Goldeneye Xenia Part 6 The Sauna

[LucaBlightBadass]

Haha love the face bond makes when he judy chops xenia!!!

[gillettecrackers]

@LucaBlightBadass That's his "O" face.

[S3RBIAN3AGLE187]

In Soviet Russia, women seduce and rape you

[compelx]

No, no, no. No more foreplay - either type in a new product key or explore other options online

[MomentumInMotion1]

That guy Bond hit just wanted a towel. He didn't deserve to get hit, he was just minding his own business

[Sjsuman5000]

@MomentumInMotion1 Well actually, he had a gun.

[MomentumInMotion1]

@Sjsuman5000 oh didn't look like he had a gun

[ultraviolent29]

She is fucked up.

[miahk2]

the scream at 1:20 cracks me up every time

[essexbred1986]

Try to imagine Anna Chapman playing Xenia Onatopp she'd be smokin'!

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

LOL at her screams at 1:20

[KingStatham]

@MrClassicDoctorWho You'd totally be doing the same with a burnt ass. The best part is, somehow you can tell she's still enjoying it, even with that.

[MrClassicDoctorWho]

@KingStatham loL and the way he throws her on the floor is brilliant

[TheWCWite]

Famke is one of the hottest women ever.

[Aizen1122]

that's it. Im ordering a Russian bride

[XploiTee]

@Aizen1122 shes from holland haha

[braunarsch]

lol her ass got fried :P

[RichardKleiner]

0:05 Bond thinks: "Tits or GTFO"

[MrFalloutManLand]

Wonder if she was naked underneath... ;D

[BlackMagnumFilms]

lol at Pierce's faceat 2:05

[LucaBlightBadass]

@BlackMagnumFilms Haha the angry video game nerd pulls that face all the time!

[WPH15]

I bet this was Pierce Brosnan's favorite part of the movie.

[oibl88]

thumpbs up if at 1:00 u saw her nipples excited, damn what a hot villain

[karlff7]

First 12 seconds has gotta be the best part of the entire movie!

[Mirdala]

Jason Bourne, aka Adam Web, would have killed right there and then, no hesitation!

[MrFalloutManLand]

@Mirdala I think his name was David Webb

[theanimal26]

she is the best villain ever. 

[gnrchile]

lol, hot buns

[itsthecimafranca]

haha that drop kick is deadly.

[MMA3013]

Thats it, I want my girlfriend to role play as Xenia.

[INCENSESMOKE]

She couldn't squeeze her way out of that one.

[mtakenM]

@INCENSESMOKE LOL thats the one where she dies between the tree's but haha!

[ZacharyX777X]

No, no, no... No more foreplay. *click*

[UnleashedKane]

that chop at the end was epic!

[gremlin05]

The last time Bond ever got to KO a girl. We're too PC these days.

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

@gremlin05 He does let one get blown up and he shoots another dead in the World Is Not Enough.

[Ironbee07]

I would watch this scene with a bearded, stinky and worn down Bond (you know, from Die Another Day). And of course, that would be damn fine if Xenia would be still so excited.

[johnap1988]

she is crazy!

[somone192]

I wish this was in goldeneye for the n64...

[Kiutu]

I wonder if this scene is what Venture Bros was referencing when Brock and Molotov fought in the motel. (And I wonder if she was Molotov's primary inspiration)

[darklabel89]

Lol @ Nebelwerfer89!

[ultimatehammer]

It would have been nice if they did the body triangle correctly

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

0:54 to 1:03 is one of the sexiest things ever put on film, love to hear Famke grunting sexually.

[Agent1W]

@OnatoppSaunaFan Obviously she was liking it so damn much in that part, but she got pissed off as hell when Bond got his pistol again.

Heh, too bad Xenia's a sore loser in terms of sex.

[darock06]

I don't know why...............but 1:28 is sexy as hell to me for some reason...........btw, I'm talkin about Famke Janssen, lol.

[benwalker2k8]

at 1:13 why did he pull away while she was snogging him

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

@benwalker2k8 She is breaking his ribs as she kisses him, which she continues from the bit on the bench. Listen for the cracking sounds.

[DDRhappiness17]

death by sex... finally a way to die happy lol

[princesszelda1989]

BIATTTCCHHH!!!

[allerhex]

CRAZY BITCH o_O

1.24 lol

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

Monney Penny is better!!

HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING... LOLZ

[JustGaPaid]

ahahaha she called him a BIATCH

[ridleyfox]

This scene NEVER gets old

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

Lol she is James Bond's worst enemy he can imagine hahaha

[somammm]

ESA MUJER ES LO QUE NECESITO!

[ELViejito100]

1:23

ahahahahhhahhahah xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Mrsugarpuffy]

i want to die like this so baddddddd

copy and paste this if you want to as well

[Plowdal1342431]

HAHAHAHAH at 1:22 LOL XD!!!!!! That is the most random, but funniest shit I've seen in a long time lol! Some random guy walks in the room and...

[Katrinaprime]

Actually if you look closer you'll see the guy who walked in was holding a gun.

[MajorKykle]

lol nice -JordyNarz "haha grilled vagina is on the menu!!"

[stimpp]

I love the little squint when he looks at the blood on his lip. It's like saying, :you bitch". He's a good Bond, but Connery and Moore are classic, Connery is the original which makes him best in my book.

[aaddicted]

lol whoa she was craaaazzzyyyy. ahaha.

[benwalker2k8]

when they first kissed i bet bond was tempted to take off her bathrobe

[canicum2day]

so james bond is gay huh

[robertrka]

Well Daniel brings more of a physicality to the role than Brosnan. Who do I like more? I like them both. They deliver in their own way. I would have liked to see Jackman play the role.. I love all the Bonds... I but Connery will always be the man.

[mrgrazzt]

Agreed, man. I don't mind Craig, but let's face it, Connery, Moore and Brosnan were at most, more entertaining.

What I hate is Hollywood's tendacy to cop out and use 'we are being more faithful to the literature' as an excuse. They're saying this when fans ask why no gadgets with Craig, etc.

They're also saying this to justify a remake of Total Recall. I don't care if the character in the novel was nothing like Schwarzenegger. It was a great movie in its own right.

Imperialist twats.

[Mrster]

Take me to Yanis (?)

-BIIIAATCH!

[rajatshukla513]

very sexy

[JACOB3601]

i wana die like that at 1:00

[MHAKP]

Jajajaja, sexy scene, very cool !.

[adamtheslayer]

Mwah, one of 'em is fighting and the other is having sex.^^

[jack10133]

if i got to choose how i died... it would be at her tighs

[TheInstantClassic1]

LOL, Xeina was a fiesty little mamacita. I dunno why, but I find her to be quite hillarious when she moans in sexual fashion over violence. She's a sadist lol! Still, she could wrap her legs around me anytime.

[realrocky8591]

Famke Janssen was great at portraying Jean Gray in the X-Men movies.

[aKiHiKo71]

abgefahren

obergeil

5 stars

[sexypussypussy]

when he said no no no he looked like roger moore

[Phenomeon2009]

"No No No." Hahaha

[ridleyfox]

This is probably my favorite scene in Goldeneye

[twilightbladerjulz]

James: Well I must say, I've had a lovely evening. Have you?

Xenia: Well once again the pleasure was all yours.

James: Well don't be sad if I don't call.

Xenia: Well I'll sleep over it.

(James knocks Xenia out)

James: Sweet dreams.

[ufos22]

This is NOT "Xenia Seeburg." I don't know how anybody could make this mistake. This girl , who ever she is, is a volkswagon bug, and Xenis Seeburg is a Ferrari !!!

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

You're an idiot.

[Critchy39]

Xenia reminds me of my ex girlfriend. She was a psycho!

I literally went into work one morning with cramp and a pulled groin muscle after satisfying her "womanly sexual needs" one evening.

I never thought i would have to split up with someone because she wants sex too often, in the end i didnt need to as the bitch cheated on me lol.

[holf007]

your ex did WHAT? "womanly sexual needs"

did she also want to kill you while having sex?

lol but my question is not a joke

[Critchy39]

Seemed that way. She liked the old skool stuff you know.

Biting, chewing, swearing, clawing, digging nails. Basically hurting me lol

[holf007]

man.

[bestbenny]

in soviet russia, orgasm controls you!

[05giacomo]

@bestbenny this is normal everywhere you stupid idiot XDD

[sweetcorn000]

thats gross

[Nebelwerfer89]

i use to masturbate to this before i found porn

[samskov]

Jesus I lol'ed, Then I agreed.

[renaud68]

haha YES!

[thinwhitedukenator]

@Nebelwerfer89 Legendary.

[Rain395]

she even has orgasms when she gets hurt, she must be crazy, or loooveeees the pleasure

[ManNotFoundDog]

Rough enough that I'll penetrate her to death?

[48memorex]

... wouldnt recommend trying the "judo chop" on a girl.... unless you wanna catch a case... or your a bad ass HAHA

[1Nyro]

he should have dick slapped her

[braro442]

XD That guy getting hit by the bucket was so random! No more foreplay! Sweet dreams!

[Mrspitsie1]

I love Pierce <3

[FreshStartsAreFun]

lol 1:55

Bond: :D

Xenia: -_-

[joshguy64]

Xenia is one of those women that seems to gets orgasms very easily...

I wonder what it would be like to have sex with her while she gives you a leg scissor around your waist.

[joshguy64]

Then again, as Moneypenny tells bond in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64:

"They say she has thighs of steel James, just be sure you stay out of their grasp."

[Nintendoggy]

Well, on the contrary, she is one of those women that gets orgasms hard because it requires to kill the partner, else she won't get the pleasure. o.o;

[joshguy64]

I suppose so.

It makes me wonder how Alec and Xenia have (if ever during their time together running the Janus crime syndicate) sex without her squeezing the life out of him just to satisfy her orgasmic pleasure.

[salamirterra]

*she presses her face fight against his, so that they could not physically be any closer*

"That's close enough"

[PourArriveraMoi]

dude. i would go 110% lesbo for her

[IceDrake523]

This should have been in the game.

[NottinghamForest22]

yes but its only a film lol

[NottinghamForest22]

I would fuck the living daylights out of her

[badturkali]

she is hot and she likes sex

if only i can do it with her. she wants to get fucked

[Washanen07]

1:01 i wanna die like that

[tiagoxima]

it was from my ears or she just called brosnan bitch at minute 1:34 ?

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

Buliatch. It's essentially Russian for bastard.

[DorianMichaelsIII]

I was about to post a comment asking for anyone who speaks Russian to tell me what exactly she says when she says that-- I figured it was a curse of some description, but I always thought she was saying something along the lines of 'fucker' or 'motherfucker'. Oddly though, I knew she wasn't calling him a son of a bitch because I already know the spoken Russian for that.

[OnatoppSaunaFan]

Several fan-sites I've visited have essentially said it translates to bastard, which sort of makes sense because as you say, it isn't bitch, and I trust the people posting the information enough that it is 'bastard'. In context, it makes sense, too. She says it earlier, when losing at cards.

[tiagoxima]

damn was a sadistick bitch , loool but thats a good way to kill a man, unleast she got pleasure with that lol

[fitoknauer]

sweet dreams! jajaja why he hit her?

[YTEdy]

Because she was dangerous? It's all made up, but in that story, she was a dangerous villian who killed several people. She was too dangerous to leave awake, behind the wheel of a car.

[DorianMichaelsIII]

Maybe because even because he knows how dangerous she is, he just cannot bring himself to kill an unarmed, at that point unconscious, combatant-- for 007, it's made all the more worse by the fact that she's a woman, and an extremely beautiful and sexy one at that.

[thelastlego]

One can only imagine what James could have done to this unconscious, deadly and amazingly hot woman. Besides, he's got plenty of time. why rush out of the car?

[tribalflames12]

cause shes bad, and he always owns the bad guys

[pillowcasing1]

i would love to die making love to her

[srslymike]

shes the hottest woman to ever exist

[Dayserking]

"No no no! No more foul play" That is so hilarious x'D

[RsGhost1]

He said "No more foreplay"

[Dayserking]

ok..... o__O

[MissKitae]

I always thought he said "No more foreplay"

Guess where my mind wanders...

[ofdarknessandlight]

he did say no more foreplay..

[daylight29]

lol the part where he throws that thing on the fat guy and then he throws her on the ground was the funniest.

[badturkali]

well its only a film

shes not like that for real life

[malibuhiegts]

o how i wish it were so

[badturkali]

she really wants 2 get fucked

i would give it to her

[malibuhiegts]

mate sou would i! you dont know how much i would give to experience that!

[gordo29]

GIGOLI

[ultimateguitar553]

Copy and Paste if watching Xenia gives u a boner

[badturkali]

your really funny

she is nice

[RushLimborg]

Love how Bond at 0:38 is like "What is your PROBLEM?"

And for the next minute or so, he keeps trying to walk away, a la "I don't believe this nonsense...."

[gergely007]

Famke fuckin sexi with this wet hair dressed in this bathrobe. Man, I hard!

[01134hello]

damn man famke was such a femdom hahaha, if only cyclops could see how his girlfriend was hahah

[theninetailedfox221]

Noo. It's "blyad". It's a Russian expletive. I think it means "whore" or "bitch" or something along those lines.

[Flodder450]

she screams "biatch!"

at 1:34 ?

[felixduhcat89]

1:22 Where he flips her, just like the caveman days! LMAO

[Ragitsu]

I like when she's growling like a dog and James says, "No no no". So professional!

[warlord105]

wow she gets horny when she suffocates people!

[Laurelindo]

I swear both Brosnan and Jansen screwed this scene up several times on purpose just so they could keep kissing and whatnot. >D

[malibuhiegts]

if i was in brosnan's shoes, i would have done the same ;D

[Jovian0011]

If I was James and he bit my lip, I would have killed her right then.

[benwalker2k8]

i agree with u fbgrad07. wen they were on the floor he had the chance but blew it. i dote get wats wrong with famke janssen because in x-men she is also getting turned down for sex aswell as in this scene i'd jump 4 the chance to be with her

[creejay]

not only was Famke turned down here and in X-men 3, there was the infamous scene in Rounders where Matt Damon turns her down (only in the movies!)

Famke and Brosnan were really hot together - I'd like to see them paired up again

[fbgrad07]

I don't see why James just didn't give in and have sex with her, because she IS a beautiful woman with gorgeous legs!!

[nintendoboy17]

But she was evil, if a woman was beautiful, but evil, I wouldn't go anywhere near that.

[Laurelindo]

I'm sure most guys (including me) would forget about her being evil at that moment. :P

[Dijonsennep]

Which is why James Bond gets to live, and you get to die a sweet death.

[xXLoneWolfXv]

LOL THAT WASNT A FIGHT SCENE

[Agent1W]

In an epic battle of lady killer vs black widow...the lady killer won!

[Lee729]

Come on James, do that FOR US!!!

[Frylock320]

lol stunt double @ 0:51

[iPrae0nU]

shes the girl that squeezed chuck farrarel? god damn.. I still remember that name

[flyboy2006]

thats one sick ass hold, it would be wicked if they use it on the ufc

[anaconda371]

anyone in east PA with strong legs wanna squeeze me like that?

[hejduegay]

u can see how bond is enjoying it at 1:05 :P

[hejduegay]

from 1:00-1:20 !!! so hot

[hunpineapple]

hhhmmmm i think both...lolz

[rockcoolmeg]

please someone tell me! r they fighiting or doing something else...

[11iop]

erm fighting - shes trying to kill him whilst pu

[itwontcomeout5678]

are they fighting or fucking? I can't tell... maybe both?

[mattman889]

i always thought isabella scorupco (natalya) was hot Xenia-Femke Johnson EHH NAHHHH

[wardyboy26]

i'd hate to suffocate to death, but what a way to go ! you'd die with a wood-on

[Laurelindo]

Getting suffocated to death by Xenia would be the best way to die, I think.

[mattsson20]

he should have fucked her

[Noah58]

Yeah cause she's hot.

[TexTech74]

0:43 is hot,

[Vash1286]

Oh yeah, Scissor me timbers lol.