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  • America seems to have a lot of pastimes.

  • VOTE UP IF PEOPLE SHOULD START SAYING "VOTE UP" INSTEAD OF "THUMBS UP" OR "LIKE"

  • 131 people like roasted nuts.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOUR WATCHING THIS IN 2012 ( Like this comment if you are)

  • like if you think its a good idea to microwave pizza

  • wait I like roasted nuts- OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

  • THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING THIS IN 2012

  • I dont know why, but I get a 90's vibe from this show lol

  • I'm in da future LOL

  • i am in 2012

  • Thumbs up if you're watching in 2012!

  • Its like a pen. Its like a pen. ITs like a PEN CRAYON!!!!

  • Woah, easy there on the emotions, Jory.

  • Wait did Crayola already do that with that Crayon maker?!

  • No I'm not watching in 2011 I'm watching in 1784

  • "its like a pen! Its like a pen! Its like a pen creh-on!"

    heheheh

  • Hey, if you want one crayon, the oven actually works. All you need is a mold.

  • creyenns

  • thumbs if your watching in 1542! :)

  • @joneseyboy2102 boooooooooooo!!!~~~

  • @stylomilo89 what i only gave the idiots who say "thumbs if u r watchin in 2011" a bit of spam

  • the episodes were alot better when jory acted like he had a personality i know hes acting here but still jus wasnt a smart idea :/

  • THUMBS UP IF U R WATCHING IN 2011!

  • @TheSpike3000 your not achieving anything but getting thumbs up

  • @HALKETT07 Ya, but if you put the mouse over the thumbs up, it says, "16 up, 2 down." So I think that 2 aliens were watching this video.

  • @TheSpike3000 NOPE! I WATCHING THIS IN 2012

  • @TheSpike3000 i cant/ Im watching this in 2012 :(

    THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHING IN 2012!!!

  • @TheSpike3000 nope, 2012

  • @TheSpike3000 2012 whhhaaatt

  • America has a lot of past times...

  • why is everything americas past time

  • you know its wax you know case wen iwas 10 ilift my carneys in the marcve and my sister opend the marve and i got back form shool and ther one

  • to melt a crayon completely, it has to be at about 1,200 degrees F or something

  • @KristinaP901 Most certainly not. I could melt crayons on my heater - that was about 80F. 1.2kF will vaporize it.

  • LOLZ damn right their gonna be shareing xP

  • shouldve taken off the paper on the crayons if you wanted to do that gay pride rainbow

  • HOW SAD:( FOR THE CRAYOLA BRAND

  • this video looks like its from the late 80's

  • crayons can melt on you for all i care XD

  • i did this once"Lalala So much fun"Mom comes in"Wht are yhu doing"She checks

    I ended up getting hit,grounded,and she stop talking to me for 5 days!!

  • season 2 is so different to 1. Besides the intros Jory doesn't have the same slow monotone voice and even in the intros it breaks into his regular voice sometimes. There's less swearing. There's more humour. Jory makes use of the famous "America's past time" quote. The new microwave get's a name. Jory's love of microwaves joke starts to occur. Ezra becomes the first off-screen sidekick. You talk more. And of course there's a new laboratory. It's an improvement over 1 though.

  • lol i have the crayon melter thing so ya

  • Clean your microwave... or even better or studio or house or where ever your were

  • Try this: Put a crayon on the ground outside. ( Make sure the sun is shining on the crayon) Put a magnyfiying glass over the crayon. ( Make sure it's out of the shade) Wait till' it melts. Or do that with a scrap of metal and watch it burn!!! >:3

  • u should change the tone of ur voice an have some enthusiasm. u may get more views and subscribers. I AM SUBSCRIBING lol

  • BOO!!! this video sucks EGGS

  • @red142100 ur just a hater

  • shame on you 127 people that voted down at that number better not go up

  • Hahaha when I lived with my friend, we melted crayons over a candle and dripped the wax on ourselves XD

  • Girls........

    /watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

  • microwaving crayons sparked and killed my microwave ....

  • MICROWAVE A STRAWBERRY

  • Why isn't this a TV show yet? Come on, Discovery.

  • @ericthebandgeek

    If they have mythbusters, They can have this :D

  • hey Jory crayola stole your idea they maked a toy microwave that melts crayons into one color

  • love that jory says crayns instead of crayons

  • @brady7410 That's how I say it. In fact, it really bugs me when people pronounce it cray-ons instead of cray-ans.

  • Clean up a little guys xp

  • DAMN ADVERTISMENTS

  • its like a pen, a pen, a pen-crayon =]

  • 126 people roasted their nuts!

  • THIS NEEDS TO BE A TV SHOW!!!!!

  • Wow. The original is sooo much better, take it out of the box you idiots. Leave it on long enough and they will all turn into a puddle

  • Is It A Good Idea To Microwave A Skunk??

  • It's like a pen, it's like a pen, it's like a pen crayon... It's like paint now.........0_0

  • what happened to the 1st laboratory you guys fried stuff in? (like in episode 2, that laboratory)

  • @benposeno they were in a dorm room so they posed a risk of smoke or fire detecters going off

  • i thought baseball was americas pastime. haha whatevere

  • I left crayons out in the sun by accident and they melted.

  • No one cares about your fucking intros, we just wanna see shit blow the hell up.

  • poor crayons so young i dont think they want to have sex with each other and form a monster dont u agree?

  • Microwave the micerowave!!! :D

  • microwave your old camera

  • 125 people wasted time on the Gay-Pride parade because they DIDN'T microwave crayons dammit.

  • i like roasted nuts......

  • u always seem kinda sad

  • I use those same gloves at work for UPS. Hahaha

  • what about a frag? i like COD

  • hey jpizzle u can turn of ads 4 ur vids if u own them or u made them

  • This needs to be on Tosh.0

  • do u ever use your microwave 4 food?

  • wow jory sounds like he hates this.......then in the newer seasons hes so exited

  • @TheDanny08able He was acting in these episodes, and I think the later ones, too.

  • when i exadentley left crayons neer the blower on the computer it melted them lol

  • thAT is like the lame's video i ever seen so stupid so not funny

  • the main dude talks like hes mentally challenged

  • Its Cray-on not cran . . dumb ass

  • I left a crayon is Palm Desert, California outside and it melted ALL te way!

  • i wonder if these idiots microwave spoons..

  • u r ... how do you spell dumb! he he hooo ha good laugh . see what i did there?

  • you r dum

  • It'd be a gay idea, guys....youseewhatididthere?

  • Hahaha I once left some crayons in the car , but it was a really hot day... We went to the beach, and when we got back to the car, there was a big waxy colorful mess in the car :D

  • Okay, from baseball, to eggs, to hard-drives, to Ivory soap, and now crayons....does America switch its' pastimes whenever it feels like it?

  • Pen crayons? Prayons

  • in 5th grade we melted crayons and mixed them and let them dry together it was awesome!

  • you used to have a tan lol

  • you used to have a tan lol

  • hi im jory caron and this is, is it safe to smoke all this weed

  • you should microwave just popcorn seads out of the bag

  • @cupcakes1212 they are called cernals and they already did

  • @cupcakes1212 I did that and it broke my microwave for some reason.

  • hell ya microwave crayons make a friggin rainbow crayon, it can be called a raiyon

  • @clubpenguinwebshoww "Raiyon" is a god idea but it's too close to "Raison" XD

  • you seriously have changed so much

  • You melted my fucking crayola, you suck.

  • scripted much...

  • One time I accidently made one giant crayon when I left my pack of 96 crayons in the car. It made such a pretty color. haha

  • :OO

  • Wow. That's awesome! Lol teaches them how to write cursive. XD

  • I love how everything is an American past-time according to Jory, xD

  • I havea crayon maker soo i love watching them melt

  • "Then when you want to draw rainbows for gay pride parade and stuff" hahaha.

  • @HaileyVerge Dangit, I accidentally voted down!!!:((

  • this microwave has been through so many things this is why i love this microwave 

  • this is were crayola got there new crayn melting mixer toy thing

  • @kibilibob xD I had one of those.

  • @kibilibob Holy shit, I remember that non working piece of shit!!

  • i like putting crayon shavings in aluminum and boling water 2 melt them 2gether

  • microwave an ounce of weed. then smoke it.

    

  • this would be better if i had an ounce of weed.

  • @jackinthebox9000 You have been reported for talking about drugs.

  • HE MICROWAVED THE TITLE!!!

  • I love how you sounded so bored with your life, despite the fact you were basically exploding things in your microwave..

  • wow u look alot different back in 2007 haha

  • put them in longer and there melt ALOT

  • @zacharybaringer Now THATS a good idea.

    FILL THE FUCKING MICROWAVE UP WITH CRAYONS!:)

  • when i was about 5 my mom let me microwave crayons and i had a contaner to put them in and now i have a giant crayons

  • Jory has too much of a tan back then

  • Wow, the Microwave Show has advanced so much since then. Great Job Jon, Jory and Riley.

  • why do people say boring OK so what this was near the beginning its supposed to be boring at first :\

  • wow changed so much sence u guys started

  • my little cousins left thier crayons in the car in the summer then the next day the became a soild brown blob D:

  • haha only 240p

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­ORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­NGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

  • GODDAMN this video is from 2007 it looks like from 2001

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  • So boring, like most of the old episodes.

  • in the start of these episodes your so damn cheery lol

  • I though America's pasttime was baseball and sex?

  • No it is not I did that and they exploded ALL OVER THE MICRORWAVE took over an HOUR to clean up

  • I like how stupid this show is but how awesome it it at the same time.

  • NO not just no but HELL NO

  • @acenace24 cute lol =)

  • crayons have wax smarty

  • Ohh G...

  • umm..this was in my subscription box when it was released in 2007 o-o

  • i bought my GF a crayon melter, just put any left overs in it.....its a great present

  • i hate the old monotone intros, they should redo the old episodes with

    new jokes!!!

  • Why is he so creepy? While I like the videos it's always in the back of my mind that he might have microwaved a kitten at one point.

  • is everything america's pasttime? XD

  • @Animerulez92 yes

  • I SAID NO

  • Was this filmed in, like, the early nineties?

  • @TheSnuzzle haha.ur comment made my day.! :))

  • you take a twistable crayon and you light it on fire and it starts dripping off the end for a LONG time

  • he said "craans" lol!

  • if u want 1 crayon use a crayola crayon mixer

  • I had the crayan mixer colorer thingy... it sucked, I dont realy get it why you would want to mix colloers?!

  • @Kiaba158 So you could get some exotic version of purple from green and teal or something. Hell, when I first saw the ads, I wanted it so I could find a color our eyes didn't even recognize!! ...or, maybe I just wanted to make turds with it... hhhhhhhhhmmm Dunno.

  • my friend had a little crayon maker where you could mix colors when she was little...she told that she though she had invented the color "maroon"

  • you can melt crayons if you put them in a radiator

    i suppose the same thing happens in a microwave

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  • Turquoise Blue and Sky Blue were my favorite colours. Then again all Blue's were my favorite colours,lol

  • i remember in kindergarden, if u had a 64-pack of crayons with a built-in sharpener, you were the BOMB!

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  • @UnboxerKid101 omg! same thing with my school! now it is kinda the same! only the fact that nobody crys in 6th grade when you only have like a 24 pack

  • Poor crayons!

  • i used to do that when i was 5... haha

  • they've invented that already Jory

  • 114 ppl dont like pen crayons...

  • i microwaved crayons and made EPIC art also i call it retarted picaso