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  • I cant hear what your saying over all the laundry and dishes that need to be done. A woman and a car is a bad match to begin with.. much less one with some power. Get back in the kitchen and make me some sandwiches. Or use that mouth for what its for.. and that isnt talking.

  • Daddy showed you EVERYTHING huh? Is this you getting revenge?

  • she didnt crash? i think she handled it pretty well.... for a woman

  • lol that's what you get for trying to make a corvette into a kitchen...

  • Hey at least boyfriend probably got at least a year of wild sex to pay for that one

  • Haven't you seen the shirt? Bottles are for babies, real men get blown :)

  • After I heard her that you have to turn TCS off, I literally laughed my ass off.

  • Fail.

  • wait... 800hp and u need water to do a burn out? hmm

  • pretty mad i had to sit thru 2 1/2 minutes of that dumb bitch talking for a shitty crash

  • bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing

  • Hey she had an excuse, it was dark out, couldn't see.

    She should stick to learning to give head.

  • He better have got laid after that bullshit !

  • Recipe for disaster and ridicule:

    Mix:

    800+ rwhp Corvette

    traction control off

    woman behind the wheel.

    Enjoy explaining this to your buddies.

  • why is there a 800hp vette in the kitchen??

  • RULE NUMBER 1! THIS ISNT THE KITCHEN!

  • 800 hp.

    horsepower used to mean horsepower

    it now means hoe power

  • Woman behind 800hp corvette. Never even crossed my mind that a crash would ever happen, what a surprise

  • she didnt wreck anything goddamnit, bad quality vid too

  • Rule # 7. Never take your foot off the gas.

  • I would have dumped her on site.

  • Well safe to say he's not into her for her intellect?

  • this is why she should have made a film about MAKING SANDWICHES!

  • strange looking kitchen.

  • I knew from when she started talking about how to drive she was doomed haha!!!

  • Women. That is all.

  • was this filmed with a fuckin pencil?

  • she broke rule number # 6 how will i learn this way

  • hahaha yup!

  • no one who has been driving maybe 1yr and a half should be allowed to be hind the wheel of anything that has more than 200hp...If she had any experience she would have simply gotten out of it as soon as it started to drift..

  • @stevefromPA2 yep yep yep ! My thoughts exactly..Common sense and experience tells you to get off it...Maybe the helmet fell down over her eyes and shut off her brain? Sorry,.no sympathy for the dude.. he let her drive his expensive sled and she fokked it up, you could see it comming...lucky it wasn't worse...

  • @Maxharddrive64 You can tell she had been listening to him, and he probably thought she was ready...but let her tear up a 90s or 80s mustang or camaro...

  • hahahahah lol....dumb bitch ahahahhahaha....

  • there is NO CRISSI!!! WHERE IS CRISSI!!!

  • She should continue to just suck dick, which is how she got to sit in that car in the first place.

  • where is the wreck

  • YOU MUST DIE! YOU MURDERED A 20K CAR!

  • @RhinoMMA Probably more actually. HA!

  • @RhinoMMA 20k.... your serious. No your not, you can't be. I refuse to believe it.

  • @last1born313 Okay?

  • shed have to suck a mean dick in order to ever get behind the wheel of a car like that again, fuck me! that pussy better be made of gold! haha

  • here we will learn if girls can drive. Spoiler alert no fuckin way

  • this is why we dont have women for presedent and please women can bearly drive cars unless your john forces daughter

  • so a spinout is crashing? lame.. I wanted to see how far she'd go after leaving the vehicle via the front windshield.. might be a record, you never know

  • tinted shield helmet at night?

  • #1 He's an idiot for letting her drive

    #2 Bullshit camera

    #3 She doesn't have much ass to speak of.....she's just sticking it out for the pic

  • seems like she ain't gettin no dicks after this crash! lolz

  • You missed rule 2.5 ... get out and let the man drive.

  • I heard a womans voice tell me she was going to teach me how to drive a race car.. I chuckled.

  • that's an odd kitchen.. Must be a mobile one or something.

  • suk m1 d1ck b1tch

  • Do something useful go strip for your boyfriend. Leave the driving to someone that knows how to...

  • I know somebody that will be owing quite a few knob jobs after that incident. And swallowing would not be optional.

  • I wish she really did turn the nitrous tank on and try to start it... BOOM!

  • Men do strange things in hopes to get lucky..this guy learned that lesson the hard and expensive way!

  • OMG!!!!

  • OMG I know, Id so tap that...would be nice in the corvette though.

  • got the sexiest ass ever!

  • ahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h one word...TAP tap tap....tapity tapity tapp tap

  • Fly over state

  • orange faced washed out hooker showing us that american cars cant turn corners big whoop!!!

  • it´s time for a Nelson laughing from The Simpsons: HAHA!

  • women and cars... hilarious.

  • Note: Never trust a woman on how to drive.

  • i nutted as soon as it started...dat lope

  • she cant drive, but my cock loves her....and she loves him

  • She better swallow after that.

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2:38 giggity GIGGITY goooooo! lmao shes fuckin HOTTT!

  • That horrible sound of tires squealing and a loud momentum stopping "Bummmmphoof"

  • Automatic vettes have a torque convertor you idiot she put it in drive

  • That was a dirty trick, at 1:23, the only reason I am here, seeing her suck on ice cream on a stick

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  • okay the FIRST MISTAKE= DO NOIT TURN THE TRACTION CONTROL OFF unless your the STIG.

  • and this is why women shouldnt drive

  • 1: nitrous is for retards that can't put a turbo together

    2: this ditz needs a good slap

    3: that vett doesn't a torque converter.... it has a clutch.

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

  • Who let her out the kitchen?

  • are u filming whit patato ?

  • omg

  • she didnt wreck she just spun out like a dumbass

  • dude really? youre almost as dumb as she is. Why the hell would u hand over ur keys to a 800hp ride, regardless if its male or female, if they havent driven something that has that much power, having them do a fucking burnout is pretty stupid lol.

  • "then you gotta suck off the camera man......uhhh well i guess its the rules" BIMBO. Stay out of the cockpit!

  • here`s a thought.....try filming in the daytime you fucking nob end

  • i know what i`d do with my helmet.....put it in your sweet tight ass baby

  • TRY NOT TO CRASH LOL

  • THAT CAR HAD MORE BALLS THEN SHE CAN HANDLEE

  • thumbs up if this is why u came here 1:25

  • @ezranator123 forget the 1:25 boys go to the end

  • @ezranator123 Yeah, looks like a dildo in her mouth..... I should know better, but I fall for it every time!

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  • Rule#1: know how to drive the car you're getting into. Moron

  • thats why bitches dont drive fast cars

  • coolest kitchen ever.

  • Really ?? First you gotta get into the car ?? Nah i think ill just sit on my porch try to open up my Nos canisters with a coat hanger and a piece of string -____-

  • Was this filmed with a toaster?

  • id race her pussy!!

  • Ya... Id fuck her.

  • So...... How ugly are you that an 18y.o. drives a $65k car into the gard rail just so you might get some?

  • hope she let you put it in her ass for that.

  • No, just one more dumb bitch, wasting my time.

  • no bitch, first you get in the car then, turn the car on.

  • She better be going that fast to get to the kitchen!

  • @NZXTInerTia LMFAO!!!!!!!! Wtf she doing out of it??

  • @TheOmartennis

    making sandwiches too

  • That was painful to watch. . .

  • what a dick you are for letting anyone. drive your ride..

  • what a waste of 2:38 mins

  • Step 1- Get in the car.

    -_- I thought it was gonna race itself

  • I hope she took it up the ass for a month straight for wrecking his car!

  • Safety first !

  • lol. rice killer? like.. the actual rice on the fields? cause thats just where your car went!

  • @AlCaponeRocks999 More like rice harvester

  • it sounded good right up to the point where it didnt sound good anymore.

  • Sad part is thats not even a race car. My Jeep can beat corvettes left and right.

  • Dum ass

  • "now you gotta start the car" IS THAT SOOOOO?! "turn the traction control off" She's making it worse for herself....fucking retard.

  • @fuckoffigus if you want to be pedantic about it, yes

    but for the rest of us who understand what i was talking about 5 speed can be colloquial for a manual gearbox in most senses for american cars

    you forgot to mention 5 speed automatic and semiautomatic gearboxes as well!

  • It's not a Bluemotion Diesel Polo, it's 800 horsepower, don't stamp on the accelerator before you've got a taste for the power

  • A Corvette is rice???? I was waiting for that motor to blow from the nitrous

  • @fuckoffigus haha

  • if you only own cars with five speed gearboxes, you will prevent both theft and (even worse for the car) female drivers

  • dumb but hot

  • YOUR A DUMB CUNT

  • i got a boner when she started the car

  • lmao ricekiller? hahai drive a 650hp R33 GTR and i bet i could take that fucking thing...traction off lol..by the time ur done spinning i would behalf way down the 1/4 mile...and nitrous is for pussies

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  • @lhjoe my car is in multiple videos on my page u fuckin retard.

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  • @alvarezah How is nitrous for pussies if you don't mind?

  • @tkbaby1013 because every little punk like u who watches little go fast car movies come to the track in summer fully equiped with nitrous in ur garage tuned cars,u barely know how to use it but u enjoy the attention of winning that one race,then ur engine goes boom and u wonder why only pussies race with shit like that and i've seen it done enough times in the past yr to be disgusted i have no respect for people who use nitrous because it's a pointless boost of speed so wat if u win using "nos"

  • @alvarezah 800 RWHP with properly warmed drag radials would rape your GTR past the 60 foot.

    idc what kind of car it is, 800RWHP > 650BHP (570at the wheels)

  • @kkage2 lol? umm i think i've been in enough drag races to understand how little of a difference 150hp actually makes hahaha i love it with people like you u think the power is everything, it's not we have various controls that i assure given the right circumstances my car would destroy that vette, yes i use drag slicks and i have no passenger seats or extra weight u know what that says? my car IS a drag car. lmao sigh..this never gets old

  • @alvarezah what's you're 1/4 mile time.

  • @kkage2 9.88 was the best.

  • @alvarezah haha no man i made some quick calcs first of all i have launch control on my gtr with 4wd, that means i can pretty much harness the whole 650hp pretty much from the line almost flooring it, it's only a 150hp difference and my car has had the backseats completely pulled out along with many other parts spare tires etc to lighten the load...my car is now essentially a track car, you would be surprised at how little difference 650hp is to 800.

  • @alvarezah not to mention you wouldnt look like a pompous golfer. gtr>>>>vette. american dumbasses

  • don't worry, was only a low quality US-car....

  • @druide106 High quality*

  • @ChrisHansenism not really dude :(

  • @druide106 I'm American, and I agree the the ZR1 is like made out of a special plastic, not carbon fiber, however most Mustangs are quality cars.

  • $90k, a not too bright attractive female, and we need more people on the Earth like this?

  • dotn put traction control off, it will make you weel spin when full power at begin

  • this is why girls shouldnt drive

  • bitches are only good for sucking dick and fucking thats it(:

  • @TheOmartennis And you wonder why you're alone.

  • @TheOmartennis What a cunt you are. sexist Cock Jockeys like you give guys like me a bad rep. Faggot. your probably a virgin.

  • @canadiangearhead80 bitches= superficial rude slutty whores

    there are a lot of nice respectable women out there and I have the highest level of respect for those women, its these "bitches" that I can't stand because of their stupidity and lack of reason and downright attitude.

  • @NikoLiberty1000 i stand corrected, good man. :)

  • @canadiangearhead80 bitch shut up!! you give guys a bad name by acting like such a pussy!!

  • I was thinking a Different Helmet.

  • Rule#5 - suck his dick until the skins about to peel off to get anywhere near the car again. what a dumb bitch. tee hee.

  • MOST IMPORTANT RULE DONT LET DUMB BITCHES DRIVE 800hp cars THERE NOT TOYS

  • @MF91ADL they're

  • Mistake #1 turning TCS off in a car you do not know how to drive

    Mistake #2 Trying to act like you know how to operate the car

    Mistake #3 purging the NOS

  • god i wish videos would just get to the fucking point

  • Rule #8 call allstate before this bitch wrecks it, then again it's only a vett

  • what kind of potato Did you use to film This?!

  • rapey rape time........i thinks

  • Rule #3 do a burnout

    Rule#4 Put your helmet on

    Rule#5 Put on your seatbelt....

    Whoops, Oh and what rule do you put your beer down?

  • Clearly sounds like a quad rotor mazda engine. Idiots putting that shit in a corvette, when they should stay in the mazdas.

  • what the fuck did i just watch!?

  • save your time 2:21

  • nitrous in a corvette is dumb

  • @fluffysnakeful bottles are for babies...

  • @fluffysnakeful lol I know right? As if it needs it...

  • Is the grass okay?!

  • If you want to talk on film, take the key out so we don't have to listen to that damn ding. As much as these cars cost, you think they would have a key alert more sophisicated then the beeper in a casio watch.

  • @ZX2Fast True but their all made of plastic anyway, at least the vette is LOL