My New Sawks Jersey

[sritger]

LOL...the Sux collapse is almost complete!

[carlhil2]

and, fuck the Patsies [who have not won shit in years], the corny assed Bruins, and the old assed Celtics, whom, 4 some strange reason, allowed Kevin Mckale to give his lover, Danny [if it was not 4 my life partner, would have been fired by now] Ainge a gift name Kevin Garnett, go Knicks, Yankees and JETS!

[carlhil2]

The Red Sox sux mad ass, and i am a Yankee fan living in the Bean, fuck Boston!

[UEhappydudey]

Wakefield 5.13 era this year. Do you think this guy still loves him?

[JWalls625]

I cant tell if this guy's for real or if he is just joking

[FLVideoProductions]

It's funny, because it's true!

[elrustito]

This video is still funny as fuck

[burglife]

If that's when I think it was, yes the Rays swept.

GO RAYS, Crawford is about that Hammy blowin age.

[trollerblades]

the way he says BAHSton the first time just fucking kills me

[ImperviousMason]

go rays

[xoflowerbird]

I still freakin' love this videooo.

[redsoxfan4ever2009]

I love this fucking video....

The SAWKS RULE BABY !

[ChrisD360]

@downtownjasonbrown no the barely won in 7 games

[redsoxfan3418]

just got a new sawks jersey. 2005 Opening Day V-Tek with the C-Dawg and the gold trim. fuckin love it.

[JeffersonRank88]

Hilarious.

"Ticket?"

"Not now chief I'm in the zone!"

I'm going to try that.

[sritger]

Better than the original!!!  LMFAO!!!

[kevkev44]

Hahaha love this

[Humpzilla21]

Greatest. Video. Ever

[Tater2650]

This Guy is such a Tool. This is why I hate Red Sox Fans.

[MRMetfan4life]

Not now chief I'm in the zone lmao

[SpadeHand]

freakin' yanks

[marc2124]

Who is this huy?! GO RED SOX!!! Love the video

[steeldragonflames]

He sounds like he's from ny or nj attempting to do a boston accent. He's not doing it right, pal.

[LegendVolume2]

no shit its a mock fuck head

[steeldragonflames]

No shit fuck head, but his mock sucks. You're a fucking idiot if you think this is decent mockery. Fuck you, you have no perception or real sense of humor.

[LegendVolume2]

no your wrong.

[steeldragonflames]

No, I'm not. You're not from Boston or New England or that matter, are you? It's not "your" it's "you're," as in you are. Come on man, that was a bad impression, you should know it.

[LegendVolume2]

lived in boston my whole life dude, and its a mock. your suppose to be over the top. i know a whole lotta sawks fans and there just like that. NYY

[rocketsauced]

Okay, you lived in Boston your whole life, I take that with a grain of sand. Almost everyone in Mass. is from Boston. I said his accent sucks, it's not even close. His mocking of Sox's fans is funny. The accent is shit. It will be a complete mockery if it turns out you're from Peabody or Lexington and claiming "I'm from Boston." Everyone in N. England knows what is and isn't Boston.

[SpastikMooss]

New Haircut = Hilarious.

New Sawks Jersey = Ehhh.

Accent is just okay (I'm from Central Mass, "Wistah" area, and I didn' t think it was that funny.

[xoflowerbird]

on the contrary, i'm from Tewksbury, and i have the most obnoxious Boston accent. and that accent isn't shit, the guy was just making a joke, you jerk.

[rocketsauced]

Who cares, ass goblin.

[xoflowerbird]

real nice. go suck it.

[omcorc]

HAHAHA! What a nut case.

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

FREAKIN YANKS!

YANKEES SUCK!

[VTHokie1001k]

Knuckleball

[redsoxfan3418]

FUCKIN RAYS

[sritger]

LMFAO!!!

GO RAYS!!!

[OrlandoMagicLuver]

hahaha! Its sooooo funny!

Go Rays!

[stupdworld]

lol rays in the world series

[prssheehan]

you must have had a long drive back to boston after that game

[AGP12345]

freakin funny man

[Zenstrummer]

Have fun in second place Sox.

[SteveFromBostonright]

i hate the sox, go yanks all the way. the red sox should be destroyed and the franchise should dissappear . just cause my last name is Fromboston doesnt mean i like the sox, and if anyone has a problem with that you can just write to me

[JerZkyd]

this has to be a joke, right? That was funny as heck. "freakin yanks" "knuckle balls". 5 stars

[ereese44]

sawks suck go rays

[airgrbo1]

Wicked Sweet!

[cuban814]

haha look who's in first go RAYS!!!

[whitey1235]

Dude, you live in Tampa. You're another Sox bandwagon guy. Total tool. Good thing you spent all that time on this to get swept twice. Maybe you'll learn your lesson some day.

[thechickwearingblue]

It's making fun of Sox fans. It's a parody of "My New Haircut", which makes fun of those guido d-bags in clubs. Watch the other one, and you'll get this one. Pretty funny.

[GPC25]

That was great! What's the song in the background?

[elrustito]

This must be the funniest vid on YouTube.

[barker1313]

this was cool besides the fact that he spoke the whole thing with a new york accent.

new york = sawks

boston = sahks

[VTHokie1001k]

touche salesman

[bosoxfan443]

dont get me stahted

[cjyoung28]

knuckleballs

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

Freakin Yanks can suck my wang, since the lost theirs. Call me when you're all in first. LETS GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gravesend83]

LOLMETS

[lifeguardsarah03]

lol...fricken yanks!

GO RED SOX!

[rarr2u]

haha knuckle balls!!

[RedSoxGrl]

The accent needs a lot of help, but this is pretty damn funny. And yes, I'm a die hard Sox fan.

[booberelmo]

i think the rays have won more games this year then they have in the past 10 years! congrats! go sox

[mastae13]

nice vid. Thats some funny ass shit and this comin from a sox fan. My new haircut was pretty much sums up the douchery in New York while this sums up the douch bags kids who think their red sox fans cause its "cool"

[booshey24]

haha wickkked awesome dude. used to work at fenway, you got it down pretty accurate for most of us. the "r" as "ah" u did aright, but the rest needs some work.

[boSOX1085]

okay the accent is half Rhode Island half Boston, people from Boston don't say sawks. I will say you got the retahded and stahted...overall I would say stick to the "my new hair cut" video guido...OH YEAH, LASTLY WHAT PLACE ARE THE RED SOX IN???!!!

[bosox2587]

Aside from the god-awful guido'd Boston accent, very well done!

[melm8]

Frickin' hilarious!

[hens13]

Go Yankees and Jets!

[chichek13]

first of all real men dont wear other mens jerseys

[Chicago10281]

@chichek13 Says who? This guy is representing the Red Sox(or as he says "Red Sawks" or "Sawks")by supporting his team! Same with me and the Chicago Cubs(even though I don't play for them)and I'm going to the game today!

[EastIrish]

Then you don't know many Sox fans. I'm from Mass. and like the Sox but there are soooo many fans like this. Great video!

[TheRuns]

I haven't met a single Sox fan who's anything like what this guy is trying to parodize. I've certainly met many a Yankee fan who is.

[josnyc2000]

fuck the sox!!!!!!

[yosupdawg20]

KNUCKLEBALLS

[karoooso]

i live in boston im a huge sox fan and i have to say this was great. gave me a laugh.

[SawxBlog]

Who cares what fan this guy is, this is freaking hilarious. If you can't laugh at yourself then it's a sad world.

Knucklesballs!

[irishiiz65]

GO YANKS!!!!!!!!!!

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

irishiiz65 is a fag.

Yankees suck penis!

Freakin Yanks!Freakin Yanks!Freakin Yanks!Freakin Yanks!

[GrassrootsMU]

Best "my new haircut" parody yet.

[kskop]

OMG - I just watched "My New Haircut" - WOW - you've done a phenom job on this parody - it rocks way more than the original! I LOVE IT! (and you!)

p.s. I got your eyeblack....

[Odiggs25]

Hilarious! Even as a "Sawks" fan I love it!

[bosoxfan443]

beej prob thinks hes serious

[BabsonLacrosse]

"only red sox fans are stupid enough 2 think this is a real fan and not a mock of one haha go yanks"

thats funny, it seems the morons thinking that is a real red sox fan are yankees and rays fans. Guess your the stupid ones.

[djaymax1]

I agree only reTARDed sox fans would really think he is a fan. GO RAYS

[gm4177]

LOL..........all you haters crack me up. Just wait till the Patriots win the superbowl this year. SUCKAS!!!!

[alilou42]

Wow that was fucking awesome...I loved it. Plus you're wicked hot :), and nothing is hotter than a Sox fan, anyway.

[ejflex]

Of course he's a f*cking idiot. He's a faux worn-in hat, plaid shirt wearing,band wagoning unhumble whining hypocritical Sox fan. All you MF'ers are reTADed.

I hope to god you guys pick up bonds(like it's rumored) so you fools can continue to claim you haven't turned into exactly what you cried about the Yanks being for the last decade. You MF'n hypocrites. SOX SUCK. SOX FANS SUCK MORE. And yes our championships pre 1996 DO count. You cant change history to suit your arguments. F*ckers.

[mdubbs11]

can the red sox ever think of something original? sweet caroline? the river dance? now the new haircut video? get some originality for once! you're all pathetic, and no, i'm not a yankees fan. you fans are just obnoxious...and probably never were successful in your own sports world, so you have to live through your boston teams...funny how all these die-hard boston fans came out of the woodwork in the last 4-5 years.

[BabsonLacrosse]

Are you a f*cking idiot???

Let me repeat....

Are you a f*cking idiot??

THis video is clearly made my someone who is NOT a Red Sox fan with the intention of mocking Red Sox fans. Are you too f*cking dense to see that? You honestly think a real Red Sox fan made that? Your an idiot.

[lilnba22]

nysuperbowl dick suckers the yankees will over come the redsox and rays rays will collapse eventually....

mets suck

[vwranger02]

Did the sox relocate to Jersey?  Worst accent ever. Its sawx not sorx

[camoger11]

Okay, the knuckleballs part was funny, but what was he saying the whole time? "Suookes"? Worst attempt at a Boston accent since Martin Sheen in The Departed.

[gosox88]

Hey Wood,

You got punked in Dorchester one day, I guarantee

[yankeeaholic]

That was the lamest thing I've ever seen. Even Sox fans should be ashamed of that stupid video. You're an idiot and you have insulted all Red Sox fans. GO YANKEES!

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

Yankees suck penis you fag

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

Yeah Yankeeaholic i'm talkin to you. I can't wait to see your sorry a*s out of the freakin postseason

[dano1965]

Nice job, this guy cracks me up!

[woodlawn77]

boston = the biggest yuppie college fag town in america... and the red sox suck

[vsopolde]

Oh yeah I forgot, all yankees fans are from south bronx. Go back to greenwich village you fucking pussy.

[woodlawn77]

this was fucking stupid.. boston sucks.... youl always be the Yankees bitches

[jpap013]

haha this was awesome. GO SOX!

[toxiccrayolas]

'Don get me staded' XD

[Indridcold1134]

I'll admit it - that was really funny. I know that's the stereotype we've gotten, but there really aren't too many that act/talk like that.

Look at these bandwagon "fans"! When you're done blasting this comment, make sure you get all the tags off your new Rays merchandise, faggots.

To those who actually followed the team previous to last month, congrats on your success - it's about time. Take it in stride and try not to shoot your mouths off because you can never predict baseball.

[noro45]

Well actually you should probably not be surprised, I mean Boston is the prime example of bandwagon jumpers. Look at the Pats, Celts, and especially the Sox. And I am a big Boston fan, but you have to admit it.

[FrankTheTank3388]

Thank you for saying that, I agree 100%. I refuse to be one of those bandwagon fans, when the Celtics made it to the championships I couldn't care because I refused to be a bandwagon fan. I'm just waiting for the Bruins to finally get back in there, they're the one team I'm truly a fan of and I know I'm going to hate all the bandwagon fans who haven't seen a single moment of misery that were the past few seasons like I did, granted this season wasn't too bad.

[DrHighScore]

thanks for summing up all the red sox fans out there

[novelloc22]

SWEEP! Go Yanks!

[zac199gator]

HAHAHA...Best video EEVVVVAAAA! I hope Fenway PaHK burns the ground! Go Rays!

[hens13]

Go Yankees!

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

Too bad you're in third place fag. I may not be a sox fan, but they win unlike your ass

[CaptainJeter2]

lmao this is great

[bendercj]

The material's not bad, but the accent is terrible, also Sox fans don't spend that much time on their hair.

[dmcguir1]

haha dese sox fans r soooooo stupid.  rays r da best team all time. go tampaaaaaa bayyyyyyy

[Bucfan783]

So when you can't attack my team you go out on my fans?? Haha, you Sox fans are hilarious. The Rays have sold out quite a few games this year, and the attendance will come...but i really dont care about that.

Im not rooting for fans, hell, im a fan. Thats all i need...im rooting for these players...and these players are kickin your red asses.

[owdev12]

Only cling to attendance records? Seriously? You just evened the season sweep count. I think there may be a couple recent successful seasons we can cling to as well. It is interesting to see a baby fan base grow I must admit. Next thing you know these "lifelong" baseball fans will get upset that not all of the Rays are in the All-Star game.

[caseyapeterson]

I love Red Sox fans who can only cling to attendance numbers. The fact of the matter is that the dismal attendance generated by ten years of terrible play won't be reversed overnight.

In addition, attendance is up 20% from last year.

Also, Red Sox fans are the worst fans in baseball. Classless pink hats, the whole lot of them.

Go Rays.

[owdev12]

Go Rays and Go Bandwagon...maybe next year attendance will be up another 20% filled with the thousands of people who couldn't afford to make it out for the past 10 years.

By the way, check your merchandise the TB comes in pink as well...

[vhschola]

What a fagala. Fkin Rays fans...pathetic

[Knicks55555]

my favorite part is when he is jumping up and down outside the stadium and those other sox fans respond to him thinking he is serious

[stag8603]

BANDWAGON FANS SUCK!!!!!

[Alkeoholic77]

Best record in baseball and still can't sell out their stadium unless there is a prominent out of town team like the Sox and Yankees.

[arequipa1]

give it time

[Bucfan783]

lol, if i check the standings i do believe the Rays have the best record in baseball. Why don't you Sox fans just accept that? Guess it's just too hard for your egos that the Rays have a 5 game lead on your sox.

Does it suck to be a Bucs fan? Nah, my team made the playoffs. Congrats to the Giants, we'll get you guys next year.

Honestly i dont even care about football right now...GO RAYS

[keefe54]

Yes congrats you are in 1st place at the HALFWAY point of the season. But like I said the Rays players are proving themselves but the Rays fans are still pathetic. Sell out a homegame before you run your mouth

[NYSuperBowlChamps07]

Thank you BucFan I appreciate your thanks for NFL postseason ownage.

I like the Rays because the Yankees are the worst crap in this whole world.

Lets Go Mets

[grunt2006]

This dumbass needs to work on his fake Boston accent... sounds like he's in desperate need to take a dump. Mildly amusing though... who would have thought a Rays fan would have been so clever... I'm equally amazed that A) the Rays have fans and B) they can find the ballpark now that they are winning

[UndoneFilms]

yeah they get swept by the worse team...and then win the world series you douche

[Cgruz51]

and my cousin Joe hangs out with these people???? Kinda weird...Kinda funny...Oh, hi from Oregon.

SAWKS SUCK!!!!! Even the Mariners could beat the Sox...ever noticed how the team with the worst record in baseball has swept the Red Sox pretty much every time this year??? didn't think about that now did ya?

[keefe54]

What have the rays done? Oh right nothing. Congrats you're in first place during the regular season. You still can't sell out home gams

[Bucfan783]

haha, somebody bitter? Go home and cry to your mom dude, the Rays are the best team in baseball whether you like it or not.

[lilrumma10]

youre an idiot its a parody of my new haircut he is jokin around, sucks to be a bucs fan since my giants owned on the way to the super bowl

[JD6985]

I would have loved to see that game played with Cato June and Tanard Jackson (got hurt in the 1st half). I still can't believe the Bucs lost after dominating early. That game was a joke.

Oh yea, awesome video...(KNUCKLEBALLS HAHAHAHA)

[arequipa1]

SAWX FAN! JAEGER BOMB

[superpoon97]

Swept x2.

Wicked awesome.

New hair cut.

[battsj2]

awsome vid

GO RAYS ALs THE WAY

[gorillaz87]

haha as a die-hard Sox fan, I gotta admit this is very well-done, although the Boston accent needs a bit of work

[mwk89]

awesome "wicked awesome"

[freestylenut]

"If one re-tah-ded Rays fans says ANYTHING about the Sawx, I'm starting a fight!"

Rays fans says "Sawx sucks", does nothing...HILARIOUS!!!

[Crossmainst22]

hahahaha thats funny as fuck, I was at the Wakefield game fuck that knuckle ball thats all he throws all it does is make for a boring low scoring game and in the end he still gets the L lol.

[roverboy666]

The Sox are friggin Re-TAH-DED. Rays Rule...great vid!

[mikeywong]

A bit lacking on the "AH" annunciation... but I will dub it wicked sweet. :)

[gingdd]

FRIGGIN YANKS!

[orlandorays]

I hope he didn't pay money for that jersey

[stupdworld]

sox got swept lol

[Prestonshepherd87]

Ahahahaha

[tampabay721]

Wicked awesome! This has all the makings of a huge internet meme.

Is that Sweet Caroline background song available on mp3 by any chance?

KNUCKLEBALLS!

[tampabay721]

Oh, now I know what this is supposed to be like.

But I still think this one is better. Accurate too!

[toxiccrayolas]

Rofl this is whicked sick

[kskop]

...you and your boys...bring em on....RAYS ROCK!

[phaselight]

Whoever that guy is, he must be gay. 3 dollar bill like.