They so want you to say it in THEIR order! One day I said "Can I have a grande vanilla latte with soy milk?" and she was like, "OH you mean a GRANDE SOY VANILLA LATTE"?!"
Jake Johanssen is the one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen. I love his delivery hesitant but natural as if he's making it up as he's going along. I saw him do a corporate gig where he had 6000 people crying with laughter - some feat as corporate gigs must be one step away from nursing homes for comedians. He gave me his CD once - I think to make me go away as I was bothering him while drunk. I'd recommend buying it but if you can force a free one out of him then even better.
this dude is not funny. tired unoriginal material plagues him.
bipolarbear27 7 months ago
4 minutes on starbucks...thats impressive as hell.
unpuercofeo 1 year ago
I always just say small, medium or large. Fight the powers!
katinaanimator 1 year ago
Whenever I go to Starbucks I get the large vanilla milkshake.
Or if I want tea, I order ice tea. Then when they ask me what kind, I say normal.
greg5566 1 year ago
hahahahahah
nadiariar 2 years ago
So if I drink Starbucks... my penis will be tall?
Stovepipephilia 2 years ago
haha
"That's one small penis you have..."
"Well obviously you never went to Starbucks!"
sirLEVITSKY 2 years ago
Nervous ..scattered ..funny, made me laugh!
79objective 2 years ago
Jake is one of the most original guys in the biz!
wearedatone 2 years ago 5
They so want you to say it in THEIR order! One day I said "Can I have a grande vanilla latte with soy milk?" and she was like, "OH you mean a GRANDE SOY VANILLA LATTE"?!"
Whatever bitch.
starshapedpickle 3 years ago 2
Hahah! You made my day :D
mushbah 2 years ago
lol re the short cup: "Yeah, that's coffee...I'll have some."
gilesgoatboy 3 years ago
I love Jake!
fruitofspirit 3 years ago 2
Jake Johanssen is the one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen. I love his delivery hesitant but natural as if he's making it up as he's going along. I saw him do a corporate gig where he had 6000 people crying with laughter - some feat as corporate gigs must be one step away from nursing homes for comedians. He gave me his CD once - I think to make me go away as I was bothering him while drunk. I'd recommend buying it but if you can force a free one out of him then even better.
svladtheimpaler 3 years ago 10
He may be nervous, but he's got good jokes!!
DanielGardner 3 years ago
Ehh, I think he's supposed to act like all nervous. I don't really think he's nervous at all. He's been on television for many years.
ChallengeDK 3 years ago
that's just his presentation style.
skunnyo 2 years ago
painstakingly unfunny? you think that?
perhaps you think dane cook funny.....
injodhpur 4 years ago
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PAINSTAKINGLY UNFUNNY
maxbatt 4 years ago
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painstakingly unfunny
maxbatt 4 years ago
three diffent languages...and they all mean big.
hahahhaha
<3
taylliee 4 years ago 8
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funny, cause lewis black did the same joke
well similar
starbucks across from a starbucks
zero001200 4 years ago
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Funny, but I wonder if Starbucks is paying him.
scort8888 4 years ago
One of the best stand-up comics. Period.
jwolf8609 5 years ago 23
You can't be serious.
KiittyCupcake 1 year ago