Denis Leary Wishsticks

[pimps1986]

Denis Leary is the man...lol!!!

[MockingMockingbird]

I love this guy....

[TShadowStalker]

9 people can't fuck to save their life.

[bigjew899]

thumbs up if you are doing wishsticks this holiday season!!

[rogueshdw]

Leary has good taste in "Good" wishsticks haha

[beyonddisturbed]

Denis has a point here...what contribution has Paris Hilton made to society?



[chrisbrown456]

@beyonddisturbed not a motherfucking thing ;)

[zapporius]

Denis Leary for president.

[grokei]

he made a point ;)))

[megatron89j]

so true about Hilton! I mean she does looks like an expressionless bitch

[AntiMTVMovement]

This episode speaks the truth.

[TheCanadianPrairies]

@AntiMTVMovement

What he said about Paris Hilton rings true about other so called celebrities.

[Collegejew629]

I'm doing wishsticks this year...haha.

[10TASMANIAN]

haha paris hilton comment fuckin funny shit

[simozonelayer]

Fish dicks?

[doalisaluver]

John 3:16

And the Lord said "GO SOX!"

[doalisaluver]

I only like 2 Teams

Red Sox & whoever beats the Yankees

[xHighallTimesx]

lol the 8 crazy nights joke was fucking classic man ,.. that was gold

[5K34M420]

yankees fuckin blooooooooooooow

[xX60DemonDrummer09Xx]

Go SOX!!!!!

[ServisSuperheat]

man I've been joking about the irish not fishing during the famine for years and here it is on TV!

[MalfaiteurPirateux]

I'd f $%? lanny barbie and go

Montreal Expos

Now they rule!

[plugs313]

But!!! The Expos are gone... snif snif. miss them....

[Xaos316]

fuck the yankees! dont fuck paris hilton...

[thefirefighter]

u kidding yankees rule and who would fuck paris hilton

[Xaos316]

THE yankees suck, without joe torrey they ain't shit, the Boston Red Sox RULE. GTFO NEWFAG.

[drakeroks911]

I WOULD!

[Spo8]

I lol'd at the "Rescue Me Ratings" wish candle.

[NotGodJustMoses]

@Spo8 I also lol'd at him mentioning "secret evil plans" :P

[powermasterjazz]

I live in New york, and I want Derek Jeter to get ass acne.

[blumetatron]

Denis Leary is derivitive, a theif, a lousy performer and not at all talented, to say Denis Leary does stand-up comedy is an insult to all the real stand up comedians.

Fucking thief, actor, advert doing cunt.

[THEMightyMiniMe]

...>> your either jewish and find this offensive or gay

[blumetatron]

i dont find it offensive at all, i just think its shit. Im not Jewish or gay but thanks for taking an interest.

[alwa7sh94]

yay marlboro lights! thats what i smoke! i feel so proud!

[ShadowoOfBlood]

"She can't fuck to save her life!"

>x-D

[LAdodgers25]

good christmas spirit

[bronzekitten21]

Leary is great as always :) thanks for making us laugh! :)

[playmates101]

Lewis Black would LOVE this (especially the Paris Hilton part). i kinda agree with BOTH of them, she's a freakin' idiot! what IS her contribution to this world besides sex videos? think you can get the censored version of this special?

[meliachild]

Learys the best!

[LAdodgers25]

that was really good actually, i figured this would be stupid

[babyboomboom0029]

LMAO! I love the Paris Hilton bit!

[TheBioMech]

yankees will forever suck!

[Vulture629]

Same with the J-E-T-S. How about the P-A-T-S!!!

[softfelling]

paris hilton is the worst singer actris and whatever the hell else she does she cant do nothing good or right

[mezahatred]

And you, my friend, are the worst gramma-dude ever!

And let's not forget spelling.

[ThatGuy1116]

fuck you grammar nazi. btw u missed a r in grammar idiot.

[golddragan]

I am so sick of "we're sorry, this video is no longer available."

[dangshehot]

i just watched it

[daddyj4]

yankees sux

[duskwalker2]

Note the IRS audit stick. Wonder who that was for?

[naga050]

ha he lit a cig on the yankees suck stick they do suck

[cdfe3388]

HELL YEAH!!! Derek Jeter should be sodomized in hell! Fuck the Yankees!

[Bttscks]

Wow... this is why hardcore baseball fans scare the shit out of me. XD

[jetsfootball]

i would also light i cig out of the yankees suck stick

[Mullahgrrl]

Actually there wouldn't be a potatoe famine if it weren't for the english.

[oOTreFeatJamOo]

LMFAO

[MalfaiteurPirateux]

Paris hilton got BURNED!!!!

[robreed3]

I don't get the whole he stole from Bill Hicks. Since Leary, Hicks and even Sam Kinison all took there act from Lenny Bruce. They are all funny, so shut up.

[ashland1977]

Leary is awesome.

[Filmzie]

leary has always been fucking funny.

since the bloody 90's so yeah he rocks

[superk1515]

haha,funny

[rustyATV]

Hey, Bill Hicks fans, you know what? Bill Hicks is dead! He's been dead for 14 years, he's going to continue to be dead, the better DNA won out; Natural Fucking Selection. There is no "justice to be had, because he's dead, so get the fuck over it! Nobody fucking cares.

[Vulture629]

Truth. Bill Hicks was boring.

[9x00x]

i know man everyone thinks denis leary compied him and i say fuck u....but i say leary is way better

[resident1425]

you actully sound like a comedion ranting about bil hicks

[harlanmiller]

oh my god, that had to be one of the funniest things, i ever read & i agree with you, i'm just saying that was hilarious.

[cdfe3388]

They say similar shit about Carlos Mencia and just about every other successful comic: "Oh, he stole that from (fill in the blank)"

Ever notice how those claims are usually made against successful comedians by wanna-be's who can't cut it? Or how they are almost always bullshit?

Fuck Bill Hicks. Leary kicks ass.

[mutegrab666]

I too get sick of hearing that same old tired bullshit.

[wskbsk]

You can basically say every comedian stole their act from Bill Hicks or (fill in the blank), because just about every comedian bitches and complains about life. None of it's true, and I don't pay any attention to it. Go Leary.

[givemeanickallready]

leary rocks :)

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Big difference between Leary and Hicks (other then which one of them is still breating): Leary is funny. Hicks was smart, but he wasn't funny. Leary had better jokes, better delivery and better energy. Hicks had some good points, but he was a bore.

[Delta1]

Funny how angry some people are out here in youtube land. I thought this was for entertainment, conversation, mutual enlightenment and sharing. And by the way, folk humor which is what this man does is like folk music. There are certain templates that get used, re-used, borrowed and returned.

[jfmedrummer]

amen brother

[TJtino]

HaHa! you guys crack me up with the pointless shit you argue about lol!

Anyways leary is a funny guy even if he did steal those jokes. Makes me laugb

[korncoilevansmack]

i agree w/ you TJtino. who gives a fuck if he stole some jokes. at least it's funny. people do that all the time in the literature world.

[SenorGreenThumb]

shut up ass spelunker!

[mikepeeler666]

Leary sucks. He blatantly stole from Bill Hicks, and nobody has the balls to call him on it. Fuck him.

Wanna know why Leary hasn't been funny in about 15 years? Because his joke writer died of cancer!

[jetfreak4]

Wanna know why you're an incompetent fuck? Because you put down somebody you'll never be half as funny as in your fucking life. Until you can be this funny, stick your cock in your mouth and shut it.

[mikepeeler666]

No, I put down Leary because he's a joke thief. There's ample proof he stole from Bill Hicks. After he stole his jokes, Leary becomes rich and famous.

A lot of comedians hate Leary because of his theft of Hicks' material.

"Incompetent fuck?" Why, for telling the truth?

[unholyangel55]

no ur an incompetant fuck bc ur watching a video on a guy who u hate so yeah wat jetfreak sed stick a cock in ur mouth and shut it

[jetfreak4]

Big whoop. You think all he did was steal from other comedians? I find some of his latest routines funny as hell. You've just got a bad taste in humor. If all he did was depend on other comedians to stay in the game, he wouldn't be doing standup anymore. Comedians are influenced by other comedians, but they are their own identity too. You're an incompetent fuck because you attack people for their weaknesses and blot out their good qualities.

[mikepeeler666]

Man, who really need to chill the hell out.

Bad taste in humor? Not even close.

Leary does not do stand up anymore to "stay in the game." He's too busy making bad movies and even worse TV shows on FX.

Leary's only good quality is that he's Irish.

[mikederda]

as Daddy X of the KottonMouth Kings put it" Paris Hilton I wouldn't fuck that bitch with Madona's 10 children". Merry Fucking Christmas yall!

[louderthanlars]

"My opinion of it went straight to video." LOL!!!

[bosox9519]

aaahhh.....

.. yankees do suck!!!!

[hottie7722]

eight crazy night wasnt that bad a movie... i thought it was kind of funny really =/

[cdfe3388]

FUCK THE GODDAMN YANKEES!!! MAY THEY ALL GET BUTT-RAPED IN HELL!!!

Lifelong Padres fan, and God bless the Red Sox for reversing the Curse and shoving it straight up Jeter's ass!

[cvg1099]

yeah, and the Spankees are gonna keep on losing too since they now have A-God signed for another fuckin decade. Here's to 10 more years of A-God givin it to Derek Jetus (Jesus?) up the bungholio!

[trouble47]

Yes, Denis Has Paris' Number,,, Denis is soo talented...

[SpookyMulder07]

Jankees suck!

[daweller]

The purpose of Paris Hilton? Well, for one, she gave Dennis some material...

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Yeah along with the rest of comedy central.

[Forestman16]

8 crazy nights wasnt a bad movie..it was kinda funny

[kittiekate]

OMG! That is hysterical! He so has a point. What is the purpose of Paris Hilton?! GAH! She's annoying. LMAO!

[cdfe3388]

Annoying and ass-ugly. Her fucking schnoz is longer than I am tall! I wouldn't tap that if my life depended on it. Never mind the fact that she's a pretentious rich-bitch who apparently is too good to do something so mundane as obey the law and not drive while deuced.

[jeanbanahn]

haha finally someone who agrees with me..she looks like if the "home alone" kid made a sex change or something makalauyu culkin

[brent0071]

best 3 minutes and 6 seconds of my life.

[889654]

"Its like a stroke only without the made-for-tv movie."

[warhouse7158]

i want some fkin fish sticks

[krystlerita]

Add "she can't sing worth a shit either" to that list, Denis

Otherwise, completely spot-on

[GinjiMei]

I blame the parents for Paris' fate.

[MonisticWonder]

You know you (Paris Hilton) can't sing worth shit, when a 10 year old (Declan Galbraith) has more fucking talent then you.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

A guy who recently had his neck broken and throat slit can sing better than IT (paris Hilton) to make matterswors It's in toronto shouting "i love canada" Which is bad for me becaus I'm canadian, It loves canada and people hate her and everything IT likes, you do the math.

[GundulaVL]

so fucking true about Paris Hilton!

damn, I love this guy!!

[NamelessFlux]

I need to get me a Packers suck wish stick

[bardcrest]

shingles does not involve loose stool

[GuerillaCatty73]

Thank you Denis Leary for the so-apt summation of that pointless fucker, Paris Hilton ( I can barely type it's name.). This is man's cynicism makes me tingle.

[tshirtjay]

Denis is a fucking genius.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

I got an Idea on how to deal with this shit, have everyone with internet access to ignore everything that has to do with Paris Hilton from now on. How can anyone have more power of fame if no one knows they exist?

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Anyoneone who's a fan of Paris Hilton, I feel sorry for you, because what kind moron worships a girl who isn't famous for jack shit, she can't act, she can't model,  she can't sing, all she's ever good at is getting DUI's and going inside and out side of a jail cell.

[aubs222]

I hate the yankees too haha

[gotombradymanningsux]

i have a colts suck one

[KMchef13]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i love the "Yankee's Suck" wishstick. XD my family needs one of those

[ShandyCoffin]

Everyone here who has just insulted Paris Hilton, have just given her more power and fuelled her 'infamous' status! Can't you all see that? By talking about her, you're only actually bringing her into the spotlight more-so. Ha ha ha. I am neutral on the subject other than drinking drivers. But not only rich and famous people choose to drink and drive. Probably one of the main reasons I want to own a gun. But seriously, if we all just quit talking about her, where would the fame be?

[gayvincent]

I'd say your post kind of kept her in the spot-light for an extra 35 seconds it took me to read through that junk :)

[DragonSkye26]

Paris Hilton is only famous because her parents are rich. She can't act, she can't sing - what talent does she have? Seriously....get serious.

[trustno1]

Yeah. The world sure goes to hell, when someone is paid money, because she has lots of money...that...and of course for being a major whore.

[blackbeltbabe01]

and yet here you are talking about her... in a very long drawn out comment...

[NikkiXfmX666]

god why can't paris hilton just go away she sooooo fuckin annoying and never did anything goo she's a fuckin slut bag whore!!!

[Akewanzi]

Absolutely rt about paris, only famous cuz she's rich, no talent what so ever, the body of an 8yr old and snobbish as heck. It's disgusting that she feels so highly of herself, it's digusting that she doesn't care about anyone but herself, anyone that drinks/drives only cares about themselves.

[Swedendanne666]

fuck Paris Hilton that stupid ass brat

[klanda]

ooooh, how true!!! I really don't like Paris HIlton

[bhussen]

He's not even funny, dont talk about my friend Paris!

[Slipknot808]

Fuck Paris Hilton.

[hollymoody]

I love the one about Rescue Me. Dear Lord, if that show continues for at least another five years, my life will be fantastic.

[BlackFireX]

lol

[Imnottheonlyone]

This cracked me up. Thank you Denis Leary for ripping on Paris Hilton like that. =D

[jzummak]

Does anyone know what the middle candle says?

[mvrck23]

Denis Leary Rocks!!! I also think he could kick Dennis Millers ass!!

[bstevenhaagen]

"What the FUCK exactly is her contribution to this god damn FUCKING world" "She can't FUCK to save her life" what gives? - denis leary - best comedian ever

[bstevenhaagen]

awesome video, my favourite clip from his "merry FUCKING christmas" special.

[jackhammerslam316123]

he can still deliver those bombshells

[DirtyDirtracer2006]

Denis Leary=God,

"She can't fuck to save her life" classic

[moodyjenny86]

Denis Leary is the sex!

[fireablazed99]

YES!

It is about time someone feels the same way about Paris Hilton as me.

XD

Denis is so adorable, I want to hug him.

^-^

So smart.

^-^

[niffnoff]

lmao

[Legion153]

Denis leary rules forever!!!!

[guitarpick2002]

I don't know what's funnier...Denis's Paris Hilton rant or him lighing a cig in the "Yankees Suck" candle. Ha! Thanks for posing this!

[darkhitom]

"She cant fuck to save her life"

LMFAO

Good upload, thanks =)