Well, I find it perfectly comfortable to sit with my legs strait out in front of me, or slighting spread. But then again I have small balls and I tiny penis so...... Anyway the men who are spreading their legs hugely are probably just doing it to be obnoxious a-holes if you ask me, or they are not thinking.
Wow. I never thought of that before. I just tried sitting with my legs together and I couldn't do it for more than a minute. It actually went from uncomfortable to painful!!! If I ever get to ride a subway I'll try not to sit next to you. :-)
OMG - that definitely happened to me yesterday.Freakin pissed me off- drove me nuts. I ended up trying to squeeze into the tiny corner of a seat i had left. It's NOT a freakin physiology thing - i study physiology.It is in fact, based on sociological studies, a power issue.Men feel the need to take up space to reinstate their masculinity by 'owning' 'their' space.I almost wanted to punch the guy yesterday - i gave him a nice shove cuz he let himself fall on me every time the subway stops
I think they sit spread eagled, either to make us ladies think they have big nuts whey really ... they don't, lol! or maybe they are just day dreaming they are riding a horse on a sandy beach.
haha once again u said fuckn in a funny way lol...oh n i sit with my legs open but not super wide open...to me its just for comfort. also i like ur cat or whos ever cat u said it belongs to
I sit with my legs spread because I don't like my balls touching my legs. It's pretty uncomfortable, imagine if your tits were stuffed under your armpits all the time.
SEAHORSES! as a guy i can say that your junk is more comfortable when your legs are spread and it isnt about size and need for room its more about the way it sits, but more than that it is a default position for some guys, if a guy slumps he naturally adopts a legs apart position, im not sure if this habit is genetic or is taught by other men... men often find it terrible to cross their legs in any manner, strangely gay men have over come this, perhaps they hold looks over comfort.
well sometimes atleast its a comfort thing,with the wide stance, we might get hot and sweaty and then would like a bit of air between our legs and the ballsack... but i hate when guys steal space like that /5centsworth
I think it’s a territorial thing. And we would get arrested, even in NY, if we urinated everywhere to mark our territory. But I am with you and when I do use public transit I think of those around me.
I road the trolley and this nasty smelly due, wanted to sit next me and another girl. Me and the other girl looked at him with discus, I mean I really really wanted to barf. Bad story short... We where very lucky that the next stop was just around, and the guy sat opposite us when the other riders left... o my smelling and see him sit that way was so very, I mean very so unpleasant...... really ugh!
Maybe those guys who spread their legs so obnoxiously far apart when sitting next to you on the subway are wanting you to clobber them right in the nuts. Maybe you should ask them if that's why.
Typically when i have the open leg problem I am having an emergency underwear problem and have no place to escape to deal with it, so in an effort to keep my "troops" from pulling a "pincer movement" around my boxers, I open my legs super wide. Why this is happening to people around you...idk, but that is my reasoning. its annoying to be beside, but believe me its worse to experience!! think of thong malfunction for a guy... or camel toe that goes way too far.
nobody has to spread their legs that wide to sit comfortably, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about, your an attractive girl, so it could be they are just spreading their legs to say "hey, my junk is huge, you want to get with me". and I'm almost positive some dude on the subway isn't gonna know your a lesbian. Some men will do almost anything to convince others their junk is enormous, this comes from insecurities porn sites and magazines imprint upon them.
I ride the bus and I'm a guy and I don't do that, I actually huddle up into a corner or something. I don't really like it when someone sits next to me, I find it uncomfortable.
lol its a territory thing for us, we must divide and conquer and thus we spread our legs to gain territory on the left and right of us. Also got to say I love the end of the video voice mail idea, I think more people should do that, that was just fun lol.
omg i soo hate the guys that do that its gross and dumb ..my bro used to do it until i kicked him in the ..erm well u get the point ..as for babysitting i do that with my x she got fritz our puppy so i'm step mum babysitter now lolz
I suggest you take the subway holding a huge cup of capuccino or milkshake, saying, "sorry, I'm very clumsy". Or maybe a T-shirt saying "I has herpes, wanna share ?" could make your personal space impassable like a force field.
The only reason I can think of why men do that is they are wearing pants or underwear that are to tight for there package and when there legs are close together it's uncomfortable hence the wide stance when sitting. Other then that one theroy I haven't any clue and I do find it annoying sometimes I stand while taking the bus for that reason.
It's cos Men's balls are workin away, makin like a billion little semen a second so we're ready to squirt out the next generation in a jiffyboom. So they overheat, requiring ventillation, it's either that or they'll explode.
its just a comfort thing, its more comfortable to sit widelegged then to sqeesh those already tiny balls togheter (or together? ) so i always sit widelegged when there is the possibility, when a guy sits next to me, i clearly embark my terretory and when a female sits next to me, I just keep the space for 1 person for myself. Most problematic in my opinion is ppl with way to much overweight.
For me its fine if they wanna have it, but if they start sitting next to me, I aint happy.
its cause your fuckin balls stick to your leg lol and its fuckin annoying and itd be better to do that rather then stick your hands down ur pants and move them lol
subway guys... it is kind of a comfort thing, the problem is when it's hot/warm guys have a tendency to get a little more sweaty then wanted down in the pants. balls (scientifically) are much like ovaries except fact that they hang out and give off testosterone and semen. they hang out because in order to produce semen they have to be below normal body temperature. you see when it gets warm and sweaty our sack tends to become sticky and end up sticking to our legs.
about that subway thing i mean love you to death and all but until you live with big ball between your legs on a hot day try not to get upset cause you don't know
No it's cause they always have sweaty balls EWWWWW NASTY.... They are airing them out That would be why I don't sit next to men.. Plus I don't want to get a whif of the sweaty balls EVER again NASTY..
Yeah, we do it without really thinking about it. It's more or less natural, but basically it is more comfortable. Nothing about "big junk" but it just feels better. It's really uncomfortable to have to even slightly close your legs sometimes. It also goes with the temperature I think. Hotter it is the wider we spread. o.o
I checked back here yesterday, and I cannot believe you changed the title from "Ninja Cat" to "Ninja Cat and Shweddy Balls"! First of all, that's gross Michelle, second, HAHAHA!..Yeah, gross or not, I cannot stop laughing while reading the title now.. Nice.
i sit with my legs open... xD and am not a dude... although, i guess i'm more of a guy than a girl at heart.. anyways, i dont do it with lk people sitting lk RIGHT nxt to me... cuz i dnt lk to touch random people? i feel more comfortable sitting that way tho, lol and the cat thing just made me realized i've been subscribed to ur channel way longer than i could remember xD
u dont even think about it when u r doin it and its not only subways its also busses and trains thing lol however if some1 sits next to you its rather uncomfortable to touch him/her so personally I go back to my personal space and try not invading any1 esles space but that's bcs i think about it cause i hate other ppl touchin me or me touchin em haha but most ppl dont even think bout spreadin their legs cause i can guess they r pervs and like touchin other ppl lmao
alot of males pick it up as bad habit when they are younger, and pretty much its like saying "I got big junk" "Im a bad-ass" "Im the alpha male" (I used to sit like this :( tbh)
I think it may be a straight guy thing... I keep my own legs just slightly apart (enough to be comfortable), while most others I see spread them a mile wide.
It's not a comfort thing, don't let anyone tell you that.
You know, like, when animals try to persuade a female to mate with them? They ruffle their feathers, or make their butts turn colourful....
That's exactly what men do when they spread their legs that far. They try to let everyone know that they are potent and ready...
Oh, and since I read a lot of comments about like, how it's uncomfortable to sit legs closed: I'm talking about the overly spread legs, like, half a yard and s***
haha, you're hilarious! I think you should say to the next guy that gets up in yer bizznis, 'Excuse me, sir, you're invading my subway seat!' and make a scene =P
I don't really notice it, and hopefully I don't do it myself, but if they're wearing, say, jeans, it can get a bit...cramped?
I've made my way down into the city a few times and onto the subway, so I've seen what you're talking about. I dont understand it either. It seems rediculous.
Well stretching out beyond the seat space is inexcusable but it is definitely a comfort thing. It has nothing to do with size, it's just a quam about being a guy in which the legs are together, things get hot down there and things start to stick together and you need to open the legs to ease that uncomfort and, trust me, its VERY uncomfortable and an sometimes even be painful if it goes on long enough.
I'm not sure how wide too wide is, I was hoping you'd show what you meant. I usually sit with my knees about 15 inches apart, not quite straight ahead, but bent slightly outward. The way you're talking about it, makes me think the guy's legs are much wider than that.
you live in new york so get over it, in new york we sit how we want to sit, if you don't like siting next to someone like that then just stand or are you that lazy or that pamper or move to alabama
From society, women are constantly taught that they are supposed to take up as little space as possible, and men are taught that they deserve any space they can take up. Thanks, sociology class. :)
try having sweaty balls.. thats why. Nobody likes the smell of sweaty balls. Its for EVERYONES safety. There although should be a limit to invading personal space. However making contact with someone even through legs touching or something is way to show feelings of attraction and flirting. But id go with sweaty balls being the bane and cause of all the problems in existence. Wars start because a guy has sweaty balls. no joke.
He's trying to get some air down there. It gets hot down there. things tend to stick to other things. So the "Leg-Span" is a mechanism to take that away
I don't do the "ultra-wide leg spread". I remember in Sociology that other guys do it to express their masculinity, like "all this space is mine" kind of thing. Kinda like the wild west and staking out their territory. BTW, you might want to have a cup of water (in a Starbucks coffee cup with a loose lid) precariously close to his leg. Every time the train bounces, let a little water spill, maybe accidentally hitting his leg. Have fun with it. Just saying. :-)
i don't know who the cat is but i love her nonetheless! :D
The leg thing drives me crazy too. I sit with my legs slightly open. I'd love to answer but I kinda wanna know the answer too lol. I just push their legs closed by opening my legs and they usually get the message that they should close their damn legs and give me some room.
Dudes' legs just fall that way, in varying degrees of course. I think it's physiology, something about the way the hip fits into the pelvis. That being said, it's reasonable to expect a modicum of courtesy when using public transportation & a guy shouldn't sit with their legs wider than their hips if space on the subway, bus, train or plane is tight. Or at a ball game. I mean, ya don't want your legs to touch if you're sitting next to another dude. That's what I do.
I honestly have no idea, I didn't know that many other men did that. Sounds pretty dick-ish though. Here in Seattle we have fewer dicks and more douchebags.
Because it's unconfortable to stay with "junk" squeezed, therefore, we split our legs. But because almoust all men are lazy, we just don't bother to control our leg muscles so we spread them how much the muscles strech.
I'd love to know that because my brother does the same thing, especially when we go on 6 hour car rides. And he just doesn't understand why I ask him not to... Gaah..
When looking at the body language, the amount of space some takes up in a room can tell something about how dominat they feel in a particular setting. Spreading your legs really wide is a common (and subconscious) way for someone to take up (unnessessary) space in a room to indication dominance. So my advice to you would be to ask those men politely to give you more space for yourself, ... that is, if you don't want to be subservient to them :-)
as a guy who sits normally i cant tell u why they are spread eagled...but if you want them to stop just sit there and pretend to have crabs. it works on the dc subways
I apologize before hand....ahahaha ahhh....you said query. queery. Sorry. D:
As far as the leg thing, sbarillo had it correct. It's a battle thing. The bad part is, being a woman disallows you from playing this battle with men solely because being a stranger, we'd take it as you're trying to hit on us. And we'd never forget it until you finish that subway ride, skimper off and hope you never see us on the subway again. o.o
if memory serves, its some sort of 'gang thing', cause only guys who are a part of/apsire to gang culture do it. Yes, as a guy, it's less than comfortable to sit with your legs together, but you'll never catch me with my legs 'sprawled' open across a double seat!
Just be happy you're not sitting across for the guys and getting a peep show. I've seen far too many nut sacks for my liking because boys like to air out their packages.
It has nothing to do with the size of a man's genitals. I myself do not take up a shit load of space while sitting down.
It has everything to do with how much of a tard the guy is. If he is sprawled out taking up a whole bunch of space, it means he's one of those douche bags who are just... you know, all around super lame.
Are you talking about the Senator Larry Craig Stance?
It is my understanding that men tend to do this because they don't like their junk sticking to the side of their thighs...or practicing to be the next Larry Craig.
In science this kid sits next to me..hes not even an inch away, and he spreads his legs out so the whole time our legs and feet are touching. But I dont care cuz I like him... xD he basically sleeps on me during class too... which is a little annoying lol.
let go of material belongings and self image, you will find that answer lies within, or tibet, which ever you arrive to 1st. now go, seahorse. or with a confrontation class, you could just ask "is there a reason you need both our spaces". that's what i do. there's only 2 good reasons, swelled junk(junk, so sad, women invade also, i wouldn't say junk box) :-) or a broken leg. ninja looks happy hope you find your answer looking forward to next leap year
I loveee the subway here too beats stupid city traffic! But there sure are a lot of creepos. lol Weirdos ride the subway... does that mean I'm a weirdo too?
I think the most comfortable position is legs stretched out in front of you, but as that would block the aisle sitting legs open is next best. I do agree that some guys spread too much. It's just a matter of courtesy not to if the car is crowded.
Meanwhile, I suggest you sit next to other chicks, thought that was your preference anyway!
As I'm sure many have said, after a certain point of leg spreading it's about dominance. It's a display saying "I'm a big tough guy, I am lord of all I survey".
When a guy does that beside me (and I'm like you, I try to be tiny so I'm not invading anyone else's space) I'll just push him out of my space, by taking up as much room as possible (and I'm not tiny, so I can totally do that).
Normal spread legs on the other hand is all about comfort. It’s a difficult area to get comfortable.
hahahaa I agree with 'TheSarahmMaybe' I may have just graduated high school but still, whether it be on vacation or going to the movies or even at work (I'm a cashier), for example yesterday. This woman comes to the front of the cash register with a huge purse that takes up the whole space in front of the register just to look for her shop your way rewards card that she stuffed in the bottom of her purse. she's basically getting comfortable and claiming her space. just as us guys do too.
oh my god i completely understand. Sometimes I literally sit with one cheek on a seat because the fucking moron next to me is sprawled out. I don't sit with my legs spread apart. I don't know why guys do. I think it makes them feel more masculine because they're making room for their junk, which really isn't necessary.
I think it's definitely just a comfort thing. Your balls can never have too much room, I guess. I don't sit like that though because I'm considerate of other people... and touching people I don't know kinda creeps me out. Although, I have occasionally been known to touch my leg on the other guy's leg to make him uncomfortable. :)
You know what you add to that? The fucking woman that sits down and then takes her duffle bag size of a fucking purse and puts it next to her taking up not just her seat, but one and a half next to her. They all suck.
I'm a dude, I've been on the New York Subway many many times, I've asked myself that question many many times.
If you ask me, it's just an image thing, a lot of guys apparently worry that they'll damage their "I'm a really manly male" image if they sit even slightly like a girl might maybe sometimes sit...
Maybe it's kinda like the "no homo" thing that meekakitty vlogged about, guys that are constantly worried that they might be mistaken for being gay. I'd hate to think it, but it seems likely
Being what's left of a guy and almost a girl and an ex New Yorker stuck in effen Atlanta, all I can say is they suck. It is effen ridiculous for someone man or woman to do that. What to f are they doing? Steadying themselves incase of an effen crash? Or did they just have too much Jack Daniels at work. Who the fuck knows.
I take the bus more, but the "spread your leg on top of me please" thing happen there too.. Not a pretty sight..
"If you are a youtuber and you have my number, cAAll me! If you are a youtuber and you dON'T have my number (waiting in suspense) DON'T call me!!" *d'oh*
I'm a man who prefers to sit cross-legged most of the time so I don't know. I'm guessing these men either want to rub up against you or show off how 'big' they are in the the pants.
Btw, can someone explain this seahorses thing to me? Is it an inside joke, is it exactly what it sounds like, who started it? Kthanxbi.
Some guys do it for comfort, some do it to annoy people, and other do it to get their 'junk' unstuck from their legs (like on hot days). Not all guys do it; I certainly don't. It just all depends on how they grew up, and around who. Another possible one is sexual/sexual things. You are a very, very attractive women so, that may be it. I apologize that we guys are annoying and gross. Not all, but some of us. Those guys make us all seem like douche bags. Hate it.
Spread legs is a retarded macho thing. The saddest part is that that crap often works - a lot of people find guys who act ridiciously macho (even in inappropriate situations like a cramped subway) are extremely sexually attractive. I think it makes them look like thoughtless, selfish pricks. Other examples are spitting, littering, driving oversized cars/trucks, and compulsively watching sports.
Well, I find it perfectly comfortable to sit with my legs strait out in front of me, or slighting spread. But then again I have small balls and I tiny penis so...... Anyway the men who are spreading their legs hugely are probably just doing it to be obnoxious a-holes if you ask me, or they are not thinking.
Irritating1234 1 month ago
Way back when you where straight? o.O JK i respect all sexuality
Naughtypandabear 4 months ago
I don't get it...how does this relate to Schweddy Balls?
redgirl732 5 months ago
Awesome!!! Schweddy Balls!!!
baseshot 5 months ago
Does "himmick" mean hammock?
Rubberbandman529 5 months ago
Talk to much
Hinson43 8 months ago
sheesh...yak yak yak...no wonder she left u.
rowdymax1 9 months ago
were u the dude or the chick in your Sappho relationship?
rowdymax1 9 months ago
Wow. I never thought of that before. I just tried sitting with my legs together and I couldn't do it for more than a minute. It actually went from uncomfortable to painful!!! If I ever get to ride a subway I'll try not to sit next to you. :-)
newfization 1 year ago
Ah, I remember the ninja cat from blogtv from a million years ago!
itsBA44 1 year ago
so you're single?
lievling 1 year ago
aaahhhh... yah,,, your deff a lesbian
godssoldier101 1 year ago
We sit like that cuz we have balls. Jam a softball sized load of crap betwixt your legs and see how easy it is to close your gams ;)
Plus, balls can get crammed up under parts of things, and this alleviates the situation.
I thoroughly encourage you ladies to sit like that though, much like the girls that ride MUNI and BART here in the Bay Area.
P.S. I'm totally a lesbian too, I just have a permanently attached strapon...let's get together =)
DJMarcO138 1 year ago
I always think the same thing about guys! Who are they trying to fool?
BTAGS23 1 year ago
Yes seahorses are neither sea nor horse.
murdertramp99 1 year ago
OMG - that definitely happened to me yesterday.Freakin pissed me off- drove me nuts. I ended up trying to squeeze into the tiny corner of a seat i had left. It's NOT a freakin physiology thing - i study physiology.It is in fact, based on sociological studies, a power issue.Men feel the need to take up space to reinstate their masculinity by 'owning' 'their' space.I almost wanted to punch the guy yesterday - i gave him a nice shove cuz he let himself fall on me every time the subway stops
TripnSlide 1 year ago
Hey that is a cute ninja cat...i kinda have cat-like-ninja stealth! Great video!
InformationSecrets 1 year ago
i honestly cant tell why it is more comfortable, but it is. I personally though if i'm sitting next to someone i try to make space
CorrerPorVida 1 year ago
I love ninja cat.
DarkDennis1961 1 year ago
... Calling? Nope, don't have your #, lol!
... Subscribed to your channel? Yup!
... Seahorses? Love them, they are soooo cute. Where I live in the Caribbean they are beeing embedded into acrylic on nails, as fantasy nail art.
MysticNails 1 year ago
I think they sit spread eagled, either to make us ladies think they have big nuts whey really ... they don't, lol! or maybe they are just day dreaming they are riding a horse on a sandy beach.
Have a great day! :)
MysticNails 1 year ago
haha once again u said fuckn in a funny way lol...oh n i sit with my legs open but not super wide open...to me its just for comfort. also i like ur cat or whos ever cat u said it belongs to
d4rkUno 1 year ago
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Seahorses are cute! Just a quick question... Are you single, or do you have someone special?
MdonaLvr 1 year ago
Seahorses are cute! Just a quick question... Are you single, or do you have someone special?
MdonaLvr 1 year ago
I sit with my legs spread because I don't like my balls touching my legs. It's pretty uncomfortable, imagine if your tits were stuffed under your armpits all the time.
UlteriorMotives708 1 year ago
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Like super just kill yourself.
moonXraven 1 year ago
Seahorses: foreva
apbackpacker 1 year ago
wide legs are incredibly inconsiderate though
sobeit42 1 year ago
SEAHORSES! as a guy i can say that your junk is more comfortable when your legs are spread and it isnt about size and need for room its more about the way it sits, but more than that it is a default position for some guys, if a guy slumps he naturally adopts a legs apart position, im not sure if this habit is genetic or is taught by other men... men often find it terrible to cross their legs in any manner, strangely gay men have over come this, perhaps they hold looks over comfort.
sobeit42 1 year ago
@sobeit42 it may also be that our junk needs to breathe, they are designed to stay cool for a reason.
sobeit42 1 year ago
fat guys cannot sit with their legs closed because then their junk would be crushed between their legs and their fat flaps. just sayin'...
RapedByTheLight 1 year ago
u are a refreshment from all of these nonsense vloggers
i <3 ninja cats and lesbian divorces ! wait no! just ninja cats
dancrboi7 1 year ago
oh my goodness, you are hilarious XD
Kaizen800 1 year ago
well sometimes atleast its a comfort thing,with the wide stance, we might get hot and sweaty and then would like a bit of air between our legs and the ballsack... but i hate when guys steal space like that /5centsworth
Ramian1 1 year ago
I think it’s a territorial thing. And we would get arrested, even in NY, if we urinated everywhere to mark our territory. But I am with you and when I do use public transit I think of those around me.
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kthbrown 1 year ago 2
I road the trolley and this nasty smelly due, wanted to sit next me and another girl. Me and the other girl looked at him with discus, I mean I really really wanted to barf. Bad story short... We where very lucky that the next stop was just around, and the guy sat opposite us when the other riders left... o my smelling and see him sit that way was so very, I mean very so unpleasant...... really ugh!
TeriElsaLima 1 year ago
YEP! Re: wide stance - LOL - same thing on the LA bus
I would normally think they were trying to get people to move or not sit next to them - but who wouldn't want to sit next to you?!?!?
Elaina43 1 year ago
you're way cutter when you don't swear as much
alexia2099 1 year ago
mE cATS?,oM GOD >yOU TALK SO MUSH bAJS
pijodi 1 year ago
THAT WOMAN BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY! I WOULD EAT IT.
snakedeek 1 year ago
ahh i remember those old videos on after ellen!
allieraybaby 1 year ago
Maybe those guys who spread their legs so obnoxiously far apart when sitting next to you on the subway are wanting you to clobber them right in the nuts. Maybe you should ask them if that's why.
misterpantybuns 1 year ago
Typically when i have the open leg problem I am having an emergency underwear problem and have no place to escape to deal with it, so in an effort to keep my "troops" from pulling a "pincer movement" around my boxers, I open my legs super wide. Why this is happening to people around you...idk, but that is my reasoning. its annoying to be beside, but believe me its worse to experience!! think of thong malfunction for a guy... or camel toe that goes way too far.
warickii 1 year ago
Bukan main?
ardy3343 1 year ago
nobody has to spread their legs that wide to sit comfortably, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about, your an attractive girl, so it could be they are just spreading their legs to say "hey, my junk is huge, you want to get with me". and I'm almost positive some dude on the subway isn't gonna know your a lesbian. Some men will do almost anything to convince others their junk is enormous, this comes from insecurities porn sites and magazines imprint upon them.
joeSCHMOEwithTheo 1 year ago
I ride the bus and I'm a guy and I don't do that, I actually huddle up into a corner or something. I don't really like it when someone sits next to me, I find it uncomfortable.
Lamoir 1 year ago
lol its a territory thing for us, we must divide and conquer and thus we spread our legs to gain territory on the left and right of us. Also got to say I love the end of the video voice mail idea, I think more people should do that, that was just fun lol.
Matrix8369 1 year ago
omg i soo hate the guys that do that its gross and dumb ..my bro used to do it until i kicked him in the ..erm well u get the point ..as for babysitting i do that with my x she got fritz our puppy so i'm step mum babysitter now lolz
Annasavi 1 year ago
I suggest you take the subway holding a huge cup of capuccino or milkshake, saying, "sorry, I'm very clumsy". Or maybe a T-shirt saying "I has herpes, wanna share ?" could make your personal space impassable like a force field.
synsei1 1 year ago
The only reason I can think of why men do that is they are wearing pants or underwear that are to tight for there package and when there legs are close together it's uncomfortable hence the wide stance when sitting. Other then that one theroy I haven't any clue and I do find it annoying sometimes I stand while taking the bus for that reason.
DaredevilFan1 1 year ago
hehehe...I think that standing may be in your future. That would annoy me too. Women never do that sort of thing. Ninja cat!! What a sweetie!
PaintedRavensong 1 year ago 2
It's cos Men's balls are workin away, makin like a billion little semen a second so we're ready to squirt out the next generation in a jiffyboom. So they overheat, requiring ventillation, it's either that or they'll explode.
ColinC075 1 year ago
the smaller the junk, the bigger the marbles :p
the marbles need some breathing space too ^-^
BancigodD 1 year ago 2
its just a comfort thing, its more comfortable to sit widelegged then to sqeesh those already tiny balls togheter (or together? ) so i always sit widelegged when there is the possibility, when a guy sits next to me, i clearly embark my terretory and when a female sits next to me, I just keep the space for 1 person for myself. Most problematic in my opinion is ppl with way to much overweight.
For me its fine if they wanna have it, but if they start sitting next to me, I aint happy.
MrLisdodde 1 year ago
Ninja Cat! oh hell yeah .. Sorry to hear of custody issues :/
With you with Public Transportation Personal Space - It's just common courtesy people ....
Living4The1Rhythm 1 year ago
its cause your fuckin balls stick to your leg lol and its fuckin annoying and itd be better to do that rather then stick your hands down ur pants and move them lol
m331994 1 year ago
... btw, who the hell is Meghan Tonjes? she has got nothing on you
bondsie4 1 year ago
subway guys... it is kind of a comfort thing, the problem is when it's hot/warm guys have a tendency to get a little more sweaty then wanted down in the pants. balls (scientifically) are much like ovaries except fact that they hang out and give off testosterone and semen. they hang out because in order to produce semen they have to be below normal body temperature. you see when it gets warm and sweaty our sack tends to become sticky and end up sticking to our legs.
pick at it or sit legs out?
bondsie4 1 year ago
about that subway thing i mean love you to death and all but until you live with big ball between your legs on a hot day try not to get upset cause you don't know
no offense
SoulStatement 1 year ago
ew.....yeah i don't get why either. it's kinda a what the fuck thing to do in my opinion.
CaptianMajic 1 year ago
I actually try to be courteous to the people around me because some crazy value instilled in me as a child hopes that others would do the same.
mattlaw25 1 year ago
babe, any chance we can get you to do these vlogs in lingerie :-) please
jwplater 1 year ago
No it's cause they always have sweaty balls EWWWWW NASTY.... They are airing them out That would be why I don't sit next to men.. Plus I don't want to get a whif of the sweaty balls EVER again NASTY..
doodledoodledoo1031 1 year ago
Try holding a softball or a baseball put it between your legs and see how easy it is to hold your legs together. :O
TheQuest247 1 year ago
Yeah, we do it without really thinking about it. It's more or less natural, but basically it is more comfortable. Nothing about "big junk" but it just feels better. It's really uncomfortable to have to even slightly close your legs sometimes. It also goes with the temperature I think. Hotter it is the wider we spread. o.o
purpbz 1 year ago
I checked back here yesterday, and I cannot believe you changed the title from "Ninja Cat" to "Ninja Cat and Shweddy Balls"! First of all, that's gross Michelle, second, HAHAHA!..Yeah, gross or not, I cannot stop laughing while reading the title now.. Nice.
lizrem 1 year ago 4
cuz we're lazy
tgamefreak261 1 year ago
you should just tell those guys, "Hey I'm a lesbian and I WILL punch you!" ahahah XD
but yeah I hate sitting next to people who do that D:
jamesallbee 1 year ago 20
i sit with my legs open... xD and am not a dude... although, i guess i'm more of a guy than a girl at heart.. anyways, i dont do it with lk people sitting lk RIGHT nxt to me... cuz i dnt lk to touch random people? i feel more comfortable sitting that way tho, lol and the cat thing just made me realized i've been subscribed to ur channel way longer than i could remember xD
darkeststorm 1 year ago
u dont even think about it when u r doin it and its not only subways its also busses and trains thing lol however if some1 sits next to you its rather uncomfortable to touch him/her so personally I go back to my personal space and try not invading any1 esles space but that's bcs i think about it cause i hate other ppl touchin me or me touchin em haha but most ppl dont even think bout spreadin their legs cause i can guess they r pervs and like touchin other ppl lmao
Pariasnik 1 year ago
Seahorses Forever
WackbagChaos 1 year ago
alot of males pick it up as bad habit when they are younger, and pretty much its like saying "I got big junk" "Im a bad-ass" "Im the alpha male" (I used to sit like this :( tbh)
an0nymus808 1 year ago
so our junk can breath :D
Drobi137 1 year ago
I think it may be a straight guy thing... I keep my own legs just slightly apart (enough to be comfortable), while most others I see spread them a mile wide.
ajmj120 1 year ago
It's not a comfort thing, don't let anyone tell you that.
You know, like, when animals try to persuade a female to mate with them? They ruffle their feathers, or make their butts turn colourful....
That's exactly what men do when they spread their legs that far. They try to let everyone know that they are potent and ready...
Oh, and since I read a lot of comments about like, how it's uncomfortable to sit legs closed: I'm talking about the overly spread legs, like, half a yard and s***
justcantforgetyou 1 year ago
Proly cuz they try to attract u n they don't know ur lesbo(not sure if ur lesbo or bi so I appologize if I messed up)
N1K0tine 1 year ago
I loved seeing your Kitty again!!!!
I sit with my legs wide open too, I have to because my Junk is HUGE!
....Or....It could be that they just wanna touch you.....(just sayin)
I love the voicemail idea! I have been saving them for weeks, I plan to make an entire video of them.
Tobie2 1 year ago
sometimes a guy's unmentionables get stuck in awkward places and then they need to open their legs a little bit.....or a lot
delicious619 1 year ago
Not soon enough!!
haha, you're hilarious! I think you should say to the next guy that gets up in yer bizznis, 'Excuse me, sir, you're invading my subway seat!' and make a scene =P
I don't really notice it, and hopefully I don't do it myself, but if they're wearing, say, jeans, it can get a bit...cramped?
dingosatemypringles 1 year ago
are you a lesiban?
InvadorKim 1 year ago
I've made my way down into the city a few times and onto the subway, so I've seen what you're talking about. I dont understand it either. It seems rediculous.
JoshVanAlstine 1 year ago
Well stretching out beyond the seat space is inexcusable but it is definitely a comfort thing. It has nothing to do with size, it's just a quam about being a guy in which the legs are together, things get hot down there and things start to stick together and you need to open the legs to ease that uncomfort and, trust me, its VERY uncomfortable and an sometimes even be painful if it goes on long enough.
demoblaster 1 year ago 2
now that you're famous, can i have my seamonkeys?
AskAJanything 1 year ago 2
I'm not sure how wide too wide is, I was hoping you'd show what you meant. I usually sit with my knees about 15 inches apart, not quite straight ahead, but bent slightly outward. The way you're talking about it, makes me think the guy's legs are much wider than that.
jonjames1986 1 year ago
you live in new york so get over it, in new york we sit how we want to sit, if you don't like siting next to someone like that then just stand or are you that lazy or that pamper or move to alabama
gotenl52000 1 year ago
stare inbetween their legs.... it usually makes them shut there legs.
yasjas12 1 year ago
Ha! I thought I was the only person really bothered by the whole leg spread thing, it's just so annoying
vampirefan49 1 year ago
Men are just used to sitting that way. But if someone is sitting next to them, that's just being rude.
MainCharacterChannel 1 year ago
From society, women are constantly taught that they are supposed to take up as little space as possible, and men are taught that they deserve any space they can take up. Thanks, sociology class. :)
downinthatgrass 1 year ago
ikr???it seems like all guys around here do that! maybe its the NYC area...
pandoraandvladimir 1 year ago
Haha, I just sat up in my bed to see if I do this. And I don't, sorry, not clue why some men do this.
erikcoonce 1 year ago
They obviously do it so people will think their junk is, indeed, that big.
HAH, men, HAH.
Praesse 1 year ago
try having sweaty balls.. thats why. Nobody likes the smell of sweaty balls. Its for EVERYONES safety. There although should be a limit to invading personal space. However making contact with someone even through legs touching or something is way to show feelings of attraction and flirting. But id go with sweaty balls being the bane and cause of all the problems in existence. Wars start because a guy has sweaty balls. no joke.
EnjoyableOptimism 1 year ago
He's trying to get some air down there. It gets hot down there. things tend to stick to other things. So the "Leg-Span" is a mechanism to take that away
Remzify 1 year ago
Hello,Michelle.
I think the wide legged seat users,are mainly New Yorkers. Their mommies didn't teach them otherwise.
Keep doing the voice messages, this is great for lols.
Blargaldalien 1 year ago
idk....i dont think i do it...atleast i hope that i dont
xnobzx 1 year ago
can't explain it...
... but i'd say the bigger the spread the smaller the junk... ;)
psionicdreams 1 year ago
Umm... I think i <3 you. Yeah... yeah I'm pretty sure I do. :D
DavieWithAnE 1 year ago
ewwwwwwwww
ragenFOX 1 year ago
its because women are inferior
vinnyvain1 1 year ago
maybe the wanna ventilate.... dirty dirty boy's should try washing their crotch
lsharp4464 1 year ago
I don't do the "ultra-wide leg spread". I remember in Sociology that other guys do it to express their masculinity, like "all this space is mine" kind of thing. Kinda like the wild west and staking out their territory. BTW, you might want to have a cup of water (in a Starbucks coffee cup with a loose lid) precariously close to his leg. Every time the train bounces, let a little water spill, maybe accidentally hitting his leg. Have fun with it. Just saying. :-)
It's great to see Ninja Cat again.
paul02144 1 year ago
i don't know who the cat is but i love her nonetheless! :D
The leg thing drives me crazy too. I sit with my legs slightly open. I'd love to answer but I kinda wanna know the answer too lol. I just push their legs closed by opening my legs and they usually get the message that they should close their damn legs and give me some room.
freakyfro99 1 year ago
was he particularly fat?
I've noticed myself and other fat men tend to sit spread legged. Never any wider than myself but...
it might be part of it?
Dadalama 1 year ago
Dudes' legs just fall that way, in varying degrees of course. I think it's physiology, something about the way the hip fits into the pelvis. That being said, it's reasonable to expect a modicum of courtesy when using public transportation & a guy shouldn't sit with their legs wider than their hips if space on the subway, bus, train or plane is tight. Or at a ball game. I mean, ya don't want your legs to touch if you're sitting next to another dude. That's what I do.
I love Seahorses btw.
RaysBigCats 1 year ago 23
I honestly have no idea, I didn't know that many other men did that. Sounds pretty dick-ish though. Here in Seattle we have fewer dicks and more douchebags.
brumagemm 1 year ago
He's just trying to make friends
RAPSUCKS1738 1 year ago
Why?
Because it's unconfortable to stay with "junk" squeezed, therefore, we split our legs. But because almoust all men are lazy, we just don't bother to control our leg muscles so we spread them how much the muscles strech.
So: "junk" + lazynes = u annoyed.
MariusMusty 1 year ago
Because those guys really do think their junk is that big. Most guys get that ours isn't that awesome.
kporter002 1 year ago
i miss this :(
xwishyouawayxmcr 1 year ago
I'd love to know that because my brother does the same thing, especially when we go on 6 hour car rides. And he just doesn't understand why I ask him not to... Gaah..
badgerfullife 1 year ago
When looking at the body language, the amount of space some takes up in a room can tell something about how dominat they feel in a particular setting. Spreading your legs really wide is a common (and subconscious) way for someone to take up (unnessessary) space in a room to indication dominance. So my advice to you would be to ask those men politely to give you more space for yourself, ... that is, if you don't want to be subservient to them :-)
soulfuluniverse 1 year ago
as a guy who sits normally i cant tell u why they are spread eagled...but if you want them to stop just sit there and pretend to have crabs. it works on the dc subways
noahthejew 1 year ago
I always wondered what happened to the cats... =]
criaturaderuby 1 year ago
ninja cat!!! :3
cogitational 1 year ago
they wanna pretend that they've got a big thing btw there &
they can't keep their legs together lmao
(L)
EuropeanDeity 1 year ago
SEAHORSES FTW!
DeniseVlogs 1 year ago
Don't you mean...ninja "pussy?"
PS SEAHORSES PREVAIL
soundlyawake 1 year ago
I apologize before hand....ahahaha ahhh....you said query. queery. Sorry. D:
As far as the leg thing, sbarillo had it correct. It's a battle thing. The bad part is, being a woman disallows you from playing this battle with men solely because being a stranger, we'd take it as you're trying to hit on us. And we'd never forget it until you finish that subway ride, skimper off and hope you never see us on the subway again. o.o
Ezmarii 1 year ago
if memory serves, its some sort of 'gang thing', cause only guys who are a part of/apsire to gang culture do it. Yes, as a guy, it's less than comfortable to sit with your legs together, but you'll never catch me with my legs 'sprawled' open across a double seat!
shadowwolfie85 1 year ago
You are awsome.
Bellaahah 1 year ago
Just be happy you're not sitting across for the guys and getting a peep show. I've seen far too many nut sacks for my liking because boys like to air out their packages.
ryamary 1 year ago
my brother sits like that. its awkward. :/
GummiGummi123 1 year ago
It has nothing to do with the size of a man's genitals. I myself do not take up a shit load of space while sitting down.
It has everything to do with how much of a tard the guy is. If he is sprawled out taking up a whole bunch of space, it means he's one of those douche bags who are just... you know, all around super lame.
That is all.
mrdarkavocado 1 year ago
The whole last minute of this video, I was thinking "Wait, did I miss the part about seahorses?!" :-)
mamandes 1 year ago
It's body language to "mark" their territory or assert themselves
Minireb123 1 year ago
Are you talking about the Senator Larry Craig Stance?
It is my understanding that men tend to do this because they don't like their junk sticking to the side of their thighs...or practicing to be the next Larry Craig.
djstlouis 1 year ago
In science this kid sits next to me..hes not even an inch away, and he spreads his legs out so the whole time our legs and feet are touching. But I dont care cuz I like him... xD he basically sleeps on me during class too... which is a little annoying lol.
SumGCFan41 1 year ago
bphoru 1 year ago
I don't do that but i do notice guys on the smaller and shorter end of the scale do that alot i think it's just their verison of marking territory.
bearchay889 1 year ago
I have large bits, and I can happily have my legs within boundaries, is it some sort of intimidation technique? I duno :D
RiddikulussRS 1 year ago
I loveee the subway here too beats stupid city traffic! But there sure are a lot of creepos. lol Weirdos ride the subway... does that mean I'm a weirdo too?
CynBin20 1 year ago
They do it to show toughness. A bit like when a cat backs up to try and look bigger etc.
I personally think they're all idiots.
I sit normally :)
ApplePanda94 1 year ago
Nice to see ninja cat again.
I think the most comfortable position is legs stretched out in front of you, but as that would block the aisle sitting legs open is next best. I do agree that some guys spread too much. It's just a matter of courtesy not to if the car is crowded.
Meanwhile, I suggest you sit next to other chicks, thought that was your preference anyway!
paul20072007 1 year ago
Stops the scrotum sticking? lol
themarkmenagerie 1 year ago
i find it more comfortable to sit like that sometimes, though i only do it when there is no one within a three foot radius of me
fosterthehedgehog 1 year ago
As I'm sure many have said, after a certain point of leg spreading it's about dominance. It's a display saying "I'm a big tough guy, I am lord of all I survey".
When a guy does that beside me (and I'm like you, I try to be tiny so I'm not invading anyone else's space) I'll just push him out of my space, by taking up as much room as possible (and I'm not tiny, so I can totally do that).
Normal spread legs on the other hand is all about comfort. It’s a difficult area to get comfortable.
AnIrrationalRatio 1 year ago
i like turtles ;/ does that counts?
DeJaiFtM 1 year ago
Its comfortable and we werent taught different so it comes natural to us
grimzabuza 1 year ago
comfort. and they like to touch you with their leg obviously
TaoriUTS 1 year ago
Because boys are dumb.
:)
ProbablyHannah 1 year ago
Nawww, I miss the cat!
My brother does this. ALL THE TIME. I feel sorry for whoever has to sit next to him.
KateyMateyLaa 1 year ago
I think that leg-spreading is a straight thing :D
Schmalicious 1 year ago 2
It's a dominance thing. He wants to tell the other guys on the subway that "Hey, this car's my bitch. Back off." It's like dogs pee.
That or it's his way of flirting with the girls on both sides of him. Which is more awkward.
GoNoAMMo 1 year ago
Well it gets pretty stuffy down there sometimes. We like to air out in public places. It makes us feel manly.
AbstractAddiction 1 year ago
legs spread like a inconsiderate piece of shit,,haha. he does it to give his craps room to migrate,,nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jenna08848 1 year ago
i dont know any of that but then im not like that anyway
krystalmanor 1 year ago
hahahaa I agree with 'TheSarahmMaybe' I may have just graduated high school but still, whether it be on vacation or going to the movies or even at work (I'm a cashier), for example yesterday. This woman comes to the front of the cash register with a huge purse that takes up the whole space in front of the register just to look for her shop your way rewards card that she stuffed in the bottom of her purse. she's basically getting comfortable and claiming her space. just as us guys do too.
Neverlent 1 year ago
oh my god i completely understand. Sometimes I literally sit with one cheek on a seat because the fucking moron next to me is sprawled out. I don't sit with my legs spread apart. I don't know why guys do. I think it makes them feel more masculine because they're making room for their junk, which really isn't necessary.
volnessj 1 year ago
I've never seen guys do that. lol. I guess its a comfort thing?
Brianswers 1 year ago
OMG! That phone message is so funny!
Thanks for sharing that.
As for men who 'spread out'?
I think it is to compensate for low self esteem. . . .
and their LACK of junk!
Assholes!
Because if they were REAL men, they would have some consideration for others in a crowded environment!
cmk7 1 year ago
I think it's definitely just a comfort thing. Your balls can never have too much room, I guess. I don't sit like that though because I'm considerate of other people... and touching people I don't know kinda creeps me out. Although, I have occasionally been known to touch my leg on the other guy's leg to make him uncomfortable. :)
a7xev 1 year ago
You know what you add to that? The fucking woman that sits down and then takes her duffle bag size of a fucking purse and puts it next to her taking up not just her seat, but one and a half next to her. They all suck.
TheSarahMaybe 1 year ago
It's about staking a claim to your space. Or in this case YOUR space. males aren't much different than canines.
Also, you are a stunningly attractive woman. men do stupid things around attractive women.
tetsubo57 1 year ago
I spread my legs, but when someone sits next to me i get them back to my space...
When someone else does that to me I just let my leg exactly at the limit of my space and keep it there ò.ó
augusto2131 1 year ago
I'm a dude, I've been on the New York Subway many many times, I've asked myself that question many many times.
If you ask me, it's just an image thing, a lot of guys apparently worry that they'll damage their "I'm a really manly male" image if they sit even slightly like a girl might maybe sometimes sit...
Maybe it's kinda like the "no homo" thing that meekakitty vlogged about, guys that are constantly worried that they might be mistaken for being gay. I'd hate to think it, but it seems likely
funkwurm 1 year ago
Good to see you again.
hasty2 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Being what's left of a guy and almost a girl and an ex New Yorker stuck in effen Atlanta, all I can say is they suck. It is effen ridiculous for someone man or woman to do that. What to f are they doing? Steadying themselves incase of an effen crash? Or did they just have too much Jack Daniels at work. Who the fuck knows.
TheSarahMaybe 1 year ago
idk but i looked at myself and i was doing the same thing
cdmedina8 1 year ago
That's weird that guys would do that.....good to see you in a new video!
janciepants 1 year ago
Ninja cat!! w00t
I take the bus more, but the "spread your leg on top of me please" thing happen there too.. Not a pretty sight..
"If you are a youtuber and you have my number, cAAll me! If you are a youtuber and you dON'T have my number (waiting in suspense) DON'T call me!!" *d'oh*
lizrem 1 year ago 21
I'm a man who prefers to sit cross-legged most of the time so I don't know. I'm guessing these men either want to rub up against you or show off how 'big' they are in the the pants.
Btw, can someone explain this seahorses thing to me? Is it an inside joke, is it exactly what it sounds like, who started it? Kthanxbi.
eeli1 1 year ago
OMG NINJA CAT!!!! Allie right? I forget the name of the second one, or if that first one was even right haha.
And it's because you're hot, they just want to touch you. How creepy. I really have no idea. Just a theory haha.
buriedinhw7 1 year ago
Some guys do it for comfort, some do it to annoy people, and other do it to get their 'junk' unstuck from their legs (like on hot days). Not all guys do it; I certainly don't. It just all depends on how they grew up, and around who. Another possible one is sexual/sexual things. You are a very, very attractive women so, that may be it. I apologize that we guys are annoying and gross. Not all, but some of us. Those guys make us all seem like douche bags. Hate it.
edgehaedjr 1 year ago
@edgehaedjr And did you say "Subscribe if you like seahorses" because it's the male who carries, so it's like "TAKE THAT!"? xD JK.
edgehaedjr 1 year ago
Gotta let that shit breathe sometimes...
TheGreatAndMightyMe 1 year ago
=( I didn't realise you actually don't live with your cats anymore...Thats so sad!
MissPussyKatz 1 year ago
what the fuck
hellstorm702 1 year ago
Spread legs is a retarded macho thing. The saddest part is that that crap often works - a lot of people find guys who act ridiciously macho (even in inappropriate situations like a cramped subway) are extremely sexually attractive. I think it makes them look like thoughtless, selfish pricks. Other examples are spitting, littering, driving oversized cars/trucks, and compulsively watching sports.
onyana 1 year ago
Meghan Tonjes sounds like a bitch...
RookieBIATCH155 1 year ago
@RookieBIATCH155 Meghan was joking. She is an amazingly talented singer/songwriter who vlogs often on YouTube.
onyana 1 year ago