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  • Lmao the voice was hilarious

  • so stereotypical

  • that was funny. and actually a good tutorial.

  • Eyeliner is the KEY ...

    Scary Voice D:

  • Thts some pretty good advice

  • is tht a living dead doll at 2:43 ?

  • SHE'S A BAD MAKEUP ARTIST!

  • Or have a naturally pale face because of not liking the sun...

  • @OokamiShiranui1 a lot of people, including me, like it. And if you don't want to learn how to apply this kind of makeup then why'd you watch it?

  • what if you're so pale, they don't make foundation lighter then your skin tone?

  • Goth style is so ugly why would you do that to yourself.

  • @OokamiShiranui1 You may personally not like goth style but I think it's quite beautiful and elegant. Goth people are quite amazing and also very cultured. So what we may look like were dead but we have an amazing community of people who for the most part are very nice; so get that stick out of your ass. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything

  • lmao she went from :D to :| at the end i luv tht part

  • im black does it work for me and im a guy

  • is this the same narrator as the guy who does the undead intro cinematic in WoW?

  • This was both hilarious and filled with good advice! Thumbs up for you dearie!!!

  • :D

    no smiling,dear.

    :[

    lol

  • when i was a kid, i used to play with my mom's makeup, i drew on my eyeball and left a mark when i was trying to line my eye. XD

  • that seems just like too many" goth girls " XDDDD

    just hilarous xDDDD (Y)

  • They don't make make makeup lighter than my skin that isn't for Halloween. Also I always wear red or black lipstick and I prefer my style of eye makeup, but that's handy if I'm in a hurry.

  • The make up looks good but being goth has nothing to do with hell and most goths are actually really happy people. Some might be mean and depressed and some might worship the devil and be obsessed with hell and all that shizz but most the time it's just a stereotype that all goths are depressed.

  • @pierrebouvier518 i view it as a style more than a subculture.

  • wat

  • At first when I saw the girl I thought ahhhhh pink then at the end I thought stop smiling and you might be able to hang with me

  • Goth Makeup Tutorial:

    1. Apply white powder makeup liberally to face.

    2. Apply black eye shadow all around eyes and on lids.

    3. Apply black lipstick.

    DONE!

  • no smiling dear :(

  • الله ياخذكم

    

  • Looks like Nesa from Gavin+Stacy....

  • Just.... No

  • heeeyy...I'm goth, I think you mean EMO makeup

  • No smiling dear. Done. haha

  • lol

  • I already have really pale skin so if I put on foundation thats two tones lighter than my skin colour I would go snow WHITE. D:

  • How to apply goth makeup:

    Step One) Get some brushes

    Step Two)Get some dark makeup

    Step Three) Put it on

    Your done

  • lol no smiling dear

  • But the lightest makeup shades in most brands is one to two shades DARKER than my natural skin tone. White makeup is the only thing that blends well on me.

  • I got from kittens to this?! =S

    Anyhow... I want penis earings =(

  • Does she have pink penis earings?!

  • @VeinsFullOfPoison they're pink bows :L

  • Girl: :)

    Guy: No smiling dear

    Girl: :L

    Guy: Done

  • she looks like nessa off of gavin and stacey at the end!:L

  • 0:10 the girl looks like Miley Cyrus.

  • ROFLMAO 'no smiling dear' *in a dramatic voiceover* x'D u guys are awesomeeeeeee

  • eww.... baaaad

  • 1:37 LOL, I like how he says "eyeliner"

  • lmao xD

  • she was ugly ;P and defenetly not goth or emo xD

  • LOL no smiling dear. Done

  • Narrator: Cover up that dreadful blonde mane and vuala, a little mall rat has turned into a beautiful dead rose.

    Girl: =D

    Narrator: No similing, dear!

    Girl: :L

    Narrator: Done.

  • dude this is awesome

  • Loved the voiceover! :')

  • The dude voice is creepy

  • @secretgirllisout It really fits this theme. It's awesome.

  • LMFAO. xD.

  • Candy darling stop!

    Cute is NOT goth.

  • this video is funny thats why i watch it

  • fuck you

  • dreadful blonde mane lolz

  • rule no.1, be big on the eyes, keep the lips clean, or balance both the eyes and the lips.

  • goths dont want to die and go to hell they just want to explore into other ppl's religion

  • lol our little mole rat.. XP funny...

  • "no smiling dear, done."

    that was priceless xD

  • Waaah I love this :D

  • "no smiling dear."

    XD

  • his voice is so deep. i dont think pnk or any girly colors shud b applyed to the lid.

    watch my video, how to do goth makeup.

  • 0:44 penis-earrings!?

  • @Svhnick yeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!hahahhah­ahahaxd

  • @Svhnick oh couse they match her play boy hat lol

  • @Svhnick i think they're ribbons...but they do look like p-cocks

  • @Svhnick They're bows dumbass :L 

  • @Svhnick No, no, no! They're pink bows. If you look closely, you can see it. I know, from an angle, they look like a penis, but its not. Lol! XD

  • @Svhnick i think yes. ^-^

  • I hate it when people act all depressed and stuff, I'm not interested in goth.

  • watch?v=FkthLEyf628

    spread this link^^^^^

    its so pathetically funny!

  • 1:48 i see ur gum

  • anyone can acheive a goth look....even candy...CRICKETS!!!!!

  • 2:18 lipstick FAIL!

  • Lololo

  • if u dont smile ura emo duhhhh

    

  • lawl how to look like a raccoon

  • @captainplanetwins juajuajuajua! _I_

  • LOVED IT ^^

  • Man this is dramatic...

  • goth can be cute!

  • lol, No smiling dear

  • I have said this many times and will say it again !!!

    Emo is a state of mind NOT a style or genre of music !!

    So dont call some one emo if there not even if they look it there style could be scene or somthing like that.......

  • @123danielr Ummm... this is about goth.... lol :)

  • @123danielr yeah, I hate it when people do that. probabley because im an emo but still.

  • @lukazade101 that is the stupidest thing i ever heard. the comment you replied too was talking about she or he hates it when people label by look. then you agree and label yourself. FAIL.

  • @XxBrOoKiExBrEmExX I was going to right a comment defending my other comment but i can't be bothered. Read my other comment through a couple more times and you might understand. just sayin

  • @lukazade101 sorry but i still dont get it. it says im an emo.

  • @123danielr OMG JUST SHUT UP THE VIDEO IS FOR A LAUGH FUCK OFF IF YOUR SO UPSET WITH IT! xD over dramatic voice trips me.

  • OhMiGoddess!!!!!!! Were did you get the Countess dead doll!!!!!!! I have been looking every were for one!!!!!

  • hahahahahahaha the heart

  • OMG THERE WAS A COUNTESS BATHORY LIVING DEAD DOLL THERE!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?????????? SHE'S RARE!!!!!!!!!! 2:43 Countess Bathory Living Dead Doll series 15!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get her??? Where?!?!?! Please please tell meeeee! where did you get Bathory my friend wants her for her b-day, I need to find one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MissScarlettBlood Hottopic

  • the voiceover makes it quite funny.

  • I don't have anything against goths seriously but theres a goth at my school and we call her Count Gothula.I prefer emo style.

  • HAHAHAHAHAA!!! i've loved this video since it came it out!!!

  • xD lol~

  • no smiling dear.

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  • No Smiling Dear... Lolz

  • LOL

  • shes not emo nv123456ful

  • hahahah this is great.

  • beautiful DEAD rose xD

  • LMFFFO!!!!

  • nerd

  • Many people think goth make up is just black and thick. It;s much more than that. We even have colors and glitter.

  • agreed I LOVE THE NARRATION

  • LMAOOOOOOO

  • isnt this a little bit over-done with the backround and voice over lol? but prity kewl

  • great for my cousin and for me

  • funny!

  • ew stop chewing gum

  • GULP im scared...

  • Yeah.. I laughed ^^

  • "no smiling dear" HAHA...xDD

  • she is a fatty =L

  • LOL 1:14 SHE LOOKS SO FAT XDDD

  • omg i love that guys voice : D

  • i think she's so cute xDD

    her gum chewing is annoying, though

  • that was funny

  • really love the goth lifestyle any guys want to date a goth girl then talk to me

  • laaaaaawl

    love ur vids VideoJug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the voice..its sooo 'scary'..lmao

  • ROFL.

    I love how they say ''Done'' at the end of every video.

    xD;

  • hahahahah i love the narrator. his voice is what held me laughing through most of the video

  • living dead doll in the background lol

  • I love the was the narrator says 'blood' and 'black.'

  • lol nice!! love the voice

  • goth and loving it too btw any guys want a gothic date

  • lol I love the overdramatic voiceover.

  • @LifeisaGlitch

    LOl I thought the same thing XD

  • @LifeisaGlitch Me too, when I first saw this I was like "what's up with his voice?" lol

  • the voice over was good

    but she bugged me

    for goodness sake close your mouth when you chew

  • @SheDevil1373

    She did remind me of a cow chewing cud. Fairly wrong and nauseating...XD

  • lmfao

  • however narrated this video has the best voice ever

  • lol

    nice video.

    very funny.

    :D

    especially the voice.

  • g00d vid

  • :D no smiling dear... :L  lmfao

  • lmfao!!!

  • =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0­00000000000000

  • that was good. i love videojug

  • lmfao....

  • um wtf O_O

  • "Done"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • haha

  • lol no smiling dear. done.

  • xD transformed into a dead walrus.

  • i really want her hat in the being

  • that was amusing....lol

  • God* sorry :D

  • got darling Stop.. lol!!

  • sow funny

  • i didnt think tht it was possible to turn a girly girl into a goth...LOL

  • TUBBY

  • ha. the end is funny. "no smiling dear... DONE!!" lol.

  • lmao i know right? :p

  • haha but it doesnt look very gothic!

  • needs more black eyeshadaow,black masacarra,black eyeliner,....and then you can choose any dark coloer lipstick. lol

  • I laughed so hard when he said "No smiling dear." "Done."

  • lmao soo funny coz its so crap!

  • ha!! they turned a blonde prep in2 a goth chick!!! i didnt think tht waz possible!!!!

  • if not used cold pencil eyeliner... chills!!!

  • this is funny.

  • this is funny :)

    but I would smile a lot^_^

  • -says in evil voice- how to apply goth makeup. that made me jump. lol

  • no smilin dear, .. done HAHAH!

  • They should remake this.. HARD.

  • Abselutly.. HORRIBLE!

  • I'll be hearing that voice in my nightmares :p

  • haha same here

  • DAYUM! That voice was terrifying xD I was expecting that annoying english voice, but NAH. But the video was funny xD

  • the first girl looks like the joker

  • umm its better to dye ur hair black

  • i love the narrator! xD

  • lmao stopmiling dear.

  • lmao the narrator is jokes

    lol i like