Colt Whitmore is an ugly cunt. He's not funny but he thinks he's the reincarnation of Peter fucking Cook or something. He's not. Just because a load of teenaged emo twats like his shit, it doesn't mean he's going become some successful comedian. He really isn't.
There are plenty of unfunny douchbags like Colt on youtube, but I'm cool with most of them. My problem with Colt is that he is an arrogent little fuck.
he made one for her first, that's why she even made it.then they got in a fight and he removed his, and he reuploaded it. and she doesn't look like a whore, this is a year old, she doesn't even look like that anymore. if you search audiowhoregasm on stick am . com [take out the spaces] you can see her now.
Hey! You know i just went through all your comments, and some people really tried to put you down, but you are TRUELY GORGEOUS!! Yea, youd look good without all the makeup but i think it really makes you stand out! Dont let those dumb bitches discourage you. Your Awesome! :)
see you are so pretty, lay off the eyeliner hun, i realize you prolly like the look, but it's a bit too much... you're not on the runway. natural is beauty :-)
f`cking haters. They don't even know who the f`ck Colt Whitmore is. They should look him up on f`cking GOOGLE, yeahyoucan. These people are just jealous because they don't have anyone making videos about how much they like them even tho they don't know them. This video has over 12,000 views since so many people look up "Colt Whitmore" on freeking youtube. & your not a dumb ass or wear too much makeup, your gorgeous. These losers are hating on people who have gotten someplace in their life.
And how have you "gotten someplace" in your life. I'm sure we would all be astonished at both you and this girl's amazing achievements. Why don't you provide us all with a list of your patented inventions and the progressive impact they have had on our society. The truth is neither you nor Colt Whitmore, whoever the fuck that is, are any better than anyone else. Everyone likes to think they are so fucking special but the truth is your existence is completely irrelevant and insignificant.
Like everyone else all you will do is contribute to the materialistic society of which we live in, produce waste, consume energy and resources, pollute the earth, grow old, and finally die. Furthermore let me also state that I am not jealous that people are not producing videos praising me.
This may come as a shock to you but not everyone is desperately seeking admiration and acceptance by others and anyone who is intellectually honest with themselves realizes that peoples' opinions don't mean shit because the average person is fucking stupid.
By the way I did not do a youtube search on Colt Whitmore. I stumbled upon this video after taking a glance at the related videos list for a video regarding political correctness but nonetheless I'm sure this Whitmore fellow is no more laudable than the next youtube attention whore.
11 thousand views? What the fuck for? And this 'colt' person sounds like a fucking overly-likeable idiot. amd anyone who is that likeable and 'adorable' is someone you should be weary of! Not alot of people like me and I fucking adore that fact!
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years
[the reason u keep blinking so much is cos ur eyelids r weighed down with all the shiate on them :)] if u took ur make up off , and u were pretty , ide think u were sweet to make this video. but ur a bit weird
Chea your fuckinng HOT!!! Ah i love you for seriously, and for your next vid wear the gypsy robe and only the gypsy robe....j/k lol its still in the shop lol
In fact, when he was debating whether or not to quit making them [which was never even really a decision, it was a publicity stunt,] I encouraged him to keep making them. Colt and I had some personal problems. That's all I will say.
U R naturally attractive. Why all the black stuff around your eyes?!? Do you put your makeup on in the dark? People usually try to avoid dark circles under their eyes. You have them completely AROUND your eyes. Lighten up cutie!
oooh...wow. black eyeshadow. are people retarded to this concept? haha. if you have something nasty to say about my makeup, tell the folks at mac who offered me a job two and half years before it would even be legal for me to work there. ;]
Made yourself up a bit to appear on youtube didn't you love!!! Gotta hand it to colt though...he may be a spaz but if he can get birds like you interested he must be doing something right!
Whoa, eyes...those are contacts right? If not...im sorry...I just cant imagine that being real~ But, Im going to check out this Whitmore person because of you, thanks!
waaaaay too much makeup
NoLMAOnade 8 months ago
FAKEEEEEEEEEE
weezyfbaybee218 2 years ago
Colt is hilarious! And you are gorgeous!
sparhawk16 3 years ago
Linda maravilhasa pefeita anjo!!!!
fmgmoita 3 years ago
cool eyes :)
aMaZiNgAsHlEy000 3 years ago
i saw ur bewbs xD
TheLuciaRocka 3 years ago
... Sorry I gave you a view, X_x
itliansam4444 3 years ago
sound kind of stalker-ish O.o
carper7ftw 3 years ago
you should totally marry him. :D you guys are super cute.
xxsandyclaws 3 years ago
Colt Whitmore is an ugly cunt. He's not funny but he thinks he's the reincarnation of Peter fucking Cook or something. He's not. Just because a load of teenaged emo twats like his shit, it doesn't mean he's going become some successful comedian. He really isn't.
There are plenty of unfunny douchbags like Colt on youtube, but I'm cool with most of them. My problem with Colt is that he is an arrogent little fuck.
enigma19833 3 years ago
COOL MAKEUP
GET BACKK
imastupidasswhoreaty 4 years ago
I luhh your make-up.
And, I think you're gorgeous.
XD
xsdfuwhorex 4 years ago
HOLY SHIT! You look way hotter in the black and white vids
ARandomCanadian 4 years ago
I adore you!!!
You Are so BEAUTIFUL!
gowkid87 4 years ago
Colt is cute but he is into weird girls. No offence but havent some of ya noticed lol
brittyloveslogan 4 years ago
enough fuckin make up???
shellbee16 4 years ago 8
he made one for her first, that's why she even made it.then they got in a fight and he removed his, and he reuploaded it. and she doesn't look like a whore, this is a year old, she doesn't even look like that anymore. if you search audiowhoregasm on stick am . com [take out the spaces] you can see her now.
DIGITALFICTI0N 4 years ago
ROFL@ the fact that chelsea and colt dated, you guys who say she's obsessed have no idea what you're fucking talk ing about.
DIGITALFICTI0N 4 years ago
this isn't stupid, its really cute(: I'm sure he appreciated(:
AllimaccamillA 4 years ago
damn people! What did she do to you? I agree with 33baily
tess714 4 years ago
yea colt is amazin. but hun, its kind of freaky how ur obsessed with him. i'm not kiddin, u scare me.
afilover123 4 years ago
raccoon eyes much?
xshibityx 4 years ago
and uhhh yeah and uhhh ya soo anyway.. and uhh ya.. haha. ummm ya.. and.... well ... and ya.
iamwindykay 4 years ago
I bet you suck good cock.
SATetanus 4 years ago
fuck you slut, why dont you cut your god damn wrists emo bitch.
- Jimmy :-)
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Snigle 4 years ago
don't listen to reefer.
you DO NOT look like a whore. gosh haters. -.-
but this is sweet. =] i'm glad yall got eachother.
sandiegochrgrlvr89 4 years ago
u look like a whore, and he really isnt that funny at all.. but ur pretty funny (stupid)
Reefer2000 4 years ago
awesomeness for doing this!
StupidKido 4 years ago
Hey! You know i just went through all your comments, and some people really tried to put you down, but you are TRUELY GORGEOUS!! Yea, youd look good without all the makeup but i think it really makes you stand out! Dont let those dumb bitches discourage you. Your Awesome! :)
33bailey 4 years ago
you're stupid
utubesucksbawls 4 years ago
to WereAllDevo72
rosielovesrock 4 years ago
very good vocab... ( not )
TanSunGal 4 years ago
see you are so pretty, lay off the eyeliner hun, i realize you prolly like the look, but it's a bit too much... you're not on the runway. natural is beauty :-)
aliweed 4 years ago
you're adorable .
cccomatose 4 years ago
f`cking haters. They don't even know who the f`ck Colt Whitmore is. They should look him up on f`cking GOOGLE, yeahyoucan. These people are just jealous because they don't have anyone making videos about how much they like them even tho they don't know them. This video has over 12,000 views since so many people look up "Colt Whitmore" on freeking youtube. & your not a dumb ass or wear too much makeup, your gorgeous. These losers are hating on people who have gotten someplace in their life.
mariolaaaa 4 years ago
And how have you "gotten someplace" in your life. I'm sure we would all be astonished at both you and this girl's amazing achievements. Why don't you provide us all with a list of your patented inventions and the progressive impact they have had on our society. The truth is neither you nor Colt Whitmore, whoever the fuck that is, are any better than anyone else. Everyone likes to think they are so fucking special but the truth is your existence is completely irrelevant and insignificant.
WereAllDevo72 4 years ago
Like everyone else all you will do is contribute to the materialistic society of which we live in, produce waste, consume energy and resources, pollute the earth, grow old, and finally die. Furthermore let me also state that I am not jealous that people are not producing videos praising me.
WereAllDevo72 4 years ago
This may come as a shock to you but not everyone is desperately seeking admiration and acceptance by others and anyone who is intellectually honest with themselves realizes that peoples' opinions don't mean shit because the average person is fucking stupid.
WereAllDevo72 4 years ago
By the way I did not do a youtube search on Colt Whitmore. I stumbled upon this video after taking a glance at the related videos list for a video regarding political correctness but nonetheless I'm sure this Whitmore fellow is no more laudable than the next youtube attention whore.
WereAllDevo72 4 years ago
Just shut the fuck up, okay?
rosielovesrock 4 years ago
uh 1.your not very pretty,no offence.
and 2. COLT WHITMORE IS MINE YOU HOE.
HardHitter2010 4 years ago
i bet they had sex the next day
moni270 4 years ago
""OMG your makeup!!!!
holy shit!!!
i cant literally see your eyes watering from all that eyeliner.
and your face. omg your face.
you have more foundation on than neone i have evvver seen....hollllly shittttttttttt. ""
^HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!! RIFK RIFK RIFK LAWL!
sandman109 4 years ago
dude fkn score...go meet her right this fkn second..or ur gay. plain and simple
SEKCEF 4 years ago
Because it means that I am unique!!!!! And I would rather be unique than liked, like some asshole named 'colt'.
DoctorSensitive 4 years ago
11 thousand views? What the fuck for? And this 'colt' person sounds like a fucking overly-likeable idiot. amd anyone who is that likeable and 'adorable' is someone you should be weary of! Not alot of people like me and I fucking adore that fact!
DoctorSensitive 4 years ago
You say adorable a lot!
nikkers2345 4 years ago
shes pretty.,..........PRETTY FUCKIN HOT
halomademepoor 4 years ago
well it went somewhen it got over 10,000 views and 10 favorites.. and you get to call colt. lucky. nowidontlikeyou.
imahater. >[
stevenswife06 4 years ago
ur styles awsome!!! .....u look like and sound like the gurl on mean gurls but you dont seem mean
differences4lyfe 4 years ago
you are PRECIOUS..
I love it.
and yes we do ALL adore colt.
he's amazing.
i agree 120%.
<3 Kristy
p.s.
you are BEAUTIFUL!1
kristydaniels 4 years ago
Wow, talk about a ton of eye makeup.
angelicharmony 4 years ago
thats really cute. sweet sweet!
oh and to all the dumb asses saying that shes a dumb ass F U!
lmao get some respect they're IN LOVE duh.
i would probly do the same thing.
lol i mean who wouldn't if they're in love.
APerkzProduction 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years
Yatoast23 4 years ago
but i mean like its reli cute any way and u have lovely eyes but seriosly u might damage ur skin im being serios but it dus suit u
10clairemke 4 years ago
[the reason u keep blinking so much is cos ur eyelids r weighed down with all the shiate on them :)] if u took ur make up off , and u were pretty , ide think u were sweet to make this video. but ur a bit weird
10clairemke 4 years ago
he's not going to call you sweetheart i'm sorry... shit i wouldn't call you with that makeup
vinylrecord1960 4 years ago
i like your make-up around your eyes ^^ like your style cyz u sound like a nice person:D
LordSesshoumaru1727 4 years ago
what a dumb bitch
fckcoltwhitmore 4 years ago
its okay to have that makeup on but it still looks like it hurts
AlittleMOREXSL 5 years ago
Dude, youhave alot of makeup on but like doesnt that hurt your eyes just a lil bit
AlittleMOREXSL 5 years ago
daym
Poonage500 5 years ago
Chea your fuckinng HOT!!! Ah i love you for seriously, and for your next vid wear the gypsy robe and only the gypsy robe....j/k lol its still in the shop lol
inhumanangel 5 years ago
WOW
joshandmatt666 5 years ago
i love your makeup, tell me how you did it. i love colt too
Jessielessie 5 years ago
can you say internet relationships? HAHAHAHAH
tribe567 5 years ago
CAUSED colt to quit making youtubes?!
yeah, that was me all right. ;]
I didn't cause Colt to do anything.
In fact, when he was debating whether or not to quit making them [which was never even really a decision, it was a publicity stunt,] I encouraged him to keep making them. Colt and I had some personal problems. That's all I will say.
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
delete that shit...delete this video
coltwhitmore 5 years ago
Isn't this the girl that almost caused Colt to quit making videos? Woahh funny how feeling changeeeee.
yokaichild 5 years ago
1 thing that would make this vid better
use a little eyeliner cause its too much eyeliner
use less and ull be a star :)
redknight802 5 years ago
i love the makeup... it looks so good on you... FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS WHO HATE BLACK
ericalynnmaier 5 years ago
what, do you hate white?!
boxobox 5 years ago
suck my dick
Jlib 5 years ago
Your A Fucken Faggot Stop Thinking About Your Fucken Dick And Dont Fucken Judge People
BnChased 5 years ago
U R naturally attractive. Why all the black stuff around your eyes?!? Do you put your makeup on in the dark? People usually try to avoid dark circles under their eyes. You have them completely AROUND your eyes. Lighten up cutie!
prolifer54 5 years ago
oooh...wow. black eyeshadow. are people retarded to this concept? haha. if you have something nasty to say about my makeup, tell the folks at mac who offered me a job two and half years before it would even be legal for me to work there. ;]
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
you DO wanna have a bajillion of his babies
ADMIT IT!!!
davo415 5 years ago
Made yourself up a bit to appear on youtube didn't you love!!! Gotta hand it to colt though...he may be a spaz but if he can get birds like you interested he must be doing something right!
BelatedCommiseration 5 years ago
awww ur soo pretty i love ur eyes and smile..even thought im a girl ur really preety
poohbearlovesnick 5 years ago
Im a guy and shes fricken hot!
deadside666 5 years ago
u are FUCKING HOT
super240986 5 years ago
i second that.
Raaaaaaaaage 5 years ago
You wanna have like a million of his babies, don't you? ;)
lavishlyDecorated 5 years ago
very pretty:]
justalittlebit 5 years ago
oh dear!!
discopills 5 years ago
thats really cute lol
cyberdog1111 5 years ago
wow
ur very cute. yeah. yeah...
Idah0 5 years ago
you remember me CHUCKY! :P
lol
sashacohen 5 years ago
okay, whatever this is its something you call , not send a video for the whole world to see :|
Eiricco 5 years ago
okay, whatever. you're jealous it's cool. ;]
i'll make you one if you really want to.
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
awwwwww u r so cute, im a girl, but im english, and i love the american accent :D
Abbieh16xx 5 years ago
colt is amazing :)
hokiepokie525 5 years ago
i'v got a q! would you give him a 69?
lfc22 5 years ago
haaaaa, you might wanna ask him about that.
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
yes, they are real. :D and thank you.
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
Whoa, eyes...those are contacts right? If not...im sorry...I just cant imagine that being real~ But, Im going to check out this Whitmore person because of you, thanks!
devilrydutchess 5 years ago
that's a big negative ghost rider. lol
PNKEEE07 5 years ago
...hahahhaaa
dearyoudropdead 5 years ago
Wow do people really have to be that lame so be rude about your make up. I miss you girll!
kernduh 5 years ago
so cute, how many times did she say he was amazing lol?
acesreung 5 years ago
You're aboslutely right, Chelsea... Colt Whitmore is adorable... and so are you!!! I love you, Chelsea Criner!
JHAce2k 5 years ago
aww you have such pretty eyes. =]
eatingwithkristin 5 years ago
whoa, you should lay off the eyeshadow and eye makeup a little
PNKEEE07 5 years ago
you should lay off the gay utube names , ass.
nigg33rrrrrr 5 years ago
you've got room to talk
PNKEEE07 5 years ago
my screen name just happens to repusent my culture as an african american , do you have a problem with this?
nigg33rrrrrr 5 years ago
did i say i did?
PNKEEE07 5 years ago
yes , yes you did.
you've got room to talk
thats what you said when i said lay ff the gay utube names.
i believe tyou owqe me and apolagy , pinky oh seven
nigg33rrrrrr 5 years ago
PWND!!
stephielovesj00 5 years ago
OMG your makeup!!!!
holy shit!!!
i cant literally see your eyes watering from all that eyeliner.
and your face. omg your face.
you have more foundation on than neone i have evvver seen....hollllly shittttttttttt.
StatikxxDaydream 5 years ago
lol lmao
Greentel1 5 years ago
Thats so sweet, aww :) haha - seeya -
BrittNeeGDxo 5 years ago
why dont you guys stay on subject ugg I hate tmobile but that was really funny ur mom lol
monkeysskate 5 years ago
Your hot!
MEEEEpo 5 years ago
random you have really straight white teeth
cool1440 5 years ago