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  • javier eres de argentina?

  • People may think filming is easy but it's not you gotta do loads of things to finish a less than 2 minutes video and they did so much like the beard,the police,walking half naked in public and the highway? just to make a short vid this proves filming is not easy!

  • great viral! realmente era un proyecto academico? por cierto super buen actor jesus!

  • Hey, I'm not shoveling anything. And first of all I didn't talk to you personally I wrote for everybody. But you seem to have a problem with God and Jesus yourself. Well, if you think you can do what you want and believe what you want and take no warning serious, you will lose in the end. But that's your choice and not mine. I know there are enough people who blaspheme God and think they are so much smarter, but well all those will one day reap what they were sowing! And you also.

  • Whers the part that he die!

  • 6:38 ♥ Handsome!

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  • Posted on Xmas... lol

  • muy bueno felicidades a el camarografo y todo su euipo buen trabajo se be que son profecionales buenos actores saludos desde mexico megusto el no memes wey

  • muy bueno felicidades a el camarografo y todo su euipo

  • hablas un rato en español y otro rato en ingles...

  • fuck mother fucker video was a hoax more the next day woke up in hell and you will also tomorrow by posting this shit damn enstam get ready to have your ass eaten all day motherfucker fag

  • Now dont tell me you did not fuck that girl after filming this movie? :D

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006

    dont shove your religion down my throat, if you have a problem with this go to church and bitch about it there. I have my religion and you have yours.

  • Hey guys,

    to someone who does not believe in a holy God in heaven and His also holy Son Jesus Christ, all the Bible in non-sense.

    But you know. I'm not in the position of judging anyone. Everybody judges himself. And if all who have written filthy comments below you will have to take responsibility one day for that, if you think you will or if you think you won't. A holy God who only thinks good for us humans,

  • even though many don't understand and have a misconception of him, will not be ..

    ... blasphemed for ever. How is it that you just make filthy, dirty comments about something that you don't understand or misunderstand? Is that correct?

  • 40,50,60,70 years on this earth, then death, then... nothing... just in vain, for what? But if there is a loving God, who want to give us precious, wonderful eternal life and you don't believe in Him and in His salvation... well, then you have missed out for eternity, what a sad state.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 So you want to be a slave of an infanticidal tyrant for eternity?

  • So, get to know who He really is and don't talk filthy about someone you don't even know and have experienced personally. One day you will regret what you are doing today, but then, it'll be too late. So change your way today! Read in the Bible, the precious holy Scriptures and find out for your personal life who Jesus Christ really was and not what filthy tongues say or filthy fingers tipe and post here.

  • Find out for yourself, don't miss out. Well, if you don't believe my words and write bad against me, you haven't hurt me and missed out on anything, but if you don't believe the precious words of Jesus Christ for eternal life, you hurt Him and miss out on everything. Think about it!

  • i wanna buttfuck that latina chick

  • Jesus was a young boy rapist, slaver, filthy pig, war monger, homophobic who had young boys play with his penis on his chest, asked his followers to buy swords to make wars, allowed slavery, allowed Christian slave owners to beat owned slaves. Paul had sexual dreams that aroused him of Jesus, one including both having sexual intercourse proving that Jesus may have been homophobic i.e Gay. Now which sane person would follow such a filthy example. It makes me sick. Jesus can burn in hell.

  • @DKong20 I guess you'll be burning in hell, not Jesus. You blaspheme and scoff about a holy God in heaven you don't even have a clue of what you are writing. But, lo and behold, God will not me mocked for ever. If you don't listen to the warning given from me, you will lose in the end. But maybe you don't even care. You don't have a real goal in life that is worth living for, except it's temporal. You live a life without God knowing not where your life leads to, you poor perishing soul!

  • amen brother! Jesus was son of whore

  • Hey guys, in the bible it says to have good will towards your fellow man, if you're going to preach to the choir at least do it while listening to the bible

  • @shippoiscoolbitches

    Fuck biblie, fuck GOD

  • @DeusAssassin Um...okay? Oh, and it's spelled 'bible' and it's "Fuck the Bible"

  • hahahahaha onw of the most awsome vids ever..!!!!

  • I would think Jesus is more concerned with people not living the way he wants us to live than people filling the world with just a little entertainment and laughter.

    If you are so uptight to think this is blasphemous or offensive, you need to check yourself and remove the stick from your ass. This vid made me laugh, and made my day a little better. What have you naysayers done besides criticize and spread hate? Live. Love. Laugh.

  • @imperator332 Dude they don't have a stick up their asses, they have multiple brooms, enough so that they can lean against the wall and call themselves a cleaning cuboard...

  • @imperator332 There is nothing against laughing and having fun. But there is a lot against using the holy Son of God for a slap stick and make profane fun out of it. You are now having fun laughing about the holy God in heaven. But if you are not leaving your wicked way, like many others who commented here in blasphemy, you will reap what you were sowing and then, not my words, I'm not the eternal judge, you will be also among those lost for eternity and will see that God is not a joke.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006

    Lol. Fuck God.

    If he can't take a joke, he's got anger issues. Then again, I always knew he had anger issues, because I actually read the bible.

    Besides which, this hocus pocus magical super being doesn't exist anyways. So there's no more to fear from his judgement than there is from Zeus'.

  • At 1:56 that the Neil Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon am i right?

  • thumb up for mario at 6:35

  • 5:16 Jesus drinks Pepsi...do you?

  • this is stupid

  • Now you have to make one of muhammed :D

  • anyway don,t think people are atacking jsuck here nobody really cares but we just want to make fun of YOU BIGGOTS! and everytime somebody is hurting YOU!THROUGH YOUR FEELINGS I JUMP AND LAUGH AND I DONT WANT TO BE GOING IN PARADISE COZ WHEN I THINK OF THE COMPANY THERE THAT WOULD BE TORTURE....

  • Disculpen...Creo que ustedes les gustan que los traten con respeto, creo que de la misma forma debemos de corresponder a los demas. A lo mejor son personas que no creen en nada, pero hay muchisimas personas que si creen en la Fe en Jesus, y por respeto a ellos deberian de no crear Spot de esta manera... esta es mi opinion

  • I would like to know about the camera used in the in the movie..Really very good ..Can u say me Javier prato?

  • @garmichi3 it was Panasonic DVX100

  • @javierprato.. Thanks Javier...I will buy one for me.

  • Jesus is so gonna toast you.

  • jaja diiios me encantaaa....aay tambien me encantas tu javier u turn me hoooot!!!!

  • so many haters damn i love this

  • jesus is the biggest tripe story ever invented. It is used to dumb people down and waste people's time and limit individual thinking. I have my own mind and don't need to listen to other people's tripe stories. thats why i was given my own brain and don't need to fill my mind with other people's ideas and ways of thinking. thats the great thing about individual thinking is you don't have to be trapped in somebody elses ways

  • @1982FMJ Well, I wonder from whom you got your brain anyway. Did it evolve from a bubble without intelligence or design? Are you putting yourself on such a low level to think where you are coming from? Or do you agree that there is a God in heaven who wonderfully made and formed you into the human being you are? Yes, you have your own mind, but where did it come from?

  • God gave us all sense of humors so i'm sure he had one himself. I'd say he'd find this funny as most of us find it funny when others impersonate us :)

  • Jesus is a best profet from God Allaho akbar

  • Religion is like a dog on a bike : it doesn't make any sense

  • Who is the Spanish speaking camera man? He is quite hot! Hello hottie!

  • il padrone di questo video è già morto di cancro?

    el propietario de este video ya ha muerto de cáncer?

    the owner of this video has already died of cancer?

  • 5:16 sounds like someone whispers 'fuck you'.

  • OMG I SAW THIS

  • GUYS ENOUGH WITH STUFF ABOUT THE BIBLE AND JESUS CHRIST AND GOD, THIS VIDEO WAS MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT IM PRETTY SURE THESE GUYS HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JESUS OR CHRISTIANITY OKAY?! ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bravo! I am the guy who did Jesus and I love "my Jesus" the Jesus is inside us and this was as you said, entertainment@Quocipher

  • @miguelmas111 r u the one..ur video seems to be disrespecting jesus....

  • @Quocipher amen 2 that

  • @Quocipher Well, if these guys as your wrote don't have against Jesus or Christianity, don't you think they have anything for it? If these guys would know whom they are making fun of, they would shrivel up in a split moment if they would have to face the holiness and awesomeness of God. You think it's just a video, but you forget it's spreading this blasphemy all over like a cancer. Making fun of God is not good, it will lead many people to take him not serious. And you must be one of them.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 Fuck it, I'm done. watevs

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 Nice user btw

  • Rofl look at all the pissed off christians a few words FUCK OFF AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, Why the hell would you click it you know ifs makeing fun of jesus so think before you talk for fucks sake.

  • so is he a profesianol or something and how much was the budget was this like a home video or somethingk someone help thx

  • @fazawood

    No he's an aspiring director with nearly no budget

  • Ateist must die!

  • @lexus2532 you're fucker

  • @lexus2532 actually it's Atheists fAGGOT.

  • Why There Are Atheists On This Earth?

    Bcuz They Are Too Lazy To Go To Church Every Sunday Morning.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 I'd rather blaspheme Muhammad, but Jesus is cool too. But I don't stand for blaspheming Santa. That will have you without Christmas gifts in no time.

    Now, seriously: people blaspheme Jesus to remind other people that Jesus is just a fictional character, like Superman or Darth Vader.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 Look kids, it's a pompous ass in its natural habitat!

    This is why so many people hate religion. You're not "enlightening" anyone, you're trying to scare them into believing by telling them they'll go to hell if they don't believe. Believing because you're scared isn't true believing, so if that's why you believe you need to rethink everything you know about religion.

  • @Mac1634 Well, you think so, you don't know anything about me and judge me. You also don't anything about Jesus and God and therefore you take liberty to judge them too. You mock about someone you don't know. I'm not telling anybody that they will go to hell and try to scare them into something. You are putting something into the words I never wrote. I just want to make aware of the fact that there is a loving God in heaven, who wants to save us from sin, but doesn't want to be blasphemed.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 sounds... like.. dictatorship... I see religion this way... Its what people want to believe :D. [look at hitler, i bet he must've thought he was doing well]

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 nah Jesus is cool, not a butthurt faggot like you.

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 Not if Raptor Jesus eats him first!

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 Jesus is the holy shit of nothing :). Jesus has been keeping silence since Crusades, Inquisition, children abused, women tortured and raped, racism, church (his church) versus Cience... and a long, long, long etcetera :). So please instead of writing shit, take care about yourself. Your stupid Jesus punish the ones who blame others such as you. He won´t punish me cause I don´t know him, do what your bible does and love me!

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006

    Im GOD, i don't exist ha!! Fuck religions, biggest lies on earth

  • @Ibelieveintruth2006 - Christianity has survived for 2000 years. Other religions have survived even longer. They don't need to be "protected" from people who question them or make jokes about them.

    And NOWHERE in the Bible or Quran does it say, "Terrorize or kill non-believers". NOWHERE. It is only those who choose to interpret these texts that way, for their own selfish ends, who CLAIM that God wants them to do these evil things. One big example:  "jihad" means "struggle", NOT "holy war".

  • I'm not terrorizing anyone. I'm getting terrorized with all these mocking answers. I'm pointing out whom the people are blaspheming and this doesn't have anything to with "surviving of religions" God does not want to be blasphemed, it doesn't matter in which age and century. Everyone who will turn away from God will be lost in the end and everyone who turns to him will be saved. More to study in the Bible. All other so called "gods" will not revenge, because they are dead, but God is alive!

  • Stupid immigrants should go back to what ever country they came from, and make fun of their own beliefs. Liberals are pathetic. They trash their own culture, things they should believe in, like Jesus, the one who made it possible for the west to flourish (so our forefathers believed), and then they want to defend other cultures, because they don't want to offend anyone.

  • what about him getting banged by the bus?

  • les quedo bueno el making off jajajaja

  • people in the free way were like wtf

  • Amiga hypocrite ...

    Each has their opinion, you do not believe in God predicament is WHAT IS YOUR ATEL.

  • what languige is this ?????????????

  • @mrshadow0121 Spanish

  • Pancho Villa: No mames wey, no mames. Jajajajajajajajaja

  • Are you guys even Christian !?!

    but i gotta admit it , it was great

  • malditos

  • Good

  • felicidades realmente fantastico, sigan asi , bravo!

  • the chick was gorgeous but they needed some more lol

  • man they're going to hell

  • Jesus wears Hanes and Fruit of the Loom

  • Jesus is Fake Videos now on My Channel

  • wonder what camera that is ?

  • I'm loving the weave!

  • i really wanted to see how you did the last scene. it just looked so real!

  • Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajaja

    Pancho Villa jajajajajaja ¡no mames wey!!jajajajajaja

    Son geniales chicos y su video está de poca.

    Jesus i love U!!

  • fantastic

  • awesome i loved it!!!!!

  • I guess IF you are going to deal with Jesus Fairy Tales, you might as well be taking strong drugs. But my one question is: why was Jesus out there on the corner and hustling a few gay bucks off innocent gay guys? I knew that Jesus was a cocksucker but THIS is just too much!

  • mga muslim kc tung mga to e

  • I feel so sorry for all of you who believe in Jesus.

  • I was watching to discover how the last scene was made...

  • Jesus Loves You....

  • carmel l0717 you wrote on comments section of the video entitled: " Jesus Will Survive "Behind-The-Scenes" Part 2 "

    "JESUS LOVES YOU" <<<== I DO NOT LOVE YOU NOR ANY HUMAN BEING. LOOK AT WHAT ALL OF YOU HAVE DONE TO MY PLANET AND WONDERFUL CREATION.. Furthermore, NEVER EVER AGAIN ACT AS MY SPOKESPERSON BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT....

  • gREAT VIDEO!  i LOVE IT

  • Very Interesting Video

  • Booooooooooooooooo

  • i love this..god job.....nice

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    Great video!

    (I can't talk no more because I'm laughing!!!)

  • i didn see the part wher he gets hit by car

  • Amazing! The "final product" is about 1 minute long, but the "behind the scenes" is 20 minutes long! Hahahahaha! Good job guys! Keep it up!

  • Que bueno! Exelente,,jejejejeje espero que sea yay este al igual que el verdadero jajajajajajaja

  • Retardados!

  • devil is screeming for attention

  • yiu mean your god who created the devil!?

  • dear, I meen devil that doing his best hold you back from my God.

    Read Bible , learn His Word, but more important: keep His Word! and than you will feel the Real True which is soo great soo high that words are not enough to explain It!

  • i was brought up in a convent i have read it and heard it everyday in the morning.. This God created the Devil with the full knowledge that Lucifer will turn into Satan.. So if he is knowingly doing it then Satan was only his puppet it is God who is bad.. he builds hells to torcher creatures who he knowingly created to be destined for hell or haven!! Is such a god better than his Satan!

  • so what, that you was in convent, there are also many churches who bless a homosexual marriage or

    priests that you don't want to know what kind of disgusting things they have done. What I want to say is that firstly you have to learn your lesson , without copying others. Like at school, you want to pass your exam successfully? you need to prepare yourself and start to learn your lessons well and by yourself!

  • satan is clown! so you think He made devil sothat later He: Jesus Qrist reincarnates in flesh come to save His children?

    Don't waste your time and energy. Search and you will Find!

    (Learn to hear your own deepest voice).

  • LoveAngel1able, what's kind of drug you are using that you can see and feel god?

    I can not and don't want to waste my time to look for NOTHING!

  • i like the first one more

  • u all so stupiddddddddddddddd.......

    how dare u all.....

  • ...Is that Chris Hardwick in the back seat?

  • i love humor

    i love freedom from America and Western Europe!

  • When God turn off His face from you and His Mercy will not with you, than you will be laughed at and than I will see your humor and freedom.

  • how dare you! mock! jesus!

  • Does That Jesus have a GREEN CARD?

  • i so happend to like this its not affending him you so called jessus lover like to think so if you think it does you go to hell for affending jesus this video was my all time favorite :) <33333!!!!!

  • Hope you like my little poem! And NO I dont believe I was just a bit bored. ;)

  • Why offend Jesus? Why offend the Lord? Your mocking our only Saviour, Yet you sin more and more? Has your mothers not taught you, About the eternal hell? That Satan will come and take you, leaving in your place shell? Sorry my friends I did not find, A word to go with hell. Forget about my poetic fail, Listen to this story I tell! Love your neighbor and pray, Thank God your not disabled, Look up to the heavens and give thanks, For having food on the table. I dont believe in potatoes! <-random
  • I cant recognize humour? I found the vid very funny, and I made this little poem because 1) I was bored and 2) I was pretending to be a jesus fanatic. ;) No I aint mocking mankind, because, unfortunately for you jesus lovers, not everyone is christian/catholic. And hey, whats wrong in posting a poem on YOUTUBE!? hehehe

  • You confuse meh. .-.

  • como pueden ofender a mi dios asi !

    oh senor ! todo poderoso , creador de estos idiotas , como pierdes el tiempo en estos delincuentes , manda el rallo y quema sus pubis !

  • Ahahaha I do love me some Jesus Comedy

  • u`ll go 2 HELLL ..if jesus forgive u i`ll not cuz u r a fucky damn guy to do smthin like that ......damn u...go to hell...but jesus the only one who deserve the respect not like that u r a fucky stuff fuck u allll

  • Didn't the Bible say something about not hating? Spewing curses is obviously not hating lolololool

  • hahaha retard

  • This is bad!!! Y'all go to hell if ya don't repent fro what your doing!! What if Jesus did the same for you? after What He has done to you? to save you from your sins and yet you people (who doesn't respect Jesus) mock Him??? oh please!!

  • OOOH scarry stuff boys and girls!! God and His Family do not have a sense of humor. Whoever put us here is not worried about our free wills and how we do our thing. Man in his ultimate wisdom, can make the words of a good man seem something more than just love. Keep making movies, songs, or whatever makes you happy. You cant please everyone all the time.

  • (sigh!) You don't even know what is going on today!!

  • "yo no sé si dios existe, pero si existe sé que no le molestará mi duda", y si Jesús ve youtube seguramente no le molestarán las bromas, hasta lo ha de disfrutar, está bueno.

  • HAHAHA THATS MI NAME JAVIER

  • 5:22 5:35

    Oh no. Oh dear. People, keep your children away from Jesus. I don't trust him one bit. You don't want them being filled with his "Holy Spirit". They might end up psychologically scarred and intellectually stunted, ending up an insane Mormon, like Glenn Beck.

  • It was neat dude,I love it,GOOD JOB,It was beautiful!!!

  • saying stuff like that will send you to Lake Of Fire! so dont say that or you will regret it for the rest of eturnity!!!!!!! you will wish you listened to this! just repent

  • The lake of fire? yeah right, mate. Fuck off back to the 12th century with your medieval ideologies. Jesus was an egotistical cunt, he deserves to be ridiculed. There is no lake of fire!

    Deluded prick!

  • Get life and leave us alone, Retard!

  • yeah im muslim but im not bad i mean life is life yeah well you can makke it fun of make it terible at the end only God will judge you so is this true or not ??? :))

  • @TheKurdSteve Big difference Steve, big difference. No where in the bible does it say to form th KKK, or any hate group for that matter. If you read the holy books of Islam, it tells its followers to kill, and "Terrorize' non-belivers. It tells them that it's okay to marry, and have sex with 9 year olds, and it tells them it's okay to take the women who do not belive in Mohummad, or Islam, and turn them into sex slaves for the followers of Mohummad.