Funny Newcastle Poem Who's a Geordie?

[starboy3000]

I, being ah geordie dus make it hard t talk t peops online ah kinda hav to translate some stuf t them when they divnt get wat am saying like

[DouglasKew]

Great that, mate! thanks.

[kieferbarton]

a would sye english nd geordie are arund the age geordies made up of a mix of languages like norwegian, anglo saxon, romanian and gaelic wa would a had wa own propa language but when king charles translated the bible into english ee forced wa aal te speak english. nd ad like te sye inal that the geordies arnt aal from newcastle tha from northumberland, tyne and wear and county durham aal these 3 counties were part of the country "northumberland" even the mackems are a type a geordie

[markdyer123]

@hilaryMG

Wey I man

Im proud as well have u every heard a Londoner trying to speak Geordie it's funny as hell

[HilaryMG]

Well I`m a geordie and proud of it, has any geordie been takin for Irish? I have lots of time`s, and I heard this girl on the radio and thought she was Irish,,,but naaa man she`s a geordie like me! :)

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

@HilaryMG so am i and i am also proud of it i get told off by friends at school for me accent but i divint care i love the way we speak it the best accent in all the world !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emmarippon10]

Proud To Be Geordie! 

[michmudflap]

TOON TOON! was areet that poem like

[ShroudedFury]

I'm not a Geordie i grew up in Stoke-on-Trent, only been living in Newcastle for about 5 years now. Sometimes it's hard to understand them but i'm getting used to it xD

[gleekOMGlyrics]

im a geordie and im proud to be and love the accent

[gleekOMGlyrics]

i love being a geordie and we dont all sound like this man he has a very broad geordie accent no offence but its more of the older generation that sound like this

[blunklaura]

I love the Geordie accent!

[whamboy200969]

fantastic!

[WellAyee2k9]

weyheyyy proud to be a Geordie ! must say the dialect sounds mint :)

[littlemissloud1800]

prood to be a fuckin geordie

[icantgetitup]

i feel like im learning a new language...jesus!

[whamboy200969]

belta ! im gana use this when a gan to the luff in may to get more fanny

[Smilerknitting]

Can you put it in writing so we can read it and possibly recite our selves?

[funnypoetbob]

@Smilerknitting Its available here, regards bobjude.co.uk/greets/geordie17­.htm

[zx5083]

@Smilerknitting Ha-ha! I suppose only people with Geordie accents can understand it :D

[rangutan3]

TOON TOON :-)

[danielle100190a]

hes saying "the town aye thats it over there" but what were looking at is gateshead not newcastle lol

[funnypoetbob]

@danielle100190a Oh the're trying to change it all now to NewcastleGateshead, this being because the millennium bridge sage and baltic bring so many tourists?

[ShroudedFury]

@danielle100190a Aye that's true lol

[xdazzilingcandix]

There's My hometown !

Born straight from Newcastle ! 100% Geordie me like (::

But I will admitt we sound horrid on tv and crap.

We sound pretty slow on here, we mostly Talk as fast as we can run . xD

[funnypoetbob]

@xdazzilingcandix You're absolutely right there, we talk fifty to the dozen and this is the problem. Take care there

[TheScottishChristian]

im from the North East of scotland :)

north east Pride lol

[zhangyingwu73]

can anybody write down what excatly he's talking about? Sorry I'm not from a english speaking country and I would like to know what's he talking about. Sound very interesting. Thanks!

[funnypoetbob]

@zhangyingwu73 It's an explanation (humorous) in a local dialect about the peoples actual dialect from the City of Newcastle upon Tyne

Reards

[shygurl261]

im scottish and understood every word. geordies are like us. up north. why aye!

[BeefyRalph]

I'm an American. I understood about half of that. But it sounded cool.

[cmontgomeryx]

I love being a Geordie me leek ;)

[AngelOfTheNorthNUFC]

geordie ***

[AngelOfTheNorthNUFC]

im a georide best accent ever !! :)

[HorseRadishSauce96]

geordies live in newcastle, not the north east!! I live in sunderland and if yu call us geordies, you'd get a kick!

[BS25BaldEagle]

Well I'm moving to Northumberland soon so will need to get my head around the dialect! Looking forward to it!

[jeremy160109]

love the accent

[siobhan28483]

Hahah... Love it! I understood all of it and I'm a Londoner lol.

[siobhan28483]

hahah. LOVE it. and I understood everything and I'm a Londoner lol.

[angelstrangeeyes]

This is great! I moved to london bout 3yrs ago, was missing home (in newcastle). glad av still got my accent :)

[TeamRuthLorenzo]

im a geordie, proud of it but sometimes when im on holiday and that i get stared at! lol

[Anya576]

aw i miss my geordie accent :( it used to be really strong before we moved to scotland when i was younger then to yorkshire, now my accent just sounds strange.

[schtephhh]

@Anya576 i love mixed up accents! i sound fairrrly northern but come out with a southern accent at random times. no one ever knows where i'm really from ;P

[Anya576]

@schtephhh hehe lol the thing is though people where i live now can always tell im a geordie but ive also been called irish, scottish, austrailan and american XD mine must be really out of whack lol

[schtephhh]

@Anya576 you must sound awesome then!! :D

irish and scottish i guess could easily be mixed up but a little american as well? that's kinda funky!

[Anya576]

@schtephhh haha XD nah the people who told me that i think are probably just retarded lol

[schtephhh]

@Anya576 ohhh nice ha ha ha. ive just checked out your channel - in a totally non weird way - and do you really live in Bedale? i used to go there aaaaaall the time with my dad a few year ago and i loove it! ^_^ he he

[Anya576]

@schtephhh hahaha XD lol i live in catterick village just down the road but i used to go to bedale high school and i vist there often cos me best mate lives there, u see her in the vid by the beck/river, shes the reason i no bedale like the back of me hand ^_^

[schtephhh]

@Anya576 aw that's cool. i haven't been there in a while. i actually bought my prom dress from the little boutique place on the main street (i dont know what it's called he he)

i'm not sure i've been to catterick. is it the same place with the army camp? if it is i know exactly where you mean :D

[Anya576]

@schtephhh haha Minx thats what its called my proms just past i got mine from a website cos everyone flocked to there XD lol the village is about 10 - 20 minutes away from the garrison, non of my family are in the forces and there wouldnt be anough room for the dogs in the base so we moved to the village hehe

[schtephhh]

@Anya576 Yeah that's it! see no one had even heard of that place where i'm from so i was safe :)

oh righty. i getcha. still, you're super lucky to live there. im uber jealous! xD

[Anya576]

@schtephhh haha im not really, theres really not much to do round here the only reason i enjoy bedale is cos i can see me mate and have a laugh.

[tonyroutledge]

wey eye kidda nice one mate.....a neet oot an the toon is a canny thing te gaan doon so grab a had a ye lasses an let the tekkie gaan fir oon..!

[88durham]

the accents sound horrible when you hear it on TV or the radio, I'm from Northumberland and hate been called a geordie! I'm Northumbrian not a gordie lol but love newcastle well some parts.

[funnypoetbob]

You are right there,many on TV sound totally false

[88durham]

@funnypoetbob i think you wil find im not!

[JoeyLisle]

@88durham u r a geordie if u r from there

[dimbles7]

This is great! I am an American who lived in Newcastle for five and a half years. This makes me homesick for Newcastle! Would you mind posting the words to this on this page? I am teaching a class at an American Uni and want to play this for my students. I understand *most* of it, but would love to have the exact words to hand to them. Thanks!

[CobraAce04]

I understood it, and I'm Egyptian born and bred....but I'm such a huge Newcastle United fan that I took the time to learn the accent... Howay the lads like!!! for the pride of the Toon!!

[jackeffbuzzin]

Wey that was canny epic like . Nice one

[ubabeth]

a live 5 minutes away from the place but my accent isnt that strong a mean a can speak like this if a wanted to but a dont all the time

[funnypoetbob]

I'm a real old geordie, flower lol

[margsanto]

i would love to speak like that..!!!!!

i am a geordie but live in Greece..

my accent isn't that strong :(

[funnypoetbob]

I'm a real old Geordie my friend (strong accents)

[lewismacknufc]

newcastle rule

[funnypoetbob]

I am too?

[15JakeThompson]

I don't think I could be any further in England from Newcastle than Cornwall. It might be the only british accent I can't do :(

[barkas2k7]

ar understood it too :) am a smoggie, from Middlesbrough, Not that far from Newcastle really......

[FiendishMinx]

Mint! I've lived with the Geordies for some years now and I love the way they talk.

[kirstiinBabexox]

a understood it too, am a Geordie, a live 45 mins away from the place Newcastle,

[njadancer]

lol, wow =) im from the US and pretty much only understood the word Geordie

[yurismir1]

@njadancer You're either deaf or retarded. I'm American too and I understood most of it. It's not that difficult if you actually try.

[klila16]

Ha Ha, I'm from Australia, understood about 50%, I have an English ancestor who was a Geordie. Just wondered what they sounded like, now I know!

[forestowl]

Well done :D I undestood it but then again I'm a geordie so I dunno if southerners can or not... :P

[krischester07]

betlaz that lyk

[HilaryMG]

Well done, enjoyed that, understood it, but then Im from sunny South Shields LOL..