Shit Asian Girls Say

[Vrojimmy]

Do you love Chun-li more than you love me???

Story of my life. Sadly I do.

[zoeandbirdie]

this is sorta accurate... and i'm saying this as an asian...

[Hatemeurdead]

1:52 LOL! that was REAL

[Hatemeurdead]

my Right Ear Enjoyed this

[aliancer]

Thelast one is not asian, it's mexican! We asian don't do "hey yo yo yo yo". (sarcasm.com)

[prokid135]

i had to turn the vid up cuz the volume was so low but then the camera shots scared the shit outa me

[tekilds]

POCKY! that's delicious hahaha :P

[OrangYangCantik]

hahaha selcas

[nikko2thep]

POCKY!

[Spacenutz]

whoa whoa whoa..dont touch me..thats bad luck rofl!

[MrAfSpam]

need to shoryuken that chick for touching that game

[MrAfSpam]

53 seconds oh my days I've heard that noise so many times

[allannirvana]

this shit is so real...

[XxgraveravexX]

eat all of the pocky.

[Fanannah554]

Hilarious!!! Love it!!!

[Personaforever]

I don't get it?

[FigaroXxz]

GIRL #1: "Ayyye!!"

GIRL #2: "Oghhh!!"

ME: bahahahahahaha xD

[MandyBanky]

ohhhhhhhhh, ayyyyyyyyy .

[EscoStylez]

this is epic my girl says all that

[Greatwhite75]

0:10 Don't touch me it's bad luck?! Lmao

[aijiodesu]

@Greatwhite75 LOL it's kinda superstition. Like when Asians(Chinese) gamble you're not supposed to tap someone on their shoulders.. it'll kinda jinx the player and he/she wouldn't win. One time I tapped my mum on her shoulder after she just made a bet and I got a hell of a scolding from her. -.-

[hsyhoney]

OMG, I can't stop laughing, that's totally me !!! except I am a pretty good driver. lol

[meggiemeg86]

Oh my I love boba.

[nigahigafan3999]

0:03

LOL! Majong!!!

[KaylaBooBalm]

I LOVE POCKY STICKS!!!!!

[phishfoood]

I loved that last one

[HuffyDrums]

But... my girlfriends white... shes sounds just like that.... can you say ninja??? o.O i didnt even know she was asian

[AnimeLen]

YO HELL YEA GO ASIANS =^U ';SUGOI ;U

[secretperson567]

"Mine got me a credit card..... Babe can i have your credit card?"

[TEALE123456]

DID ANYONE RELIZE THAT HE HIT THAT MAN WALKING WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAR LOL

[jagjagin]

why are guys dressing as girls always doing these type of vids?

[channeltriestan]

Shit all girls say?

[Maafa1619]

Shit Asian girls say: It's as easy as Perturbation and Asymptotic Analysis.

[pinkfluffyunicornbow]

It's exactly what I say. XD

[xhielle14]

00:08 I have nothing to wear..

lol..XDD

[Divers1ty]

The picture thing so true!



[yamatoblade26]

My right ear is like... wud?

[carol02086]

make me think of my brother's girl frez~

[standrewstv1]

bloody asians

[FIGHTSEEN]

Where's the dorky white guy she worships?

[raveeshandfriends]

pocky.

[jennisterrrs]

lmaoo ben you need to make your own channel. you're too funny!

[cathaterful]

ay yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!

MY FAV PART

[detroitsux111]

Everyone says this is true, but the asian girlfriends I've had were nothing like that at all.

[machkando]

The best part is when she hits the guy so sad and so hilarious at the same time

[t82687849]

not just asian gals.... ALL FREAKING GIRLS IN THE WORLD.....

[elitestar]

more like shit thai "girls" say if you know what I mean ;)

[RibbonPandy]

Boba=YES!

[RibbonPandy]

all that Pockey, XDXDXD

[MrnothingTR]

1:04 fucking illuminati bastard symbols fuck bitch 1:05 illuminati pupets mother fuckers

[MrDiMES123]

@MrnothingTR Wow I just noticed. but I don't think they know what they're doing.

But it's true whenever some has illuminati symbols they ALWAYS get lots of views. kinda makes you think. You got good eyes for catching that.

[MrnothingTR]

@MrDiMES123 yea lot of viewes

[JonasPolsky]

The main chick looks like a dude in a wig.

[thenicolochy]

LOL! Even Asian girls who live in Asia say those!

[danielaICONiac]

HELLO KITTY HAHA

[mwhighlander]

Rofl at 0:52

[iwanrheon]

so. so. so. true.

[honeykissed777]

lol pockies! I love those

[chefmelli]

"Are you still playing street fight??" hahahahah I say that all the time

[LoveYamachan]

I Have Nothing To Wear~! lol every girl can relate~

[mythic456]

My asian mother summed up in 2:26

[gemajojo]

"bebbb.. bebbbb... bebbb..... bebbbbb" hahhahahahaha guilty.

[chiisaiXtori91]

Hello Kitty and Pocky X)

[LilMissBluee]

I'm asian but for some reason i don't think i rly do any of these ._.

[chefmelli]

@LilMissBluee me either.. so white inside.. lol

[terp02Andrew]

Ahahah I'm dying.

[res1113]

0:52

[ambition415]

0:25 My friend does that on pizza lol

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

this is actually so accurate

[peknor1724]

man fuck fred



[iwfytdn]

starting tmr, no more fast food! SO TRUE

[majorevangelism]

every time i try to reenact this video in my head i keep picturing an actual asian girl

[KLpeace1000]

What did you hit while in the car!?!

[miami05333]

my left ear heard everything while the right one wonders. lol

[nymjenny]

he reminds me of jeremy lin for some reason ahahahhaa

[SCNatividad]

LOVE

[Drcrass]

Wow this is accurate!

[xooTamachi96oox]

AHHAAHAHAHAHA xD

[quidproquo2004]

bubble tea!

[ilovemj3796]

Wait, your username, and the name of the video is ShitAsianGirlsSay? Ha, how ironic.

[ToastyOatss]

I was waiting for, "Is it because I'm Asian?" ..

[kappamiky]

Omg! So damn hilarious.

[toofreshxo]

left ear enjoyed dat vid

[nickjonasluvah]

Omfg im sad to say this is true!

[natalieann4]

i've seriously been watching these videos for hours lmfao 

[rutilusovis]

0:45

That's totally me. XD

[RainyDaysAndRedVines]

EHH?! OHH!? XD Oh god I DIED at that part.

[vf1764]

Omg I watch this at least once a day.

[drick2004]

LOOK EHT 55 SEC WATCH HIZ FACE LOL!!!!!!.....

[monstergirl530]

"these are going straight to my butt i wish they went to my boobs"-eats fries- lol!!!!!!!!!!!! btw epice sceam at the end!

[monstergirl530]

" what do you mean why am i crying?!you should already know!-throws hello kitty at the guy chest and leave-lol!!!!

[MrBrainvacancy]

@monstergirl530 thanks for letting me know.  before i watched the video.

[xBMWo]

"Do you love Chun Li more than you love me?" LOL

[i69edurdad]

The day i meet a cool Asian person i'll eat my own head.

[maralove98]

All girls are the same!

[Jetaemin]

Lmao, this is just like me! Does this mean I'm asian?

[hanito294]

loooool at the hk toy.. paha.

[hanito294]

0:53 haha

[djmonkeyleaderz]

WWWWUUUU



[Ohcomeonitsjeun]

I can totally relate to the "can you give me a glass of water?!" while playing mahjong.

[YOURNEXTCHOLAS]

THE ONLY THING MISSING IN THIS VIDEO WAS A (white guy)

[vcthrills]

"can you take it again please?" and "that purse is fake!" SO TRUE LMAO

[KING2323ify]

tHUMBS UP FOR sTREET fIGHTER

[TKMMxproducts]

This isn't it, there's no rice or nails in this video.

[starburstx03]

"can you take it again please?" haaaaaaaaahahaha trueeee!

[familyguychick]

Ahahahaha oh man you have no idea how much of that was true.

[RONIDC1979]

the actual asian girl was cute.

[aaaaammmmmyyyyyy]

this wasnt even funny, i say most of those things wouldnt just be said by asian girls

gayshitt

[KESchup]

CHHHHHHHHHHeck out my "Shit 90s guy says" video on my Channel!

btw, this video is great!

[saraity3]

*sees her friend*

"Aaaaaeeeeeeeehhhhhh!!"

" AUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!" lol

[StarchildMagic]

Sure this is stuff that only Asian girls say? :-)

[choiboi23]

god so annoying and embarrassing

[Pit0030]

lol, if my BF was still playing games, i wouldnt care...i'll play with him...:) GAMING BUDDIES!

[P1NKBLUSH]

lol it's so embarassing, I've said 1:33 so many times >.<

[tabbyshauna]

The ending was priceless!! But that's more like what a black girl would do! Oh I know! 

[kbbbb7]

I'm Australian, and Asian girls like like this here...

[annettebanks]

don’t even get me started on chanel (:

[TheEpicPaperclip]

i loooovvvvve those pocky sticks they are soooo gooood

[lillslovesyou]

OMG POCKY!!! So asian. Love it

[rkd101b]

Raugh out Roud!

[pchoooooooo]

0:58 San Jose Sharks lol

[PoopyPantyPoop]

@Jamessszzz How the fuck are you leaning on your right ear?

[LittleLeopardSpots]

LMAO when she slaps his hand away

[se7enUp2007]

What? I can do better than you!

[eepicasian]

Hahaha 

[Hydrogenglow]

i like shit new yorkers never say

[RAYLGDOCEAN]

Hahahahaha

[afiqazli]

i thought all what asian do are studying. lol

[jfsd21]

OMg.. lol.. hilarious... bravo

[vf1764]

"Don't touch me, that's bad luck!" HAHAH

[SOS93able]

POCKY!

[TheOkietube]

lmao

[arsenic5150]

hah mahjong. awesome

[ixBubbaTea]

"Don't touch me, thats bad luck." xD!

[GIsupersoldier]

how is different from all other girls haha

[MaryllZ]

i love pokys!!!!

[yujit4n]

hahahahaa

[MASEK1PROD]

lmao more like korean girls 

[MrStartrek5]

This is totality my friend VIVIAN LOL

[jargal8520]

@jinsain1 I'm sorry dear i just wrote it bc i thought that would be funny.nothing serious about ethnicity or anything, i have many american friends and i love them :)

[prisanakay]

i have never laughed sooooo hard in my life! this is sooo me, omg im so embarrassed.

[WooooANNg]

Can I have your credit card..Pleaseee

[Kandy98]

Holy... Anjisnfejifnejgenfeknf! My God, this is... THIS REMINDS ME OF ME!! It's so ironic... The irony kills, I'm an asian girl

[letthemxeatcake]

I love how he throws the Hello Kitty at him

[jennifernienie]

god this is so funny!!

im an asian girl, and these are so true

[jsun17]

This is my favorite "S***....Say" video. The best line is the Asian girl parking her car. So true. haha.

Regardless, I was inspired me to start a clothing line! Check out my shirts and "Like" my page on fb. Search "The SituAsian Clothing Co."

[LucasTheAutobot]

pipiru pirupiru pipi ru piiiiiiiiiii

[Hedgehog3342]

eeeeeehhhhh!!!!! uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[JenniferAlessa]

Ridiculous People of asia.

[sprevi2]

omg the thing with the french fries. tooooo funny.

[klovexD]

why'd you stop? slap* hahahaha

[leltard]

wish you were a real girl </3

[MrSweetlife92]

last bit was FUNNYYYYYYYYYYY

[aman1072]

look that purse is totally fake lmao

[geniusxkiller]

"baby I don't want it anymore finish it"....ROFL so true

[SMS2RR]

BEST PART 0:51

[FrankieyshaTV]

Shit ghetto girls with kids say video on my channel check it out lol

[SMS2RR]

eeeEEEEEE!!! AAawwwwwwwwwww!!!

[XxGohicoOtakuxX]

hehehe pocky,heheehee hello kitty.heheee small boobs.hehehehe bad driving.I'm half asian and i eat lots of pocky.And ima hello kitty fanatic.

[SoniaBegonia13]

I'm a girl and Asian but I don't say any of this funny shit. I don't have an Asian personality at all, thank goodness, I never really liked the stereotype, great video.

[HorrisChan]

POCKEY AND HELLO KITTY.! xD

[JohnIsYoDaddy]

My right ear: FOREVER ALONE

[MusicFreakii97]

So true! :D

[Usernamenotpresent]

My right speaker is lonely :(