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  • Wheatley = Justin Lee Collins

  • governed by some animal king? damnit i told you not to trust furries . . .

    if so, pet them or scratch behind their ears softly and you wont be killed

  • @DanteAtomosKageokami no, the Combine douchebags are turning us into slaves

  • "rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. to share."

    MADE ME LAWL I LOVE DIS GAEM!

  • "When society rebuilds."

    That's not hopeless at all, what are you talking about?

  • Why there is Michio Kaku in recommend video..?

  • I like this 'Lost' feel about it.

  • time to search for yellowfang42's comment

  • @GiantSTPbiker Please tell me if you find/found it.. :).

  • @plsl2p

    lol i think it was how the training sessions in this are the same as in portal 1

  • @GiantSTPbiker haha k :;p

  • 'Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That's important, I should've asked that first'. LOL! Gotta luv Wheatley!

  • @Finalfantasycrazed That is, until it's too late.

  • @Finalfantasycrazed

    always has something to say that makes you laugh.

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  • i want to play :( my cusin has it )

  • Witch one is batter first protal or portal 2 ?

  • @999Burek666

    Play them both in order. That's the best way.

  • This game is soo easy

  • @WantToHaveSomeFun69 lol dude, this is only the beginning, these are tutorials

  • Thumbs up if you're stupid like me and were stuck at that one drop off near the end.

  • Wheatly is cool XD

  • At 2:55 if u look closely, u can actually see urself go threw the portal

  • @MrSucka3000 No you can't

    I looked close enough and I didn't see it

  • @LegendofLuigi703 Actually, you can. Look around 0:15

  • @jckmell Oooohhh I see it now.

  • Wheatly, we get it. You are useless..

  • @LKDesign ...only made a reference to Black Mesa is the ending song. And I do realize about Portal 2 is a bit further ahead into the future but my only question is where is the combine if it took place during Combine control on earth? I'm just stating it all since i'm still concerned about any new HL games since there is nothing on HL Episode three...

  • @Gamerfreakus actually i was playing portal today and saw a projector that projected a picture that said black mesa

  • @LKDesign Well, Portal 2 isn't connected but Aperture Science and Black Mesa were rivals and where planning to do heavy research for goverment money. After the "Black Mesa Incident" rumors were told of the Borealis that went missing from Aperture Science. And Portal gives a view of why there isn't anyone in Aperture would know what is going on. It only focus on how Aperture worked hard to make the portal gun. It relates to HL mostly because of the rivalry and the rumors. And also since Portal...

  • Laugh all you want ... Cause i am too! xD hahahaha... You fail STOP FIGHTING WITH USERS AND GO GET A LIFE SERIOUSLY, IM NOT KIDDING, FAIL BRO, Now Stop and were done...

  • I have to ask. Is this after the Black Mesa Incident from Half-Life or is it still after Portal when she collapses on the floor outside Aperture Science Laboratory gate?

  • @Gamerfreakus I don't know how HL and Portal are connected but Portal 2 takes place long time after Glados' deactivation. The female protagonist again is Chell.

  • @epikubuilder14 ...Get headphones o_O

  • ThaT TuRRet Made mE AlmOsT crY.

    

  • what i dont get about portal is in half life 1 they clearly state that portals arent as simple as point A and point B, and somehow the portals connect to xen, the alien world featured in half life 1. so in a sense, valve didnt realize they screwed that up here so in a way everytime you go threw a portal your bringing the universe that much closer to total destruction.

  • @38supernova Different games, different stories.

  • @Haloumouse they arent different, their the same connected storys.

  • @38supernova im sorry man but half life and portal are not connected in any way.

  • @Haloumouse *facepalm*

    in half life epsiode 2, kleiner says "aperture and black mesa have been a rivalry" in the ending of portal 1 glados clearly says "maybe black mesa" and in the commentary of portal 1 ted says "aperture has a hatred for black mesa" get a clue.

  • @38supernova any more clues than those substancial ones? both worlds could have a place with same name. nothing that hasnt been done before. Doesnt imply that they are connected

  • @Haloumouse look at you making a fight over nothing. i'm allowed to think the storys are connected so why are you shoving your opinion in my face?

  • @38supernova why are u shoving urs in mine? u have the right to think wrongly but ok cya.

  • @Haloumouse

    did you seriously just say that to me? i commented on the VIDEO not you. then you replied to me.

    learn your facts.

    if you want proof then play half life episode 2 and portal 1 and play commentary on portal 1. dont be such a wise ass.

  • @38supernova 1. you must be a gigantic nerd. 2. im not going to do that just to prove my point to some random guy, i prefer playing saints row 3. and 3.this conversation is over

  • @Haloumouse lol now your insulting me? XD

    woooooooooooww, someone needs a life.

    and i dont give a crap what you like to play, i should be allowed to state MY opinion without people bawling at me and attempting to make me feel bad by calling me a nerd.

    the conversation never would have started if you didnt reply. :P

  • @38supernova You moron getta life dont fight with others on the computer, you started it for one thing, okay, now go outside and get some fresh air dont be a fag, hes right and you know it! >:(

  • @ashadow0309 *facepalm*

    im seriously laughing right now. XD

    i commented on the video stating MY thoughts, soemone else comes along and says no so naturally i say "no thats not what i think" and he starts a fight.

    i did nothing wrong. got a problem? i dont care.

  • @38supernova i did not start a fight, and neither did anyone here you came here and posted your opinion, someone disagreed and all of a sudden you tell them to get a life. Sorry mate, but its ur fault.

  • @Haloumouse

    ill recap then.

    i innocently stated my opinion as you said, someone disagreed. i'v played all the half life and portal games and wiki'd both games and they ARE slightly connected storywise. he says no so naturally im going to say "no im right and your not" because i'v done the research. i should be allowed to state my opinion without people maing a scene about a little thing. you can think what you want but dont use your opinion against someone.

  • @38supernova Well then, i wont force my opinion, i will just tell it. What if the stories are slightly connected just for convenience's sake?

  • @Haloumouse i opologise for my rude attitude then.

    i dont think half life and portal are even close to be alike because of obvious reasons. but their difinetly connected. maybe for advertising sake.

  • @38supernova im sorry we argued over such a stupid fact, the stories are connected, but valve has allways been famous for making references of other games inside of games.

  • @Haloumouse its all good bro.

    well i think their kinda starting.

    but in the old days with half life 1 they did more refrences then you could imagine.in half lofe oposing force you consantly end up in places you see in half life 1 but cant go to. same with blue shift.

    in left 4 dead 2 (i think its 1 but might be 2) theres a juke box that plays portal 1's ending music.

  • @38supernova but if you think it all makes sense, zombies in half life and zombies in left 4 dead, in portal you dont really see the outside until the end of portal 2, and one possible reason that all those people were kept there ( apart from testing) was to protect mankind. When Chell got out of the aperture science facility, there was no one..

  • @Haloumouse sounds legit.

    but one of the many things keeping portal from being apart of half life is in half life you never see talking machines or machines with the animations portal has. but the storys are attached.

  • @38supernova Maybe because half life games are spent in a more non developed part. I bet you that there are labs out there that have more technology than you could imagine. Aperture science started as an experiment, purely scientific. They made science from scratch, therefore making things that couldnt be imagined. Thats the thing, in half life there are many high tech things, for exemple the gravity gun. Maybe aperture had just finished creating the portal gun before the zombies...

  • @Haloumouse sure they are

  • @38supernova Haven't you played Half-Life 2? There we learn that there are several concepts of teleportation being developed. The real question would be, how is the Portal universe connected to HL? Well, there might just be a wiki explaining that...

  • @LKDesign the portal universe is the half life universe. i find it tedious to repeat it constantly. aperture science is rivals with black mesa. hence both the companies using portals AND hence my question.

    plus, my question was quite simple and i didnt deserve that pretty disrespectful reply.

  • anyone noticed how many loading screens there are?

  • This reminds me of the movie Wall-e .....

  • is this game good, because i think i wanna buy it, iDK

  • Sir(the media cows)the portal gun can ONLY shoot on the white floor and the white wall

  • @epikubuilder14 Why don't you try wearing headphones while you're on the computer?

  • It's placed in l4d

  • lolz..."if you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights...etc...no ones gonna which 1 shot u! XD

  • Look at the graffiti at 2:05. Specifically at the right hand side.

  • Omg thank you so much this is where i got stuck if it were not for you uploading this video i would have been screwed i feel very dumb that is was that easy :P

  • 1:18 the announcer is actually right because the Combine invasion from Half-Life occurred during the events of the first Portal.

  • The Blue portal and Orange what those represent ?

  • 18 people are governed by sentient clouds ._.

  • You can't make portals on props,stupid!))

  • some people is here beacuse they just bought portal 2 50% off on steam lol

  • Stop skipping the conversations plzzzz.

  • Great, now I have to search for legogamer98's comment u_u

  • @AlquimistEd It's a top comment, you don't have to search...

  • @TehRavenclaww Thanks, I've already realized my stupidity. ...

  • @AlquimistEd Oh. Haha, sorry XD

  • Heh, lol. Sentient cloud.

  • that robot voice is killing my ears >:(

  • oh shit someone is STILL ALIVE BESIDES CHELL

  • @legogamer98

    That couldn't be possible because if a portal could be shot on the table, it must be larger than the portal, which means it can't fit through another portal.

  • @pikachu0exe Shame you don't know what a black hole is.

  • is that steven merchants voice

  • You know, I'm just commenting so i have a chance of a free copy of Portal 2. I have nothing funny to say so... sorry.

  • Nice to know you have faith in your comrade, Wheatly, good to know.

  • @legogamer98,

    no. it would take you to SPAAAACE!!!

  • @AfricanPubes69 you just activated the GLaDOS part in me. And beside, it what not supposed to be ''funny''. Come get your cake!

  • Herm... I guess I should ask.

    1. Why people r asking 4 copies???

    2. A copy 4 PC, pleeeease :3

    3. Oh... That's why.

  • @FallenStarXoX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no

  • i would like a copy for ps3 please

  • @crazyNSMBandMKWfan Yes I did instantaniously lol

  • Did anyone else notice the I robot reference?

  • Anyone notice some of the tests are from portal 1? ANYONE?

  • @yellowfang42 1. nostalgia

    2. the levels were made to refresh players familiar with portal and introduce newbies to the game.

  • @yellowfang42 yeah thats the point

  • @tikiux5

    Don't you even go into the [now old] fire pit at the end of chmb19 from P1 also? My friend said you do..

  • @yellowfang42 They're suppose to be from portal 1.

  • @yellowfang42 Only retards wouldn't notice that. Seriously.

  • @cccaymol What if they don't have Portal? Or never played it?

  • @Peanutbuttr2468 Well...Umm...You see...

    LOGIC.

  • @cccaymol how old is she now? Judging by the vegetation the player is 70?

  • @ActiveStorage What the hell? How old is who? I never said anything about whoever your talking about.

  • @yellowfang42 duh they went to that area

  • @yellowfang42 i guess

  • @yellowfang42 the whole point is that chell is forced to go through testing again then glados creates new tests because she sorta hates chell... then chell saves glados so glados lets her go

  • why does this walkthrough have ads and others dont... this one is best but wtf.

  • what I did and thought when I first got the portal gun,fire one strait up,look strait down.......this is the best idea ever.....*fire* yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....­..oh shit inertia!!!! *flys*

  • @livertaster1 Yeah, I'm too lazy and bad at video games, so I'm just gonna watch the walkthrough.

  • Who else saw the pictures?

  • @livertaster1 Torrent it!

  • so would this be around the same time as half life 2

  • @T0ASTK1NG it's after

  • Here's something I don't get. If the Xbox 360's 6-year-old hardware can run this game, then why do you need a PC that is considerably more powerful than that?

  • @LotsaSpaghetti84 u no u have a piont there

  • God I wish I had enough money to buy this game

  • I love this game, only it sucks how the beggining is the same as in portal 1.

  • @TYMON399 It's meant for nostalgia, to see all of the familiar rooms destroyed after years. Most fans had played through those levels dozens of times before 2 was released.

  • this game can fuck up your mind if you are stoned ! and I am not kidding !

  • What would happen if you shot one portal on a tabble, and one on a wall, and take the table and put it through the wall? Time paradox?

  • @legogamer98 The Universe explodes.....that or it just ends up being a Table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table in a table into infinity.

  • @legogamer98 portals disappear once a still object moves.

  • @legogamer98 If the table was large enough to fit the entire portal on it, you wouldn't be able to fit it through the portal. If you were to move it sideways into the portal, the table would get stuck on the side of the portal halfway through. In other words, putting a table fully through the portal is impossible.

    Sorry, no infinite tables.

  • @garfocusalternate Awwwwwwwww

  • @legogamer98 but will it blend

  • @legogamer98 One end of the table would come out of the top of the table, eventually causing the table itself to appear as though it replicated itself, when really the table through the portal on the wall is the same table that you just pushed through the table. *brain explodes*

  • @legogamer98 Test it xD

  • @legogamer98 I think I can respond to that in 2 ways.... way 1: That cant happen becouse you can only put portals on special places and 2 I think what would happen is that you would have 2 tables so.... yeah paradox :D

  • @legogamer98 it would simply flip inside out and come out the wall

  • @legogamer98 portals are same sized so that cannot be done, 0wned

  • @legogamer98

    When a portal is placed on an object, and the object moves, the portal disappears. Like in the Momentum room in the original Portal where the surface on the piston moves so you can fling yourself better.

  • @legogamer98 wait............what?

  • @legogamer98 i dont think that works that way

  • @legogamer98 not exactly TIME paradox, but paradox

  • @legogamer98 Nothing would happen. Portals disappear when the object they are on is moved in any way

  • @AnAngryMidget1 Lol, people are STILL replying to that? It feels more than just 2 months. :P

  • @legogamer98 portals cannot exist on moving surfaces. the portal on the table would fizzle out

  • @legogamer98 portal-ception?

  • @legogamer98 a Portal-lyptic collapse

  • @legogamer98 you cant put a portal in a moving thing

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  • @livertaster1 Torrent?

  • @Ins3rtR0ck1nNam3Her3 That's where the too lazy parts comes in.

    Trust me, i have the same two problems.

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  • LOL fe man, I if wasn't more bored then lazy then i would cbf too.

  • rat man den at 2:06

  • poor chell... apereture science... again...

  • i dont want to spoil it but I CANT HELP IT!

  • ....

  • I didnt have subtitles and I thought Wheatley said "Im gonna work on this song called "Still Alive", not "Im gonna work on the assumption your still alive"

  • Watching this game is like watching a movie.

    Seriously.

    So intense.

  • The fuck man? on my lvl 2 the is huge ERROR text surrounding the "portal gun"

  • @BoJangles180

    By clicking on this video. Smart person you are.

  • @BoJangles180 Trough Portal. That's how you get there.

  • Watch on iPhone for no ads

  • Stupid Ads, I wouldn't watch that SiFi channel series for spite...

  • 00:00

  • I'm pretty sure this is Xbox 180 gameplay, why does it say PS3/X180/PC?

  • GO TEAM!

  • @livertaster1 Ignore that Strider fool. This game is epic and if you loved the first game, you'll love this one even more.

  • i miss glados already...

  • i luv wheatly

  • @DeathsGF

    Can you try and spell his name right?

    W.H.E.A.T.L.E.Y.

  • @FernCloud123 dude i don't have the game! so duh, i wouldn't know how spell it. U MAD?!

  • this guy is so lucky. my game lags like shit.

  • i, to poor to buy game so i enjoy your videos thank you

  • @livertaster1 than just download it. :)

  • today i get this game