OMFG - Skyrim [Part 42] - Wizards! All of them!!!

[freezewindow1]

"i said A free meat pie, as in 'one'"

*Apple pie added*

[ShimyIa1]

do the sprint atack you just learned

[ShimyIa1]

is 'taters a reference to "Sling Blade" ?

[kanevivi]

jesse you have the horse i wish i still had.... darn ice troll killed it while i was fighting a dragon.

[thespoon33]

wait... meat pie = apple pie???

[bertkerstens]

lol that drawing XD

[PodCap24]

Jesse i have already started spamming

Thats a very batman thing to say,using it on picture of the true story guy

[pronetocrash91]

Best beginning ever. Nearly choked on my milk and cookies.

[OcubeOTG]

giveing away meat pie (apple pie added)

[gotnojokes2]

i used to be incapsilated by jesse's followers, then i took an npc warp to an arch

[TheSirjull891]

omg, best begining evar.

[rocksoff73]

The main quest is cool but to short ans easy...likes this way better

[rocksoff73]

Lol got a leak in my pants to

[MrMaxydoodle]

when jesse got his meat pie did anyone else notice in the top left it said apple pie added? since when are apples a meat

[Arigaku]

With your playstyle, heavy armor would be best cause you don't do a lot of sneaking, and there is a perk that makes heavy armor weightless when worn, but you know, kinda too late, and the game can be played however you want. <3

[JdezD]

It's worth the 4 perks for daedric weapons. Trust me.

[StudiosLazy]

you can hear me fapping in the background when jesse talks...

[LeechOfSukiness]

THE-SOUPS-ON!

TASTE-MY-FOOD!

LA-DEL-SMACK!

the chef is a fearsome dragonborn indeed...

[evilmindedsquirrel]

lol,... i am drinking some spiced wine right now!

[Mikedahunter777]

best start to a video eva

[TheEnglishQuail]

No lollygaggin'

[orangemoustash]

I like how he says "i'll do it on my own time" when playing a game.

[FrostytheShanker]

Free meat pie Apple pie added.

[GwainTheDestroyer]

The ONE fucking thing she doesn't sell at Radiant Raiment: Tavern Clothes.

[batmaniscool1000]

did anyone wish they would say "one of use one of use one of use"

[bulldogruler]

Jessie is Dennis Moore, robbing people of their lupines: watch?v=KbtVaTWs6II

[Fichael428]

"i think thats the wrong message" lol

[pachins9]

22:25 ahaha

[FullMetalSpartan19]

Jesse gained even more of my love as soon as he said he loves swords. What kind of weirdo does that make me?

[YurttheSilentChief1]

the headsman axe can be obtained by a quest too

[DerEwigeArie]

I killed the headsman, HE HAS THE MOST EPIC AXE! just sneak and kill in the dungeon

[MrBeatbop]

Jesse its skyrim not psycho

[mrmcwb]

anyone else notice that when he got that meat pie is was apple flavoured



[TheHomegg]

I almost died when I heard 'No lollygaggin' :

[Posionslayer]

One must be very talented to hear a butt clench

[Gamerkam]

Jesse you really need to get the archery ability that allows you to zoom in because you slow down time for precision shooting its freaking awsome

[Krakkxy]

DONT EXPLORE BY YOURSELF! RECORD EVERYTHING YOU EXPLORE!!! >:CC

[SantaPjs]

@SomeoneNamedChipy Well it was a stupid question.

[Horde1Blades]

hi,new here.you're fun and i am but surely gonna subscribe but i have a question... is jesse stormcloack or empire?

[Aa435tgump]

@Horde1Blades usure on that one he went with stormcloak dude in the beginning. but he has not visited ulfric yet

[iTrum89x]

so much nonsense! haha

[graereed]

If you do a favor for an NPC, they allow you to take certain things - otherwise it's stealing. You got the spiced wine lady's shipment delivered for her so now she's a sort of friend.

[MrMcflooble]

"what does the Dragonborn do when summoned by the greybeards?" Apparently ignore them! :P

meh that's fine by me, this stuff's more interesting than the main quest anyway.

[bobman131313]

Do the museum quest and u get a one hit kill dagger

[Yoda0099]

@bobman131313 correction you get a awesome dagger with a very low chance of one hit kill

[Xen521]

If you're only ok with stealing money, you are Bernie Madoff

[XpureXrangerX]

Oooh! ANOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNO­MNOM

[TheFreakshowCircus]

@XpureXrangerX I litteraly bursted out laughing at that point :')

[VsRawr]

theyre all wizards XDD

[copjing]

why cant youtube SAY wat the person you replyied to said? cos now i have to go and waste 8 hours of my time to find MrNothing90's comment... or could someone tell me?

[SenorJay]

@copjing Here's a tip; Control-F. Type his name. Suddenly, your browser jumps to his comment.

Internet 101. Do everyone a favor and remember this so we don't have to keep reading the same snarky "Ohhh BOY now I need to hunt down -asshat #25-'s comment" comment over and over.

[iMuzzaa]

@copjing Click see all comments, Ctrl and F, then type in MrNothing

[janenba352]

have you checked to see if you have the key to that abandoned shack?

[XeNIGHTWOLFeX]

Jesse be careful when you do Red Eagles sword quest. If you happen to read another of the same book you'll get the same quest again. I've made that mistake....

[Pwnager26]

@OMFGcata hey jesse, just saying since your nearly maxed out(i know this isnt newest vid) armor-wise you should just complete the main quest, because 1. some quests interfere and screw the main questline 2. you get some useful skills 3. there is a... neutral way to end the war if you want(its peaceful)

[Lepokingstick]

lol at the dragon flying around at 16:22

[AznGeek987]

AWSOMW i <3 this game and im a girl!!!!!! <3<3<3<3 skyrim forever!!

[Pwnager26]

@AznGeek987 Does it really matter if you are a girl? I being a guy, think all your doing is indulging sexism. Just saying.

[cornelious500]

@HaxiRoxas13

homophobe, u can marry guys too

[cornelious500]

@shadowzdota

the dark brotherhood don't look anything like that, he was talking about assassins in general.

[Noveblast]

thats a very batman thing to say

[ezodragon]

Ah, your voice is so...smoth? I could listen 5evar

[dragonsammy1]

when u become a bard what do you really do?

[ethnescript]

@ThaAzznKid well that was a very batman thing to say

[Serth22]

Dammit Jesse! We only allow you one butt-clenching moment per episode!

[erikinator]

And so starts the quest for MrNothing90's comment!

[BushWookieJoe]

I love how the free meat pie, was a apple pie!

[Ryyu09]

7:25 Shadow?

[XxTooMuchStylexX]

He gave you money not a quest

[XxTooMuchStylexX]

Stop exploreing houses

[TheSephiroth5]

Now we understand why Totalbiscut told americans cant be wizards, they'd go apeshit all over the sodding place.xD

[chidoriman20]

@FreakLPer and thats how i we want it

[Shadowzdota]

"I wanna dress up like a badass assassin" They are called the dark brotherhood, join them

[InsaneMagnus]

That was a very Batman thing to say!

[FreakLPer]

If you're gonna enter every single house in every city just to "explore", this playthrough will be over 500 videos long.

[socklessness44]

So Jesse your a fan of "swords" I hear

[xRevan116x]

Jesse, get rid of the dog.

[MrCABLUB]

Um he didn't give jesse a meat pie ...It was apple

[PrimarchBlade]

Holy shit that sound he made when everbody teleported was freakin awsome!

[Serth22]

To be honest, I don't care for Ulfric himself, but I just want to know that part of the storyline. Nobody, and I am not kidding here, NOBODY joins the Stormcloaks.

[XeNIGHTWOLFeX]

@Serth22 I did XD

[Serth22]

He's what? Race?

[WessRocks1]

I just love the picture at the beginning, the sad thing is, I'm pretty sure Jesse would follow the fox.

[SuperLester98]

Don't join ulfric, he's race

[TheDevilDogs54]

@optimoblunt shut the fuck up no one cares what you have to say and its his playthrough he dose care but he dose what he wants

[fireballburrito]

i made 2 million dollars in diamonds by putting coal in my ass and watching this video. especially the foxy-brown part.

[TheWatzitooya]

I have to say...

I don't actually give a shit about Skyrim's storyline (and I've heard it's not that great), I just like watching Jesse piss around...

[LGrant522]

I really want that cat guy (Dont remember his name) to just appear behind Jesse at random that would be so awesome!

[thedeveneleven]

if any of you guys dont have skyrim download demo

[LGrant522]

JOIN DARK BROTHERHOOD YOUD LOVE IT JESSE!!!!!!

[Jainima]

Imperial Guard: *poof* No lollygaggin'.

[samximus154]

(╯°O°）╯FUS RO DAH! ==== ┻━┻

[stephirose]

What i learned form this video:

Jesse loves sword >:P

Jesse likes sweets

and jesse likes to eat meat pie's HEH HEH HEH thats dirty >8D

[Vicioussama]

Hear that everyone? Jesse loves swords. HEH HEH HEH

[JagGswagg]

"burn the King!" i lol'd

[rath817]

27:30 space butterflys love to noclip :P

[rath817]

im about where jesse is in the game, still havent done red eagles sword...

[ThaAzznKid]

@MrNothing90 That's what makes Jesses play through so interesting

[TheXDrac]

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!

[zajo009]

jessi marry lizzy

[HaxeRoxas13]

@zajo009 Lizzy's a guy...

[MrNothing90]

Jesse, just saying other commentators are on episode 6 and they are farther then you in the main story line and you are on part 42 (face palm)

[therandmguyy]

@MrNothing90 same is to be said with Tobuscus too buddy.

[Odemine]

@MrNothing90 yeah, 'cause that matters, right? 'cause making a let's play of skyrim isn't about enjoying the game or anything, it's about racing other people who are also let's playing skyrim, right? -_-

[Fozzbael]

@MrNothing90 who cares about the storyline this a TES game

[Yoda0099]

@Fozzbael can't tell if trolling... or very very stupid...

[ExplodingAcorn]

@Yoda0099 I actually understand where Fozzbael is coming from. The story line doesn't have to be the only driving force in this game. Most of the fun of the whole Elder Scrolls series for me is the exploration and the eventual amazing mods that come out. Just because Fozzbael doesn't really care that much about the story line doesn't mean they're trolling or stupid. They just enjoy the game for different reasons. Heck my favorite game series Mount and Blade has almost no story line.

[Yoda0099]

@ExplodingAcorn true that.

My comment was me thinking that he thinks that the elder scrolls story is pointless.

The Elder Scrolls is rich in story in lore, but i completely agtee with the open world and exploration.

My comment was simply directed on him making the mistake that story doesn't matter to elder scrolls games.

BTW I like mount and blade as well.

Nice game where you're not a god among men and can die as easily as your troops if you aren't careful.

[thecalli121]

@MrNothing90 not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree are ya?

[bertkerstens]

@MrNothing90 god your like that guy in the college and i give you the same answer

as in skyrim NOT everything is a competition

, maybe he's not the best but he is the most funny guy on youtube and that's enough

[behovian]

stop asking him to do stuf he clearly said that he will do everything there is to do!!!

[HaxeRoxas13]

Now guys I'm sure Jesse DOES care, but think, if you were him, and have to play so many series for your adoring fans, not having much time to read through EVERY SINGLE COMMENT on FaceBook, YouTube, or Twitter, I'm sure many of you would leave out questions as well. Point I'm trying to make is that @OMFGcata is a amazing channel and we all love Jesse so whats the point of telling each other NOT to ask him to do things? That's just a really negative outlook on life.

[sakuz123]

FOOD RO SOUP

[vatiz93]

"How come this chicks totally cool with me stealing all her stuff? (...) oh oh, no. sh-sh.. Potion of regeneration, that is crossing the line" Lmao.

[mikisct]

Hey Jesse, fight a Dragon in a Chef's hat and yell out something like:" If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Kitchen" which is ironic considering hes the one breathing fire in your face

& after you kill him say something like " No 1 beats me in the Kitchen" if some 1 asks but you'r not in a Kitchen, reply by yelling " SKYRIM IS MY KITCHEN! "

[xebatansis]

I' m butt clenching so much, I get diamonds!

[Goldy1671]

Join the Dark Brotherhood

[optimoblunt]

@Goldy1671 its not like he cares to join the DBH ...if he cared then he would have joined them 20 videos ago...to jesse it dont matter what people want or how many times you ask him to....he just dont care

[optimoblunt]

@Goldy1671 if he cared then why dont he do what people ask him to do????

[maniacmanian]

Meat pie made of apples :(

[TheBlackHandtdb]

vitorria vici´s weeding will be very very good ...MWAHAHAHA

[Exadar]

Jesse, I blame you that now everytime I see a damn fox in my game i have the urge to stab it, set it on fire, freeze it, electrocute it, then reanimate it and do it all over again!

Great series so far anyway, just a sad thing that you will probably never get to the (imho) most fun/badass parts of the game if you don't want to kill/steal from innocent people... :(

[Nardellid]

you should do the companion quest soon

[optimoblunt]

@Nardellid dont count on him doing anything you ask him to do ....if he cared about what his fans want then he would do it ...dont get your hopes up for him carring about the companions quest ...it is a main quest and he always avoids main quest

[SABERGAMER100]

@optimoblunt he reads comments but doesn't reply cause doesn't have time to so he mite listen.

[optimoblunt]

@SABERGAMER100 so many people ask him do don things ...from what i see he does not care to do anything you ask hm to do ...yes he does read them but dont think he will ever consider doing what fans want him to do

[IEatWabbits]

"No lollygagging" JESSIE

[EJmitchell18]

Get on and getting it on are two different things you fool.

[Tloloc187]

Jesse pls bring back low res option. I listen to u on my phone at work and it cant handle these vids

[optimoblunt]

@TeamFlamingChaos if you have not noticed ...getting married is the hardest quest in the game is why jesse avoids it when in 42 videos he has been asked to get married every video

[buldamoosh]

For the love of god "STOP FOLLOWING FOXES!!!!" You are one poor ADD riddled man.

[optimoblunt]

@buldamoosh its not going to stop him because he does not care what you say...or any of us say

[binaryfunky]

@omfgcata <3

[Daiwiz]

"Well, that's a very batman thing to say" - Jesse

Well, that IS a very batman thing to say >.>

[lavaskeleton]

"free meat pie"

gives apple pie

[evoker101]

vittoria vici, I have a really good feeling about her wedding :P

[optimoblunt]

@evoker101 her wedding will be to die for...heheh

[thedogatemyhomework8]

@evoker101 I saw what happened there.

[runedark612]

so if jesse has a prob with stealing.. and he is gonna do everything.. how will he deal with the thieves guild quest ?

[optimoblunt]

@runedark612 simple......dont be a hero...lol

[Nzo1986]

All you need to make your day is a little Jesse

[ThirskFrostbane]

"So, do you actually do anything around here, or are you just a professional asshole?"

[EldafoMadrengo397]

i have meeko, lydia and two flame thralls...

Doorways are impossible

[HulkingUnicorn]

@EldafoMadrengo397 Isn't that the real reason you can Fus Roh Dah?

[EmooGirlxP]

@EldafoMadrengo397 rooooflll

[fresh8161]

I'm not sure why jesse complains about everything in everyone's is considered stealing. I mean do you really expect to walk into a random house and expect to be allowed to just take all their prized cabbages and flowers?

[CaIrOOMaLi]

.........WHAT?!?!?!?!?  :rage:

[mabgamer6407]

best Intro In 20 or so episodes rofl.

[TheSlathbog]

zipmeme[dot]com/meme/4446/ 

[thelightsaber100]

Do the perytite quest (best sheld or something)

[MrCABLUB]

MY ARSE OH GOD IT BURNS AHHHHH

[LakeofGlass]

@24:00 - It's so funny for me to see the guys version of the clothing. I play the game as a woman, so I see all the clothes with corsets & bodices. Even the female chef outfit looks rather form fitting.

[lulumursu]

What happened to the hour long videos? :(

[97weirdo]

@theblanktonee

so do i, good to know its not just me XP

[minizke]

IT IS OKAY, SHE HAS GONE BACK WITH TALOS

[daniel52951]

i wish his videos wer like 1 hour long

[LakeofGlass]

@daniel52951 You need to see his older videos . The guy has a lot of games to go through. Give him a break. :P

[LakeofGlass]

Am I the only one laughing my head off at his leek joke? Right after that he talks about her chest glistening. Right Jesse. Right....

[minizke]

Oh my god...navigating the one-handed perk tree is such a pain in the ass. I swear to god I unlocked the mace shit on accident while using primarily war axes.

[AGirlWhoseNameI4got]

Jesse makes a dirty joke...without meaning to. And he stares at a woman's chest...without perverted motivations. And all the while, December 21 looms nearer... >>

[LakeofGlass]

@AGirlWhoseNameI4got December 21? What about it? It's January 30th for this episode, lol. I'm just sitting here loling at those same things.

[epicness8524]

jessy is so stupid sometimes 

[NoataRikuSoraKairi89]

A PSYCHO REFERENCE!  Thank you, Jesse! We love you!

[Riaije]

SOUP. IS. ON. *dragon explodes into a shower of soup ingredients*

[vashfire]

MORE!!!!!!!

[petfawx]

28:06

That guy looks like Kratos

[jardarius]

Didnt like the look of the dragonscale armor at first, but with the glasses, yep, its a winner.

[suebluetwo]

I LOVE YOU SHLORGENBORG!

[SithManDan]

Jesse I'm not sure if you know this but you know that chick Aela, you can marry her!