The TOUR DE HANK!!!

[housebrawl]

Montreal, QC

...

Just a thought.

[yknowthatgirl]

Halifax? Anywhere in Atlantic Canada? BC is ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY, HANK!

Jeez.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

I haz an HTC Evo.

Yay Droid. xD

[raraavista]

please please find a way! I'm sure the Canadian nerdfighters will help raise money to pay all the taxes for you coming over the border! I know I'll help!!! And tell John to come with you :D

[awkwardfour]

Ah! The Helen Hunt song, Canada edition! 

[awkwardfour]

The first All Preorders Will Be Signed phenomenon! :D

[EvilCookieMonster144]

PLEASE COME TO VANCOUVER. PLEASE.

[Nerdfighterian]

@EvilCookieMonster144

Wish granted.

[EvilCookieMonster144]

@Nerdfighterian Now if only it wasn't sold out. :/

[ReKrisB]

Poor Canada :(

[AlyssaMarie508]

Canada loves you too Hank.

[FredIsMyName22]

ONTARIO AND QUÉBEC!!!!

[maluse227]

how the hell are we scary well give u a freaking beaver right after you cross the border

[MapiesMaster]

I'm willing to bet a lot of people hit Hank with the CD.

[ReKrisB]

@MapiesMaster I love that he said that X3

[maankindj]

you even ship to Buthan? wow

[xxWatchTheSkiesxx]

Hank....come to your old high school........please......Flor­ida loves you!!!

[greengirllover]

This vid is co much quieter than the others!!! I can hardly hear it

[staresatu]

Canada forgives you Hank.

[violasbeamazing]

Only west coast!!!! Hank (and John) you guys should do a tour on the east coast, specifically Florida, even more specifically somewhere in the bay area.

Much appreciated.

-The East Coast Floridian Nerdfighters

DFTBA

[actsnubs11]

Thanks for the Canada song. I really enjoyed it. It made me feel good.

[ElphabaTheDelerious]

@Pipatha That is like...epic awesomeness that my mind just cannot even comprehend at this point in time.

[lalkidar]

Canada

[WhyHelloShelby]

Toronto on the next tour would be amazing! Ah! I wish Hank would come to Canada. Though the apology song is eppiicccc. :D

[Nikki1862]

Yes! Canada loves you!! Please come to Toronto on your next tour!!

[FlightOfTheDawn]

I just realized that the album was released on my birthday o.O

[staresatu]

@FlightOfTheDawn Yay for you!

[CanadianSliwka]

Canada loves you too! Come to Toronto!!!

[SociologyGirl]

I think you should discuss what you did with your old phone. Did you recycle it? If so can you share with us were we can recycle all our old phones. It is for the planet!

[MeTheOneth]

That song at the end... it was Helen Hunt. I win.

[regularguy5mb]

I really wish that some touring would end up somewhere near Wilmington, NC. The closest was John stopping at a bookstore in Asheville once, and that's about a 6 hour drive for me, so no go.

[Bananagirl6495]

That's my brother's phone! (the old one i mean)

[TitaniumShovel]

yikes! missed that :]

[mealove27]

If you do decide to come to Canada Toronto is way awesomer thn Vancover IMHO.

Toronto ftw ='D

[sprink05]

ugh! this is what i get for not keeping up with my youtube subscriptions... you were in LA and I had NO IDEA!!!!!

come back soon?

[kirbymoe]

it's ok hank, I don't hate you for not coming to Canada. Maybe one day I will drive somewhere south of the border to finally get to go to a nerdfighter gathering.

[mttatennis]

COME TO ST. LOUIS

[OkamiYasha369]

I can't believe I missed the Tour de Hank. Especially since I live in CA.

You should both go on more tours. :)

[33sdawg66]

Because of that little song I forgive you for not coming to Canada.

[struttedstuff]

GOOD NEWS!

there are no overweight Nerdfighters XD

only small and medium

[MuppetsFromMars]

i love hank!!

[melodykat0]

Living in ENGLAND sucks...also being under 18 sucks... both mean i couldny go see hank on tour :(

[MadFad5]

Winnipeg also loves you, but if you do come I would advise not coming between November - April as it is freezing here during those months :)

[piggiesrule123]

your hair looks funny, like a diff color or sumthin.

[KaylaTracyG]

Wrong side of the country Hank! What about east coast nerdfighters? :[ I'm excited and happy about the tour and for all who get to go. But never forget that Massachusetts loves you too!

[SweetAwesomeGirl]

So that means I don't get to experience the TOUR DE HANK up here in OTTAWA, CANADA?

Boo.

Come on Hank you have to come to Ottawa, at least for the beaver tails..

Did I pick your curiosity yet enough to make the trip?

lol

[mcrxloverx92]

Sooooo, I definitely think that you should come closer to Tennessee sometime soon (like, the next couple of months?? :D). For my birthday? Please?

[MustEatMuffins]

yay I got my CD and signed pick today!! :)

[wooodstockDK]

where are the tour dates/locations?

[applebritta]

But new moon is coming out the day you come to Portland. NOOOO. Haha really I don't care, you're more important if I can find a way to get there.

[Redstomp]

Man, I am so excited that I got the album (AND the signed guitar pick) today (which is the release date, I believe?) despite me being way overhere in Denmark, Europe.

AWESOME!

[Lili7evans]

Vancouver next time, Hank?

Pretty please?

But, anyway, have fun!

[TangerineVampire]

I totally missed you in San Francisco. So disappointed. :(

COME BACK SOON, HANK!

[theyaremakingme]

It's been said, but we up in the Great White North forgive you.

[perogieluver]

Thanks, Hank.

Canada forgives you.

As long as you try really hard next time.

[d0bbyr0cksmys0cks]

We love you too Hank.

Hopefully next time.

[ae2alyssa]

Hahaha. Yay helen hunt/canada.

[MooglePi]

1:13 I watched it over and over SO FUNNY!

[Schmauztown]

if you came to Vancouver id die happy. im not dieing or anything, but if i did suddenly- id be happy. :( as opposed to now, because im sad. seattle: soooo close and yet so far.

[Lili7evans]

I totally agree.

[schizaphrenic]

hank should do a full version of that song lol.

[no1callsmegriff]

he needs to come here again

[riguryu]

You look about fifteen in this video. I'm not even kidding.

[nc90000]

i wish you could come to New Hampshire... preferably Concord

[MissionObsessable23]

Hmmmm... Will these be the only places you go for the tour? If so I might need to make some flights...

[SaukaKumagae]

Hank, why this Saturday?

There is an AcaDeca Scrimmage, Tennis CIF, a huge band competition!

I'll make it to Glendale somehow...

[dontwaitupforme]

we accept your apology, but please do come to vancouver, i will totally come see you then.

[foreveronstage]

No Texas ones??? :(

[lynzeeeeee]

aww. the song to us Canadians was great. Thank you! Do try to come here! Ontario would be nice. Maybe Toronto?

[bakerybabe29]

I WANT A DRIOD BUT IT WOULD COST TOO MUCH MONEY FOR ME TO GET ONE!!!!

(I would have to cancel my plan, then get another one(I have verizon but still) and then I would have to buy the phone.)

[GinnyTheEmoKid]

COME TO NEW JERSEY

pretty please? =]

[supergirl0221]

CANADAAAAA WANTS YOUUUU

(Ontario specifically)

[pipsipirate]

hahahahaha i love the canada song :D we accept your apology!

will try for seattle....

[thevampirevictoria]

COME TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i might be the only person to see the show but it would still be amazing

[lovestopanic]

my phone is 9 years old, and still functioning fantastically.

i win!!

[smileyfacex0]

NOOO!

I live in Vancouver... :(

I would have gone and dragged all of my friends with me!

[funkduder]

talk about bad luck: friday 13th; only show in northern Ca; I can't go to it... sorry hank

[ArchoniusXXVII]

Hank... you need to boost the audio on your videos.

[blackpanthergirl863]

Ahhhh I wanna know when the Seattle one is! its only... 6-8 hour drive from me, and i have my enhanced licence and everything so I don't need a dumb passport... in the snow... great... maybe... maybe in the summer... I'm glad you wrote a song about Canada <3 we love you too

[ineedtofeedmymonkey]

so, that last bit totally killed my ears with its crazy loudness.

also, yay, new tour! :D hope it goes well, hank-eroo!

[peaceloveandband]

NOOOO!!! the only time you are close to me I have a marching band competition!!!

[SaukaKumagae]

Is it in Oxnard?

[shfargleyargle]

hey whats with all this west coastness?! hmm?? what about kansas city??

center of the country?? yeah!

...

[XSorchaXLoupvoixX]

='( Come to Canada next time Hank! We love you here too!!!!

[MirrorMarie]

you know you're a nerdfighter when:

you catch yourself talking to yourself in hank's voice, and laugh about it.

[AnnieBananieBlondie]

OMGOODNESS!!!! my best friend had the EXACT same phone that you used to had! (yes, that one is a brick and indestructable!) haha.

[ChateauOfADoubt]

Oh man, when my phone died I was so sad. It was 7 years old. I absolutely received lots of "Hey Emily, the 80s called, they want their phone back" jokes. I now have a crappy new version of my old phone. Still waiting for AT&T to purchase Sprint.

[broadwaychic215]

Oh my Yaweh, Hank, your song about Canada just made my day.

[greatone97]

I just got an intense. I wanted the droid so bad but it costs so much moneey.

[JennieRaeUrban]

We only use axes to cut down trees, so you don't have to worry about it. We're really actually very nice people!

[bashfulSmarties]

Next time Indeeeeed

[DeceivingSecrets]

A CANNOT WAIT FOR THE PICK.

[AccordingToJenny]

OMG I got the Droid too! It's amazing!

[fifisarasin2]

CANADA LOVES YOU TOO

[maribell99]

I am very disappointed you're going to play in Seattle instead of Olympia. I was really hoping to see ya perform. Oh well.

[timidgothica]

if you guys are small, just order the larger bundles and sew em smaller yourself.

[Keira13]

GAHHH

you should come to Toronto,

or at least New York?

[ProNerdFighter]

AGREED

WE FORGIVE YOU HANK

[Archie4]

Ha. I had that same phone. Dropped it down a flight of stairs.

[Zerie]

Let me know when you're coming to Florida ;D

[Marsinatoralpha]

lol CANADA u should go sometime though!!!

[siamesedrummer]

i might move to portland, like, next year. so you should go back then. in the meantime you should go to Wisconsin.

[artemisfair]

wait. I just heard you say LA and it's not on that list....

[saeruhluvsginny]

Hank looks tired...

[emmy572]

Whoop for your new phone but talk 'bout Chart Jackers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[summerdaze121]

My sister's flipping out because you're coming and she lives pretty close to Portland. :D I wish I could go!

[TheLife0fBen]

talk about chartjackers!!!!!!!

Go on itunes and buy the chartjackers song, and watch it on youtube!!!

[ShakSparrow]

y do i have to live in australia, gosh i wish i lived in the US or UK...everything good happens there :_(

[Malanaks]

never say that!

This is the best country.

[OrsoIclaim]

CANADA IS DEVESTATED!

ALL OF IT!

[Nic33rd]

I appreciate the ending song.

[thatlionlookshungry]

GO ALAN!!!!!!!!

[leradoms]

Canada loves you too.

[thecallofduty1994]

the volume is not nearly loud enough

[fatman10666]

damn i wonder if you could make a video (not including stopping and starting) without moving your hands

[Lfan28]

HANK PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZ COME TO LOGANSPORT INDIANA ! or even indionapolis to see john just plz some were close i want to see you so badly!!!!!!plz!

[peggymuckcat12]

im in south engaland and i realy want to meat you but im only 13 so cant travel to meat you :(

[tattoo9]

Do you know when you'll be visiting the east coast again hank? Specificly Michigan.....

[plutoishot88]

COME TO CANADA!!!!!! We want a Nerd gathering!!! Toronto would be so great!!! please!

[RaraAvis23]

But...you could take the ferry from Seattle to Victoria BC! Or to Vancouver...it would be so lovely! Canada wants you to visit Hank!

[albinoblackduck]

I love that your song is set to the tune of "Helen Hunt"

Also. The East Coast would like to see the Vlog Brothers, specifically Hank doing a Musical Tour!

::pokes kindly::

[NNosimajj]

A shame you couldn't visit with us Canadians... perhaps next time hank!

[trippywalnut]

You should lick all the CDs people buy on your tour. lol :P

[tadshackles]

Im going to try to make it to San Fran this Friday but that is a 6 hour drive from here. Maybe I can get someone to go with me...

[ladylake2004]

can you come to the uk that would be fab

[lsplord]

Please please please come to Manchester (United Kingdom). It would make me wee.

[Hanabikun]

Come to the East coast!

[DFTBA23]

I'm dissaponted that you're not coming to Canada (Toronto) . I was hoping you would include it. The song made me feel better about it.

[NiNjAxLeMoNs]

Edmonton Alberta Canada. If ever you can it would be awesome.

[thinkthegirlsgonemad]

grrr...like i needed any more reasons to wanna live in seattle

[tadshackles]

I grew up there and it is the most depressing place on the planet. Unless you are a poet or some other kind of starving artist type I strongly suggest somewhere that does not resemble a wet, mildew covered San Fransisco without the incredible food and culture.

[Unpromulgated]

One day you should come to Australia because we love you too <3

[NeexFox]

Hank we love you too, and its ok. :c

*waves Canada Flag*

[BelieveSteed]

Ummm, where's the East Coast love?

Other than that, I can not freakin' wait for my CD to come.

[Toobis]

I am super disappointed that you won't be coming to Vancouver. Maybe I'll be able to make it to seattle.

[MCRmy0611]

LMFAO seriously .. COME TO CANADAAA!!! .. toronto specifically hahahhahah

but i appreciated the ending song hahahahha

[Tatamina]

Texas is left out, too :( :( :(

[GirlyJames]

Indeed! DX

[kdreeve]

I'm sure plenty of people in Madison Wi would love to see you live!

[sethmo38]

I like my Droid. I like my Android 2.0 more :)

[LaurelRavenclaw]

I'm excited to hear your Droid review. I got one too, as my old phone was 4 yrs old and becoming pointless. Have a great tour - wish I were West Coast...

[tinfoilprobulator]

I'm very dissapointed... but it's nice to know that you love us...

[KieferMicallef]

haha nice song at the end.

[bznmtn]

I would never hit you with a CD, even though your not coming to canada. I won't stay angry at you, if you come to canada the next time you tour. come to Toronto please.

[PinkDumbledore]

@KavithaisPadfoot ME TOO. (ps hank replied to my comment. squee. any way we can work out me somehow getting an autograph on my like cd jacket thing and then you getting one on the plastic case and then my preordering- went- wrong wont screw too much up?)

[Glickisrad]

That's so weird I just got my new phone today.

[lacomidaboy]

I just preordered my copy of "this machine pwns noobs"!!!! I'm SO freakin excited!!!!!

[am0resperr0s]

Canadian Nerdfighters (notably me..) are disappointed. v__v

[bubbles7pjc]

dude, we should just go to seattle :)

[sarvigirl]

I hope Wheezy Waiter approved your use of "tour de." Otherwise I will be very sad. :(

[Schwepps25]

Chicago?

[guardie6]

your sound is really weird lately, hank. Why?

[DGreenAndColour]

DUDE PLEASE VANCOUVER PLEASE!

Like seriously, thanks for the Canada song and everything, but us Canadians aren't really all that bad, I don't think. I mean, a little modified socialism never hurt anybody right? And constitutional monarchies are totally modern, right?

Just come to Vancouver please sometime in your lifetime.

[nathpollen]

THANK YOU SO MUCH for the song dedicated to us Canadians. It almost made up for the fact that I might not be able to get to Seattle.

[Gleenick]

come on east of the mississippi!!!

[xmikywayx]

YES YES YES MISSISSIPPI.

xD

[jowil93]

Maybe Houston maybe.

[karenlikesyou]

ahh what the heck more than half your tour takes place in california...:(

[vlogbrothers]

more than half of the population of the west coast is...that's right...in california!

[HogwartsTimeLord]

ur not coming to enough places :(

[jennaashoocckk]

Come to Charlotte. ):

[Kaylee1038]

Ah Phoenix!

[snaliger]

Ok, the ending. What was that about? Are we doing videos inside videos inside videos because that would be so cool.

[animalcrossing123454]

can you plz plz plz come to jamestown ny me and my nerdy friends would love it!!!!!plz plz plz my sister would love it 2 plz come plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

[snaliger]

Wow. That's all on the other side of the country.

[jadenjak]

lol what bout england? ^^ why cant we have a song! XP

[toxictemper]

Ok I doubt you will read this but its worth a try! Your videos inspired me to get to know people on a deeper level and I didn't think that I could do that just hanging out in Detroit anymore so I got on a plane. No I am living in Peru spreading the awesomeness and I think that it would be amazing if you could come and do the same. The Ann arbor gathering was totally jokes....but I think a Peru gathering would be epic!

[kingdomkey1121]

Come to Colorado!!!!!!!!!!!

[BobThePeanutFairyMan]

AAAAAH GO TO TEXAS! TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS!!!!! primarily in the dallas ish region because i need you to come here and make this place pwn like ur guitar. umm.... so... yeah. is there like an application i have to fill out? umm... let me know about that...

[ellymae444]

On behalf of Canda I forgive you for not coming here.

[stalledx]

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. Do it. =)

[EndothermicOrganism]

srsly DO IT.

[beanator411]

That would be freaking AWESOME!

[notreallyasuperhero]

I'm going to throw my hat in the ring of pleas for those of us in the middle of the US. I realize we're flyover states, but these flyover states are made of awesome! Honestly, I live in a place that people don't even usually fly over given the most commonly flown routes in this country, but we'd love to see you anyway. Perhaps on Tour de Hank... part deux?

[hlblade57]

my phone has a guitar but i only wish my guitar had a phone =-(

[Laika0829]

BOOOOOOO!!!! Seattle doesn't help anyone on in central to eastern Canada at all.

Can't you just go without fear of "the man" and just say you're on vacation or something? The olny thing that might give you away is merchandise, but you could ship that ahead of time or something. But back to the origional point I was making...

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Thoroughbred17]

Omg! Canada got the Helen Hunt melody!!

[fatsoblitz]

come to ireland please screw canada and salt lake city

[midnightbreeze2]

What??? it's so not complicated to go through customs hank!!!!

Don't be a wuss. Buy bear repellant and get on my side of the border dang it!!!!!

[OddlesOfNoddles1375]

GO TO THE MIDWEST!!!! Like an area around Minnesota would be good. We in the midwest would be happy. :)

[shaqthatwontbitebac]

awehh u love canada:)