Harold and Kumar guantanamo bay: square root of 3 poem

[Evilacidfunker]

'U fucking tool' pulls it back from bein one of the cheesiest moments in cinema history to one of the funniest

[3jostein]

So romantic lol

[Lbforeverr]

what does the poem mean???

[Mani3e]

@Lbforeverr Kumar is identifying himself a square root of a three. Square root of three is an irrational number (1.7321...) with endless decimal points that form no pattern whatsoever. If you multiply sqrt of 3 with another sqrt of 3, the sqrt cancels, and what you have is the number three, an integer, a whole number. Kumar is saying that this girl is his other sqrt of three that makes him a "whole" person.

[staringdowna45]

it's between "quiet, anus" and "Guantanamo Bay, where we'd be forced the suck Big Bob's, fat dick!" for my favorite line from this movie

[Crash321]

Fantastic poem. :)

[forrestfire1012]

@Crash321 NO ITS SUPPOSE TO SUCK! VANESSA DOESNT FEEL BETTER! YOU HAIT IT! :D

[shaswatmishra1]

awesome!! wy din i get dis b4!!!

[spore0808]

haha quiet anus

[Hobbes1025]

"quiet anus!" 

[KNOWtheLEDGE17x]

thats going on Face Book right now! lolx

[dancb2121]

yeah!



[Sscarecrows]

is it anus or einus

[TwistedKRN]

@Sscarecrows Anus.

[asdfxVianca]

a beautiful poem ruined by "quiet anus"

[psptubeist]

What IS the square root of 3?

[xlegendaryLx]

@psptubeist 1.7321

[thelahcen1]

:D quiet anus :D

[doula2010]

They met in school and he is really smart. He was changed when he helped her

with some math problem she couldn't get. She got him relaxed with ..... check out

the movie!!!! The sequel was better than the first..Danneel Harris was great in it.

You will laugh even if you don't think you will!!!

[twitchscapemovies]

this is the best poem ever written, i love it andi fucking hate poems...

if you dont like this poem then,,,,

QUIET ANUS!

[MrLynix]

This would only work of girls who know maths lol. Anyone else...... well they would probably  think you were calling em fat.

[4lifetito]

He is a fkin tool

[ROHITVIJAYSHARMA]

Girls only say yes to money less lovers in movies! Real life is pretty harsh.. But yeah, very good poem and wants me to go back to my books.

[IPawnt]

QUIET ANUS

[rabbll]

@IPawnt every time i laugh so fucking hard!!!!

[vgdude999]

00:49 ftw

[PVumbe]

AMAZING POEM!

[trevor11596]

you fucking tool

QUIET ANUS!!!

lol

[AbakanPictures]

this poem is genious. its so smart, and also really cute. its got just the right balance of logic and that sappy stuff girls like.

[CloudStrifeThe1st]

This poem makes me wanna learn math. It's possibly the sweetest thing ever put in a movie, though I welcome counter-examples

[TheAlaskan42]

amazing freaking peom

[123er567890]

0:48 lol

[MaestroAlvis]

This is such a beautiful poem.

[GlorifiedTruth]

I've never seen this movie, but man, that is a VERY good poem!

[Nirvanalove1]

"You Fuckin tool"

Harold: "Quiet Anus"! LOL

[alZiiHardstylez]

Must've spent hours memorizing this poem. :P

[TheADN777]

wht is the name of this movie????

[Rockzalo12]

sweet

[5discchangers]

collest poem..eva 

[ballerkid0721]

quiet anus

[mko1okm1]

i thought all that weed would make his memory bad n he would forget the poem

[wearecabbages]

Quiet, anus.

[Kongol1000VEVO]

I love the Ending!!!!

If it was made to convince you to watch the movie..

You got me.

[microtechnology]

:') wow, thi spoem is breath taking. I really like it. :D

[DatTranRulz]

what a clever poem, makes all sense with the maths haha

[headsh0tdELuXe]

"quiet anus" hahahahaha

[thomodachi]

@headsh0tdELuXe hahaha I didn't notice harold said that until you point it out

[anderrsss]

We were forced to suck big bombs fat DHIIIICK!

[LDsailopal]

you fucking toool

QUIET ANUS

lmfao :)

[0Saaint0]

This is A FUCKING SIIIIICK POEEEEEEMMMMMM!

[churroke]

that is so sweet.

[antoniobetts69]

This is probably the best poem I have ever heard. It is so sweet and the fact it uses math is great. And her amulets incredible. I love the movie I bought it. Quiet anus owns.

[atph120890]

Quiet Anus...... LOL

[McV4y]

quiet anus.

pwnt.

[trevgreg2]

I do find it funny that he can remember a poem he wrote years beforehand word-for-word.

Yet again, I suppose it is a movie!

[Xilokiir]

That was the COOLEST poem ever.

[3m0g33k]

God, that is so sweet. I tear up when I see it.

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

I LOVE MATH

[xxDarKkSpArrKzZ]

QUIET ANUS

[china4151986]

that poem is sick and the guy saying your a tool is the funniest shit

[tintinjokes]

why is all the videos about this have disabled code

[ThePur3z562Channel]

lol quiet anus

[61alejo61]

the girls fine

[ThunderButt510]

you fucken tool xD

[lFlash4]

@ThunderButt510 dude, shut up, ur being a hater and that's synonymous with a tool

[evaldez16]

quiet anus lmao

[boniface1158]

u fucking tool lmao, itd be waaaay to sappy for a harold and kumar movie if tht wasnt in there lol

[gracehfung]

haha QUIET ANUS.

[ynot4tony2]

The poem was geeky as hell, but quite clever.

[tommymelia]

is it sad tht i learnt this? haha if ur on to the maths it kinda makes sense

[mistakenluv]

hahaha loved it!

[IzoEasyBlackHood]

prolly the best poem i eva heard...

[chillmatic]

"you fucking tool" LOOOL

i loved most of this movie but this part was lame as shit IMO. except for 'you fucking tool'

[deepsavani]

quiet anus! loool

[MacProooo]

if its this gay, then why are you watching this video.....

[Buntonatar]

Quiet Anus.

[u2beoscar]

well you have a very high IQ

[whotubeitube]

you're a fucking tool

[advent141]

hahaha I dig this =)

[ayobitch831]

No homo but i love this poem and the girl is hella fine

[OGgeorge69]

lol why is it homo to love a poem and think a girl is fine?

[kaziabir1]

hahaha LOL!

[pokemonrockstar45]

@OGgeorge69 cause the queers took over the world

[Chapterhappy]

@OGgeorge69 unless you think she's square root of nine

[kyleeissweet]

dude. this is like the sweetest poem ever... i love it and anyone who thinks it's really cheasy.. think again. <3 :)

[eveliendorien]

we agree with you on the quality of the poem..but about it not being cheesy?

[Kameenah]

QUIET ANUS !!!

[diddykong63]

@kyleeissweet the whole scene is based around it being cheesy man

[oTHESUNWILLSETo]

Very cool movie...

and cool poem !

[ibbyisyeighhi]

lol

[windworp]

guys that was an awsome made ryme and al you can think to post about is quiet anus

[eveliendorien]

hooraay! we totally agree

[edej001]

Because it was funny maybe.....

[eveliendorien]

we don't even think it's that funny, actually

to each their own

[brighterwest]

what a fuckin chode lol

[edej001]

is it just me that finds John Cho strangely attractive?

;D

[eveliendorien]

yes ;)

we kid, we kid...we're sure you're not alone in that ;)

[SykoSaint]

"you are such a tool"

"quiet anus" LMAO

[guesswho2125]

give credit to the writer of the poem, David Feinberg

[edej001]

LOL. "you fucking tool"

quiet anus

[hachi2]

one of the best poems i've ever heared...

quiet anus! =D

[oHsNaP1337]

I think the director/writers should of waited till after Kumar finished the poem to have the guy say, "you fucking tool".....it took a little away from the scene by sticking, "you fucking tool" right in the middle of the poem. Still a great scene though....

[Dino4175]

Quiet Anus :D

[guesswho2125]

this sweet and funny but stupid poem inspired me to write poems lol

[idontlikeuglyvideos]

QUIET ANUS

[CUBFAN152]

wats the name of the song when they enterd the room with the body gards?

lol

nice poem i read it was written by the writes friend in collage. lol

[am221]

quiet anus

[OBeymydreamz]

those 2 + NPH = BINGO!!!

[OBeymydreamz]

awesome

[Adriluc3]

It's really 1. 7320 not 1. 7321... But that won't make it rime... :P That was kind of nerdy... I just wiked it :P AND googled it! xD

[yuxinzhu1993]

its 1.73205081 and the 5 rounds the 0 up to 1 haha

[eveliendorien]

happy to hear our vdo was the source for such difficult and profound mathematical discussion LOFAO

[yuxinzhu1993]

roflrofl

[VoiceOfReasonQQ]

sweet ;-)

[AvAtd182]

it's 1.73205 so it rounds up to 1.7321

[web2baba]

no  its round to almost 2

[timmaylove25]

this poem is very sweet =) i wrote everything what kumar said and read it to my gf ans she loved it :D thank you for uploading this part of the movie.

[eveliendorien]

you're welcome ;) we like it too

[poooojer]

Quiet Anus

[mmmhhm]

I love hearing this poem. It's so simple yet sweet. And it rhymes! A bonus for me!

[CoolCrashKid]

Quiet anus  !!!!!!...lol

[ChrisBrownsWifeeyy]

you fucking tool lol

[ch3nk3n]

Quiet Anus.

[stargazeruk4]

Quiet Anus :D

[kazenokizumi]

Quiet Anus :]

[KevinHam44]

WOW, that's a badass poem!

[PoppinXRay]

lol @ John Cho...Quiet Anus.

[LilKrazen]

LOLOL YAH HAHA

[babijaxx21]

LOL i've never seen this movie, i just saw that danneel harris was in it so i looked it up. how much is she in it? & would you recommend this movie? :)

[eveliendorien]

she has a fair amount of screentime :-)

whether you'll like it would depend on your sort of humor ...it's not for everyone, especially not if you get offended quickly

we liked it though

[babijaxx21]

haha okay thanks :).

i think i'll have to check it out, hopefully danneel's role will make it worth it ;).

[eveliendorien]

sshhhtt don't tell anyone..we watched it for the same reason muhahahaa

[itamarboom]

quiet anus soooo funny

[BubblePowerBoy]

not all the credit should go to the writers of harald and kumar.. because the poem allready existed befor they made the movie, I dont remember who wrote it, but I read it befor.. google it if you want to know.

jet, one of the greatest movies of all time. makes me miss smoking weed.

"why drink and drive home, when you can smoke and fly home?"

[S0cC3rP1mP]

Sorry, I totally forgot what i was going to say, i was just high from smoking weed with the president...

;D

[DoubleOhSevenBaby]

sooo funny

[iamtherealshit]

danneel harris look nice

[Smeknikez]

This is my favorite poem of all times

[WetKant]

"quiet anus"

now that`s a friend

[burrows121]

"Quiet anus" 

Simple, yet genious :D

[octoside]

simple? I think not.

[Turismo87]

"you fucking tool...."

"quiet anus"

LMAO

[rashidaq]

math like love always made me yearning to do more

[eveliendorien]

how deep! (and eager LOL)

[williams5789]

quiet anus.

[revster9]

you fucking tool.

[Gangstabob716]

lol i gotta say that to my math teacher

mayb she'll give me an A...

[chanelBC]

i love this poem

its not really lame

i really sweet

[forevertaintedsoul]

it is so beautiful, i actually cried at this poem... but math always makes me tear... its sweet

[Ryuukensei]

the scene u didn't showed us was funny!

[simpleadams]

1.7321???

[ethioKid3000]

type root 3 in a calculator

[teeelo]

lol

[roc5city8gunner5]

"you fucking tool"

"quiet anus"

BAHAHAHHAHA XD

[eveliendorien]

so we guess this entire poem can be summed up by commenting "quiet anus, you fucking tool"

How questionable

[sonomafiosa]

LOL ... yes, it can be.

Quiet, anus. =D

[kertail09]

dumbass guy: you fucking tool!!

harold: quiet anus but sounds like "penis"

hahahaha :]

[legitgm789]

"You fucking tool..." "Quiet anus."

LOLOLOL

[billma12345]

Lmao :52

[vlad3m50]

the movie wasn't extraordinary... but this fucking poem fits me like it was a sign from God :))

[Nikkiberm]

"You fucking tool..." "Quiet anus."

LOLOLOL

[dertyicecream]

its full of marijuana

[peppermintpixie707]

omg this poem is so cute!

[PixietheRockstar]

This is so Sweet..

Hey I'm with you celevive. I love kal penn. :D

[Celevive]

and people wonder why I like Kal Penn!

[missionpupa]

Quiet anus! HAHAHAHA

[superswag]

I love this poem XD

[abo4lyfe]

did you guys know that that's a real poem?

i just looked it up know...

never knew that, i thought they made it up for the movie....guess not.

"You're such a tool"..."quiet anus"...lmao!! haha!!

[AmpedOhAte]

It was really a poem one of the producers for the movie wrote in college.

[cjchrisjames]

COCKMEATSANDWICH ARRRR LOL

[hill5073]

harold&kumar rocks!!!

[cancerbaddylangood]

yay

[cocomocorelax]

"you fucking tool" lol!

[oldpalmtree]

"quiet anus!" *points* lmao!

[Gangstabob716]

dude im seriously gonna say this 2 my math teacher!!

i need that A...lol

[prax0r]

u shouldnt do that ... its a love poem ^^.

[0DjJica0]

Especially if your math teacher is a guy like mine. makes it even more akward lol