Science of Sex: Mating

[kevdog223]

thumbs up if you got here randomly from something else!! LOL

[Karza00]

this explains exactly why i can't get laid, non masculine feature, and good dad traits... FUCK NATURE : (

[KookzintehHouse]

.....so the moral is women are whores?

[AlbinoChao]

I fucking hate women, can't wait till human gestation is taken care of my machines so we can burn all their cheating carcasses in a fire.

[Sulfhur1k]

@AlbinoChao u mad bro?

[AlbinoChao]

@Sulfhur1k Yeah I pretty fuckin' mad.

[WarOnSanity]

Ok women need to stop using science as an excuse to cheat.

[rinarinarina100]

Ugly guys get no sex!!

Too bad to the fugly males

[darkfroids]

Guys remember. When a woman u want is ovulating, u gotta look manly :D

[SuperSasuke0000]

thums up if u want the female at the end to show us how to mate

[cpp1]

That's why gays are friends with all the hot girls you're trying to get to fuck in high school! Ain't science cool?

[sasuketiger]

thumbs up if my name is marton!

[galatasaray710]

thumbs up if you think the two comments above me asking for thumbs up are gay and they like to watch a robot having a baby ^^^^

[AlevliTurkGs]

martie have sex with me till the mornings, ohh yeahh....

[Deschrette]

Thumbs up if you did on the top comments.

[ConAndreas]

Thumbs up if you came here by searching for rape pills.

[Lizeera]

The second option should be known as option Charlie Sheen. ;)

[SuddenAce]

Fuck a Woman and move on to the Next....

[lilwinche]

yes humans mate for life.and evolution is fake so wat does it have to with anything

[MsAliciahl]

@lilwinche wow you're obviously stupid, since you are accepting a belief without questioning it, a.k.a being religious. doesn't matter what religion you belong to, i think everyone is stupid.

[KaKaGaNu]

1:19 aroused face XD

[thebloddyzorrow]

How do i post the reaction

[CoonEyed]

What about women who cheat but don't want children..?

[pedsay]

translation: women are shallow and they cheat.

[oracle2world]

What fresh b* is this?

You put on the ring, you stay faithful. Or don't be surprised if your mate feels the "urge" to oft you.

[flamesdemon19]

Part two.Science of sex:buttsex

[infamousmetalmaiden]

this is bullshit

[clovelywindheaven]

IF YOUR GOOD LOOKING PHYSICALLY FIT....YOUR GONNA MATE ALOT...

simple as that...GL folks

[TheIntenseNapkin]

so based on this video.. all women are whores and backstabbing bitches

[Jackson5HereToStay]

@TheIntenseNapkin no.

[SecretBlueNinja]

I'm thinking to myself... how the hell did I get from Christina Aguilera to a robot giving birth to this?

[ThePalaeontologist]

Excuses for sluts...

[Trinityk7s]

so can this count for a reason why you/person is cheating on thier partner?

[jraybay]

@Trinityk7s Well I think a lot of people try to make things more complicated than they really are... but the truth is we have these animal instincts and I don't think we should act like they're not there.

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

They didnt make my version of this video, it's called 'The Science of Rape: Baiting'..

[DaniellaBieberrr]

wtf i was watchin a prank call gone wrong and this pops up

[koolcat410]

@UserNamei5 THE LAST PART OF THIS COMMENT IS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN!!!!!!!!

[onearmfrog]

1:58 - "Possesses good dad trades" - Kisses child on the head, walks away, never comes back...

[iitian420]

good traits, tall, black hair olive skin....WTF, hello we're going to have a baby not build a dell PC on the fuckin assembly line that you need a checklist.

[diamondraskyro]

so where does actual love come into this or does science completely ignore that ability of humans? watching this video has made me depressed about being a human lmao

[bitethis47]

i found out that when my testosterone level rises...women tends to get excited and send sex signals..but often men tend to be intimidated..what is the explantion for this??

[BethanyGoth]

thumbs up i f you escaped here from robot birth giving video

[djkoolkyd]

@BethanyGoth im flattered

[hefhef54321]

@BethanyGoth how the hell did u no?

good job

[wowdoomblood12]

This video is most popular with:

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Great we got perverts on youtube

[LemonatoR32]

@wowdoomblood12 Perverts? This is the internet.

[ChaosDynamics]

Technically men are expendable when it comes to reproduction. 1 man can theoretically have thousands of offspring yet a woman can only have less than 30 throughout their lifetime. Therefore women are more vital than men because men can produce endless amounts of sperm. Men are required by nature to be the more competitive, stronger and attractive because of this. In evolutionary terms, this would ensure a greater probability of the alleviation of weak gene over a few generations.

[ChaosDynamics]

@ChaosDynamics

It could also be seen as natural eugenics.

[jakep1979]

women are sluts!!! and they hide it well!! but I know it!!!

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

Even the East Asian men that women tend to like usually are either "black wannabe" thuggish/street fighter sort or the more classy, rich, intellectual or visibly muscular and more masculine than average by East Asian standards who also have some talent which the female finds to be admirable or interesting.

Which by their own East Asian standards standards they are highest and even then they only manage to "pass" with other races of men. And they can only compare with the average of other races

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

Also I doubt that women would ever want ultra-feminine men. Women are very much likely to choose ultra masculine over the norm vs ultra feminine men over the norm.

Please take this theory with a pinch of salt. If women most often prefer feminine men, then East/South East Asian men would be the bomb.

But that is not the case. What women like in a "feminine" man is combination of softness, complexity, youth, vulnerability along with classiness, mild masculinity and health. Aka emoish white guy.

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

I find that in general, women tend to be rather hesitant in getting close to me. However when there are women who are interested in me, they tend to give off strong "sexual" signals rather than signals of closeness and companionship.

I believe there are two types of looks that women give when they are attracted to a man "lets get closer and be together and act in a sweet loving manner" vs "I want you to hold me and fuck me good"

I tend to get the latter. Which by the way isnt what I want.

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

try this;

spend an entire week being out as often as you can, try going out as much to places, places where you can be long with others, where there are married women likely to come

and then try to be bold, assertive, dominant and confident with your body language.

look at women and make sure they catch you looking at them and see how many constantly turn to look back at you.

out of 30 women, if 7 check you out (with constant long curious deep and turned on gazes) then you are masculine.

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

humans... the biggest fuck ups in the world

[seunketchup88]

@Ocelot152 I was cracking a JOKE. Chill the fuck out. It's not that deep. O_o

[Tim751]

I Have Never Had Sex. I'm 23.

[CARPSPUDPICKER]

Wow, you just learned that women are sluts!

[farvision]

@CARPSPUDPICKER just like guys, enh? Why use such an obnoxious term?

[cannon489]

thumbs if you go to the liposuction after this

[chimonito]

Now I understand bitches, it seems its biology!!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

mating is easy, nice rack, round butt and a bag over the face settles all other problems

[Greekmustard666]

sexy traits ftw

[kiokime]

@djkoolkyd i just did ...hahahahaha

[seunketchup88]

This is some bullshit. Humans don't mate, we FUCK.

[RoseTheYuriFan]

@seunketchup88 they're the same pretty much

[seunketchup88]

@RoseTheYuriFan Animals don't have sex with their pants hanging half way off their asses on top a washing machine during a thunderstorm while their kids sleep upstairs now do they. O_o

[phantomsuccour]

@seunketchup88 lol hahahha

[imyourfather101]

thats why God made STD's

have your fun, but your gonna pay for in one way or another XD

[AlienScientist666]

keep fuckin, there'll soon be no more space left on planet earth

[krumpinSamoan]

fucking sluts. good for nothing but doing the dishes.

[LordKaisen]

@krumpinSamoan whoaa, calm down there dickmongerer

[matchbox2022]

Fuck, if my gf ever cheats on me, she better not send me this video.

[rtradu]

so basicaly we are like animals, am i right?

[linkbetw33nus]

@rtradu technically we are animals

[djkoolkyd]

thumbs up if yu saw that robot giving birth before comming here

[ramarani100]

@djkoolkyd first icud not stop laughing reading ur comment.then i thought better i express it .u r really intelligent.

[xxTHELEGEND456xx]

@djkoolkyd epic win

[chellsea311]

@djkoolkyd thumbs up if the robot birth changed the way you think about robots forever (:

[hannahfan142536987]

@djkoolkyd Haha, 460th thumb. G'job!

[pogo1366]

@djkoolkyd yeees

[heartleebloom3]

@djkoolkyd hahaha.

[heartleebloom3]

@djkoolkyd hahaha

[TMANMAN16z]

@djkoolkyd I love how your comment has more likes than the actual video

[flamesdemon19]

@djkoolkyd Your comment has more likes than the videos likes and dislikes together.lol

[Deejeezy405]

@djkoolkyd LMFAO!

[ZzLacyisadinozZ]

@djkoolkyd LMAO I SO DID.

[Tridario50]

@djkoolkyd lawl I did

[jakejamesgx3]

@djkoolkyd 

[SuperBadfishy]

@djkoolkyd wow f&ck you have a lot of thumbs up

[fragrantsoul19]

@djkoolkyd

o gosh! never saw so many thumps ups on youtube.

[SkwerlBergamot]

so be manly and in touch with your feminine side

[neptunewaxmotorcom]

Check out 'Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker to find out more info. It will blow your mind what goes on in the bedroom or at least what you don't know about...

[Applest2oApples]

You mean a woman's biological makeup doesn't change once they're married?

[SuperDonna888]

I wonder when they are going to say something...something worthwhile I mean.

and they get paid for this?

[ifxman]

I like this series, just don't agree with this interpretation of the human condition. Sounds like a license to be promiscuous. It's a slap in the face to those that hold a higher value for the one we love and commit to. I don't think anything's wrong with it, if you're not ready, don't commit. It's okay to LQQK, we're all beautiful but where's the focus on True Love? Is there no morality or is this too just an illusion?

[KayKay114]

huh...guess I'm ovulating.

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

Well bitch, you can jizz all over the postman but i'm gonna keep the tape in our room so i can leave you on terms of adultery and leave you scraping festering pizza off the sidewalk.

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

Blonde: I have many mating strategies... wait strategies do mean angles, rite?

[nobleteamspartan073]

uhm well then

[thetenzintsung]

im 12 and what is this?

[SeaSparkle800]

@thetenzintsung im 11 and know what it is

[thetenzintsung]

@SeaSparkle800 o snap wats up how r u?

[iitian420]

just think you are preparing for PREMED while u watch such stuff

[cj4138]

lol Discovery I love you but here yer full of sh*t! Super over emphasizing our "drives" ... you effin' scientists, I mean, dude I loooove science, Bill Nye fo' lyfe lol, but you all really gonna talk all smart while the same time saying humans are so wired and outta control? Pshh

[rock3tcat]

So you can't have a faithful wife/girlfriend?



[obbopp]

Let the hussies adopt a cat.

USA females, on the whole, are unworthy of decent, moral, law-abiding honorable males.

[LaBelleMarley]

@obbopp you mean there are such things?!

[MurkCityBeast]

lol why is there a dolphin mating human and a liposuction video in the suggestion box?

[smooshdaboosh]

Sooo, women are naturally sluts?

[ilyLaura1]

i dont care how "official" the video's setup is, or how professional the people sound, or how ominous the music in the background is.

this video shows how fucked up we are, as humans.

"yea so he might have traits like being a good dad, kind caring; but she'll want those guys with other traits like sexiness in order to get GOOD genes"...

WTF

oh im sorry, discoverynetworks, i guess being nice isnt a "good trait".

this just shows how fucked up evolution is and humanity in general.

[LipSyncLover]

what a bunch of bullshit.

people, as usual, just trying to use science as an excuse for bad behavior..

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

@LipSyncLover you know what im not even going to argue with you on this one it's biological and natural. just because you can't get a boyfriend doesn't mean you can go accusing people as using this as an excuse,we are just animals in clothes. the sooner you get that in you're thick head we are not perfect the sooner we can all get along.

[Shmuel93]

@1109mg1 cool story bro

[KeyboardGangster1]

@Shmuel93 I bro ;)

[Smashyonuts]

@Shmuel93 you son of a bitch haha

[nazirdjon]

this program is so filthy. it gives an impression as of animal behavior. no love, commitment. i'm a religious Muslim person, and for me two way Love and Commitment are above all.

[skylinefootball]

@nazirdjon Sorry to burst your bubble but this isn't filth its science and I got a news flash for you humans are animals whether your religion says so or not so tuff shit. Im sick of religion in general trying to take humanity back into the dark ages, if we left all the decision making up to religious people we would still be hanging witches.

[nazirdjon]

@skylinefootball why is it that if a person is religious then he doesn't know so much of things, or why does religion take the person back into the dark ages? Just because you don't agree with something doesn't make you right and others wrong. For me relationship btw a man and a woman is more around love and understanding, sex being highest point of trust and commitment. You don't have to agree with me, or your disagreement is not going to change my opinion.

[LipSyncLover]

@skylinefootball

How fucking ignorant.

We even discussed in church how wrong it was for them to hang witches. And the bible warns against people who take religion and misuse it. Don't point to the pharisees or the cults and then make the illogical assumption that all "religious people" are like that. I'm personally sick of that. You can point to pretty much ANY group of people and say, OH, well THAT person did something horrible. they must ALL be like that. you know what thats called? racism

[NamesBert]

@LipSyncLover No, it's called discrimination.

[FangnclawXD]

@nazirdjon true, there is a sad lack of devotion between ppl now Doesn't mean ya gotta raise ur kids that way, majority doesn't necessarily mean somethings right

[thacorpser]

@FangnclawXD Yeah 'majority doesn't necessarily mean somethings right' could also be said of I don't know.........ALL THE RELIGIONS! Also you said that you don't have to raise your kids that way (refferring to the lack of devotion) implying that devotion is something that a parent should teach their children so by your logic if we go to the first people on earth and look to see why they weren't devoted there is only one answer: god failed, just pure and simple.

[FangnclawXD]

@thacorpser And that means u have to fail too...?

[thacorpser]

@nazirdjon I guess you don't get out a lot huh? But to claim that humans are the only life forms to love is just asinine! It's religion that gives people the right to condescend, hate or kill people for being people! Also how do you consider something god made filthy? You don't approve of his creation? Because in case you didn't notice sex is a very natural thing! It's only after years of conditioning by religion or society as a whole that you begin to see something as filthy or offensive.

[nazirdjon]

@thacorpser all you know about religion is by seeing some actions of people from that religion, tv, or partial reading of the scriptures of that religion. let me know if i'm right or not, then we talk.

[powdrpunkgrrl]

1 corinthians 6:12-20

THAT is the truth abaut sex.

[Lindathemightywitch]

@powdrpunkgrrl wow yes this is true.

[RickRandy69]

does this mean that if your mother was a slut or whore, you'd be the same??

[Ickglaubeshackt]

>> TV Scandal from Germany! Added now!

Translation inklusive <<

/watch?v=mi6lMix97QA

[blueprince15]

....

[keytoafterlife]

@getsilly222

ahaah

get out of here

XD

[maxxbad17]

2:30 LOL I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS GOING TO BANG INTO THE TREE

[StarCassiah]

Audiences

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Hooo lord...

[000Achmed]

Cheating is now scientifically proven - woooooooooooooooooooow

[IGNrewind]

I LOVE SEX

[freshaca3]

2:00 Cya in a few years son! Daddy is gonna get a new mommy.

[DRSteveo44]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker



[jiggles218]

O____O............... Why did I click this!?

[ManUtdCaptain]

A show by women, for women.

[SheeridAlexandra]

great this just gives guys an excuse to cheat.......thats it! i'm gonna be a lesbian

[keytoafterlife]

@SheeridAlexandra

i'll join you

i'm feeling pretty cynical about men right about now

[kkbforizzle]

@VickieMadisen Yeah, what the heck WAS that haha, that's exactly what this was saying.

[jasmina560]

what about gays and lesbians, why did evolution make them that way or what ?

[rideredcr250r]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.......... because I wasn't ovulating!

[bullbuddy1]

i cant believe that dumb bitch thinks it ok for your wife to fuck around because she wants a diffrent man to fuck her and have his baby and leave the husband to raise that little bastard

[jasmina560]

@bullbuddy1 I dont think you need to say that this women is a dumb bitch just say you dont like what she says thats all

[SheeridAlexandra]

@bullbuddy1 nah it just means that women look for attractivness and stability when looking for a partner, obviously she's gonna look elsewhere if her partner doesnt fit both

[oJUDAYALo]

2:31

i wanted him to crash into the tree :(

[mostafa789]

evolution is a scam

[Nekhet]

@mostafa789 True. everyone knows that it´s the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the whole wide universe. Ramen!

[BartmanSomething]

lol.. so does this mean the guy at 0:30 cheated on his wife repeatedly? Maybe the blonde at 1:59 is his wife, and she sucked 27 cocks before cuming on this show. Oops.. I meant coming. BAWHAHAHAHAHA

[PosingAddict103]

this is dumb... if that was true then there would be no such thing as families anymore.. this applies to young people who want fuck buddys

[TheHottygirl13]

how the hell did i get here???

[joshisthebestwooha20]

Leave it to the evolutionists to give us reasons to cheat on our girlfriends...

[punkmusicmetal]

@joshisthebestwooha20 As opposed to the creationists who won't even let you have sex with your girlfriend...

[Nekhet]

@joshisthebestwooha20 Actually seen from aq biological (and evolutionary view) it´s best if you only produce children with one person you entire life. If forexample a man have children with several different women there will be to many individuals who share the same genetic traits. Which is bad, biological wise.

[Bleedingbox]

i only sleep with 2 girls they know of each other don't really like each other but we understand one an other so it works i have no need to look else where or the want to

[Loviekinz]

Yeah,Baby I cheated on you cause I was ovulation & you're not manly enough o.O That's such BS. There's NO EXCUSE for cheating for a man or a woman. And I want a manly looking man ALL THE TIME, not just when I ovulate. I think tall men are better mates cause I want tall kids, but if I married a short guy I wouldn't cheat. You supposed to want kids with the person you love, screw "genetic traits" lol.

[will37373737373737]

How in the HELL is one more masculine and one more feminine

[DevonSYK]

The Discovery Channel Backs Me When I Say This. "Bitches Ain't Nothing But Hoes And Tricks" Not All Of Them Though (:

[georgenield]

it is very boring

[TheNickster2011]

So I guess we can't be let out of the house if we're ovulating? Why not just find a sexy guy that's good with kids? They really aren't that hard to find, are they?

[freakman707]

"Is that what evolution has in mind?" Human being may choose one or more mates in a non committed relationship (paraphrase). Humans can kill other humans for just offending them- or even internet trolling, but should they? And should parents abandon/ leave the next generation of humanity?

[ConceitedOYes]

Garbage........

[giorgios95]

so a chick likes a guy wih a chick face..........ya bs

[utoofunny123]

So don't let your girl out when she's ovulating ._.

[GamerPyk]

@utoofunny123 lol