Alien vs Predator 2 Poker

[ROBLOXELITE890]

lol i like it when the baby alien starts talking then gets thrown XD

[TheProlim123]

Thats How The Aliens And Predators Started Fighting.....Because Of Poker!

[alexkrat92]

nazi alien and predator...lol

[notsusan]

you know, when the german started, my brain just accepted it, no-problem. like, "yeah, that makes sense."

[Player93xxx]

i think some people need an correct translation from this video ;) i am from germany, my english is not very good but i can tell you what these guys are talking about, because they don't talk about poker ;)! IT'S AN GERMAN FAKE, from two guys who come from "Baden-Würtemberg" where the people speak an very funny german akcent ;D so just klick "okey" and i will translate that from phrase to phrase ;D IF YOU WANT ;)

[b0r3d0n1ine]

I HATE!!!!!!!!!!! these stupid Jokey thing... BUT i had to laughing when the baby alien told him what cards he had!.....OR MAY BE IT WAS THE STUPID GERMAN ACCENT

[TheScrambles1]

@TheAAMJR no they changed because a 71 year old man getting slaughtered by to different aliens would be too graphic

[MarcKrauhausen]

@ScreamingTc Why you dont read disc. there is a translation?

[walker19990]

its in german i can understand it a bit

[BlueEyesWhiteDragom]

Hahahahaha 0:30

[ScreamingTc]

Translation into English, please?

[maniac2society]

i cant stop laughing at 34 sec. predators like ';what the hell is ..., get off me'' and aliens like '' you asshole''' hahah

[zombiegrinder315]

ohhh so this is what happened to the nazis...

[CruuushaL]

Where did you get the costumes to this? :00

[Nzy2011]

:)))))))))

[0oDaMange888]

Auctang!

[D3ADP00LWAD3]

German:

Sie sind ein sach rohe fische.

English:

You are a sack of raw fish.

...And that's all the German I know. :P

[1LbDar]

Чужой шулер))

[Legpuska101]

german language sucks... russian and hungarian rulez :)

[gameer38]

@Legpuska101 je tesó:D

[malum69]

poker? why he holds 4 cards?

[Kirbyguy12345]

What did the little one said

[gameer38]

@Kirbyguy12345 'Have a look into the calendar for waste disposal, you dickhead!'

[Kirbyguy12345]

@gameer38 Hahahahahaha that makes it more funny

[gameer38]

@Kirbyguy12345 XDD

[gameer38]

0:30 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX­XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrBarto96]

So that's how the war started :P

[anomalschik]

WOW! very cool

[biganthony121]

@chrysanthos66 its a chest buster with a small hat

[Jackile1]

Lol

[scout739]

Why the fuck are they german???

[MakoRuu]

@scout739 German sucks.

[deadpoetsic]

@scout739 because they are evil

[BruceOdinson]

@scout739 what leaguage do you think aliens speak?

[Kingopersia]

so you're telling me aliens are siding with the Nazis...I guess we're fucked

[Kirbyguy12345]

@Kingopersia we are fucked

[Leonkaonka]

great

[zerranterg]

this is stupid there speaking in nazi..

[Dante1505]

@zerranterg Yeah, right. Every human born in germany is a nazi, am I right? Retard.

[zerranterg]

@Dante1505 yes everyone who was born in germany is a nazi

[sparkygamer101]

LMAO

[TheStormDeagle]

xD

[stehdschhand]

s aldpapier alder !! Ich hau mich weg, so ein geiler scheiß !!!!!

[skate3barca123]

@obsidius its cinema of the dead i dont know german but my dad know so i ask him lol and @noahwazap its cinema of the dead ok :)

[PureKayce]

german dialect called "pfälzisch" 

[TheBamChug]

My German is kinda rough, but, I get the feeling they are talking trash....

[ATMAnimations]

I want to buy these costumes, how much?

[noahwazap]

@Obsidius101 I think it's children of the darkness

[gamemaster4789]

speak english

[RimshotKiller]

schwäbisch power :D geil ich krieg mich nichtmehr

[jonilammmela]

that litle alien is very pretty:)

[Obsidius101]

hey you guys know the German language whats kino der toten

[RimshotKiller]

@Obsidius101 um...cinema of the dead?

[OHG1997]

@Obsidius101 Are you playing Black Ops?

[Obsidius101]

@OHG1997 yeah lol

[Spocktavian]

So! The aliens and predators were in bed with the nazi's all this time!! no wonder they were able to kill so many jews so fast!

[CSRshufflers]

Those are some excellent poker faces.

[MrDzoniSrbija]

CHEATING !! :D

[asomebr1123]

they betted on who rapes the human

[AthyNa100]

00.29 - 00.37

chestburster: Because you have nothing to live for HAHAHA

*predator throws chestburster agenst wall*

Alien: YOU BASTERD!!!!

[daxydash123]

0:35 for tobuscus

[blackhood95]

ahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhah­ahahhah xD



[armandraynal]

ces bestioles, les aliens, les prédator, ils ont vraiment une langue étrange...

[younggunjohn24]

younggunjohn24

[DemPotatoes93]

lol I like how he says "jfzbfdmsocksixhdndicnsodbrdic­jdkixsnddwbwccjdjesdidifhcdiei­cfifieifirisjsdodixbsiididjxid­osjdrocodnxfncnkxoskzodkxoxodr "

[brotherhood297]

hahahaha 66 people was that little alien but funny as shit man

[JANSULOVSKY]

Yea, english subtitles please....

[adebrysi]

i wish i understood German...

[kosherdillspear]

English! Damn

[Orthropox14]

ballsack?

[snoopy449]

I thought Predators were from Jamaica?! WTF?!?! LOL

[justr3ah]

jebać niemców

[Canisilia]

This is cool.... but subtitiles in english would be nice -_- :I'd LOVE to know what they were saying... but still: COOL VID

[franvarooytube]

:)

[creatures0blood]

lol...somone plleeease make this in english i wanna know what there sayin

[THATGUYWITHTHEGLASS]

Co za Asy!

[tvnewsletter]

kkkkkkkk. Muito bommmmmmm!

[Cause2Just]

You guys know, The original script was Chuck Norris VS Pretator? But no one would pay to see a 14 second movie.

[KhaleoNinja]

Alien CHEATER!!!!!

[missbearlockholmes]

P:" Hey Alien, Imma take the recycling out right quick."

A:"The recycling!?! Dude, are you crazy!?! Play a card!"

P:"Look whose talkin'! You slow as hell, too..."

A:"Ugh, I ain't never playin poker wit you again, Predator."

P:"I could do the compost, too... Dumdidum..."

A:"Drop a card NOW Baghead!!!"

P:"When's garbage day, anyway?"

S:"Check the calendar, bitch..."

[skullja1]

typical friday night

[gogito1234567890]

DAMN germans

[GodzillaFan64]

Does anyone have any idea what they're saying?

[emperornguyen]

@GodzillaFan64

translation's in the description box

[MrNasenpopler]

xD

[saltyninja01]

Xenomorph are from Germany. Lol

[MrMasterOfDesaster2]

Was sagt denn dieser wurm?!??!?!!??xD ich versteh kein wort was der sagt!aber sonst suuuuppppeeeeeeerrrrrr geeeeeeiiiiiilllll!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anderson1322]

@MrMasterOfDesaster2 der "Wurm" sagt: dann guksch halt in den entsorgungskalender du bachel.^^

[MrMasterOfDesaster2]

@Anderson1322 ach so danke!

[5Andres1Smiley2]

the alien kinda sounds like beavis...from beavis and butthead

[higatez]

new it aliens a nazi

[bigmaxXx221]

@higatez Not every german is a fuckin nazi. I'm from germany and i know what i'm talkin about, dude. Please just shut the fuck up. You never have been to germany. Right ? You don't know anything about us. Stupid son of a bitch! You mortherfuckers have more nazis in the USA than we in germany. I hate it when people say just becuase you're from germany you're a fuckin nazi. We hate them fags too bro.

[dazdogman]

@bigmaxXx221 thats so true there are actually more nazis in america

[higatez]

@bigmaxXx221 man i can see why your pissed but im joking. i relise their not all nazi's the only reason people liked hitler is because he promised them he would escape the depression from the tax they had too pay for world war 1, (corect me it i am mistaken) and yes i know the kkk i fuck with them cause their rasists. and i here about how great germany is all the time quite a few of my friendss study it, no offence right?

[bigmaxXx221]

@higatez It's ok, dude. Your right. Sorry for the bad words. I know many american people because i'm from heidelberg (we've an army base here) and they are all sayin nothin bad about germans because they know them. But a few people which live in the US and have never been to germany say that they are nazis. If you watch any kind of film or other media like games you'll notice that the bad guys are the germans. Every time. That was the reason why i was pissed of. But it's ok now.

[higatez]

@bigmaxXx221 they use germany becuase hitler is the ultimit enemy, any1 who is a good ememy who makes a good plot will create a good game, i want to be a game designer so i check this shit out. haha fucking americans, naa man im aussie, we get so much shit, people think we always say gday, ride kangaroos have dropbears in the bush, yowies, have dingos as pets, it a long fucking list, just do as we do, speak in german (it sounds evil no offence) and scare away the little poofs,

[higatez]

and if they are american tell them that all they are good for is supersize me

[wsshun]

LOL

[Novacore88]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[voodazz]

WTF is this German crap?!! Everyone knows that ALL Extra terrestrials speak perfect ENGLISH!! :P

[M44resto]

Un Bratwurst!

[SplatterPenguin]

@M44resto idiot

[MMAGillz]

this is clear evidence that aliens and predators originated here on earth as a secret nazi experiment

[bager69babo]

he supose to be mexican??

[sealionsarecool13]

aliens pissed now maybe the war started on a game of german poker? :D

[CrAzYfIaZcO]

random

[shafoz]

Superior language for the superior race.

[OblivionKnight457]

What's next? PredAliens speaking JAPANESE?!

[yhao1]

The few words i understood were "predator and the humming"

[HunterHecks]

сучарище

[Chr0nixRH]

the part where the predator scratches his mask... the most retarded fucking thing ever

[stupidusername84]

@Chr0nixRH Really? That's more retarded then them playing poker together in the first place?

[bluehorse1214]

I feel bad for that little alien since he was wearing a poker hat and the Predator threw him.

[pjhardy123]

that was awsome

[MrREDNECK4X4]

yo that was fucking great

[mihajlo777]

What a stupid language the stupidest i ever heard !!!

[melbourneXD]

@mihajlo777

lol that is german with a extrem stuttgart accent called "schwäbisch" xDDDDDDDD

one of the funniest accents

[toaster1339]

@melbourneXD hmm....I think the German accent

called "bayrisch" the the creepiest!!!!!

[MrBiffi]

@toaster1339 not an bavarian accent, its an swabian accent :D its so funny in german

[ZIMrocks054]

WHAT!?

[spoleczon]

;) HAHA

[zombiesrcuming4u]

They should have just had them make their growls and roars.

[radenko26]

axaxaxaxaxaxaxax

[tonymac1968]

ebay.co.uk/Designer-Guitar-Cha­ir-made-out-nuts-/260666025483­

[TheSantorro]

oh man  english or spanish but no german

[Tobix1234444]

haha alien cheater

[crazyrunner1000]

lol

when the small alien was on the predator he was like wtf get off me u bitch

[horseturdsontoast]

why are these aliens german?

[ExMarKaSpoT]

english please

[artman4444]

Ich bin ein Predator!!! Go Germans!!

[naruozo]

@artman4444

ich alien

[ixelu]

where did the alien learn german?

[SpLAxDesigns]

@ixelu 

it knows Hitler

[TheBallowner]

@ixelu Arnold thought them ;D

[momomatte]

@ixelu Aliens are from Germany dude!

[SadamYT]

@momomatte Aliens are from Switzerland, but still - they know german very well!

[artlthepolarbear]

@momomatte no wonder they're so efficient at killing

[thepredatorwinner]

@momomatte their not just learning germany

[arfhanisbest]

@momomatte really!?? i thought they were from outer space

[theemporour]

@momomatte seriously

[Cloakanddagger200]

@momomatte DUUDE WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE GERMAN?! ^^

Their swiss, I was in the Gigers museum (alien creator) in his home town gruyère, switzerland. (im swiss and i gotta tell you that the alien is our pride and joy :P)

[PandemicRevelutions]

@momomatte Yea, and they wear like these horrible leather pants and drink be.. oh wait..

[Counterboy66]

@momomatte :)

[ante13portas]

@momomatte ja stimmt^^

[mriaborat9]

@momomatte aliens are fake

[maidenizeyou]

@ixelu LB-426

[MRX31605]

@ixelu aliens and predators speak every language in the world including native american.............

[Scherenmann]

@ixelu

They learned it on the Star Trek Nazi Planet.

[bojnicancan]

@ixelu In Berlin ?

[Fleedling]

@ixelu ALIENS ARE NAZIS!!!!!!!

[boo3081]

Predator was called a dickhead

[grivus98]

lol... alien joca poker cu predatoru ... puiu alinnului este aruncat de predator iaralinu sare la predator . Si asa a inceput razboiu vati prins

[pitbula96]

lol now I know what language they are speaking loLLLl

[TheVoidist]

dumb... germans suck

[MajorLeagueMods]

@TheVoidist No you suck piece of shit

[ffcloud34]

@MajorLeagueMods you guys be trollin'

[shadowforcehawk]

how they do this

[andyszczubelek]

better without language

[Rapster70]

it sounds like polish backwards

[Teufer2]

was ist das für ein dialekt?

[bluerisk]

@Teufer2

Schwäbisch (Swabia)

=> From Suebi or Suevi, an Elbe Germanic tribe whose origin was near the Baltic Sea

[WeegeeMastermind]

u cant read predators poker face O.O

[schokistange]

mit dir zock i nümme predator xD

[ieotos]

man that predator is pretty buffed up bulky  lol

[buttermywaffles]

my german isnt good enoughtto understand that.

[foomidins]

lol germans sound so retarded

[DanielLatinAmerican]

@foomidins english sound retarded

[foomidins]

@DanielLatinAmerican not quite exactly

[TomoVenta]

"Wann ist eigentlich wieder gelber Sack *grübel*" :D ROFL

[giggafett09]

lol funny

[tivo4545]

Lawl o Lawl at the chest burster

[CuteLadyOfMetal]

hay nooo porke hablan xDDDD aleman ja ja ja

[NEKROBAT666]

This is better than paul andersons abortion film titled avp

[speedtree]

they have a conflict because of the garbage.... not realy funny in german, belive me.

[angielaleona]

..te amo depredador....te amo.......sueño kontigo.....¡¡¡¡¡¡