Concrete Giraffes

[SuperColdChaos]

All of my money...all of it to see Jack Slenderman in "Slenderman"

[EmperorRay22]

Marik and Bakura need their own reality show.

[xedalpha1]

Thumbs up if this was what lead you into the Slenderman mythos

[MsNarutorockS]

Funniest ever! :P Bakura <3

[SKERCHY]

WTF this is not Slenderman! Thats Splendorman!

[Lovesickobsession19]

"I ASKED IN CHARACTER! therefor you must RESPOND IN CHARACTER!" "what the bloody hell is my character?" "a...gay elephant named....Jonathan" "no. that is not my charac-" "john for short." "..." "OKAY ACTION!!!! Are you rolling Jonathan?" "um...gay elephant noise?" "PERFECT!"

[brettjpw]

Needs more dead children.

[GlassesCat101]

"Um... gay elephant noise?"

[EmiliaNygmaify]

ohh fffu- my room is dark!

[KoroMarimo]

*gay elephant noise*

[angeldemonsteph]

omg! for once slender man looks so cute in 4:39 !!! <3<3<3

[Kitsunemask1]

He would have left..! For 20 dollars

[Lovesickobsession19]

gay elephant named Jonathan

[AurorasDance7664]

gimme 20 dollars

[gelatojoe]

This shits just....... Creepy

[KarmaKingKrauser]

I have no fucking clue what I just watched...

[SPHSdrumline]

This isn't funny...

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@SPHSdrumline

It's hilarious if you're a fan of Marble Hornets.

[SPHSdrumline]

@EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4 nonono, ive watched marble hornets. Its retarded. This just isnt funny. The humor is middle school, and the voice acting below par and cheesy

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

@SPHSdrumline

Well, those are your opinions. You're entitled to them.

[FearGuy123]

@SPHSdrumline Marble Hornets isnt retarded it is very well thought out and planned. Also really interesting.

[SPHSdrumline]

@FearGuy123 indeed. well thought out and planned. but poorly executed. Also, if i were alex i probably would have told someone that there was a 8 foot tall man with no face stalking me. js

[FearGuy123]

@SPHSdrumline And who exactly would believe you?

[XUndergroundManiacX]

423 dislikes? Hey, you people need to net a friggin' job!

[kirbynat493]

But it's what I DOOOO

[StealingMyUsername]

Wait... that was Yami's hair, but Yugi's voice...

But I honestly thought they were going to say:

"Hey guys, can I be in the movie?"

"Shut up, Slenderman!"

[STbattlefront]

Shake it

[HydroMonsoon]

Slenderman is no longer scary.

[TheDragonn29]

@HydroMonsoon he was scary before???

[abmdckd]

Does anyone else know that "Ishtar" is the name of a goddess?

[HikariMalik2456]

@abmdckd Isn't she like a sex goddess or something

[abmdckd]

@HikariMalik2456 no =3= i don't remember what goddess she is but I learned Ishtar is a goddess in Mesopotamian culture

[Lovesickobsession19]

@abmdckd She is the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility, war, love, and sex. :) Hm....marik seems to be able to do that stuff

[abmdckd]

@Lovesickobsession19 oh lol, well obviously my teacher isn't gonna say she is the goddess of sex...

[Lovesickobsession19]

@abmdckd lol, that is an excellent point

[Rekitanas]

Anyone else was reading what Marik said in his voice?

[ReaperOfPears]

Funny thing is there is actually a Slender Man movie now. Search "Windigo" on YouTube.

[Welihy]

This is my MAGNUM OPUS!

Lol!

[kiraheart4000]

gimme slendy

[cortlynncullen]

have you noticed that they gay elephant voice is in the slenderman? accident?

[GangstaDean67]

If my teacher yells at me for doing something stupid, I'll just simply reply, "but it's what I doooooo"

[TheRBuck4ever]

When Bakura said 'Oh, PISS OFF!!" it made me laugh so friggin hard and I have no idea why.

[TheRBuck4ever]

Was anyone else slightly disappointed we didn't get to see Marik in his bathing suit? ^_^ :)

Also Bakura is a good dancer!! I wish he'd take me dancing....

[Lovesickobsession19]

@TheRBuck4ever i want to dance with him

[MichaxMassega]

ah ah ah aha ha o.o

[missdeathknight13579]

Woot! SHAKE IT BAKURA!!!

[DrTechnoBabel]

It's obvious now what we should do. If we let Slenderman be in a movie, he'll stop being an evil eldrich abomination that kills people, and become the world's greatest action hero!

He'll still kidnap children, though. It's in his contract, after all.

[MrAnticrimson]

Slenderman! :DD

[MichaxMassega]

Can you gsuy beelive we r watching thsi I cnat! Thsi rocdks! o.o

[tbarbdrills]

Congratuations, you just made the Slenderman funny. Is there anyone LK can't make funny? This is a parody of Marble Hornets correct? Great video.

[FacePalmSyndrome]

"It Needs more dead children."

"WAHT!?!"

"I mean Kurt Russel."

... SO GIMME 20 DOLLAS!

[roberttehzombieturtl]

Because of this video I now know who the slender man is D;

however I still love it :3 Poor Bakura has slender man follow him around...

[dojanni1]

I...I don't know what to say

[nikki6551]

This movie makes no sense lol there is only supposed to be one character what about johnathanthe gay elephant and I love how her made it up on the spot and they had a script FAIL but I dont care I LOVE IT

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

@StripesNSkulls:

Hehehe... I think he's busy at the more profitable moments, if you know what I mean... ;D

[stormy883]

3:31 XDXDXDXD

[nexusgiga]

@StripesNSkulls you realize marbel horents has 2 cameras in it on purpose. cuz of slenderman?

[StripesNSkulls]

@nexusgiga Its been two years since I watched Marble Hornets so don't really recall that.

[nexusgiga]

@StripesNSkulls im going off of memory so idk for sure

[Luthax]

@Gigigiratina Look up Marble Hornets, start at the video titled "Introduction," and work your way through the Entries. Then never want to sleep at all.

[Gigigiritina]

What the fuck is a slenderman?

[hawkear234]

Hey guys...can I be in the movie?

[SPARTANL795]

If you put the $20 song on iTunes I will buy it.

[ForerunnerConstruct]

@SPARTANL795 Step One: Look up Gimme Twenty Dollars on iTunes

Step Two: ????

Step 3: Profit

[DaniOfOz]

Holy crap... When the heck did I get top comment? o.O

[tgwpUtube]

@DaniOfOz

You didn't

Fail.

[DaniOfOz]

@tgwpUtube My mistake. :)

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

@StripesNSkulls: Did Ryou get his own body and decide to film his more popular counterpart!?

[StripesNSkulls]

@NeopetsandPokemonFan If he is, and is wasting film with this instead of more...profitable moments (like showers), then I am deeply dissapointed.

[Otakuanimeluv]

man I wish i didn't see this video then i wouldn't have known what the Slenderman is thanks LK for ruining my sleep.....joking LK your awesome and so is this video.

[sarah258595]

i have to say that this was the absolute LAST place i expected to see slenderman

[uchihafan3150]

whoahh. the slenderman holycrap!

thats Fricken scary fake or real!

[missdeathknight13579]

421 People couldnt be in the movie... or maybe they are just a bunch of gay elephants? I dont know, this is my first "dislikers suck" comment so go with the flow man

[AbelSuper09]

Hahaha now I'm not so scarded of slenderman

[littlebrownbird933]

I am the director!

I do not have to understand what I am saying,

I mealy have to say it!

[JayFeatherIV]

"Do you even know what we're filming?"

"A movie."

[BlueRoseOfSerenity2]

Marble Hornets parody! XD Sweetness.

[LordKamina2]

Goddamn lochness monstar try'n take my 20 

[ailiyn13]

I love slender man :3 hes my guardian

[l33tshinobialchemist]

@StripesNSkulls well duh thats because bakura was filming evil bakura filming marik

[StripesNSkulls]

@l33tshinobialchemist Bakuraception.

*entire internet groans at old meme*

[spdrule]

anyone else noticed if you take the sl off of slender man what it spells?

[ajtwista92]

anyone notice that the official music video of gimmie $20 has almost nuthing but selnderman jokes on it?

[TheFlailingWolf]

Umm... gay elephant noise?

[Jeevessucks]

More slenderman pls I looove this

[TheDestroyerComics]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha(all that came out of my mouth) slenderman is one funny bitch

[TheJackSlenderman]

HAY GUYZ

[SevenO900]

What is the name of the song bakura was dancing to at college

[animesawesome]

OMG a millenium camera!!!!

[Alecc02]

What is it with the operator and the $20 dollars song??

[hamzaawesome7]

@Alecc02 You mean the Slender Man? It's a scary thing.

[sakuranbonotanechan]

aaaawww how cutee~ slenderman blushes xD

[Mcmos9000]

I finally get this--just marathonned marbel hornets

[threstern1]

I love how the title has nothing to do with anything

[xTheSuicideCircusx]

@threstern1 This is based on Slenderman Youtube videos made by an account called MarbleHornets, so the name is a parody of that. MarbleHornets and Concrete Giraffes.

[emo4167]

i hate slender man but i like this version but once my friends showed me who he was.... this will NEVER be the same :'( why did they have to tell me?

[spookymoose]

This video is the reason I'm now struggling with a serious Marble Hornets addiction. However, Jack Slenderman's voice has become my means of unfrightening myself when I've watched too much and still cannot resist the urge to peek through the blinds. Seriously, it's abnormally soothing. Unfortunately, it does loose some effect when biking through wooded parks at night, but...at least I have $20.

[SevenO900]

who is slenderman

[sirtophatandmonocle]

@SevenO900 the poor man's Nyarlathotep

[SevenO900]

@sirtophatandmonocle the poor man's what

[sirtophatandmonocle]

@SevenO900 ... And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger.

[sirtophatandmonocle]

@sirtophatandmonocle ...go out among men and find the ways thereof, that He in the Gulf may know. To Nyarlathotep, Mighty Messenger, must all things be told. And He shall put on the semblance of men, the waxen mask and the robe that hides, and come down from the world of Seven Suns to mock... Nyarlathotep, Great Messenger, bringer of strange joy to Yuggoth through the void, Father of the Million Favoured Ones, Stalker among..- The Whisperer in Darkness by H.P. Lovecraft

[ironman9071]

@SevenO900 a person from horror stories

[byrnz35]

In soviet russia, the rules play by you!

[CloverTheHedgehog23]

I came here because I want to wish away nightmares about slenderman O_O

[Breenut450]

1:44 watch Marik's arm when Slenderman comes in, Marik doesn't need Yami's leather pants, he has magical jewelry!!

[TheDoctorMcNugget]

God Marik is the best Abridged Character

[AmbipomRocks]

Marik: A gay elephant...called...Johnathon

Bakura: No! that is not my-

Marik: John for short

[Kenyon157]

I still dont understand why the vid is called "Concrete Giraffes" but its still amazing XD

[metalgearkite]

@Kenyon157 He is making fun of Marble Hornets, Look up the youtube channel marblehornets

get it? marble, concrete? hornets, giraffe?

[ExperimentReiProject]

420 people don't like gay elephants.... named jonathon....

[metalgearkite]

@ExperimentReiProject Jon for short.

[xDejahx]

3:30 XD

[Tatsuyoujo]

I watched this before I saw Marble Hornets. You better hope The Operator has a sense of humor.

[ashycatkristo]

2:50 - 3:10 LOL

[GuitarrAssassin]

this is like the most hilarious and obvious parody of marble hornets i've seen.

[DesianxPrincess]

HOW AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW!?

[shb86]

JACK SLENDERMAN!!!

[KanzWillRuleTheWorld]

name of song????

[HadoukenDave]

Hey guys! I would like to be in the movie

[TheKillerApple221]

pause at 2:21

its like slendy wants boooooooooooooooooobies

XD

[Austhehedgehog]

a gay elephant named......Jonathon



[culwin]

I get this now.

I'm a little slow.

[TFEF2]

This is the vid that started my obsession with Marble Hornets, holy frik it was scary the first time XD

[CipherPol13]

Err.. Does any one know why this is called Concrete Giraffes

[doseiaisha]

@CipherPol13 its a parody of a youtube series called "marble hornets". check it out sometime and have fun trying to sleep ;)

[TheRobAlva]

@CipherPol13 Because Plaster Mongooses was already taken

[ELcabo555]

is that a millenium camera?

[iluvharrydraco]

This confused me before watching Marble Hornets.

NOW I GET IT. O_o

[iWindBlade]

Lol at the end!

[DaniOfOz]

I liked this better before I knew what the Slenderman was... T.T

[MasterFungy]

@DaniOfOz why?! who the FERK is slenderman???

[Immakittycat1]

@DaniOfOz Yeah, welcome to the club... -__-

[mlcw1218]

@Immakittycat1 what is slenderman?

[Immakittycat1]

@mlcw1218 Google it.

[Immakittycat1]

@mlcw1218 xD Sorry. I had just learned what slenderman was last night and was realllllyyy paranoid. He's a mythical creature, faceless, just like in here. He stalks people at a very young age *hence the eating of the kids thing in this video* or even college students/adults then eventually kills them I think, or just wants 20 dollars I think.. Im lacking on a lot of detail. Knowyourmeme has it I think.

[racker150]

@DaniOfOz It's just a joke made by someone on the something awful forums.

[ilovecakexD]

@DaniOfOz then could you maybe explain it to me? google seems to be of little help, all I've gathered so far is that he eats children?

[DaniOfOz]

@ilovecakexD No one actually knows whether he eats children or not, though that's the popular assumption. He's an urban legend that many people claim to have photographed. He's said to abduct, possibly kill, people who know too much about him, and he's inspired many creepy stories on the internet. He started on a forum that was holding a photoshop competition. He also inspired the Marbel Hornets videos on YouTube.

[evilwolf678]

AH SLENDER MAN JUST PUT ON THE GLASSES HE JUST SCREW THE RULES!

[AntoniaBayle]

No! Mokuba!

[thetdslayer]

I wonder what the slenderman thinks of this

[destroyer11388]

@thetdslayer i can tell ya what he is thinking "eat more children"

[PokeMasterKelly]

I would very much like an episode about one of Bakura's college days. Who's with me?!

[SteelandSouls15]

Dr. Seuss. I'm just saying.

[TheJackSlenderman]

HAY GUYZ.

[nordinthelich]

Marik looks good in a tux XD I am going to ask him out just for that. I am a straight guy...

[justingstring417]

i bet you guys wouldve had some crazy stories.



[EgyptianFever]

Wow, never knew that Bakura could party like that ....... I quite like the idea ;)

[PokemonJack333]

My name is Jonathan, but I'm not a gay elephant .___.

[YaosaysObjection]

4:39

Slenderman blushing. I'm really scared.

[SeaGem4]

Ya u probably don't read ur comments but I don't hate u any more, it was all random too much coffee buzz making me so freaked out, now I love the slenderman

[BluTheHuman]

You're still a cunt, Slenderman. Go fuck your snake.

[hamzaawesome7]

@BluTheHuman lonely island?

[BluTheHuman]

@hamzaawesome7 Hahah! Someone got it! :D

[TehGomez]

wait...is that Tristan as the terrorist?

[hamzaawesome7]

Slender man scares the fuck out of me. I believe in the paranormal.

[Pulsixx]

This makes so much more sense after I saw Marble Hornets.

[DeviTheHunterKitty]

LOL, Slenderman's mouth when he says "But that is what I do "

[MeAndJoker]

"Hey, Hey guys!" "What!? What is it, strange tall man without a face?!" Rofl.

[TheAnonymousLizard]

Marik and Bakura > Slenderman in a Marik costume.

[SeaGem4]

Lk I hate u know! I had no idea what the slender man was so I searches it on YouTube, now I'm freaked out beyond my mind!!!!!!!!!

[SaralLeeHylor]

First introduction to Slenderman, and been hooked since, though he isn't at all scary, and my favourite incarnation is Jack Slenderman. Loved him in the Card Games for Charity NGE One-Shot! :D