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  • that was the longest 4:56 min of my life XD

  • ha-haaa! snap gearchanges!

  • i didnt wanna do what i just did

  • Top Gear PLEASE PUT THE THIRD PART !

  • Awesome !

  • Any of this on DVD? I live in the States and would dearly *love* to have this on R1 DVD!

  • GET IN GEAR C'MON!!!! lol

  • omg wtf ?????

  • "oh that is actually quite bad now" "yer it is thats on fire"

    No shit, thats what happens when u put a heater with hay....dickheads

  • @plowking883 heard of sarcasm u tool? it was done on purpose!

  • @dougy937 Yer i have heard of sarcasm u tool....have you?

  • @plowking883 you dont watch top gear much do you

  • @annilator666 Nope dont get a chance to, im always at work when its on....

  • YOU!!!

    it does understeer... this lorry :)

  • NO PART 3 >:O

  • 54 prostitutes and a polish truck driver disliked this.

  • not frickin fair

    i always wanted to drive a truck

  • @MrAntibieber01 - I always wanted to drive a truck on fire.

  • the part where they crash the trucks were quite scary, i know they reinforce the glass but thats obviously not enough..

    i wouldnt do it even if they paid me, these guys have serious balls to do that..

  • WHERE THE HELL IS PART 3, CAN SOMONE PLZ MESSAGE ME THE LONK

  • "yes i know , its bad, im sorry"

    "well, its worse than that..."

  • 1:56 very very very nice,beautiful!!!!

  • The 3rd part :)

    topgear[dot]com/uk/videos/truc­king-hell-3

  • part 3?

  • *whole truck is burning* ''o, that's quite bad actually right now'' hahahahahahaha

  • "It's worse than that..." I almost pissed myself :L

  • The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

    The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

  • I used to drive one of them !

    But then i took an arrow to the knee :(

  • lol "Your on FIRE!!!" "We on the next challenge lads?"

  • 4:30 The back of the trailer is on fire. 4:35 The front of the trailer is on fire. Oops

  • @dob90210 thats because fire can burn other parts of things

  • uwielbiam ich ;)

  • "You Werent ready For that Slow" LOL

  • "Oh, that is actually quite bad now" "Yeah, it is, that's on fire.." Hahahah

  • Lol, how the hell did his truck get set on fire??? (at 4:22)

  • @RosaAurora11 His started with Hay on one side and an electric fire on the other side, lolol.

  • @RosaAurora11 the straw caught the heater inside the truck.

  • Thoes understear this lorry...

  • "hammond meanwhile was just squashing the finishing line"

  • part 3???

  • Pure bliss.

  • Scania power of Sweden

  • Best part 2:21 onwards

  • Part 3 is on topgear 's website. Search Truck on the box at the right-top corner and click Go.

  • The missing part is on topgear's website.

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  • Wait, surely Clarkson must've passed the Micra?

  • @OldTimeyJunk even though it came out before richard got to jeremey?

  • @OldTimeyJunk even if he did what difference do it make

  • clarckson : ive got you SLOW

  • Stupid British do we Americans have to colonies you again?

  • @0712705027 hahaha so funny

  • @0712705027 again? You've got it the wrong way round lol.

  • @0712705027 ahh, that proves the stupidity of some of my fellow americans

    dude the british colonized this place, years had passed and then those who where living here decided to split from the kingdom and create what became the US.

    so I'd like to remind that all american's (except natives) are descendants of the... well europeans immigrants some asian and so forth

  • @0712705027 Not sure if this guy is trolling or just a total moron....

    1. It's colonize, not colonies.

    2. The British colonized the Americas, and then the Americans felt the tyranny of the King and then they split off into a whole new nation. So... they colonized us.

  • Morons!

  • thumbs up if you found James peeking around his cake at the end one of the funniest parts.

  • why dont they start in 3rd gear because you can,well i know the renault magnum can,drove one of those for a year

  • "It does understeer, this lorry..." Haha =D

  • lol "in exactly just over 3 minutes..." yea so exact

  • @edvinasjarmala: jeremy had a load of straw at one end of the trailer, and an electric heater at the other.

  • 4:26 How did the truck get in fire?

  • 2:49 , two guys in richard´s lorry pushing the little car out :(

  • @vladiimir112 there are no guys in the lorry. You can see that as it turns. the car isnt secure and with the constant bumping through the course it busted the doors so when it got to the hill the gradient was enough for the car to roll and hit the doors open and roll out. It looks like there is someone in there but there isnt, its the layout of the inside back shelf that the car kept hitting in part 1 when richard was struggling to hitch up the trailer

  • Omfg, this is one of the funniest episodes eva!!;)

  • Brilliant, missed this when it was on tv.

  • Wheres the third video then -.-'?

  • "got a bit of a hill.. carry some sp... WHOOAA WHOAA WHOOAAA!!!!!" LMAO

  • this caltex commercial is getting annoying..

  • The clip were Hammond lost his car is obiously set up as If u watch carefully b4 the camera cut changes he pulls over into the grass when the car falls out

  • @TehPuLzeee i dont care it just cranks me up!

  • stolen car lol

  • ive been watching these guys videos for the past 2 hours.these guys r my HEROS

  • Fark, BBc loves their bloody ads

  • These trucks are shit compared to amrican simi trucks

  • @MrTacoface2

    But ours are built on economy, when your gas prices go up all truckers go bankrupt.

  • @MrTacoface2

    but probably twice as powerful lol

  • Tually Quote Bad now!

  • Oh that is ac

  • Who thinks that season 12 is the best? XD

  • Thumps up if you didn't find the murder a prostitute joke offensive?

  • @1A157 i didnt notice one ...

  • This is so freaking funny I could not stop laughing! I need more!

  • " Now lets look at the cake... ah" lol

  • "Hammond, meanwhile, was just squashing the finishing line."

  • "YOU'RE ON FIRE" "you got the next challenge lads?" "How can we be this rubbish?" ".... So anyway how's your car?" "stolen..." .... "oh that is actually quite bad now" hahahahaha

    Rofl "I absolutely hope James May wakes up in the morning and ten thousand insects are in his underpants"

  • 49 people woke up with 10,000 insects in their underpants

  • man, that looked like a good cake...

  • Where's part 3 ?

  • i cried i laughed so hard during of these videos

  • Please tell me that these Lorries were driven on a private cource.

  • @scandawarrior Milbrook where the motor industry test some of it's new models and Top Gear also do some of their rubbish car challenges.

  • "It does understeer this lorry" - James May

  • "Hehhehhehhehey! Now lets have a look at me cake."

    "Aw."

  • Im crying, this is too damn funny.

  • well theresyour problum

  • 3:05 HYPOCRIT

  • When i first saw this episode i was drowning in my own tears of laughter

  • 4:11 I love how May says "yeah". lol

  • its just insane to give these 3 guys a truck xD

  • @074nathan Exactly ! Thats like handing over a handgrenade to a 3-year-old child.

  • Anyone see the man in the back of hammonds lorry when the car crashes out?

  • @Kindereggification oh yeah! Looks freaky to be seeing a dark shadow like that. Wonder if he is there to release the car...

  • press 5 fast...not very fast!

  • lol, brilliant :D haha

  • where is part 3

  • lol at richard at 1:55

  • Your on fire!!! Dont care...

  • "Just straighten this up a bit"

  • @stever199 ROTFLMMFAOO!!!!! i absolutely did not catch that! ahahaha am crying! xD

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

  • anybody know wheres part 3????????!!!!!

  • im die at the face at 2:26 hahahahahaha

  • "Exactly just over three minutes"

  • 2:05! ahha great

  • Excuse me for being so angry but I am SO F***ING SICK of seeing that advert for the Nissan Juke, repulsive thing that it is.

  • I dient want ta dew wut i jus did,

  • 2:28

    i want to know what jeremy sayed:D

  • Laugh, out, loud.

  • scania is the best then the renau8lt, but nothing compares to a freightliner classic with a catterpillar 600 or a cummins n14 or a peterbilt, anyways i love the show

  • it does understeer,.... this lorry

  • Captian Clumsy XD ahahahaahaha XD LOL XD

    and that ofc makes me Captian Forgetful ( the youtube user of real life who forgets things)

  • 2:46 fail xD

  • HAMSTER: "HEAD LIGHTS ARE GONNA BE SMASHED TO BITS! I DEARED LOOK"

    JAMES: "WELL IT'S WORSE THEN THAT...!"

    LMAO!

  • James's wedding cake crumbled,Richard's car fell out and Jeremy's lorry caught fire lol

  • James: try using the handbrake like you would on I dont know a car.

    LOL does the term reverse gear mean anything to you on a Lorry James? XD LOL XD hahah XD

  • 2:24 LOL!!!!

  • 2:50 clearly after the car falls out, the truck clearly pulls off the road. I know some is staged, but that was bad.

  • lol car is stolen

  • in the minds of a truck driver whoever thought doin something as amusing as this would be THAT hard XD

  • stop saying eventually!

  • Hilarious!!!!

  • "... YOU!"

    "does understeer this lorry"

    =DD

  • FUCK YOUTUBE ADDS

  • "It is bad, i'm sorry"

    "That's worse than that"

    :DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • FUCKING ADVERTS!!!!!!!!!JHDSBCHJDDHSWE­QUBDHS

  • Amazing Race

  • I take great offense to Jeremy Clarkson's comment that truck drivers are busy murdering prostitutes all the time. My father drove a lorry for over 30 years, and he hardly murdered any prostitutes.

  • @patchesdf hell yeah he hardly did lol

  • @patchesdf

    Brilliant :D

  • clumsest person in the no world

  • "Does understeer this lorry" XD

  • HAHA!

  • Best one: "Does understeer this lorry".

    HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!!! Freaking hilarious!!!

  • Top Gear, You rock my world

  • hahaaahah this is soooo fucking funny. top gear is the BEST

  • "I didn't want to do what I just did" Hahaha! This is defiantly one of my favorite episodes.

  • "Headlight are gonna be smashed to bits..."

    "..yes I know. It's bad I'm sorry."

    "Well, it's worse than that.."

  • @LeBartman SO WHERE IS IT?

    I DON'T KNOW!!

  • WOW!!! I LOVE TOP GEAR!!!!!!

  • lol

  • How the hell did it get on fire*?!

  • @0802epo Clarkson's rig had a bale of hay at one end (cockpit) and an electric fire at the other (by the doors).

  • @0802epo Inside Clarkson's truck was a pile of straw and a heater.

  • @0802epo The hay bales he was carrying had slid toward the rear of the trailer where an electric heater was mounted to and eventually caught fire.

  • 2:29

    "You!"

    "Does understeer this lorry"!

    Perfect excuse there James! :-P

  • Great episode.

  • I love Top Gear but I wish that they hadn't shown Hammond pulling in @ 2:50. It makes the ending just a scripted farce.

  • I loved the part where they ruined three perfectly fine trucks. And the cake.

  • bbc, unblock part three

  • is it just me or does the water look strange at 4:36

  • @TheAlmightyPumpShot its actually smoke.....

  • @TheAlmightyPumpShot umm thats smoke from the inside of it

  • @Babyfang5 ya but it looks like water kind of.

  • British ppl are fuckin weird.

  • @leatherface976666 guess you a yank then ?

  • @TOMaNdBEN1 No,I'm a Johnny Reb.

  • @leatherface976666 No you fucking idiot, i meant "YANK" as in an american, not as in "BILLY YANK".....stupid redneck prick

  • @TOMaNdBEN1 I know exactly what you meant mother fucker,I just don't apply the term ' Yank ' to myself...Like I asked the asshole below me,how does it feel to get your asses kicked not once,not even twice but 3 fucking times by us???...All of the UK is America's bitch now...FUCK THE QUEEN!!!

  • @leatherface976666 HAHAHAHHAHAHA you fucking got the shit kicked out of you in vietnam, failed to invade cuba thats right CUBA on the bay of pigs invasion, america was founded by the U.K including other european countries, americas a baby to the U.K whe have more experience on warfare my freind, we fucking ran an empire which included almost every country on the earth you havent, all you fucking americans can do is nuke someone. now please jump off a bridge thank you :)

  • @TOMaNdBEN1 I'll give you Vietnam ( not that the British was anywhere in sight ) but as far as Cuba, who the fuck do you think is running Guantanamo Bay???...All the good that ' experience ' did for you, you got the shit kicked outta you even though the British Military at the time was easily 10 times stronger...You're a good one to talk about nuking someone,have you forgotten about Dresden and Hamburg during WWII???

  • @leatherface976666

    You obviously haven't a clue about history. Britain is pretty good, but remember not only did Britain fail miserably in Afghanistan, which we conquered in six weeks with Special Forces teams and air support, but Britain needed us to come bail you guys out not once, but twice against the same country. The only reason you aren't speaking German right now is because of the English Channel. We helped you beat German twice. Please be a bit more grateful...

  • @Yarnall541 I think you clicked the wrong name to reply to. . . .

  • @Yarnall541 If we owe thanks to anyone its Russia, Russia got to Berlin while Britian and the US had just entered Germany AND the Russians fought 2/3rds of the German army we wouldnt be speaking german at all as we won the Battle of Britian we was under no threat of invasion, when you say "bailed" us out. You only entered both wars after your own people were attacked. If no-one attacked you, you would of sat back and watched so dont come and preach like your country was the savior of the world

  • @Damien3210

    Ike allowed the Sovs to take Berlin, along with the massive casualties that would entail. Yes, attacking Russia was his greatest mistake, but the US was providing support with the Land Lease program to Britain AND the USSR up to and after the actual declaration of war. During the early days of Barbarossa, Germany was surprised to see many Russian units using American equipment, via the port of Archangel.

    BoB was crucial, but at best you would have had to sue for peace with Germany.

  • @Yarnall541 US Special Forces are useless, more like Special Needs.

  • @DrunkRussian2

    US Special forces are the best in the world at their specified role. I actually prefer the 3rd Special Forces Group (Airborne), which is different from the 7th and the 10th, which are the classic "battlefield general" teams which train local armies to aid in guerilla warfare. the 3rd is composed of heavily armed direct action A-teams, and they proved their ability at the Battle of Debeka Pass in 2003 in Northern Iraq. Look it up. Pretty impressive for a couple of A-teams..