Hackers (1995) RE-EDITED

[briobajista]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROLF

[jamezallan]

load of pish, insult to a good movie!

[jjjooommm222]

Is this cool or not? I can't tell

[MrLops22]

as it is called the music? 4:26

[briobajista]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nicholasperry56]

leet shit. angelina jolie's tits btw

[animaulet]

Much better than the original, thanks!

[Kaminoraiu]

I lol'd. And I share'd.

[j0llell0j]

hahaha I thought it was brilliant :)

[kenpachii100]

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[opikhvikers]

gak jelas bngt not like this swt --"

[Draknfyre]

Actual nipples? I thought she was wearing a bra.

[moseskiiza]

that plane crash sound effect you sliced in there is pumpin, what software you use to generate them, or you write that sw yourself, you eleet motha youu

[crushkill]

@moseskiiza , i use a collection of sine wave generators and filters / compressers

[BrujoSabio]

wtf!!! D: akjajkajkakjajk

[frenchpet]

Man that's an epic song fucking cyberpunk/hardcore track yeah !

[TheKriskooooooo7]

Fuck You ;)

[teslaglobal]

Watch Hackers its such a bunch of Crap. This is fuckinhg funny shit. Awesom sound effects.

[ckeck]

WTF is this? ROFL...

[RenatoUrbanoGomes]

cool :D

[EgyptUnderGroundArmy]

Only sick people would love something that horrible

[cyberjackcyberjack]

Hacking in the old days was much more fun, with dial-up's & PBX's. All real hackers have gone underground. and all you will find are stupid script kiddys

[nautilis]

haha i remember this from years ago, classic

[happygamestvfun1]

Good movie, howevery it was so fake, i compleasly agree, whast up with the 3d space interface?

[TheBlackB0X]

Whats the name of the techno song you have playing? Not the orbital one. Closest I could get to a Youtube was Laf-o, but your credits are kind of vague.

[crushkill]

@TheBlackB0X , laf-o is the artist. he happens to be a friend of mine, you can see his myspace page ; just google "laf-o" and his myspace is one of the first results.

[decapattack]

Hackers? A good movie? C'mon!

[TheDailyNewsPost]

wow

[PashupatiFR]

Stop doing that, that's too funny. People could die laughin' at this! Do you want people to die laughin' at some video you did? Of course not, so don't make such funny videos!

[crazydog99007]

Don't mess with a good movie

[kingduzzel]

@yaponetz Piratas Informaticos Theme Song 

[4hackerman]

hoaohahoahoaohaohaohaohhoa funny effects

[frikiClown]

se nota que a tu mamá la violo un asno y de eso naciste tu...

...pendejo de mierda...

[rapscalliwag]

I programmed this virus using OpenGL 3D graphics engine i programmed in assembly lagnuage. el-oh-el.

[melvinsneezly]

This is the worst remake I've ever seen.

[guily6669]

holly mother of god :P U da hack :P i even turned my tv off, 5star stuff BRO

[jawbraeka]

true to haaxxxxxxooooorrrs everywhere .... prove me wrong otherwise

[Khameleon808]

this shit is fucking cash. i laughed my ass off. good job

[robotwo]

full motion 3D graphics don't have to be big at all just because they're 3D , as long as they're realtime they can be relatively small ... for example TBC's demo "Untraceable" ... that was 1Kb big and had HUGE amounts of polygons in it :/

So if made properly I'm sure that 1.44Mb is sufficient enough.

[alexroll2]

2:19 HAHAHAHA It's very funny

[master120344]

lol!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveTehDuud]

adsf, adsf  FAIL :P

[DSAEY]

hhahahahaha funny !! 5 star =]

[Opalauge88]

I liked him. Ur jealous or something ? And btw: isn't funny at all.

[Warkid1993]

dunno why people are whining, this is funny

[droleniacoc]

ROFL, i couldnt stop laughing

[XEmoShinigamiX]

vaya mierda de video

[assemblyassembly]

wut

[sickoticko101]

is the movie more cool of all :p

[kwaig0n]

farts sounds not really necessary

[tuttleberry]

The plane crash and the crying were great. Then the movie went downhill.

[7saif7]

phail........

[Writersblock39]

lol sounds like the gaurd from super jail.

[ahahafjka]

asdf, asdf , asdf

I like what I'm seeing.

More boobies please!!!

[masterjau]

BTW, I loved the original movie too :P

[masterjau]

This is one of the funniest movies I saw in my life !!

Thanks, dude.

Monty Python FTW

[Dominoes282]

...

[stephiedor]

OMG!!!! that was so random. ppl don't hate me. I thought it was funny and I actually love that movie.

[ciroe45]

lol wtf is with the voice :P

[josnelihurt]

how can I give u a 0?

[ExoSaint]

wow... did I ever give only 1 star before.... this is so retarded, it's not even funny at all

[qloudz]

this is about as funny as aids.

[RaizenToguro]

aids is funny i laugh at your family dieing from it

[ddanopia]

Hackers was a decent movie, sure it was unrealistic, but IDRC. I watched Antitrust afterwards to make up for it :P (and d*mn is Antitrust good!!)

Does every hacker movie end with a worldwide TV broadcast?

Also, you could store the data behind the graphical representation on a floppy then re-render it, but the movie's 3D was most likely completely fake anyway.

[furystor]

omg thats so stupid

[xqyzii]

i want the REAL Hackers movie. Like 120 minutes of a fat guy in front of his computer bootstrapping his own C compiler in brainfuck.

[set972]

CAN YOU BOOTSTRAP ME ?

[HitmanSmiles]

Personal attack on the video maker FUCKING DIE YOU SUCK RUINED THE MOVIE FOREVER XD LOL JK BUT NEVER AGAIN PLZ the hackers common lol

[MoNoXiDe1029]

*sigh* you and me lucy , were gonna show them baby

[d2deo]

where?

[xep3haet]

DID HE DIE?

[winfr34k]

No.

[w0smith]

"co-sysop"... there's a term I haven't heard for a while. Anyway Hackers is the most scathingly accurate representation of network security expertise to ever grace the screen.. Super hackers always skateboard around their evil glowing server rooms in trench coats. but they screwed up casting Angelia Jolie - way too ugly to be realistic as a hacking chick.

[thehackerivica]

hahahahhaa

[RaizenToguro]

hahaha best movie on youtube i laughed from the start to the end

[lsouzabr]

stupid shit!

[ASCII808]

Damn what a poor film 5/5 stars lol.

[HckDaPlanet001]

Haaa! Tards..xP

[cyborgtroy]

I was hoping you would just edit out the graphics and replace it with command line shells to make it realistic.

This is just uninteresting.

[TrystyKat]

A small part of me died inside.

[compumaniac0]

cool

[rtsjoe]

DUB THE WHOLE FILM NAO!!!

[Xanderfied]

This is the best youtube video ever.

[CheesyMandez]

hahahaa indeed

[YouMockMe]

I don't know how i feel about this. I really liked hackers but this was kinda funny... excluding all the fart jokes... hoever the part with the floppy did allow for it to fit (the fart, not the file size, lol).

[cratesors]

this is idiotic

[barcode2bones]

lmao "i make shitty magic"

[incarnateTheGreat]

teh raz0r.....co-sysop

[Cizcan]

This video is actually fucking hilarious. It's so stupid and childish, but that's the point. It's great. Two thumbs up, sucka.

[Sticky1254]

The sound effects made me cum buckets.

[Elevationary]

Which is where hackers were first born,Apple customers were the first hackers,but the apple software was not that secure,Microsoft were drafted in,because of what happened in 1986,a bank account was robbed of millions by an "Apple IIe computer" if only you knew how much ram those computers had in those days,and how fast,they came with two different operating systems,one was called prodos,the other was called Apple disk operating system,i know.......i am old........Microsoft could only run 1 prog

[antiaverage1]

sysop is pronounced "sis-op" not "sice-op" since it's short for system operator... ;)

[000001asdf]

who cares

[antiaverage1]

The same people who care that "char" is pronounced "care" as in "careful" as oppose to "char" as in "char-broiled" but you wouldn't know anything about that

[Dinnissus]

hmm...what!?

[prodigydrummer]

What does crushkill have to do with anything in this vid? Why are you talking torrent sites when you mention o day 1:1 ratio?

[euforii666]

ahahha=))

[JiN133713]

This video made me cry, not because he died, but because it sucked so BAD!!

[Marionet92]

woow nice video!!!!! (sarcasm)

recomended for emo's

[lilith2014]

thank you for fucking up a nice movie and taking my time listening to your lame fx... kill yourself

[hackersmanifesto]

L-O-L , wtf is this?

[smc61185]

i worked for this dude in college

[ragdollaugust]

you can't be serious. lol.

[l0rdcompaQ]

AWSUM DOOD!

[Parmenides480BC]

WTF is this shit? The creator of this must of had serious serious mental problems

[jonreeve]

This is infantile.

[captainbryan]

This video is a work of art.

[alexogkalli]

How fucking sad is that? Who the hell would actually watch 5 minutes of that shit? Haha, it made my laugh how stupid it was. xD

[captainbryan]

Protip: That's the point.

[SantaBJ]

Well...thank you for stealing 44 seconds of my life. I feel sorry for those who actually saw all of that.

[ShonHizzle]

Ahh man, I'm arrested....

[666nacirema666]

this was fucking rad

[Underbyte0000]

This vid sucks. You sound like a fucking stalker.

[Volatile1]

Everyone need to get off their pedestal for a minute. Do you think the real act of hacking is hollywood material? Hardly.

Accept this movie for what it is, entertainment, not realism.

Aside from its unrealistic display - I happen to actually like it. Its a semi-decent plot compared to others I have seen, with a fantastic lineup of actors and a great director.

The Matrix is just as unrealistic - but it was a different style movie presented in a different time.

[crushkill]

far cry from movies like 'the net' and 'johnny pneumonic', I happen to agree with you.

[RaizenToguro]

LOL havent laughd so badly in a long time

[xXxELEMENTxXxSFDM]

LoL ur guna get ur pc fuked up if u keep on mking fun of hackers

[crushkill]

i have at least 4 freebsd firewalls protecting me from the melissa virus

[antiaverage1]

More firewalls doesn't equal more secure.

[Twelveinchpvpness]

Dumbest thing I've read in a while.

[Bytewalker]

ROFL

[crushkill]

bitch deserved every inch of it

[superhigh65]

what the hell is wrong with you people this is not hacking, it is a shit video Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ELSE321]

Their Makeing fun of hackers

[globalsmash]

4 me "Hackers should be named "lamers" or "users"

That set of Noobs in film are workin on mac.

Have ya ever seen such a hacker?

[crushkill]

Mac's are based on unix (aka "Darwin") , specifically based on BSD

[antiaverage1]

The original hackers were Unix, then on Macs before the PowerPC came out, then the PowerPC bullshit pushed everyone either onto windows or back onto Unix, then thankfully Linus Torvalds came around and gave us Linux based on Minix, etc. So in short, yes, Macs were part of hacker history, and the ones shown in the film were the ones from that era, so they did get that part right.

[Elevationary]

not necessarily true,part of that is right,you see in those days IBM were at one end of the spectrum,Microsoft were a publishing company in the middle,and apple were a private Corporation on the other end.allot of banks and company's did not want apple to be at the top,because they were a private company,and did not want there software keeping their information private,because they were a young company,Microsoft looked professional,and had IBM to back them up.

[antiaverage1]

Companies (not company's) were using computers for business, not hacking. The IBM and Windows story has very little to do with the early hacking crowd.

[Elevationary]

it has every thing to do with them,the word professional did not exist in those days when it came to operating systems,the word did not exist in any software until windows 98,came out.what has happened today is "linux" has become the new hacking software,i have underground software from third parties,that can read wep keys from wireless networks,which means i can use free internet access,on any wireless network.beat that !!!!!!!!!!!,you cant get any better than that.

[arm4life87]

not on every wireless network only on the ones with WEP 40 bit encrytion, try to hack my wireless network which has an 128 bit AES encrytion. bitch.

[Elevationary]

That would be impossible!!,first of all, i am Irish,you are American,i am too far away to be your neighbor,and second of all,internet access in the states is cheap.people who use other people's internet access,don't take the fall,but whats really scary,and this is from me to you,if you ever see a car out front with a dude in the car,carrying a laptop,it is most likely he is using your internet,using software that cant be bought!!,Me personally am just a inventor.not a hacker!!

[arm4life87]

any one who can can hack my wireless network i will give them props for cracking AES encryption and then they can get a well paid job WORKING FOR CERT.

[Cizcan]

Yeah, and I get hella a lot of pussy for it too!

[antiaverage1]

That's not even close to true. Professional Unix coders were around well before even Windows 3.1, much less Windows 98 and Windows 95... and DOS... etc. In addition, WEP cracking has been around for several years now. Live Linux distros such as BackTrack make it easy, but it's old tech. People are thankfully moving away from WEP and towards WPA, which does not have a nice, easy cracking method. Also, you can "beat" easy WEP cracking by not being a script kiddie...

[Elevationary]

you know its just a word,but there is always some thing out there that know one else knows.i have seen scripts for wep 128,and wep 64,i know some great software that takes about 10 gig of data of wireless activity,and can produce the code,but the problem with this software is that it takes about two weeks to monitor,and a day to decode,you need to leave your machine on with out any disturbance,which is not easy if you suffer from power cuts,which is why small machines like the Acer are handy

[antiaverage1]

Absolutely, especially a handful of small machines running in parallel, but it's still very tedious and you have to ask yourself if it is worth it. Some living in an apartment for several years wanting to leech off of a hot spot might see that as time well spent. A traveler passing through would not. It's all relative.

[TheYouuTubeRipper]

This movie was such bullshit and it's created a whole bunch of wannabe hackers who can't learn UNIX, C/C++, TCP/IP or sockets programming and all it's done is turned them into little script kiddies but who cares. Windows noobies deserve other windows noobs acting like fools.

This, I liked.

[tobiasproject]

bitch deserved every inch of i t

[adultschwim]

This is fucking hilarious. "I wonder if Orbital will be popular 10 years from now."

Btw, wtf watches a movie with Matthew Lillard for realism? Real hacking is boring as shit, the only popular movie with realistic hacks is The Matrix and I believe they only show it during Reloaded.

[oblak989]

hehehehehehe

[KermitTheFraug]

I like the movie better this way.

[kuster2666]

i love this movie

[MontrealM]

lol!1

[doinkerislove]

asdf asdf asdf.... ASDF? asdf asdf!

[Fillazer]

Suck Suck Suck... XD!

[ddensa]

WTF!

What a crap shit!

that sux!

[NEO1928UTUBE]

its is so stupid...

:P

[hyperon1984]

ffs finally someone on the internet who understands how completely stupid and unrealistic this movie is

[miranda4free]

you are just jealous cuz he (zero c00l) is one who could kiss jolie...

[212BLAKE]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[edsexton]

it was fun.

[phantomphreak2009]

omfg!!! i haven't last that hard since my mom shot my sister in the face. litterally! thanks man

[iHakUsrry]

This is WAY better than the original! O_O

[sdaugh7261]

$TF(_) (_) $t(_)P1T |\|3Wb, I 0(_)TT@ 0W|\| (_)

[WhiteSword]

hahaha that kick ass

[TheFrequency2]

Orbital pwns all

[michaelbarnes1234]

thank you! somebody needed to make this, and I'm glad it was you. funny stuff.

[cijumatsu]

LMAO ROFL LOL

[bobbygerkins]

negative comment

[gleepglopp]

WWIV owns renegade

[kck1117]

LOL

by the way, you sound like the dude in One-Third Of The Holocaust....also a good movie

[guywhowatchesvideos]

"I make shitty magic."

Hahahaha!

[DusteDdekay]

You clearly mis-interpreted the idea behind the 3d scenes :)

[bobbygerkins]

this is shitty kevin

[Newkiller]

lol!

[Quivive12345]

*dies from watching video*

[mygawd]

didn't they play this song in mortal kombat also?

[lavorgnabrainiac]

Yes they did. At the end. I dont know what its called but its that typical moment of triumph/redemption type thing

[abstractdragon]

this thread sucks