Margaret Cho - Are You Gay? and Phone Messages from Mom

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Only war HAHAHAHA

[duhavifk]

prisay



[jrcna32466]

Yeah...it was a camel...but I think it was in Jerusalem.....can't quite remember.....all I remember is "I cannot ride camel!! I want to take taxi".......and "If you don't ride camel, you cannot go to buffet lunch"...................Marga­ret Cho has to be one of the...if not THE funniest woman alive........

[Draculaura95]

" Grandma and granpa is gonna die! I don't know when they gonna die, but..."

AHAHAH!

[ScottPSProductions]

Genious & Genuine Comic.

[GALzMissYoungsta]

@PatsyBailey Thanks hehe. For reals she'd pull a candle of a saint out of nowhere. I kid you not lol. But I think before I tell her, I'm gonna move out. So that I wont have to sit and hear her whine to God that I'm such a bad daughter just cause I follow my heart. She recently found some message of my gf saying "love you" back and forth and she said "why can't people accept what God made them." I laughed and said, "but I am." Still haven't confessed but I will! thanks buddy!

[cakelady33]

I love Margaret Cho and her skits about her mother. my best friend and I always do her mom impressions when we need a laugh. lol. the the ass master!!!

[Cassy4u09]

lmfao, she's a classic

[jeitFRIGHT]

lol my filipino mom is kinda like this

[Kaorune]

BUT NOT KOREA NOT KOREA

XD lollololololo Margaret Cho XD lol.... Korea....

[msm2you]

I love Margaret's parents - and Margaret makes me love my own mother all the more. For every bad parent there are many many good parents who are merely trying their best.

[wkdangel]

"lather, rinse, don't repeat! only white people repeat! Don't be like white people!" haha

[Nezza641]

Yes, I'm Korean, so I totally relate man! Margret, u actually look beautiful in this pic!

[GalaxyBlasterX]

Funnily enough, I screen every call I get; the last phonecall I answered, I blew an airhorn into their ear and hung up. =<_<=

[MrScarieman1]

Something like this happened to me.

[hartonogoh]

nice tattoos

[ShilukITheMongrel]

we don't have prom in Korea...we have WAR.

[danpats1]

all asian comics seem to do is impressions of stereotypical asians in their family.

[msm2you]

@danpats1 Clearly you missed all of Ms. Cho rants about politics. But Black comic do impressions of stereotypical Black (fill in appropriate ethnic group) people, American Southerners do their own, Canadian Maritimers do their own, Italian Americans do their own, Indian (continental and First Nation) do there own. We laugh first at what we know.

[KaliedoscopeEyes94]

Oh. My. God.

This is EXACTLY my grandmother. She's Korean as well.

[artsydude8900]

Right when she said, "Grandma and Grandpa gonna die" I died of laughter. 

[artsydude8900]

3:37 - 4:00 made me cry in laughter.

[XXDangerZone180XX]

This is so cute! Love moms! <3

[ILOVEGA959]

id love to hear the rest of it!

[MemeSha]

I hang out with this Korean woman a lot lately. I love how they say "No, don't say like that."

[aevinq]

margarets a real gnarly gross smelly bitch with a pee smelling cunt

[eternityras]

she looks absolutely beautiful in these pictures

[gxenoraf22]

My mom is the same way except she's haitian. Lmao

[squiffydoodle]

She kills me

[japnikki]

great mother!!!

[kunjidee]

OMG...this is my mother....

[WarholVirtuoso]

I swear we must have the same mother.

[DanAdictiveChick]

LMAO!!!!! >D

[TeVoiIubiMereu]

"only white people repeat! don be like white people!" haha

[bobisthema]

#1!

[Fcprookie0430]

"u see this cUbic zirconia earring, one day its gonna be ALL FOR U...U c this #1 Mom necklace....ALL FOR U"! lmao

[jrcna32466]

STILL loving it!!! Jrcna32466

[dino33nyc]

Love you Marg....saw you live in NYC.

[HiroyukiNishino]

If only all mothers were as accepting as Margaret's :P

[justaskmepeople]

ha ha, my mom is like a mexican version of margarets mom! It's funny.

[jojokrazygurl]

@justaskmepeople hey i am korean and american ... my mom was just like ms cho. and margaret does thye perfect mommmy knows everything in korean impression . love this stuff,

[cobaltwill215]

@justaskmepeople I bet your Mom is really cool!!

[GALzMissYoungsta]

@HiroyukiNishino Yeah my mom is a Mexican and a Catholic >.< Haven't come out to her yet but

I'm expecting it to go a little like this. Mom's at the dinner table and I sit down.

I: Mom, we need to talk.

Mom: =/ About?

I: I just want to let you know that I'm lesbian and ...

Mom: AY DIOS MIO! AY DIOS MIO QUE A HECHO MAL DIOS MIO? (Oh my God! Oh my God what have I done wrong!?)

I: Mom no its ok.. mom

Mom: Que esta ok ni que tus nalgas. (My Ass it's ok)

~pulls out a candle out of no wear~

[oursirpeace]

"Only gays screen calls" so true lol.

[MonkeyOctober]

They have gay everywhere...except Korea!

[TylerTyphoid]

I just shit myself laughing. she is so amazing.

[updog88]

Anytime I feel like I'm getting the blues I listen to this and feel better!

[NM2HI2TX]

she is fucking awsome

[SoftRazor12]

LOOOL! "You know mommy didn't have prom, have no prom in Korea.....only war"

[jrcna32466]

My bad....it was a camel, not a donkey!

[ladyvee7110]

Is there a part 2 to this video?...lol

[ladyvee7110]

"Only gay screen call" LOLOLOL!

[damianblack34]

This is very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thenscream]

margaret looks so gorgeous in the photos!

[jrcna32466]

Hey justaskme...thanks for the comment.....I'm glad you knew what I was talking about.....it seems like no one else remembers the "falling off the donkey" skit! I wonder if anyone out there has it to post?

[justaskmepeople]

Well I've been looking for it but I can't find it. I think it's actually on her cd for "I'm the one that I want"

[jrcna32466]

How can this happen to mommy...I'm such a good person!!!! LOL!!!! LMFAO!!!!! Margarets mom falling off the donkey....Ya have to hear it to appreciate...!!!!!

[jrcna32466]

I'd like to hear the skit about when her mom went to Israel and fell off a donkey......fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!

[justaskmepeople]

omfg! I remember that one! That one was hilarious!!!!

[debthemango]

@justaskmepeople actually, she fell off a camel... try looking for that ;)

[Platypie2013]

@jrcna32466 I thought it was Egypt and a camel?

[jrcna32466]

She is FABULOUS!!!!!! A scream a minute! Cho is the best!!!!

[claudia91730]

I recently found out about her and I like her sense of humor....now I understand why people don't pick up the phone, hehehehe

[justaskmepeople]

lol, the funny thing is I'm gay and I actually screen my calls! LOL!

[PMinorMusic]

omgah!i cant stop laughing!

[Ilatab425x]

god I love margaret XD