Unlikely Things to Hear on a TV Election Debate - Mock The Week Series 8 Preview - BBC Two

[CaptainAndyman]

Milton's "Hullooo" gets me every time! XD

[Kaynas1988]

How about ''Nick Clegg, you are the weakest politician goodbye''

[WoodymanTHEJ]

"Hello, my name is Nick Clegg & I know what I'm doing."

[x1LastSoulx]

could anyone explain the floating voters joke please? :)

[gconneely92]

They need more order on who's turn it is, perfect example at hte start they both walk to the mic oblivious that the other guy is

[greenguerrilla]

1:48 unfortunately not funny in U.S.A.

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@greenguerrilla Or anywhere else, really.

[Davin0]

he's not the messiah, he's a bloody funny man

[oFolzy]

lol I love Miltons little entrance at 0:38 XD

[ABIGVENOM999]

i was going to say something funny... but fuck it

[fragilepaper]

Oh how times have changed "nick, it won't be you"

[TheMuslimStoner]

0:28 HAHAHHAHAHA

[thomas5070]

Hallooooooooooooh!! :D

[SweetACAforever]

floting wota? 2:20?

[thomas5070]

@SweetACAforever floating Voter...

[TheJaaackHPlays]

"I am the messiah... And the Queen, is a biscuit!" LOL Milton Jones you funny man

[hannarino]

Press one as well after you've pressed eight XD

[JinX1Ph0b1a]

i think that crowd is dying because they dont laugh at anything

[Youdontlikemetalomg]

Patrick Kielty is not funny. How is called a comedian?

[AWOwns]

@Youdontlikemetalomg At least he's not Jack Whitehall.

[saamtaylorr]

@AWOwns but jack whitehall is nom!

[hudson684]

"by letting the week die" - Newt Gingrich 2012

[Bertie1Wooster]

Press *8* again and again...

[MaxONEFIVENINETWO]

I don't find Milton funny :(

[the3rdjoker]

that thrid one may not have been heard in England but I could easily Regan saying that

[UnknownUserName4267]

The first joke from Patrick Kielty is brilliant.

[Papped1710]

The Queen isn't just a biscuit. She's a Duchy's original biscuit

[pipkin98]

I AM THE MESSIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLOLOLOL

[Follovvth3dream]

Halooooooooooooo

[samarhigazi]

Some of the best jokes!

[mgblue]

@samarhigazi really? well im glad i stopped watching cus they were shit

[TigerWalrus26980]

After hearing Milton's first joke, I really fancy a Boost now!

[redisforever007]

Hugh would make a wonderful dictator!

[TheFallenPersona]

Is it strange I can tell what episode it is just from Milton's shirts?

[Daftbananana]

@TheFallenPersona i want them 0-0

[popazz1]

How do tell when a politician is lying? Easy,his/her lips are moving,barrump-bum!

[satskify]

Its the queens birthday! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a bicuit, milton jones thinks so too.

[StaraziaSelin66]

2:04 no he's not! he's a very naughty boy!

[TheHHAddict]

Russell does 'BRING ON THE WALL' better than Anton does... Russell should take over!!

[convictPKlol]

I hate how the two top comments are basically boring cunts retyping the jokes to get a top rated spot.

[chelseafcrocks82]

I am almost certain that was a floating voter.

That was brilliant. He came up with that literally in the space of three seconds. Go Hugh!

[DarbyLJBJR]

the truth

[joethehero2]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

[littlebritan]

200,001 viewer!!! xD

[peaco1000]

The boost gag is out of this world.

[ilikethecoke]

"The Truth"

Hilarious, but, sadly, too true

[MarinahFish]

Miltons crazy. I love him <3

[rockingrocker347]

milton is stoned for sure

[kdjdshfaej]

I love Milton Jones, even though he is mad c:

[hyperactivemonkey95]

"heloooo, I'm the messiah! And the queens a biscuit!" *floats away*

[mistie710]

@hyperactivemonkey95 Strange how David Icke keeps cropping up on these shows...

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@hyperactivemonkey95 "I'm almost certain...THAT was a floating voter." Was my fave bit of that...

[aaimp]

the truth

[dementia2142]

I love Milton. He is just......Too Epic for words. That smug little grin after the Boost Joke, the originality of the messiah joke.

[lazyguyzguide]

milton has kept hold of that boost joke

[yognaut619]

'The Truth' LMFAO, the comics on this show are genius!

[CrocodileRocker]

Milton's first line was just fantastic.

[ellenmelon771]

I'm almost certain that was a floating voter.

*Milton's splutter*

XD xXx

[EragonFiresword]

Russell Howard is hilarious! You lot should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Sparkoda12]

1st Frankie then Russell this show SUCKS now (apart from when Milton is on)

[bughawangsoro]

0:05 = someone has just climaxed.

[astroboirap]

rusell howard is sooo not funny it makes me angry for some reason :s

[JamesParkersStuff]

@astroboirap I actually feel the same way!

It agitates me because another talented comedian could have occupied his spot instead.

[astroboirap]

@JamesParkersStuff i know, he's hogging up space with his unfunny quips. and the worst thing is he delivers lines in such a smug ass way, it looks like he think he's gods gift to comedy. when in fact he's just excrement.

[JamesParkersStuff]

@astroboirap He's 'okay', which in my opinion is not talent. Anyone can be funnier than him should they try, I know many people; I fail to understand why he's part of this show. It would be more logical to get somebody better to take his role and therefore increase show rankings.

[TomFynn]

When they do "Things we'd like to hear on an election debate", The Truth should be first.

[seanjosephhayes]

What the fuck was Milton's last joke about....

[Georgeous129]

@seanjosephhayes to be fair, it IS an unlikely thing to hear on a TV Election Debate. i actually quite like Milton Jones as a comedian but i'll admit i didn't understand what it was about

[seanjosephhayes]

@Georgeous129 So is frobblysdfjnsodjfnsjdnfzjdfnsh­fsb but that's nowhere near funny either... You'd think he was trying to make a bunch of 4 year olds laugh with that joke.... Wasn't funny in the slightest not even in the category of stupid humour..

[42blondemoment]

@seanjosephhayes is there a category called "stupid humour?"

[seanjosephhayes]

@42blondemoment There should be for that joke...

[42blondemoment]

@Georgeous129 oh for god's sake, it wasn't ABOUT anything. He was being a bit surreal.

[CharlieSqd]

Halllooooooooooo

I am the mesiah..... :DDDDDDDD

And the queen... is a buscuit!..... *swims away*

I am almost certain that was a floating voter.

LOL

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

Bring on the wall!!

[scotkid100]

Milton reminds me of my chemistry teacher O_o

[IRONHORSE11M]

"Nick... its not going to be you" was my favorite joke.

[TMan5636]

"The Truth"

great start

[PunkiKidd98]

Milton is a fucking LEGEND!

[TheSicInMe]

hahaha press pause, then 1, then 6 then 8, then 7. its fun to make stories:)

[JennyEllenNelson]

Wow. Russell looks so HOT

[jackbadboy1996]

@JennyEllenNelson get a life

[JennyEllenNelson]

@jackbadboy1996 got one thanks. Thats how I'm typing, you can't type without a life... :)

[phoenixfriend]

Hugh at the end was brilliant!

[treesaretall8o]

and the Queen is a biscuit...

[dar3keternal]

@treesaretall8o true dat.

[poppylwood2]

keep pressing 6 then 7 really fast and milton and russel will become 1

[poppylwood2]

if you press 3 enough times it will sound like milton is saying shoe

[IAmTheMohawkWarrior]

Keep pressing 8 xD

[bananaspoon2]

top way to get a top rated comment copy one off the jokes preferably a funny one (so not one of Andy Parsons)

[jman280292]

@bananaspoon2 fail...

[AaronMatthewEvans]

I have one. "My multiple personalities erase the need for a multi-party system."

[TripleWalkthroughs]

0:03 what do you know? he managed to pull off a frankie boyle!... too ba it was only once.

[50joshie]

if your mum is she will lol mark watson u rock

[Santorini1212]

"How will we shorten the waiting lists?"

*evil glare*

"Simple, by letting the week DIE "

XD amazing!!!

[caroegc]

@Santorini1212 weak*

[puranappu]

@Santorini1212 u mean 'weak'

[Santorini1212]

@Santorini1212 *weak

[Santorini1212]

@Santorini1212 Everyone i'm well aware that it's weak and not week. sadly i didn't notice my mistake until after i posted :P

[ianwilson2007]

@Santorini1212 pretty amazing that you got so many thumbs up without knowing how to spell 'weak'

[Santorini1212]

@ianwilson2007 probably because most people aren't assholes and let it slide since it was obviously a mistake

[TheCasey73]

@Santorini1212 yeah seriously, who the fuck cares about spelling? this is youtoob after all.

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@TheCasey73 People who care about the English language. Spelling and punctuation hold this language together.

[TheCasey73]

@slightlyinsaneFTW On the subject of punctuation, what the hell do two dots signify? Example.. Is that a lazy "...", a lazy "." or some sort of hybrid?

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@TheCasey73 It doesn't mean anything as far as I'm aware. I think it's just a common typing mistake, but it tends to be a lazy "..." rather than a "."

[mrfreekick1992]

@Santorini1212 it's actually weak

[Santorini1212]

@mrfreekick1992 yeah i know :P

[j0gan673]

@Santorini1212 The week? I think you mean the weak.

[j4cko56]

@Santorini1212 weak...

[airsoftIreland602]

@Santorini1212 You misspelt weak.

[CGWW]

Unlikely Things to Hear on a TV Election Debate

....The truth.

[IExpectedThat]

Who needs a replay button when you can just press eight over and over?

[Lyinginbedmon]

"Nick...it's not gonna be you!"

Well, that was a surprise.

[JoBrosFan231]

2:00 LMAO!

[88RANDOMDANDOM]

"the truth" LOL

[SlayerDarth]

@88RANDOMDANDOM The irony ot if all x]

[krenforth]

1:59 :L

[bumheadization]

Disliked. Wheres Frankie?

[whoopdedoop1212]

milton is brilliant

[shortstack251]

Milton's a nutter

[ellenmelon771]

@shortstack251 But we <3 him for it. xXx

[guitarstarforever12]

@shortstack251 you have got to love him ay ya xx

[AmethestPanther]

pause 2:01

[tintiringa]

1:47 Hugh Dennis sums up Tory policy in one sentence.

And all the Lib Dem piss taking from Andy....those were the good days when Lib Dems being in power was an absurd idea.

:(

[5Oblivion]

how will we shorten waiting lists, by letting the weak die.......

[samtheman485]

@Sakura9406 well....sort of but just to fill up the rest of the cabinet

[carrotfacestudios]

2:01 = truly comical face

[psybonchu]

What IS Lembit Opik's real name?! ;-)



[kitaarmes]

Even before the first guy said his bit... I said the truth :) wEiRd HuH :/

[Krentzifier]

Why does the 2 funniest lines have to be the highest rated comments? Just ruins the video.

[Feodaran]

@Krentzifier Because people quote the funniest lines in an attempt to get in the top comments, and too often they succeed. Still, it beats making it to the top comments with a joke like "13 people are floating voters".

[inubaka13]

"Hello," said David Tennant, "I'm the Doctor."

[drsheldoncooperftw]

things I love more than mock the week:

[sij747]

@drsheldoncooperftw sex and masturbation!

[TMan5636]

Miltons a flipping nutter, but thats why we love him

[neilmcneiler]

Unlikely things to hear at a TV Election debate: "the truth".

Ha Ha. An instant classic.

[Atvishees]

By letting the weak... die!

Well, at least they have health care, America.

[BotheringTrees]

I honestly thought "the Messiah" was doing a very poor Elton John impersonation at first.

[TheLaceratedSky]

The first one had some punch XDXD

[AmbientMaster]

Milton Jones = LEGEND.

[Supersingh2701]

people at Election take em AWAY

[tradmusicaddict]

im sorry russell is just so fucking fit...

[GamerInari]

the queen is not a biscuit! she's a java cake, therefore, she is a cake!

[Deathriken]

@GamerInari its jaffa, not java

[GamerInari]

@Deathriken oh my bad

[pinball281]

a giant boost would be fucking awesome

[shadethewolf2]

*says quote from the video i just watched*

[CorvusCorone68]

@shadethewolf2 hahaha yeah i thought that line was funny too

[lemonsaresocoollike]

THE TRUTH.

LMAO! :D

[JackB16479]

A huge boost YUM

[tiagotiko]

i think this place as a second home, which is why I'm claiming expenses for it. Lool!

[TheHaleRoe18]

how can 13 people not like this video mock the week is the best MTW FTW!

[TekkenFan13]

@TheHaleRoe18 Well said that Hale :) its because 13 people are David Cameron fans or nick glegg :D

[Reaperdoctor]

13 people are lib-dem supporters

[jpjpd]

13 politicians watched this video...

[IrishChuckNorris]

lmfao



[NinjaStarfish94]

BRING ON THE WALL!!!!!!

[Stu3100]

is that cunt Milton actually classed as a 'comedian'?

[NinjaStarfish94]

@Stu3100 Leave Milton alone

[Khanisghen]

@Stu3100 milton is the only funny one on this show!?

[Stu3100]

@Khanisghen

seriously? hahahaha, no way

[forgotmeballs]

@Stu3100 yes

[iloveabba100]

I LOVE MILTON JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chloooeeeee13]

pause at 2:01 HAHAHA

[tiagotiko]

1:52, hugh looks like a serial killer

[tiagotiko]

Milton Jones is a legend, with his messiah joke, and the floating voter joke,i nearly laughed my head off

[tiagotiko]

Milton Jones is a legend, with his messiah joke, and the floating voter joke,i nealy laughed my head off

[Draxzonyx8472]

A great first joke by Patrick Kielty: "The Truth". Great ending too, floating voter. Legends!!

[yatter1]

russell howard isn´t quite as funny as my haemorroids.

[IoEstasCedonta]

"David, it could be you. Gordon, it could be you. Nick, it's not going to be you."

...oh, how little they knew...