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Guys guys Harry Potter and Twilight are two ENTIRELY different things! One is a piece of shit, and one is a movie!

Wait... wait.... Bella has way to many facial expressions, you need to fix that... Seriously....

This was pretty funny. I mean VENASAUR!

I dont know what this is. Didn't even bother to watch it. I just wanted to say it's absolutely better than Twilight lol.

Spwathy 2 weeks ago

@SonicSnail95 I would so watch that movie

TheCutelilkitty 1 month ago

Cedrick Dickory gets his rocks off to underage girls, you heard it here first folks.

SonicSnail95 1 month ago

i like twilight very much, but i realy laught out lout whenn edward hit by this green thing xD

madamschie 1 month ago

AH AM A MONSTAH! *wink*

Makes me laugh every time.

SatAMJunkie 1 month ago

man that sound he made when he dies was just perfect

RandomSketchyArtist 1 month ago

dang well i wish ppl will tell who the owner of this vid is and its not u

wolf69702 1 month ago

This animation is bullshit. I mean Bella...with facial expression other than this pokerface -.-

Westmensch3 1 month ago 2

@Westmensch3

I don't see any difference between that and how she looks in the movie.

LadyMurderMaid 1 month ago

ahahaha vampiers cant get a boner's thumbs up if u agree :D

Justin3Tears 1 month ago 3

@Justin3Tears I just had a great idea for a movie... there's these vampires... and they need to suck blood... so they can achieve boners... and repopulate their species, thus taking over the world...

brb, making the greatest movie ever made.

SonicSnail95 1 month ago 11

@SonicSnail95 I don't think Vampires repopulate their species by having sex. It's impossible for them to have children even after feeding, that's why they bite people, but yes. A much better idea than Twilight. XD

MerlinGirl20 2 days ago

This is poor

cupkakesRsexy 1 month ago

aww.. poor nos viratoos!

klusshelby8991 2 months ago

bink!

iBunniSaur 2 months ago

Iv got something better...../watch?v=WJIuYgIvKsc%EF%BB%BF

Zona737 2 months ago

XDD

mewtuwa 2 months ago

*wink*

kinyune 2 months ago

Being immortal sucks....

xmenfan07 2 months ago 2

I love it :D :D

XxcreamcakezxX 2 months ago

You know what, here:

watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AYqjA3TDReY

Twilight, original? Bullshit.

knives4cash 3 months ago

Is it just me, or does Edward sound like bananapielord?

byrnecx01 3 months ago 2

edward is a creeper

yamiyumi15 3 months ago

twat u say? I cunt hear u

ForestSpyer257 3 months ago 3

u know whats funny, my sister said she wants to strangle edward cuz he kissed that chick in *water 4 ellephents*

MUFF1NC4T119 4 months ago

@MUFF1NC4T119 wtf?? get that girl some help, if you truly care about her.

tcelenacuatemocatl 3 months ago

hahahahhaa

garfild123jin 4 months ago

You cant be with me, I'm a monster, *WINK :)LOL

Slibidiche 4 months ago

Don't look up twatlight in google ಠ_ಠ

Mercury205 5 months ago 3

Bella:I'm not afraide

Edward: I watch you at night

Bella:it doesn't matter what you do, wait what? what!?

XD

novelistwritterspn 5 months ago 2

Where are her buck teeth?

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katiekinlova 5 months ago

I started loving this when Voldemort entered. This has made my day. If only the movie could end like this!

ThatSlytherpuffGirl 5 months ago

Edward has fangs? Impossible

ghofspa1 5 months ago

LMFAO

xXmayluvsyuuXx 5 months ago

No. Wait a second. That's not right. Edward has way too many facial expressions.

Narglesonamistletoe 6 months ago 304

@Narglesonamistletoe and Bella's voice has more than one tone

NeoNekoPup 17 hours ago

Bella: You're a vampire, Edward.

Edward: ......I'm a what?

night1hal1 6 months ago 3

@night1hal1 Right you, you little blood stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to the forest. You'll be immortal, you'll get some fangs that you can drain people's blood with and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' DICK.

Varithgar 5 months ago

Edward just got powned by voldemort.... Moral of the story, Harry Potter kicks twilight's ass....

VintageTopHat 6 months ago 151

@VintageTopHat moral of the story, any film kicks twilight's ass

Reddasx 1 month ago

@VintageTopHat Moral of the story, they both suck a**

XxxxTheLoneWolfxxxX 1 week ago

why does bella sound british in her first lines?...

iluvmarkkotsay 6 months ago

TOO BAD RICHTER BELMONT DID NOT SHOW UP. Too bad indeed.

DevilWithoutaCuase 6 months ago

aww, i feel sad for voldemort now...

wiccan4ever 6 months ago

Ga ha!

Take that Cedric diggery..

danceingcrayon 6 months ago

love it

animeboy400 7 months ago

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haha! I wasn't expecting the voldemort!!

StarSancFar 7 months ago

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StarSancFar 7 months ago

Wink!

juliet1856 7 months ago

thank god for the killing spell, only thing left is for voli to go epic on all twilight cast and save the world before ruling it.

Amadeo790 7 months ago

;~; What Is Voldermort Even Saying?

Thats The Only Spell He Said During The Entire Last Movie And I Fucking Swore he Was Just Saying ABRACADABRAA

ZeeZibbles 7 months ago

@ZeeZibbles it's "avada kedavra" - the killing curse. one of the three unforgivable curses.

andthisiswhoweare 7 months ago

@ZeeZibbles Like the other guy said. Why would he need to say any other spells?

Dtsumo 7 months ago

this would be perfect if bella always would have her shoulders up to her ears and her mouth open. her mouth is always half open. every fucking emotion has the same face.

happy O:

sad O:

edward left me O:

angry O:

Sandkastenrockerin01 7 months ago

That was supposed to be Peter Pettigrew.. js But awesome video ^__________^

MuSiCLoVeR69x666 7 months ago

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DaBigX26 7 months ago 2

Ooooh, I kinda like Bella in this. She's kinda cute.

BLACKIESBOY 7 months ago

that was fucking gay

DnBSilveRUk 7 months ago

LOL

waldo899cp 7 months ago

Dawwww, Voldy! *huggles*

skadiyoko 7 months ago

Pwned!

MsWhatRabbit 7 months ago

If it was 40 year old guys screaming for 16 year old girls, someone would call the police.

Gregourii 8 months ago

lol i feel bad for VOledmort...id feel like caring if it werent for the fact that he dies anyways to so :p

seriouskills 8 months ago

95% of teen girls? srsly? I doubt any teen girls in third world countries have read twilight, and what about girls who don't speak a language its been translated to? (if it even is translated.) Its the fucking media and people trapped in an unrealistic fantasy that think of a stupid ass number like 95%

AAAwesomenesss 8 months ago 2

@AAAwesomenesss dude chill its just a joke

meb1999 8 months ago

Bella: So you vampires are dead right..

Edward: Right.

Bella: So your heart doesn't beat, and your blood doesn't pump, right?

Edward: Yep.

Bella: So that means you have no blood circulation, and therefore you cannot get an erection..

Edward: ಠ_ಠ

GameberrySmoothie 8 months ago 518

@GameberrySmoothie RIPPED OFF

MistikaManiac 7 months ago

@GameberrySmoothie The new crappy Twilight Movie was released. Bella gets pregnant....By Edward, do not...DO NOT EVER GO WATCH THAT MOVIE! I WAS ACTUALLY FORCED TO SEE IT! YOU WILL BARELY SURVIVE! If you actually survived it contact me so I can give you a medal :D

loo0oolNoo0oob 3 months ago

@GameberrySmoothie LMAO!

klusshelby8991 2 months ago

Wow, this is really close to my drawing style =3

Doomybiscuit 8 months ago

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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" .

I agree 100 %

GrandPantera 8 months ago

"I watch you at night..." Lol love this~! *Wink ;)

punkinsam1 8 months ago

333,999nth viewer. cooool

xTofuHellx 8 months ago

0:13

makes me laugh every fucking time

pearl4453 9 months ago 3

Wait what?How old are you?

Perverted vampires are out there... be careful

Edward:Im dangerous -wink-

AnimeLovingFamily 9 months ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! omg thats hilarious!!!!

AbaraiRenji369 9 months ago

Next Twilight: Bella and Edward smoking a blunt. Edward get the munches. No more Bella

Cole12no13yhea12 9 months ago 4

The chick sounds like a guy? anyone else agree?

GunnerRouge 9 months ago

Poor Voldemort.

rizikuoti 9 months ago

I WATCH U AT NIGHT 83

shankful1 9 months ago

dump on your cheast god that fucking suck balls

DoitsuGermany 9 months ago

this wasn't very funny, but I'll thumbs it up all day. fuck twilight. convincing girls everywhere that they deserve an immortally young extraordinarily man to faun over them just because they look half as attractive as a brick.

I just wanted to say that last line. that is all...

dillionmcrich 9 months ago 2

Haha take that Cedric Diggory lol

xD

xRaineDropsx 9 months ago

162 people are not real vampires

AquaFlareD21 9 months ago

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajjajajaja

GoryNightwish 9 months ago

lol she h8 imortal

jacobs649 10 months ago

xD

AnimeLovingFamily 10 months ago

*Wink*~Thats what did it for me

This was hilarious

Ayami861 10 months ago

a 300 pervert..why else would a 300 year old hang around a public high school all the time?

daemonsparta 10 months ago

poor voldemore =( kill her!

terrorlord15 10 months ago

The funny humor is funny and the awkward humor is... *shiver* GAH!

Critiqu3 10 months ago

lolx XD

bluetide60 10 months ago

Ding dong, the wicked witch is-- wait, IMMORTAL?

SHIT.

Pixel777Productions 10 months ago

press 6 for a random sound

press 8 for die!

TH3L44R123 10 months ago

Icwhatvoldemortdidthere

NsmbRoblox 10 months ago

hes not 300 hes 109

MsTink1210 10 months ago

and he jizzed in his pants

Potatonaught 10 months ago

lol

Carma12100 11 months ago

CEDRIC DIGORY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OzujiChan 11 months ago

nooooooooooooooooooo he killed cedric again!

too bad he cant kill the actor and save us from horrible movies

fujiwaranosai25 11 months ago 106

@fujiwaranosai25 Blame the fans and writer of the book, not the actors.

Sukuraidogai 6 months ago

@Sukuraidogai

the death of the actor. people would be less likely too watch them because "Hotty McVamp Face" filling the screen of their teenage angst, you are right though I can blame the fans, they only got into this series when it became a movie because "OH teenage love vampire mysterious no blood sucking ones! MY KIND OF MOVIE!" author= Mormon, nuff said for her. i read the book, when they first came out yea i enjoyed it until i read "Glistening body like diamonds" yea, blow that mess

fujiwaranosai25 6 months ago

The guy that plays Edward in these movies hates Twilight and thinks SMeyer is a crazy mad woman, you do know that right? He's just continuing to do the movies because he was contracted to do so.

KitaCamui 5 months ago 3

@KitaCamui i say again: kill the actor= no movie. i dont care what he thinks, that doesnt bother me.also with me disliking the movies and actors so much i choose not to research their likes and dislikes about the films they do. just sayin.

fujiwaranosai25 5 months ago

Well thankfully Breaking Dawn is the last ones.

KitaCamui 5 months ago

@KitaCamui yup. a double part movie though

fujiwaranosai25 5 months ago

I know. Very Unfortunately. =__=*

KitaCamui 5 months ago

@KitaCamui i think givin enough caffine and candy we shall survive

fujiwaranosai25 5 months ago

Or as long as Mike and the gang Rifftrax it, which I'm sure they will.

KitaCamui 5 months ago

@KitaCamui Dont be so sure...-_-

Blackstar531 4 months ago

Midnight Sun is just a recap of what already happened only through Edward's perspective, and about all she's written Twilight-wise is that Bree Tanner book, so unless The Host get the same actors, or she writes another which is not a recap, it is over.

KitaCamui 4 months ago

I watch you at night

It doesn't matter....wait what?

DragonflightProduct 11 months ago

you cant be with me i am a monsteeeer .. wii xD

MagusSage 11 months ago

lol

246schoolgal246 11 months ago

I can't die...

AVADA KADAVRA!!

ghehehehe!! :D

Darkdayzz 11 months ago

twatlight a very good title lol

Andy50k1 11 months ago

Wink :D

BlackRockShooterxx 11 months ago

press 0 and you will see a windows window in the right corner

windows window xD

HaloReach117 11 months ago

ok then...

locobeanz79 1 year ago

this should belong in the awsome series

smsjgoku 1 year ago

nice

deathangelfluffy 1 year ago

@djagro1998 Not really. What's with it?

YoMalvado 1 year ago

@djagro1998 ........ Why a mexican may I ask?

YoMalvado 1 year ago

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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" .

I sooooo did it....

YoMalvado 1 year ago

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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" .

Lol..<_< who agrees? <_<

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coolkid7500 1 year ago

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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill himself. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" .

Lol..<_< who agrees? <_<

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