Hell I'd be happy if my very wealthy vampire hubbie could buy me two cars, I would wonder, why then ask if it's possible for one of the cars to be a Shelby Mustang. XD
Nothing cheers up my night than having/hearing an intelligent discussion about how much of a confusing, plothole-ridden, pile of shit Twilight truly is. =3
I made it through the whole thing! I have not seen any of the movies and now probably won't bother. It doesn't sound worth the pain. You two were hysterical! I love the "slow music" part.
How does the American schooling system work exactly? Is it a requirement to have a biology credit to graduate? In Ontario biology is optional, except for say the first two years of general science we have to take in high school.
@lucas5665 Tru WUV. That also explains how they had a hellspawn. Tru WUV broke their own stupid rules and made him have magic semen from no where and everything. Even though Meyerpires aren't supposed to have babies, tru wuv overcomes all. *barf*
When you say Edward can hear the babies thoughts. My first thoughts went to. "I Speak Baby." "Of course you do." The Doctor Talking to Craig in Doctor Who
I'm gonna be so damn happy when this damn franchise is finally over. Hopefully it'll fall so far deep into obscurity that nobody never mentions it again.
The book of Deathly Hallows had nearly as much sitting around in a tent as Scott's Diary. The Harry Potter books peaked at the 3rd and just got more padding as they went on.
You want to know another example of how bad the idea of splitting it into two movies is that in the part of the book that will be in the second movie is just waiting around for a fight that doesn't happen. So they're going to have to pad out build up to something that doesn't happen, meaning it'll be a long movie where nothing happens.
I haven't seen this pile of garbage nor do I ever want to but my sister who falls in the 35-45 year-old mother demographic saw it and told me most of it and I pulled out so many bullshit cards it could fill a whole deck
These movies...drove Spoony to drinking...well this one did...and he says it was worse then the second (or third, if I'm wrong), which is saying a lot
did you lick joshs ballsack slut? ps i only watched like a second of this i dont give a fuck what either of you dumb assclits have to say about a dumb movie made for preteens stop breathing the same air that i do PLEASE
Am I the only one who was amused that the little achievement bloop popped up while Kaylyn was introducing the video? XD
"We went and saw Twilight." Achievement: Self-Torture Makes You Smart! =D
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Hell I'd be happy if my very wealthy vampire hubbie could buy me two cars, I would wonder, why then ask if it's possible for one of the cars to be a Shelby Mustang. XD
KitsuneAdorable 2 months ago
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KitsuneAdorable 2 months ago
I don't know who this guy is but he needs to stop cutting in when Marzgurl is talking and talking over her. It's damn rude >:(
Seriously, mate, we're not here to hear YOU.
Marzgurl, just want you to know I'm enjoying your blog ;)
CalamityM 2 months ago
YAY!!!
A MarzGurl Youtube Vlog... thank you sooo much for posting this
I've never wanted or was interested in watching any of the Twilight movies, so its no surprise to know the last movie blows
VargasXX78 2 months ago
In the future, Josh, please let Kaylyn finish before commenting. It's rude to interrupt the hostess.
Shadowdancer21b 3 months ago 2
I'm allergic to fanfiction too.
Shadowdancer21b 3 months ago
The badness of this movie is inspiring extra-long reviewss.
DarkEmergence 3 months ago
Love late night movie reviews from these guys. C Snob and his Mr. Popplers penguins review is hilarious.
greyknight7 3 months ago
Nothing cheers up my night than having/hearing an intelligent discussion about how much of a confusing, plothole-ridden, pile of shit Twilight truly is. =3
ryokitsuragi 3 months ago
I made it through the whole thing! I have not seen any of the movies and now probably won't bother. It doesn't sound worth the pain. You two were hysterical! I love the "slow music" part.
zantara 3 months ago
How does the American schooling system work exactly? Is it a requirement to have a biology credit to graduate? In Ontario biology is optional, except for say the first two years of general science we have to take in high school.
lucas5665 3 months ago
@lucas5665 I'm pretty sure it's also different from state to state. But where I went to high school, yes, I was required to take Biology.
MarzGurl 3 months ago
@lucas5665 Yes it is; at the very least, it's required in California to have that and an additional year of another lab science.
tastiGMmaster2099 3 months ago
How does he get an erection with no blood flowing through his penis?
lucas5665 3 months ago
@lucas5665
Rigor mortis. ; )
silverwings21 3 months ago
@silverwings21 ah, true. And gross
lucas5665 3 months ago
@lucas5665 Tru WUV. That also explains how they had a hellspawn. Tru WUV broke their own stupid rules and made him have magic semen from no where and everything. Even though Meyerpires aren't supposed to have babies, tru wuv overcomes all. *barf*
Shadowdancer21b 3 months ago
Oh my god, I'm sorry but the audio is horrible!
iamizual 3 months ago
When you say Edward can hear the babies thoughts. My first thoughts went to. "I Speak Baby." "Of course you do." The Doctor Talking to Craig in Doctor Who
HieiYYH2 3 months ago
I'm gonna be so damn happy when this damn franchise is finally over. Hopefully it'll fall so far deep into obscurity that nobody never mentions it again.
Kuceman 3 months ago
Achievement Unlocked. Make fun of horrible movie for over 60 min.
@aidsbutt The concept of trolling appears to be lost on you, son.
TheCudbuster 3 months ago
Am I hearing crickets on this video?
Scoutstr295 3 months ago
you should ditch the geek and do a vlog with me but we'll worry bout that later. nice vid marzgurl! keep it up! ;]
sativacyborgful 3 months ago
Marzgurl on YouTube again? Happy day all around!
webfox100 3 months ago 11
Team Mustage Dad! :D
freaknr1 3 months ago 2
The book of Deathly Hallows had nearly as much sitting around in a tent as Scott's Diary. The Harry Potter books peaked at the 3rd and just got more padding as they went on.
SolidGoldCEO 3 months ago
You want to know another example of how bad the idea of splitting it into two movies is that in the part of the book that will be in the second movie is just waiting around for a fight that doesn't happen. So they're going to have to pad out build up to something that doesn't happen, meaning it'll be a long movie where nothing happens.
GaiashKetoji 3 months ago
I haven't seen this pile of garbage nor do I ever want to but my sister who falls in the 35-45 year-old mother demographic saw it and told me most of it and I pulled out so many bullshit cards it could fill a whole deck
Lonewolfjedi 3 months ago
did you leave your xbox 360 on? lol
ShinAkuma21 3 months ago
Every word is wisdom. You guys rule :D
Hazelnutfilling 3 months ago
The series sucks
WWEANIMEFANZ 3 months ago
Oh nice to see another vid from you Marzgurl! I'll be watching this later when I have the time ^^
Jedisupersonic7 3 months ago
Yea! Your back.
ThatBastardNero 3 months ago
These movies...drove Spoony to drinking...well this one did...and he says it was worse then the second (or third, if I'm wrong), which is saying a lot
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did you lick joshs ballsack slut? ps i only watched like a second of this i dont give a fuck what either of you dumb assclits have to say about a dumb movie made for preteens stop breathing the same air that i do PLEASE
aidsbutt 3 months ago
@aidsbutt then why the fuck did you click on the video?
BoyNamedSue4 3 months ago 4
@aidsbutt you're going places, kid
TurboNemesis 3 months ago
wooo first view, and yes Breakind Dawn sucks
apology89 3 months ago