"Facebook is part of the CIA" "Amazing"

[luvtinaturnerlots]

glad im not on stalkerbook never liked it

[katyandlilyshowummm]

Russian social network V KONTAKTE must be under the roof of KGB then

[acidofil]

funny stuff lol

[ralphcraddock]

it does not take a lot of brain power to figure out intelligence agencies world wide,use facebook and similar social networking sites.why would they not?

[Mentorcase]

LOL LOL so close to the truth !

[PetadeAztlan]

Hell, we are already living under a mature fascism in the USA. Come together and struggle onward for Global Liberation. Gather up your courage and struggle onward!

Peter S. Lopez AKA @Peta_de_Aztlan on Twitter

[TheKnives777]

Even though this is the onion its still true, anyone know who funded the obama campaign? thats right good'ol Mark and his Facebook Hooligans! To him you are proletariat's that feed him information that should remain personal kept on a PRIVATE SERVER, and any one whose any one with a special badge can access your retarded ass's full bio even if its set on "private" right? This is satirical comedy being honest but keeping it funny.

[redmule02]

lol funny

[blackrhapsodies]

This is funny,

[jachaismommy]

Their trying to slick advertise another social net run by who? hmmm...THE CIA smh if they own everything else why not that one

[bathingapeification]

They tell the truth and make it seem humorous, Haha I'm laughing, fucking funny....Everyone knows FB is some new world order shit.

[tenagnek]

@bathingapeification No, they're mocking conspiracy kooks. 

[bathingapeification]

@tenagnek Everyone know FB is affiliated with the C.I.A, these onion new retards can pass it off as being part of a joke, but truth be told those that are wise merely find it irritating. Facebook is prob the most effective marketing tool and easy data collection method. Think about it, who needs the old school census anymore?

[Gorbatsjov666]

@bathingapeification nah my friends are fucktard hipsters and they usually dont know shit.

[BubbleSmoker1]

not believing this

[greatmasterboy2008]

"Facebook is part of the CIA" "Amazing"

[jknowmyshit]

this is faek

[pugsley29]

lol thanks 

[ZOD14K]

μονο μισος απο την Ελλαδα, τιποτα αλλο. και ευχη να πεθανετε ολοι εσεις γαμω την παγκοσμιοποιηση σας.... Much of hate from HELLAS, i wish you death, you and your fuckin globalization

[Cfivefive]

nothings personal... so watch it!!

[stasisnu18]

on facebook, im a lady born in 1921 lmao, not much spying there :)

[BlueEyedSoul21]

This is hilarious! "People that use that site, are people that no one would mind seeing bombed anyway"

[athms6891]

there making fun of how dumb people are for showing all there info....of course "they wouldnt allow this on Cnn...Zuckerburg was just awarded by the CIA,hes considred one of there best agents...The Patriot Act allows them too see anything they want...

[WICKEDMAN9MM]

CIA, FBI, NASA are not part of the American constitution nor govt'...

[Buzzyb0i]

yes it is fake but could it really be very far from the truth?

[MySkyizBlue]

"thats how they got my brother"

[MySkyizBlue]

Mark Zuckerberg is a cia agent lmfao

[karr1111]

I really don't care because I have nothing to hide.

[karr1111]

The CIA does NOT own facebook what are you talking about?

[gloup81]

flood it !!!!!!!!!!

[JavierVMaldonado]

Chat, chat, chat...

But these guys do not tell true truth on Earth Planet.

Seems to me like nice "periquitos",,, which say nothing.

Javier

[myownruin187]

Yeah don't flatter urself old bag with pancake make up I bet u take it the ass u and back in ur mouth u whore, (wich I encourage) Smell these nuts after a full day of sweaty work(hint) like boiled baloni u fuckin skank Id like gag u with my smelly cock to see that eye liner run from tears of my pleasure from gagging u fuckin media slave!! Now back to the weather..;-)

[no40]

Brook Alvarez is hot

[bobtheman74]

fuck face book

[maxkhalid]

wtf f.b. lol

[mcski022]

OMG! its ONN again! LOL

[the1Skyseer]

2:46 Deranged mathematician commits first truly random shooting.. lol

[ihavesauce]

LAWL at the caption @ 2:28 "trojan recalls 10,000 condoms just to see look on peoples faces"

[sourmanofcoal]

Onion News, this would be hillarious, if it wasn't true. Unfortunately, its all true.

[prodotti2]

@2468THEGAME so you think jews and arabs work together to destroy the USA.....

your IQ is above 10 or what?

[prodotti2]

this show is bullshit. so many reasons to claim why.

#1, the Copyright. yeah right... they spy on us, but worry about copyright issues..

# 2 and the rest, just watch the movie...

oh, its true, CIA, FBI, NSA and all other coded names look at FB and other social networks for information, and succesfull. but to claim they own it.. dumb..

[D01589466]

this is so fake, really fake.

[fraudster111]

@D01589466 You are clearly retarded or just lobotomized. Go post all your info on fb.

[HowToTintWindow]

This is a fake report. Please stop being so serious, you'll never get anywhere.

[D01589466]

Get the fuck out

CIA, wat the fuck, i can't believe this shit.

[dappadan22]

@2468THEGAME u know that there were actually gas chambers in use during ww2 right? the first of which were nothing more than small rooms with pipes hooked up to the exhaust pipes of running vehicles. videos of which were filmed by the germans themselves. if you look for them you can find them easily :p

[prodotti2]

@dappadan22 BS on the exhaust pipes. dont underestimate their tech those days.

[dappadan22]

@prodotti2 mate i said the FIRST of which used exhaust pipes and carbon monoxide. they later moved on to gases the most notable being zyklon B which was incredibly deadly and came in a powdered form.

[Attacino]

@2468THEGAME nice, somebody hwo watched "schwindlers (liars) list??

[chocoholicSISTA263]

this is hilarious..i love how they dont take it seriously

[SeismicPulse]

if u rlly wana see wats going on with facebook watch this short video. its not a joke, if you dont already know the american government is composed of liars and cheats.

/watch?v=ZMWz3G_gPhU&feature=p­layer_embedded

[cityslicker202]

@SeismicPulse god you people are stupid. EVERY GOVERNMENT HAS TO LIE.. if they always told the truth to their citizens, riots would occur, people would quit jobs, tons of shit.. if you nut cases had it your way, this world go to complete shit.

[Muskateering]

'It allows me to interact with my friends without being able to see, hear, or SMELL them.' LOL!

[dedicatedjoker]

Vote Ron Paul and there will be no more secrecy. Fake or not, its not farfetched.

[BASHINGTHEWORLD]

It maybe fake but what they say is true people are idiots for posting there location it could be a Death trap if you're on the run or have a hit man after you

[poindextertunes]

lmao at ppl who think this is real. Go join Wanbee!

[seanincali1]

it's called a parody.

[frontlinesurvival]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!



[limejester]

how is this fake??????????????????????

[gpjonesjr]

Damn funny!



[oompacabra]

Why are people trying to dissect whether this is fake, there’s an “Onion” logo on the dang thang, yo!

[naziscontrolme]

@GeoffTheGiraff that is  why they are killing us thew food'air and water

[MrAnderson1985]

@GeoffTheGiraff ... uh huh, thats nice.

[desirednightfall]

And the pic in min 0:58 is so fake!

[Dylu3en]

That's how they got my brother.

[matwil74]

@jazrbabe Ok Poindexter. Thanks. Now go bring that apple to your teacher.

[JamesDaHall]

@jazrbabe i thought the other guy's response was funnier

[ChazZeromus]

@jazrbabe

WHY DO YOU ASSUME I'M ASLEEP?

[WhiteSideMystics]

@jazrbabe Onion or not so what? Is it the 1st time that comedy is used 2 expose Truth??

so exactly wake up all the way for all of us.. comedy can also be a great awakening tool exposing Truth!!..

In Truth we Trust.. whatever its form of expression is!!;)..

[JayGB87]

@jazrbabe

Yes, it is a parody, but if you search for "facebook cia" you will find evidence for this to be true.

[neo00779]

@jazrbabe yes,this is the Onion and it is suppose to be a comedy piece, but while you're laughing, they do have a lot of control over FB and was partially, indirectly funded by them; watch the video "the terrible truth about facebook" on here...

[Fendefadst]

know why it is so hard to see its fake in the first moment?? Because in a world where everything is fake, what should be the difference anyway? ; )

[SecretSideProduction]

I really thought this was a real broadcast for a second

[maxninja09]

...please tell me people are not actually taking this seriously. Because i am DEFINITELY TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.

[geiuy]

this woman is hot,is she on facebook?

[prettymanda2502]

this has to be fake..

[Indr1DC01D]

I deactivated my account and unsubscribed, and even deleted all my information. And they still have my email address and my password just in case I ever want to come back. I know they recorded everything I added to my facebook page, so the they will always have my information.

[suvivorjeff]

this is fake.. havent u ever heared of onion news this is it.

[silleeellis]

were is the pin that the lady was talking about, I can't find it, Can some body please tell me if she is a dumb bitch or I'm the dumb one.

[silleeellis]

funbee, hooked lined and sinkya to the small fish/tadpoles.

[LucasStaus]

Vote President Ron Paul and we can drop this stuff

[kingofshadows25]

hahahaha the mouths movements don't even match what is being said

[ZiorSamuel]

WANBEE’S THE UNITED STATES = 777 in multiples of 3

GOV’S ANGRY SAM SEES WANBEE = 777 in multiples of 3

SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN TRUE = 777 in multiples of 3

TRIPLE SEVEN IS GOD WORD = 777 in multiples of 3

THE ALPHANUMERICS FROM YAH = 777 in multiples of 3

A=3 B=6 C=9 D=12 E=15 F=18 and so on all the way to Z in multiples of 3 through the alphabet. Add these up and see that Wanbee is the USA.

[killer00630]

well..time to deactivate my account.

[soapboxearth2]

DAMN!!!! NOW THEY KNOW I SIT IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER EVERY NIGHT LOOKING AT PICTURES OF EXPENSIVE GIBSON LES PAULS??????

FOILED AGAIN!!!!!!

but really face book is a weird site where people air thier dirty laundry.

[satode]

Please, this is just fun from the Onion!!

[BurnTheDisease]

'that's how they got my brother' , what a fucking douche bag.

[Jorge420x]

ignorant americans

[Kingcaid83]

LOL I almost thought this was real news man.

[excopcar]

WE are called sheeple for real.

[excopcar]

NEW WORLD ORDER!

[Holyknoble]

That is Fucked up



[rellybeats]

Watched video, hilarity ensued.

[TheJazuma]

@2:18 that's how he got my brother...lol

[liamlloyd77]

fucking love this lol

[shadows987987]

It took me a min to realise that this was fake. However I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

[cptsquish]

Shit I thought this was for real LOL

[cakesofdeath]

Sad thing is its probably true. I'm deleting mine.

[liamlloyd77]

@cakesofdeath Me to I think... I really want to delete it but got something stopping me...

[SweetFire96]

DUH!

[kiki1cola1]

WOW! Thank you Maceo for this information....now i see why you are so paranoid about Facebook and other online sites!

[117harper]

WOW this is the worse acting EVER

[JMRostropovich]

Truly America's Finest News Source

[TheManicBiker]

They'd be bored watching me. I do Just about the samething everyday.

[derek19062]

the Onion usually says false stuff, but now, this time it is actually true! D:

[birdybronx]

I LVOE THIS GUY

[357MagnumBob]

So, is this satire, or pure disinformation by the best disinformation organization in the world? It is highly polished and ridicules the obvious. Call it hiding in plain sight...

[SisTaylorDavis]

My take on this WOBEE got in on this video To think that if this was really going on FB's creator would be caught dead making these types of statements This is a business for him that generates billions of dollars I can not see him screwing up that type money by calling the users of FB dumb zombies Twitter, myspace and other social networks were out long before FB and as popular in their time and nothing was said to discredit them Hats off to you WOMBEE in scaring the people into a frenzy

[ace1sod]

family looses everything in devastating series of product recalls

gaffe-prone jill biden says reading"not that important"

magical air-strike transforms 18 afghan civilians into insurgents

trojan recalls 10,000 condoms just to see the look on peoples faces

now thats some funny shit

[AhahACHOOooo11]

What a bunch of shit, LMAO!! As if the 'CIA' is actually interested in what ordinary citizens are doing, lol. As if spies and terrorists are going to advertise where and where they're gonna be on FaceBook! LMAO!

[LadyeCatte]

LOL! This is good stuff! Seems so real.. and so many will fall into this as if these guys are serious! Great satire, guys!!

[hoodsex2012]

codename: the overlord!

[DeezNutsAreMine]

That hacker. he's on their side lol

[dovesetu]

which chinese social network are they referring to?

[frips1000]

thats why i dont have it!

[vridehd]

I bet that big chick never passes a Micky D.

[Trolling4RonPaul2012]

This is the onion but some of it could be true......?

[s3nke1]

LMFAO

[EliasOwnage95]

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[Trolling4RonPaul2012]

@EliasOwnage95 I hear the message brother, i will do as you command

[EliasOwnage95]

@Trolling4RonPaul2012 Go on brother.

[TTRROOOOLLZZ]

not sure if troll -_-

[yupug]

obviously a hilarious montage.. but data mining on FB could very easily be true..

[spoofus007]

lol.. some people think this is real..

[zafeer17]

10,ooo condoms recalled just to see the lool on ppls faces lmbo

[humbugger24]

wait, wanbee is a real website.

[ExThugProductions]

this facebook is gonna be a giant book for the rich who live threw the nwo to read oh well i know mines gonna piss em off JESUS ROCKS... I WILL BE IN HEAVEN SO OH WELL

[soapboxearth2]

@ExThugProductions the first will be last and the last will be first. you are your brothers keeper.

pray for your enemies

only i can save a fool from his foolishness

-all from Jesus Christ

good news everybody

[jaktmeisterNOR]

@ExThugProductions lol.. there is no heaven and hell

[patrickrbell]

WOW!

[EdwardIffen]

"Oh my ghod I love wanbee"  Wow.

[DarknesSxLDS]

Supposedly a joke!

The sad thing is that it's so real!

[13whitekid]

this nigga said "yea yea thats how they got my brother" ..lmao

[accebere]

at the end- ..."smell them"?

[MgrNatashaAlicia]

LOL, this is a parody, but its actually the truth. That's what They do, like in movies, all the time. Make a drama or comedy about something that's actually true, which ironically, makes people less likely to believe whats being ''revealed." *& check out the fine print scrolling at the bottom caption...*genius!

[phpexe]

@MgrNatashaAlicia Well said

[maddogwisconsin]

@MgrNatashaAlicia plausible deniability



[garrethdavis]

Funny because it's actually true.

[staticincanmore]

HAHAHA too many people have never heard of the onion and take it seriously! hahaha!

[MrJohanhultin]

HAHA I wonder how many people acctually belive this.

[dametreusv]

This is the Onion.. of course its true but a mockery. Ppl willingly give it away, its used for several purposes. Dont want to be revealed, don't reveal it

[bakubrawluh]

I know this is the Onion... hah it's funny though. Cause it's true.

[MrLivePositive8]

@bakubrawluh Yes, you are right.

[whereseric]

"many a true word said in jest!"

[WolfiWA]

Facebook is only for brainless fools!

[DrLsw]

haha this isnt a real news source.. its the onion.. however i wouldnt doubt the CIA is collecting and using data from all the social media sites facebook google youtube etc.. actually i'm pretty damn sure what you watch on youtube is collected because google works with the government and they bought youtube.. so all the android phones? youtube? G+, Gmail, Search engine.. see where im goin with this

[ZacharyTeunis]

THIS IS THE ONION YOU FUCKING RETARDS

[saturnx311]

There is a video that's been out for a while called "do you have a facebook? which traces the money connections. Very informative.

[saturnx311]

It's about time this started getting out!

[alphacodexx]

CIA does not own Facebook, Israel and the Zionists do! COME ON GUYS! ;)

[TransformedMan]

@alphacodexx Same thing!

[alphacodexx]

@TransformedMan same thing i know but most people don't even know what a zionist is...that is how zionists deceive...they hide behind other organizations and movements..such as the illuminati..people just think the illuminati is the top..when in reality the top is the zionists...i state this to be specific for educational purposes ! :)

[TransformedMan]

@alphacodexx Thanks for sharing this!

[luisagarcia1991]

this isnt a joke, in REAL life this shit actually happens! If they can turn on your speaker on your phone to hear you, what makes you think they cant activate your camera, since now all phones have on BOTHS SIDES....

[LdyBnes]

@luisagarcia1991 well they can turn already turn on your web cam from across the country without your pc even having to be on, and they've been doing that for years already.

[thejihadresistance]

@LdyBnes yeah that's why we tape a black spot over the eye

[TheEvolytion]

@LdyBnes I just knew someone was watching me.. Ooo, I feel so violated? Truly funny stuff guys. Congrats!

[OfficialOneUpDzn]

@LdyBnes Actually. That is impossible, since the webcam is getting no power