Army of Darkness in 5 Seconds

[TheNXGvideos]

Rename title... Army of Darkness is 48 seconds

[Inthepipe5x5]

lol!!

[cutsautoam]

You're 5 seconds was up halfway through the intro. bud

[90DegreesEnt]

it was 26 seconds?

[InsaneSpectre]

press 3 for DICK

[headmonsterzero69]

That was 48 seconds

[RustArtRed]

Wow ! Same Code as when the Aliens landed in New Yrk in the 1950's ! Who Knew ? LOL

[gh123freak]

"Join us" "shop smart, shop S mart. YOU GOT THAT!?" "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" "yo she bitch, let's go" "you see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!" "first you want to kill, then you want to kiss me. Blow" "honey, you got real ugly" "now, lets talk about how I get back home" "hail to the king baby"

[1978alexn]

good, bad.. I'm the guy with the gun.

[snowboredsnj]

nothing Bruce Campbell does can be summed up in 5 seconds

[bob88099]

challenge: summarize movie in 5 seconds:

result: make video nearly a minute long.

FAIL MOTHERFUCKER.

[musicajuro]

fail

[bozhno]

When someone says: Give me a second, you don't really give him a second; same with this.

[bozhno]

To most of you:

Just say that you don't get it.

[NickatinaMan]

definitely an "N" word huh?! sure you ain't lookin for "Nigga" haha.

[stefen0603]

Beginning sucks.....ending just good enough to save it.

[BlackMagic8520]

Sam Axe :D

[MrDahlas]

epic fail

[snipedog]

Hail to the king baby !

[Furral]

Most [movie title] in 5 seconds take longer than 5 seconds, but appearantly that's a crime... Cause golly there are more than 5 seconds.

[ProTuner06]

@Furral Don't say 5 m inutes if it's not five minutes.

This is Common Sense..............

[brickct123]

@Furral it's a fucking minute long

[Furral]

@brickct123 I'm the batman!

[brickct123]

@Furral No, I'M the batman!

[TheBebop51]

"MY BOOMSTICK!"

*bang*

"Groovy."

[coldsteel122]

Fuck....I wish I got rick rolled now. lol

FYI.....That's 48 seconds I'll never get back...not 5.

[vichirukun]

More like 10 times  5 seconds

[squamish4244]

Groovy.

[HuskyTwitter]

You sure don't understand the concept of 5 seconds

[EpicDinner1337]

@HuskyTwitter The concept of "5 Second movies" is to make a humorous, short summary of a movie.

Derp.

[shrapnullify]

@EpicDinner1337 the concept of "5 second movies" is to summarize a movie in 5 seconds. Not 20. Not to mention he used an incredibly forgettable part of the movie AND it doesn't even begin summarizing this movie at all. All in all, the uploader is a retarded faggot, and just judging by your username I can say the same for you.

[EpicDinner1337]

@shrapnullify Wow.

Someone sounds mad.

I don't know why, I don't know how.

But, please be a troll somewhere else.

[adsasfd]

@shrapnullify lol yes o yes you sir made my day, and your right this 45 seconds of crap. Very mis-leading

[bublacok]

@HuskyTwitter

I don't think you understand figure of speech

[MetalVannan]

@HuskyTwitter You sure don't understand the concept of "X in 5 seconds."

[samisyosam]

@MetalVannan You sure don't understand the concept that quoting a meme doesn't make the meme true.

[GigaBoost]

This is hardly five seconds...

[cymagen]

not 5 seconds? wtf.

[fhiz1]

If you don't count when he is talking at "the end" then it is 26 seconds

[starwarsfan117]

"its definatly an N word"



[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

Neither five seconds nor a satisfactory encapsulation on the movie, though you did include the best part. Aw heck. I'll give it a like.

[NerfMaster000]

Klaatu barada (cough)

[dbdh8]

The only excuse for you missing the 5 second mark by that much it that you got hypnotized by the awesomeness of army of darkness

[xquickstrykex]

You were off by :43 seconds but whatever.

[xlegionx]

Jussssssssssst slightly over 5 seconds. 

[mupp33n]

Looks like jim carrey lol

[Entertekken]

Wow, I actually forgot the last part too.

[Martianfromars]

@Entertekken necktie!

[IcyFreshHALO]

@Martianfromars omfg i have to do this, NIGGER!

[shade231]

34.5 seconds.

[TeddyLeper]

That was a misuse of the original words taken from "The Day The Earth Stood Still"... It should have been "Klaatu, barada, nikto."

[cobbarts]

HE SOUNDS LIKE JAY LENO

[DiceKid2008]

THIS IS MA BOOMSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark2790]

KLATU, VERATA, NGTHTHGHTG. There! I said it!

[amaturehour15]

I remember my first video

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

Klatu-Verata-Necktie!

[Deathshuck]

KLAATU-VERADA- NGH,

[KenshenSim]

Tis a fine trailor...

[YourAverageJoeDavis]

The second one's still miles better :)

[Dsleaz]

the day that bruce campbell stood still

[grimreaperhenrik]

LOL ''I'll get back to you''. genious

[maldit0x]

lol



[dan3377able]

KLATU,VERATA,.....OH SHIT :)

[madhat1979]

I L.O.V.E. this movie.

[Mynameinlights91]

Army of Darkness in FIVE SECONDS...**forty five seconds later**

[IAmNotProductive]

you're doing it wrong!



[vol009S]

In 5 seconds:

"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

or "SHOP SMART!"

[KingCommando32]

@vol009S

Or just "Hail To The King Baby!"

[SuperBigratman]

@vol009S i would of gone for "HAIL TO THE KING BABY"

[WiggieWomper]

@vol009S SHOP SMART, SHOP S-MART!

[Syouran1]

Great movie lol

Platue verada nihremhrm that's my favorite part next to

See this, this is my BOOMSTICK!! Lol

[captainkayleeinc]

I still love watching this movie!

This... is my BOOM STICK!!

XD

[Pistonswitch]

haha noodle ^.^

[DrBananaKing7000]

Not only was in not 5 seconds, it didn't even cover the whole film : /

[lasoogneypubes]

This is not 5 seconds motherfucker.

[DeadByDawnVids]

That clip didn't tell me shit about the film, other than he has a bad memory.

[Sharkman9106]

KLAATU, VARADA, N-... necktie. LOL

[Mrsuperamazing1]

By 5 you mean 48 right?

[noahsim97]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAPS LOCK

[captainBernd1]

CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

THUMBS THIS UP SO EVERYONE CAN AGREE

[HailToTheKingBaby56]

@captainBernd1 Stop acting like a faggot

[memeQ123]

learn to count you cunt

[Akatsukialltheway]

@memeQ123 Dude it's it's a joke, get over yourself, fucking retard. God.

[Kizuii]

Fun Fact: The phrase "Klatu Barata Nicto" originally comes from The Day The Earth Stood Still

[RockstarFanSince92]

@BonScottAC

*Alert* *Alert* Overload, overload. Everything, abandon my brain!

[deadone102]

DIS IZ MIEH BOOM BOOM STICK

[RemmmK]

"Army of darkness in 5 seconds"

runtime: 48 seconds

wut

[BBoyPhreshershist]

This man is the only reason I watch Burn Notice.

[FireHeart217]

So... YOUNG!!! Aaahh!! What a hottie!

[habde]

"it's an n-word..."

[sophielouise271191]

that was the longest 5 seconds ever!!!!

[pzipischiquo]

VAFFANCULO COGLIONE!

[CrowT1000]

if there's ever going to be a Duke Nukem movie, i so hope that Bruce Campbell plays Duke.

[TheMrNamefag]

@CrowT1000

He's outright said he thinks the creators of duke nukem are unoriginal and would never do that.

[Darcscythe]

@CrowT1000 except that bruce hates duke nukem because they used a bunch of the lines that bruce says without asking. he boycotts the entire series.

[RockstarFanSince92]

@CrowT1000

Dolph Lundgren fits better to Duke Nukem

...Imagine Dolph saying: "It's time to kick some ass"

[PenguinofDestruction]

@RockstarFanSince92 you could also just get Jon St. Jon to play Duke Nukem, I mean....HE'S DUKE NUKEM

[RockstarFanSince92]

@PenguinofDestruction His appearance doesn't match... unless he would go to gym

[silverhawkflash]

@CrowT1000 He's older and a little pudgier now, but he may be able to go back to his old size. Have you seen "Burn Notice"?

[absolzap82]

@CrowT1000 Actually Bruce Campbell on occasion has shown that he has a rather strong dislike for Duke Nukem due to the fact that he didn't get paid for the quotes that Duke Nukem uses in his games. But if it's money he wants then he might suck it up a be Duke. After all, Bruce Campbell has true ball of steel and a strong "boomstick". Ehhh. C'mon you know that's funny. JK

[Audi0Phil]

@CrowT1000

The Movie "Bruce Campbell vs Duke Nukem" in the right way produced ... would be to genius to even mention it

[mongolenpup]

bruce campbell could've played the joker were he a little younger...the face comes closest to the original look of the joker

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

@mongolenpup The face is right but Bruce likes to method act and we saw what happened to the last method actor who played the Joker. As much as he would kick ass I want him alive and kicking.

[mongolenpup]

@AngelusSpkGrrl and he's too old now anyways...but if you look at some cartoon pics of the joker...in some he nearly looks identical to Campbell...and the twisted sarcastic lunatic role would have fit perfectly aswell...oh well...too late...

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

@mongolenpup I think if he got back in shape he'd be able to pull it off looks wise...and I can see him being able to do the crazy laughing lunatic part but the Joker is so dark and I can't see Bruce playing it darkly enough. Honestly I don't anyone can beat how Ledger did it. The man was a genius.

[mongolenpup]

@AngelusSpkGrrl true.

[mitchmcmichael]

@AngelusSpkGrrl Heath Ledger as the joker? Nah the crazier one was Jack Nicholson by far.

[Reed1788]

@mitchmcmichael they were two different jokers. and both did an amazing job.

[Spinoraptorrex]

@tonyh189

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[RemusRomulas]

Bruce could definatley do a sequel/remake but he definatley hes to get in shape again lol

if anyone watches Burn Notice ..Bruce has grown in the mid-section lol

but other than that he looks great :D.

[YouGotChange]

@RemusRomulas What? That's him?? Whoa..

[RemusRomulas]

@YouGotChange yhea lol

[17joren]

@tonyh189 thanx

[bbenjoe]

This guy is the protagonist in one of the main Marvel Zombies series, right?

[neo942007]

Sam Raimi needs to quit doing other stuff and give the fans what they want. Evil Dead 4. I wanna see Ash in action again.

[jmm1233]

evil dead 2 in 5 seconds would be the chainsaw in the shed scene , Groovy

[Kouma013]

@jmm1233 Nah, it would be the witch's head yelling "I'll swallow your soul!" lol

[thumpervids]

@ultimabladerxx isnt that what gort said in the day the earth stood still?

[zombiefighter130]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooo long!

[KingWing777]

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLIN DOWN

[Studas2006]

noodle

[IndianaParkWars]

he looks like jim carrey

[KcKiller101]

5 sec passed and it's like 20secs still...

[Yabuturtle]

What is with the idiots around here? Yes we know it's not 5 seconds. Yeah, great observation there. It's not supposed to be literally 5 seconds. A lot of them aren't like that and even NC made it quite clear on that. The point is it's short and funny. What does it matter if it's exactly 5 seconds or not. That doesn't matter. What matters is if it's funny, and this is funny.

[laphin]

@Yabuturtle agreed.. people complain about stupid crap all the time. Just like the same people complain that the new Castlevania: LOS looks like God of War, go take a bath and grow up people. ;P

[Chrustay177]

i like him better in burn notice

[minion6500]

possibly the BEST low budget film of ALL TIME@!!

[nightcrow90]

@minion6500 this movie wasnt really low budget it had a high budget BUT they knew they couldnt do a better movie then evil dead 2 so they made a "funny" movie instead wich came out good.

[minion6500]

@nightcrow90 they movie had a higher budget then the previous two films, but was still considered low budget when compared to the other movie productions at the time

[drakeTM1]

@minion6500 Evil Dead was low budget, Army of Darkness was funded well.

[minion6500]

@drakeTM1 it was still low budget compared to movie production at that time.

[drakeTM1]

@minion6500 true, you win. in about 40 seconds ill be expecting a boomstick to the face for getting my facts wrong.

[RelapseAndCollapse]

@minion6500 besides ThanksKilling...=o

[yumyumsamvich]

@minion6500 The best low-budget film of all time is Monty Pyyhon and the Holy Grail, imo

[minion6500]

@yumyumsamvich nah! imo

[all10980]

@minion6500 after haloween part 1



[bholmers]

@minion6500 AGREED.... Love Bruce's one liners in this show.... If you don't laugh watching this show you have no sense of humor...

[godzillarules1054]

wait, whos 5 seconds are we talking about, youre 5 seconds, or my 5 seconds?

[staubfc]

OMG IM CRYING!!!!!!!! this made my day hahah

[sverredennye]

if he dont say the words and take the necronamican book zombies will attack

[Pyromania37]

the bad stopmotion in this movie yust made it more funny

[relam13]

Longest 5 seconds of my life.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

It's just a title dumbass...

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 Well, the title is wrong.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

Well done!

Thats the fucking point..."in 5 seconds" is just a saying...because the original "in 5 seconds" were 5 second long videos..."In 48 seconds" sounds retarded

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 I don't care if it is a saying, it is moronic to say "In 5 seconds" when the video is nearly ten times as long as that.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

And it is moronic to say "I don't care if it is a saying"...because that is the point of the entire fucking thing...Jesus it's like talking to a 8 year old...It represents the shortness of the video...Not actually how long it is...

CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 Parlez-vous Anglais?

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

okay so you give up?

Good good!

Now you have accepted defeat and finally got a brain...

Well goodbye then!

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 I give up in the sense that I don't feel like arguing over semantics with someone who cares far more about it than I do.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

Bye bye retard! :)

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 You say I'm the retard, yet you're the one pissing his pants over a comment on a Youtube video.

Congrats, you win the internets.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

Hey! I'm not the one who got worked up over the time length of fucking Youtube video...If you want retardedness then look no further than yourself!

Bye bye retard! :)

[relam13]

@spudnick3490 Don't feed the trolls.

[spudnick3490]

@relam13

Whatever!

Bye bye retard!

[timelessfilmscenes]

It's Mr. Pitt

(one of Elaine's bosses from Sienfeld).

[Perryoo]

Nicole, LOL

[whiskeywilliams]

I don't think many people add this in their "fav quotes" database from this movie, but one of my favorites is in this video; "I got I got it! I know your damn words, alright!"

I say it sometimes at work when someone is reading numbers out, then they start repeating them even though I didn't ask cause I got it the first time. Except I say "numbers" instead of "words". No one ever recognizes where it's from, though.

[that1guy101691]

bruce camble rules. no doubt about it. its to bad that his carrer did not take off. i think he could have been a real awesome movie star. they should have put him in more stuff.

[PianoLamp]

@that1guy101691

He is definitely one hell of a good actor, he's the main reason I watch Burn Notice.

[RyMaNF0v]

GOODY LITTLE TOO SHOES! GOODY LITTLE TOO SHOES!

[arzon75]

good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[badt4life]

Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nectar... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[InstantAnihilation]

@badt4life Clatto Verata...Nigger?

[eldiablo1987]

epic

[Malumbrus]

Army of Darkness in 30 seconds.

If you can't do it in 5, why put that in the title?

[Magothys]

@Malumbrus "5 second movies" is a genre of movie parodies; it's not meant to be taken literally.

[Malumbrus]

@Magothys

That Guy With Glasses and FiveSecondMovies do their movies in 5 seconds.

[Magothys]

@Malumbrus That guy with the glasses "is" the FiveSecondMovies person. And he also doesn't do them in exactly 5 seconds.

[LDKBBAB]

@Malumbrus well, why dont you go and suck his dick, than?

[Malumbrus]

@LDKBBAB I mentioned a group and a separate individual and yet your comment only mentions one person. Do you know how to read?

[VayderLMAO]

This... is my BOOMSTICK!