Bullshit. Majority of women these days won't cook, do laundries, clean the house, etc. Your man brings home the checks, let him have a car he wants. Do you not understand we get laughed at and feel like less of a man driving minivans and subcompacts. It's like your man forcing you to ONLY shop at Wal-mart for all your purses, shoes, clothes, jewelry, and make-up. How would you feel? At least cars are used every day, unlike your $300 dollar dresses that you wear twice a year.
This video brought to you by feminazi's who don't know the difference between women doing something that makes them feel better about themselves, and doing something for their man. The same women who usually are 40 years old and have never been married and will never have children and die alone.
Great spoof! Women still do the majority of domestic work, while also working outside the home and earning 20-30% less than men for the same work. It's really sad how sexist our society still is. Just take one look at most of the comments on this video, sexism (and general stupidity) is clearly still rampant.
Lol... start 70% of business. No mention of succeeding.. just starting hehe.
Difference between the ads is that hubbie has a strict regimen enforced by a female authoritarian, and in this one female "authority" says she'll let him "keep the power tool and subwoufer" which both have a distinct purpose.
Toilet seat down? Nay.
Ego-stroking. lol. Women could never understand the relationship between man and car. They look at cars as status symbols whereas men know the nuts and bolts of them.
If your wife is LETTING you do certain things, you should just moved back in with your parents since you don't care about having any sort of independence.
Reasons I don't care for being married! Guess what girls, I don't drive muscle to impress you, because I'm a star racer or even because I'm a star athlete! If you have a problem with me enjoying driving a fun car, suck it up and pay for your own shit! Because I'll place a stop payment on that new coach purse you want before I surrender my car!
Look at all these dudes on here stroking eachothers dicks lol. This video wasn't made very well though, it was a good idea but lacked in quality material, could've been funnier, could've had a better ending. But yes, women do make most financial decisions in most American households. I can count how many men I've met who actually take responsibility for their families on one hand lol and it doesn't even fill it. They might work...come home and sleep or leave for the remainder of the night.
Meh. Would have been good if it had ended with the woman (women?) making some sort of effeminate major purchase, rather than just shutting down someone else's fun. Just seemed too negative.
Alternatively, remake it as a Miata commercial. I DRIVE a Miata, so I know all about effeminate cars. That'd be pretty funny stuff.
I thought she would say "Because I do this I'll divorce you, take the children, half your money but keep hers, keep the house with every thing in it and take your dodge charger leaving you with nothing."
Oh, you'll cook, clean, raise the children, AND be the breadwinner? Did you divorce me and take the kids or something? This makes no sense, and this is why the soul-sucking harpies shouldn't be in charge. Now go wax yourself and make me a goddamn sandwich while I go drive my gas-guzzling, ego-stroking, prius-eating, pussy-magnet-mobile.
-read as- not really made for the purpose of prompting the actual car.
if you want to see that one which is kinda sorta sexist it should be linked at the side. you may still have the same opinion but you should post this comment there.
LOL its funny how this ad is supposed to be promoting the damn car and yet all people talk about is gender shit. So this is where advertising has gone to...can't sell the product for it's own shit but they gota bring in some sort of controversial shit like gender equality. Nice job dodge...damn i said shit a lot...
How bout i buy my own car and you can bitch and moan as loud as you want. And dont cook shit, lazy ass. Me and my frends will order some damn pizza. i had to cook my own damn breakfast b4 work, so do you motha fucka. or yea u goin to work hungry. and u need to wax ya fuckin yeti. and you leave yo grany panties on the floor just like erybody else in the house. and yea im keeping the power tool, cuz your gauding ass painting keeps ripping a hole in the wall. Yur dead end job ass aint deciding shit
they also forgot to mention women are the reason why there is no poverty in the world today. cuz women are the "primary breadwinner" , "start 70% of all new businesses" and make " major financial decisions in 95% of households". not even my dog believes it.
@The92camaroRS youre talking about a small business where you need to be reasonable in spending money and budgeting. two things woman are not. What the commercial doesnt point out is most of these business are boutique shops in inconsiquential industries like speciality baked goods, fashion, or fitness. Try starting up an automotive shop, welding company, or plumbing business and see what the time and overhead is like.
And yes, whoever made that ad for Dodge, they got what they needed - it was widely discussed on the internet and on the talk shows on the TV, so that everyone watched it and they got wide audience. Exactly as planned.
Oh come on, are you serious? That ad is just marketing. Search google for images for "dodge charger team". Charger team executives are 12 women. Do I need to say more?
Sorry if original ad insulted anyone. Don't take any marketing BS too seriously, it does not worth it. Besides any ads, Charger is a great car!
Peace! :)
Those men who say shit that women are stupid etc, go and tell that to your mom and to your sister. And... be consecutive - marry a man.
Dawwwwwwwwww, does the lil' girls get mad at a lil' ol' comerical joke? That's cute... Now get back in the kitchen and make my fucking ham and cheese on rye! Hold the mayo honey.
Speaking from the majority of men that do everything for their famiyl and more the implications in this video are BS, men have just as many disadvantages as women. The times have changed you all run everything, stop pretending to be the victim.
like dave chappelle said, you ladies really only need to do 4 things "suck his dick, play wit his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much" THATS IT
BIATCH!!! You better not stop payment on my gas-guzzling, ego-stroking macho-mobile!!!! I just took the smog plate off the carb and bought straight pipes which makes it illegal to drive in some states! You ruin my credit with your bulls!@# I'ma make the kids sew soccer balls in a 3rd world country and you get another job where you'll still make $0.80 less than a MAN would so I can continue to make payments and put gas in my beast while i bump my system cruising for hotter younger chicks! Ha! :-P
I feel like the man's commercial was funny because it was pointing out absurdities. I feel like this was just bitter feminism because instead of making jokes it tried to be all serious and passive-aggressive about money and men's "oppression" of women. And it was not funny about the nuances of men, save a few, at all.
And get a voice over by someone funny at least like lisa lampinelli or sara silverman.
Oh god will you woman just shut up ? You women are always bitching about how you want to be treated equal but then complain equally when you get the all the negatives that go hand in hand with gender equality. 99 problems am I right fellas ?
@movitmovit to say the least. Im way more skeptical of the breadwinner thing. Sure maybe its gotten closer becuase the economy tanked and blue collar labor position where men work got hit hard but still it doesnt sound right. That said I work on cars for a living and would never spend 40k on this piece of shit, or any two door for that matter. men are emasculated becuase they cant fucking make decisions for themselves, and they have no identity. Go buy a muscle car or harley thatll solve it
Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with a woman making there man a sandwich? Because to be Frank, I could go for a sandwich right now! It's one of the 3 things men like myself want,not need, but want, in life.
This video fails. Sorry but the fact is that men get to drive the american muscle car of their choice and women get to make those men sandwiches. Get over it.
Ok, in all fairness I actually like the charger. I thought both the original commercial and this response are both funny. There's no problem having fun with stereotypes as long as everyone involved understands that they are just that, stereotypes. Every person and every relationship is different. Men, feel like negatives of a relationship outweigh the positives? Leave. Women, feel like your being exploited by your man? Leave. Or, better yet, TALK TO EACH OTHER!
to video: maybe you need to stop picking douches.
you cant blame the man all the time ladies they were a dick when you met him and hes dick since, but certain women wanna change a man so bad they overlook those "admiring" qualities.
make better choices ladies and guys quit obsessing over shit they cant feed you or you
im 14 and my dad does EVERYTHING around the house... all my mom does is study for her colledge thing but the only up side to that is more money but the is no way in hell wifes and moms do EVERYTHING around the house
Really does everything has to be that equal. No body is complaining why we have to listen to the crap Oprah has to say or for that matter lady gaga or Rhianna slaughtering a man! so why the fuss when we seek some respite in an ad even in fantasy !
Yeah, the 'men's version wasn't as negative' when it was characterizing women as soul-sucking harpies who ruin the fun of men by asking them to help once in a while. And overreaction? Holy shit, do people not get how many ads are sexist against women? Men, please stop pretending you're oppressed because you can't treat women like shit as freely as you used to. It's not emasculating to have to treat women like People.
@ssscybro2 Oh please! That's not even in your favor honey! I just did that exact thing and found far more sexist ads against women. Here's a better challenge: read the comments on those ads and see how many of them are men either A) complaining about being oppressed or B) making sexist kitchen and make-me-a-sandwich jokes. You can start that tally by counting yourself as letter A.
@Seph0NE Well men are treated as sex fiend idiots in the media and are considered more likely to be evil, violent, or bloodthirsty than women. (Of course, when women are described like this, they are considered FAR worse). The original commercial was so sexist against men and I find this commercial not really sexist at all (since it attacks the sexist commercial that too little straight guys seem to realize was sexist). However, guys are oppressed (maybe not as much, but in a equal/different way
First, I am a 24 year old man. Second, I viewed this spoof with no intention of replying to any comment.. until I read yours.
I'm not sure what your experience with men has been like, but apparently it hasn't been to swell. There are plenty of heartless egocentric assholes walking around - regardless of gender. Not every man is some pompous womanizing prick.
@Seph0NE: Both ads are equally sexist, and no one is pretending to be oppressed. Males and females both have different roles in relationships, and sometimes those roles can suck. The original ad was a clever play on that theme with a little humor throw in at the end. The response above is cute I guess, but not all that clever... It just seems a little pathetic to try so hard to prove how difficult your life is.
The only reason women are the "primary breadwinner" in most households is because there are so many single-parent households. In two-parent households, it's not even close. Good try though.
I will sleep on flower-print sheets. I will go without sex for weeks or months at a time. I will take your mood swings and your PMS. I will take your complaining and your nagging. I will try to do more around the house, even though there is no way to do it right. I will let you keep that $500 dress you bought that you will wear only once. I will smile when you spout your feminazi crap. BUT I WON'T LET YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS WITH MY RAZOR!
I will let you pick nothing fights, I will always be wrong even when Im right, I let you obsessively check my phone and email for hidden messages from other women that do not exist.
this could be so much funnier if the speaker had the dry charisma of Michael C Hall! she sounds like the computer programme which speaks what you type
if i bring the money home ill drive whatever i please and if she dont like it well she can leave and further more my prenup will be air-tight after i propose i shall hand it to her and shell be like honey what is this that means that if you divorce me you get absoltley nothing. no no i wouldnt give u nothing no here's what youll get this pebble from the driveway thats all u get. now go wash my charger dammit!
You do realize that the original Dodge commercial never said anything about women right? However, if you want to reinforce heteronormativity and be sexist...that's your call.
lol, way to take it to heart... was the time spent in conceptualizing, shooting, editting, carefully choosing your poignant statistics and practicing that indignant whisper really worth it when you could have just said, "hey, you guys are dicks"?
p.s. all this makes me think about is how much i want to watch the original again
you had a chance to make this equally as funny as the original commercial, reflecting humor from the other side. but no, you went all serious and complainy instead.
@CharoChas: No, they actually made a point that pissed YOU off because the original ad was sexist and stupid, and you couldn't see that fact. The other Chrysler ads (including some older ones posted elsewhere on YouTube) WERE NEVER THIS SEXIST OR INSULTING-and they (the '60s ones) even had a woman in them! How do you explain that?
Then you're an idiot. He's a grown up, if you stop making his lunch he will do it himself or starve.
"I will go to work without breakfast"
Bad idea, not just for women either. This will just slow your metabolism, give you hunger pains and make losing weight harder. Eat a healthy breakfast.
"I will let you keep..."
You'll let me keep something I bought with my own money? Big of you.
If you hate women/men and the sacrifices of relationships so much- but need sex, just hire a prostitute, or take advantage of someone stupid. To me this isn't about men and women. It's about the type of person you are. Gender stereotypes don't excuse lack of respect toward anyone. You can't make such huge generalizations about how people function in relationships. As a girl, i find this clip as disturbing as the dodger charger commercial. To me both are negative portrayals of men.
The sexually demeaning comments on here by some-just reinforce what these women are describing.... Unfortunately it's men like you that make feminists irrationally angry. You can't expect to make a sexist commercial like that and not have an equal and opposite response from the gender it sought to stereotype. They are both as stupid as each-other.
Well there goes women ruining yet another fun thing for us guys. If these feminists stop all there damn complaining then maybe they will enjoy life a little more.
@blackbruelee: If people like YOU didn't make nasty comments about others who drive cars that aren't like the 2011 Dodge Charger (calling anybody who drives a Prius or any other hybrid car as a 'mangina') and encouraging Madison Avenue to make ads like the one that's being satirized here, you wouldn't have to worry about feminists complaining about things, OR making this counter-ad.
All of these "kitchen jokes" are a prime reason why this video was created. Feminists uptight? I think anyone would be uptight if all they saw posted online was direct insults at themselves, their friends, their peers, their MOTHERS.
@MezzaLuna22 - I think anyone who seriously thinks that "kitchen jokes," are the primary concern of feminism, rather than genital mutilation, forced prostitution, and acid attacks in countries outside the United States, absolutely deserves them.
@MezzaLuna22 way to miss the point. ignore the fool (although i will admit i laughed uncontrollably, only because i didn't expect it) who posted that comment . the whole commercial was basically was taking a shot at a commercial that was just trying to sell a car, the. this video wasn't needed, it was childish, and you know it is
@MezzaLuna22 clearly you need to gtfo the internet. Ever hear of 4chan lol? People are bound to say much more horrible things online than in person. Because they can, even if they don't believe it. They love getting under your skin from half a world away. Victory they name is pat back.
Screw this spoof trying to mock one of the greatest commercials of all time
che1424 3 days ago
Kind of annoying with all the "I will LET you." If married to this type of woman I think I'd buy the car and live in it.
riohaga 5 days ago
man that car is not for pussies..
53642410 1 week ago
Hope you got room left to take an ass whipping with all that stuff you're taking.
HajiKiller11 2 weeks ago
Me, we all need to kill ourselves because we are useless sperm doners
dodowewe1993 2 weeks ago
Bullshit. Majority of women these days won't cook, do laundries, clean the house, etc. Your man brings home the checks, let him have a car he wants. Do you not understand we get laughed at and feel like less of a man driving minivans and subcompacts. It's like your man forcing you to ONLY shop at Wal-mart for all your purses, shoes, clothes, jewelry, and make-up. How would you feel? At least cars are used every day, unlike your $300 dollar dresses that you wear twice a year.
TheTeevo8 2 weeks ago 3
This video brought to you by feminazi's who don't know the difference between women doing something that makes them feel better about themselves, and doing something for their man. The same women who usually are 40 years old and have never been married and will never have children and die alone.
DonutGuard 3 weeks ago
Super
mixarik 3 weeks ago
i'd be happy if she just made me a sandwich none of that other stuff needed.
mxislikesex308 3 weeks ago
whatever.......
farmallguy79 3 weeks ago
Great spoof! Women still do the majority of domestic work, while also working outside the home and earning 20-30% less than men for the same work. It's really sad how sexist our society still is. Just take one look at most of the comments on this video, sexism (and general stupidity) is clearly still rampant.
cologhlin 3 weeks ago
Lol... start 70% of business. No mention of succeeding.. just starting hehe.
Difference between the ads is that hubbie has a strict regimen enforced by a female authoritarian, and in this one female "authority" says she'll let him "keep the power tool and subwoufer" which both have a distinct purpose.
Toilet seat down? Nay.
Ego-stroking. lol. Women could never understand the relationship between man and car. They look at cars as status symbols whereas men know the nuts and bolts of them.
robertthiele 3 weeks ago 3
If your wife is LETTING you do certain things, you should just moved back in with your parents since you don't care about having any sort of independence.
muscleoutlaw 3 weeks ago 3
8llllllllllllllllllllD
Bring the movies!
ltrigofuly 3 weeks ago
not my problem you're married to a little boy
Akumatrunigga 4 weeks ago
WTF is this bullshit?
lighthouse44 1 month ago
Seriously, this is so exaggerated and retarded. Women need to get over them selves.
gregyoung0147 1 month ago
Seriously. Fuck all those bitches. And fuck the wymnists. And, any male who has his wife pay for his car is a failure.
TheWheelahan 1 month ago
I shall acquire currency rather than spending time with a female. and when i need sex i will buy a girl lots of drinks and take advantage
bigd18784 1 month ago
Why you should never get married or have damn kids. ONE DAY I SHALL HAVE A BUNCH OF COOL SHIT AND NO WOMAN OR CHILD WILL TAKE THAT FROM ME.
PGROSYE02 1 month ago
Reasons I don't care for being married! Guess what girls, I don't drive muscle to impress you, because I'm a star racer or even because I'm a star athlete! If you have a problem with me enjoying driving a fun car, suck it up and pay for your own shit! Because I'll place a stop payment on that new coach purse you want before I surrender my car!
Rickjames214 1 month ago
Why the fuck didn't you get Betty White!!!!
jlrhind94 1 month ago
My wife ok, my dog maybe, my dodge hell no!
unholymeatshield 1 month ago
you better dont mess with my car bitch!
z4crad 1 month ago
What did man say to that "stop-payment"? Shut up, and let me drive!
Rickjames214 1 month ago
Stupid feminists
affatmatt08 2 months ago
what did the man said to the woman... to the sandwich mobile!!
4SCSTAP 2 months ago
Ok, now back to kitchen.
michaelhenriquesrj 2 months ago 2
fun fact- the figure of "80 cents to the dollar" does not take account of the difference in hours worked.
33LB 2 months ago
God forbid you WAX your hair =O
lol
ralatorre9 2 months ago
those are some almost obedient women.
HappyForBreakfast 2 months ago
women are dumb
HappyForBreakfast 2 months ago
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ghostface1225 3 months ago
Look at all these dudes on here stroking eachothers dicks lol. This video wasn't made very well though, it was a good idea but lacked in quality material, could've been funnier, could've had a better ending. But yes, women do make most financial decisions in most American households. I can count how many men I've met who actually take responsibility for their families on one hand lol and it doesn't even fill it. They might work...come home and sleep or leave for the remainder of the night.
oOhappeningOo 3 months ago
Meh. Would have been good if it had ended with the woman (women?) making some sort of effeminate major purchase, rather than just shutting down someone else's fun. Just seemed too negative.
Alternatively, remake it as a Miata commercial. I DRIVE a Miata, so I know all about effeminate cars. That'd be pretty funny stuff.
BlackOpSource 3 months ago
T.W.A.T.S = Think Women Are That Slow
LazyRanger 3 months ago
Hey bitch, quit complaining. Y U MAD?!?!?!
jstewart9356 3 months ago
Wah wah wah waa waa wah
MaxamillianArturo 3 months ago
Did anyone else just hear the teacher from charlie brown the entire time. Wah wah wa wah wah wah
MaxamillianArturo 3 months ago
"And I will steal your thunder".Figures it would be too long and wordy.
WhatTheHellsAGigawat 4 months ago
Is it really a strain to LET someone KEEP something?
chitownsportsfan1 4 months ago
booooorrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!
RaulMcRoth 4 months ago in playlist More videos from 111evabella
why the hell wouldn't she let him keep a power tool...lol
gadgetmanjay 4 months ago
@gadgetmanjay i know right...that dumb bitch lol
ChinagoziTV 4 months ago
I thought she would say "Because I do this I'll divorce you, take the children, half your money but keep hers, keep the house with every thing in it and take your dodge charger leaving you with nothing."
gadgetmanjay 4 months ago 14
lol the original is in the background
DetroitMr8mile 4 months ago
Oh, you'll cook, clean, raise the children, AND be the breadwinner? Did you divorce me and take the kids or something? This makes no sense, and this is why the soul-sucking harpies shouldn't be in charge. Now go wax yourself and make me a goddamn sandwich while I go drive my gas-guzzling, ego-stroking, prius-eating, pussy-magnet-mobile.
softchalklat 4 months ago
Thats right you will do ALL THAT! ...oh crap my wife saw that comment.
j1noble 4 months ago
Shut up and get in the back bitch!!!
Lovemyshelby08 4 months ago
@Lovemyshelby08 is that where the kitchen is...lol
gadgetmanjay 4 months ago
Just watch the commercial and quit your bitchin'
hgichana 4 months ago
Hope you like cats, cause ain't anything with a dick gonna live with you sister.
JeffTibb 4 months ago 16
This spoof is sexist
BlackBird505th 4 months ago
uhh.. this is a spoof of a commerical.
-read as- not really made for the purpose of prompting the actual car.
if you want to see that one which is kinda sorta sexist it should be linked at the side. you may still have the same opinion but you should post this comment there.
emerald7teen 4 months ago
LOL its funny how this ad is supposed to be promoting the damn car and yet all people talk about is gender shit. So this is where advertising has gone to...can't sell the product for it's own shit but they gota bring in some sort of controversial shit like gender equality. Nice job dodge...damn i said shit a lot...
mmjkLifeDiary 5 months ago
How bout i buy my own car and you can bitch and moan as loud as you want. And dont cook shit, lazy ass. Me and my frends will order some damn pizza. i had to cook my own damn breakfast b4 work, so do you motha fucka. or yea u goin to work hungry. and u need to wax ya fuckin yeti. and you leave yo grany panties on the floor just like erybody else in the house. and yea im keeping the power tool, cuz your gauding ass painting keeps ripping a hole in the wall. Yur dead end job ass aint deciding shit
bigcheesy95 5 months ago
they also forgot to mention women are the reason why there is no poverty in the world today. cuz women are the "primary breadwinner" , "start 70% of all new businesses" and make " major financial decisions in 95% of households". not even my dog believes it.
executioner67 5 months ago
they may start 70% of all new businesses... but they also start 95% precent of all businesses that fail within the first 6 months!
The92camaroRS 5 months ago
@The92camaroRS youre talking about a small business where you need to be reasonable in spending money and budgeting. two things woman are not. What the commercial doesnt point out is most of these business are boutique shops in inconsiquential industries like speciality baked goods, fashion, or fitness. Try starting up an automotive shop, welding company, or plumbing business and see what the time and overhead is like.
curtmastor 4 months ago
i came here, expecting my rightful sandwhich, dodge decieved me.
payveful 5 months ago
you forgot to mention that you're an astronaut.....
crusaderpat 5 months ago
And yes, whoever made that ad for Dodge, they got what they needed - it was widely discussed on the internet and on the talk shows on the TV, so that everyone watched it and they got wide audience. Exactly as planned.
AntonKolesnyk 5 months ago
Oh come on, are you serious? That ad is just marketing. Search google for images for "dodge charger team". Charger team executives are 12 women. Do I need to say more?
Sorry if original ad insulted anyone. Don't take any marketing BS too seriously, it does not worth it. Besides any ads, Charger is a great car!
Peace! :)
Those men who say shit that women are stupid etc, go and tell that to your mom and to your sister. And... be consecutive - marry a man.
AntonKolesnyk 5 months ago
Dawwwwwwwwww, does the lil' girls get mad at a lil' ol' comerical joke? That's cute... Now get back in the kitchen and make my fucking ham and cheese on rye! Hold the mayo honey.
Michaeldean88 5 months ago
Speaking from the majority of men that do everything for their famiyl and more the implications in this video are BS, men have just as many disadvantages as women. The times have changed you all run everything, stop pretending to be the victim.
Savannah8808 6 months ago
women cant drive, their just jealous
revman383 6 months ago
like dave chappelle said, you ladies really only need to do 4 things "suck his dick, play wit his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much" THATS IT
Javy2727 6 months ago
LOL women...
forthelulz87 6 months ago
BIATCH!!! You better not stop payment on my gas-guzzling, ego-stroking macho-mobile!!!! I just took the smog plate off the carb and bought straight pipes which makes it illegal to drive in some states! You ruin my credit with your bulls!@# I'ma make the kids sew soccer balls in a 3rd world country and you get another job where you'll still make $0.80 less than a MAN would so I can continue to make payments and put gas in my beast while i bump my system cruising for hotter younger chicks! Ha! :-P
sharky1015 6 months ago
I feel like the man's commercial was funny because it was pointing out absurdities. I feel like this was just bitter feminism because instead of making jokes it tried to be all serious and passive-aggressive about money and men's "oppression" of women. And it was not funny about the nuances of men, save a few, at all.
And get a voice over by someone funny at least like lisa lampinelli or sara silverman.
slayinvisible 6 months ago
Always go overboard lol
rompn4x 6 months ago
this put me in the mood for a good samich
:)
MrSector9lover 6 months ago
Translation: "THE PENIS IS EVIL"
Doomy23 6 months ago
Oh god will you woman just shut up ? You women are always bitching about how you want to be treated equal but then complain equally when you get the all the negatives that go hand in hand with gender equality. 99 problems am I right fellas ?
Doomy23 6 months ago
@Doomy23 dude totally dead on!!! They always pull that shit at work!!! cuando les conviene!
sharky1015 6 months ago
I will make you a sandwich
I will make you a sandwich
I will make you a sandwich
and because I do this, I will make you an ever better sandwich tomorrow.
Bojaxs 6 months ago 3
shitty comercial for an awesome car
CrazyVT22 6 months ago
at 0:35, they had man's last stand in the backround.
ConArtistaqw 6 months ago
i will create a commercial that women everywhere will bitch about.
dman952 6 months ago
@dman952 too late the original commercial did that
zvarnadore 6 months ago
major financial decisions in 95% of hoseholds?
i'm skeptical.
movitmovit 6 months ago 36
@movitmovit to say the least. Im way more skeptical of the breadwinner thing. Sure maybe its gotten closer becuase the economy tanked and blue collar labor position where men work got hit hard but still it doesnt sound right. That said I work on cars for a living and would never spend 40k on this piece of shit, or any two door for that matter. men are emasculated becuase they cant fucking make decisions for themselves, and they have no identity. Go buy a muscle car or harley thatll solve it
curtmastor 4 months ago
@movitmovit 95% is there OWN financial decisions.
HeavyCOGmetal1 3 months ago
Can somebody please tell me what is wrong with a woman making there man a sandwich? Because to be Frank, I could go for a sandwich right now! It's one of the 3 things men like myself want,not need, but want, in life.
QLEE0919 6 months ago
I never grow weary of sandwich jokes. Just, not ever.
111evabella 7 months ago
Why aren't you in the kitchen making a sammich bitch?
MrJustice01 7 months ago
@MrJustice01 Make it yourself, dumbbell!
mannecyberguy 7 months ago
There was nothing about them going into the kitchen and making me a sandwich...
OccamsTaser 7 months ago 22
quit bitching...you could be living in Iran.
RAC22963 7 months ago 5
Fuck this commercial, now get back in the kitchen bitches
RelentlessRevolver7 7 months ago 6
fake stats but clever?
Xklusivlee 7 months ago
This is probably directed more at the people who make those kitchen jokes.
TheSilentLightning 7 months ago
This video fails. Sorry but the fact is that men get to drive the american muscle car of their choice and women get to make those men sandwiches. Get over it.
guitarplayer5293 7 months ago
thumbs up if you saw the mens last stand video playing in the background
relaxbudday 7 months ago 4
I love penis.
cuntbuster 7 months ago
you will suck my dick when i say so...
IcoVir 7 months ago
"responsible for making major financial decisions in 95% US of households"???
i can't believe that this is true.
movitmovit 7 months ago
How can you be the prime breadwinner if you only bring home 80 cents on the dollar?
gmh80 7 months ago 5
I will not acknowledge how poorly Saudi Arabian women are treated because I had to get to my hair appointment before finishing this spoof.
sundancekid9000 8 months ago
Ok, in all fairness I actually like the charger. I thought both the original commercial and this response are both funny. There's no problem having fun with stereotypes as long as everyone involved understands that they are just that, stereotypes. Every person and every relationship is different. Men, feel like negatives of a relationship outweigh the positives? Leave. Women, feel like your being exploited by your man? Leave. Or, better yet, TALK TO EACH OTHER!
MrRyutatsu 8 months ago 3
lol i like this go girls u got more power then us men ever will its ok with me u girls are smarter then us
Spacebarf 8 months ago
no dodge for you!
EDDIEinWAR 8 months ago
I will actually come up with funny ideas instead of quoting statistics...
Antipholous 8 months ago
to video: maybe you need to stop picking douches.
you cant blame the man all the time ladies they were a dick when you met him and hes dick since, but certain women wanna change a man so bad they overlook those "admiring" qualities.
make better choices ladies and guys quit obsessing over shit they cant feed you or you
TheiIngloriousDoctor 8 months ago
im 14 and my dad does EVERYTHING around the house... all my mom does is study for her colledge thing but the only up side to that is more money but the is no way in hell wifes and moms do EVERYTHING around the house
maggot955 8 months ago 3
You will "let me keep?" How freaking whiny and controlling can you be? The original ad was humorous while this is nothing but bitching...
kdryan21 8 months ago 5
Fair enough about the criticism of the car, but one line said it all; "I will LET you keep the subwoofer that you bought." Thanks!
12blind 8 months ago in playlist T.V. Ads
Haters gonna haaaaaaaaate. Women. eh
TheHermanatorInPDX 8 months ago
Really does everything has to be that equal. No body is complaining why we have to listen to the crap Oprah has to say or for that matter lady gaga or Rhianna slaughtering a man! so why the fuss when we seek some respite in an ad even in fantasy !
wavinglight 8 months ago
... and I'll also vote negative on your gas guzzling ego strocking machomobile add
MightyMonkeyWrench 9 months ago
but its a hybrid right....burns gas and rubber.
pmmulhol 9 months ago
ok thats fine cuz i will stop the payments on the damn house and move out and get my own place lol
shutupho07 9 months ago
@shutupho07 Please do. You're not wanted.
AnAnonymousStudent 8 months ago
Wow I think I fractured my index finger when clicking dislike. Now I can't beat my wife properly.
Luke252627 9 months ago
well if THIS is how women think, then it makes me want to say that women are better seen and not heard.
dandrewi 9 months ago
Yeah, the 'men's version wasn't as negative' when it was characterizing women as soul-sucking harpies who ruin the fun of men by asking them to help once in a while. And overreaction? Holy shit, do people not get how many ads are sexist against women? Men, please stop pretending you're oppressed because you can't treat women like shit as freely as you used to. It's not emasculating to have to treat women like People.
Seph0NE 9 months ago 34
@Seph0NE type in sexist ads and then count the number f male ashing ads vs female bashing ads.
ssscybro2 8 months ago
@ssscybro2 Oh please! That's not even in your favor honey! I just did that exact thing and found far more sexist ads against women. Here's a better challenge: read the comments on those ads and see how many of them are men either A) complaining about being oppressed or B) making sexist kitchen and make-me-a-sandwich jokes. You can start that tally by counting yourself as letter A.
NoelBlueheart 7 months ago
@Seph0NE people? jk
ThinkItOver2x 7 months ago
@Seph0NE exactly i perfectly agree with you!!!
eny1103 7 months ago
@Seph0NE Well men are treated as sex fiend idiots in the media and are considered more likely to be evil, violent, or bloodthirsty than women. (Of course, when women are described like this, they are considered FAR worse). The original commercial was so sexist against men and I find this commercial not really sexist at all (since it attacks the sexist commercial that too little straight guys seem to realize was sexist). However, guys are oppressed (maybe not as much, but in a equal/different way
1Lanavis1 6 months ago
@Seph0NE ok, now set your bra on fire.
Diogopam 6 months ago
@Seph0NE Yes it is. Now crawl back into your cave harpie demon.
Michaeldean88 5 months ago
@Seph0NE
First, I am a 24 year old man. Second, I viewed this spoof with no intention of replying to any comment.. until I read yours.
I'm not sure what your experience with men has been like, but apparently it hasn't been to swell. There are plenty of heartless egocentric assholes walking around - regardless of gender. Not every man is some pompous womanizing prick.
izzle31 5 months ago
@Seph0NE: Both ads are equally sexist, and no one is pretending to be oppressed. Males and females both have different roles in relationships, and sometimes those roles can suck. The original ad was a clever play on that theme with a little humor throw in at the end. The response above is cute I guess, but not all that clever... It just seems a little pathetic to try so hard to prove how difficult your life is.
arena2101 4 months ago
i smell, stuck up tight bitch who needs to be kicked to the curb...
sandrat450 9 months ago
WTF overreaction much? The men's version sure as hell wasn't as negative.
GarrusN7 9 months ago
I don't seem to remember all those comparative gender statistics in the men's version...
colonelbrandone 10 months ago
I like how the womans version is longer
hassenmaschine 10 months ago
doesn't have the same effect
ralfievilla 10 months ago
FUCK WOMEN
skyminkjab 10 months ago
This is depressing...
GoddessAthena94 10 months ago
Screw you, bitch....
davidgs84 10 months ago
WOW... Why hasent my sandwich been made yet?
helllomynameis7 10 months ago 2
yawn
funsizeanna89 10 months ago
I will have a penis.
nxePremium 10 months ago
The only reason women are the "primary breadwinner" in most households is because there are so many single-parent households. In two-parent households, it's not even close. Good try though.
CrunchyCrunchyK 10 months ago 2
I will sleep on flower-print sheets. I will go without sex for weeks or months at a time. I will take your mood swings and your PMS. I will take your complaining and your nagging. I will try to do more around the house, even though there is no way to do it right. I will let you keep that $500 dress you bought that you will wear only once. I will smile when you spout your feminazi crap. BUT I WON'T LET YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS WITH MY RAZOR!
scottadler 10 months ago
@scottadler haha well said.
I will let you pick nothing fights, I will always be wrong even when Im right, I let you obsessively check my phone and email for hidden messages from other women that do not exist.
slayinvisible 6 months ago
this could be so much funnier if the speaker had the dry charisma of Michael C Hall! she sounds like the computer programme which speaks what you type
camthebassist 10 months ago
wow. thats pathetic. its called a JOKE. the actual commercial is just poking fun. and someone has to go get all offended and make this.
XnorskeX 10 months ago
good at beggining but lost me at the end w/ big picture stuff.
JezzBug 10 months ago
if i bring the money home ill drive whatever i please and if she dont like it well she can leave and further more my prenup will be air-tight after i propose i shall hand it to her and shell be like honey what is this that means that if you divorce me you get absoltley nothing. no no i wouldnt give u nothing no here's what youll get this pebble from the driveway thats all u get. now go wash my charger dammit!
fordf1502 11 months ago
dumb hoes
SleeperSHO 11 months ago
It's alright, we can afford it.
ogpauly 11 months ago
You do realize that the original Dodge commercial never said anything about women right? However, if you want to reinforce heteronormativity and be sexist...that's your call.
Fysh9 11 months ago
You will make me a sammich. You will put bacon on my sammich. You will give me a BJ while I eat my sammich.
Glubby 11 months ago
lol, way to take it to heart... was the time spent in conceptualizing, shooting, editting, carefully choosing your poignant statistics and practicing that indignant whisper really worth it when you could have just said, "hey, you guys are dicks"?
p.s. all this makes me think about is how much i want to watch the original again
FrenzyFreak05 11 months ago
uh...i want a charger...and i'm a girl
shk121367 11 months ago 2
@shk121367: Good for you-there should be more female gearheads in the world.
Neville6000 11 months ago
Men can be idiots. Woman can be idiots. Deal with it.
tokyohottie11 11 months ago
I will whisper statistics that I made up because I'm on my period.
OsakaBancho 11 months ago
@OsakaBancho 83% of statistics are made up. <-- see
slayinvisible 6 months ago
I didn't know the kitchen had internet access!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChannelTrippleSeven 11 months ago
you had a chance to make this equally as funny as the original commercial, reflecting humor from the other side. but no, you went all serious and complainy instead.
CharoChas 11 months ago
@CharoChas: No, they actually made a point that pissed YOU off because the original ad was sexist and stupid, and you couldn't see that fact. The other Chrysler ads (including some older ones posted elsewhere on YouTube) WERE NEVER THIS SEXIST OR INSULTING-and they (the '60s ones) even had a woman in them! How do you explain that?
Neville6000 11 months ago 2
Whats funny is how the guy one sounded more like a person who gets put down and this just sounds like someone bragging/bitching.
PreparedForGlory 11 months ago
"I will pack your lunch"
Then you're an idiot. He's a grown up, if you stop making his lunch he will do it himself or starve.
"I will go to work without breakfast"
Bad idea, not just for women either. This will just slow your metabolism, give you hunger pains and make losing weight harder. Eat a healthy breakfast.
"I will let you keep..."
You'll let me keep something I bought with my own money? Big of you.
It's a commercial, not to be taken seriously.
mst3k4evur 1 year ago
If they are only getting 80 cents on the dollar then how are they paying the bills? back to the minivan with all of you
nbilley25 1 year ago
"Only 80% on the dollar..."
I'd be sympathetic if I wasn't expected to pay for the dinner and the movie.
mst3k4evur 1 year ago 4
AND I F%^&ING HATE OPRAH and VAMPIRE movies.
trolleygoround 1 year ago
If you hate women/men and the sacrifices of relationships so much- but need sex, just hire a prostitute, or take advantage of someone stupid. To me this isn't about men and women. It's about the type of person you are. Gender stereotypes don't excuse lack of respect toward anyone. You can't make such huge generalizations about how people function in relationships. As a girl, i find this clip as disturbing as the dodger charger commercial. To me both are negative portrayals of men.
trolleygoround 1 year ago 3
@trolleygoround: Do you like/love the Dodge Charger? Or do you wish that it was a hybrid?
Neville6000 10 months ago
The sexually demeaning comments on here by some-just reinforce what these women are describing.... Unfortunately it's men like you that make feminists irrationally angry. You can't expect to make a sexist commercial like that and not have an equal and opposite response from the gender it sought to stereotype. They are both as stupid as each-other.
trolleygoround 1 year ago 4
Well there goes women ruining yet another fun thing for us guys. If these feminists stop all there damn complaining then maybe they will enjoy life a little more.
blackbruelee 1 year ago
@blackbruelee: If people like YOU didn't make nasty comments about others who drive cars that aren't like the 2011 Dodge Charger (calling anybody who drives a Prius or any other hybrid car as a 'mangina') and encouraging Madison Avenue to make ads like the one that's being satirized here, you wouldn't have to worry about feminists complaining about things, OR making this counter-ad.
Neville6000 11 months ago
BItch better not EVER touch my power tools!
phantombrickthrower 1 year ago
All of these "kitchen jokes" are a prime reason why this video was created. Feminists uptight? I think anyone would be uptight if all they saw posted online was direct insults at themselves, their friends, their peers, their MOTHERS.
MezzaLuna22 1 year ago 15
@MezzaLuna22 - I think anyone who seriously thinks that "kitchen jokes," are the primary concern of feminism, rather than genital mutilation, forced prostitution, and acid attacks in countries outside the United States, absolutely deserves them.
funsizeanna89 10 months ago
@MezzaLuna22 way to miss the point. ignore the fool (although i will admit i laughed uncontrollably, only because i didn't expect it) who posted that comment . the whole commercial was basically was taking a shot at a commercial that was just trying to sell a car, the. this video wasn't needed, it was childish, and you know it is
dogpile01 9 months ago in playlist XD
@MezzaLuna22 clearly you need to gtfo the internet. Ever hear of 4chan lol? People are bound to say much more horrible things online than in person. Because they can, even if they don't believe it. They love getting under your skin from half a world away. Victory they name is pat back.
trumpet12345 9 months ago