marketplace and i found tat it rules gamertag...DCsk8taDUDE
ZeroGr4vity 3 years ago
Its very addictive! I'm at 20,000,000 right now.
At first I didnt know what was going on, but after 1h or so I got into it LOL
rabkoi 4 years ago
that game makes me wanna hit my tv, theres too many colors and it makes me feel hi
DiGiTiLNeRo 4 years ago
this looks cool,roll on wednesday.
dizzyjedi 4 years ago
makes me want to take acid and play
haitek 4 years ago
There's far more to it than Tempest! Much deeper and rich game-play. New kills required to catch pods and bull enemies off the rim. You can aim your bullets and bounce them off the sides of the web - Also the levels contort and twist as you play and some baddies distort the visuals as part of their attack.
To Call Space Giraffe - 'just Tempest again' is to call Half-Life2 'just Doom again' ;p
SuperHuey73 4 years ago 2
Minter has said that this isn't Tempest but I fail to see how.
ukbloke28 4 years ago
i don't understand anything that is going on in this game
universaladdress 4 years ago
omg i've so got to play this
typeloki 4 years ago