Scout Steals Sasha- Recut (Team Fortress 2 Machinima)

[MiCrOEmInEm2000]

i am heavy weps guy,and this my wep!!!

[firetoy465]

pancakes!

[StealthturtIe]

Feel like cum...did I here that wrong

[TheArtillero99]

here i pow

[SuperIlikesmosh]

thumbs up if youre watching 3rd of 2012

[edcellwarrior]

Scout couldn't even lift sascha

[DarkDXZ]

If there would ever be a campaign mode in TF2, that would be a perfect mission for RED Heavy!

[icanseeuthroothucom]

SASHA WEIGHS 330 POUNDS!! HOW COULD SCOUT PICK IT UP?!

[TheSabbathedEagle]

You have stolen: The Sasha!

-Primary

-Shit ton more bullets

-Crap ton more damage

-Applies "Chuck Norris" for 99999999999999999999999999 hours

-75% faster running speed

-No other weapons

-Beware of heavys

[asdfmovie16]

Scout is really strong to grab sasha and run fast

[RunescapeJustCauseAb]

Great movie :)

[GigaLordShinyMudkip1]

Sasha is very quiet O.O

[gmawesome1]

sequel to this film:

Scout steal heavy's pootis

[BabyGokuvsBabyVegeta]

Here I POW!

[Carbon9995]

how will heavy see sasha (stolen by scout) wen his eyes are looking to the camera?

[asdfmovie16]

Next Edipsode Scout Steals Sandwich

[Santoridium]

its Natascha

[mattysillyer]

@Santoridium

Nope.avi

Heavy named his gun Sasha.

"Oh my god, Who touched sasha?"

-Heavy from Meet the Heavy.

[Santoridium]

@mattysillyer don't you play TF2? i got Natascha thats why i tell you

[mattysillyer]

@Santoridium

I do, Heavys original minigun is named sasha. (the one in this video)

Theres an alternate one called Natascha. which isnt this one

[DeZiiHD]

This goldeneye advert takes the piss :L Ive watched it about 20 times on different video's :(

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

When in doubt...Throw the sandvich

[GamerN4]

@Hamodey1 Exactly

[Scarecrowman2009]

Epic :D

[petermixed8]

i am very weapons guy (unzips pants) and this is my weapon!

[DeZiiHD]

@petermixed8 Didnt you steak that from another video :L

[TheAltair256]

blu scout is noob,but red scout is friend of heavy red and fuck!

[TheMcDucky]

Wait a second...

Heavy kills scout and meanwhile scout steal heavy's gun at a completely different location?

[GamerN4]

poor pyro :(

[hcdbh14]

hmmm scout lifts a 300k gun that easily??

[thander28210]

@hcdbh14 i thought it was 150 kilos ..

[Newominus]

how does a teeny weeny 19 year old boy carry a gun that weighs 150 Kilograms :[

[tom97560]

each video where heavy is one of main characters someone says something with same thing: it takes $400,000 to do sometin for 12 seconds cmon its overused >_>

[TC53227]

@tom97560

Oh shut up, you asshole.

[tom97560]

@TC53227 guess you are one of those desperate guys that write those comments just to get top comment (srsly ppl your that desprate?

[TC53227]

@tom97560

You are a fucking asshole. Complaining about one thing. PLEASE just shut the fuck up!!! And no, For all I care people can give me thumbs down. Fucking thumbs whores. And you; Fuck off.

[orange24ist]

@tom97560 They're not actually asking for it, dude! They just want to spread some laughs until some asshole like you comes in and destroys the joy

[tom97560]

@orange24 and its funny because...?

[shadowed20]

3:22 oooh. Heavy crits to the balls... No babies for the scout.

[SoulSeekerGbP]

Hey look, it's the car from Half - Life 2! :)

[cCcAhmetseliMcCc]

Sasha.. Not GOOD !

[rouge13108]

rofl "here I POW! haha"

[TF2ScoutFromBoston]

The sequel of this film:

Scout steals SANDVICH

[PodajBatona]

@TF2ScoutFromBoston ...and another sequel?...heavy steals BONK?

[scootachu]

@TF2ScoutFromBoston then Scout Steals Medic

[Rweston726]

Soviets are red, USA is blue

In soviet Russia, USA Kills you!

[DeathByShplork]

3:18 to 3:27

How Heavy does a vasectomy

[loch157]

How did the tf2 war start?

is it some kind of red, blue, racist thing?

[PepsimaxL]

Hello guys, just three question's:

1. how do i get weapons that can level/rank up?

2. how i get strange weapons?

3. how i get vince weapons or sumething?

[Eleglas]

@PepsimaxL

1 & 2. Those weapons are the Strange Weapons, they can only be found in Mann Co crates, opened with a Mann Co Key. Series 18 and above I think. If you see a crate with stuff in it for only one class, the weapons found in it will be Strange, which increase in rank with kills.

3. I think you mean Vintage weapons, these are weapons that could only be found just after their respective releases. They became vintage after time. You can't get them now, only trade for them.

[MrKingOkill]

Hey heavy, don't go to Soviet Russia or the sandvich will eat you.

[Eleglas]

@MrKingOkill I think you mean this:

In Soviet Russia, Sandvich noms YOU!!

[asendimchev1996]

NAM NAM NAM

[Isaiahnei]

Just got mine, Its really awesome game!

Get your here: freeteamfortress2․tk

[TeamReallyEpicSauce]

@Isaiahnei er dude... the game is already free on steam? (Thinks: Idiot)

[krullish92]

tiny tiny car not good for giant man

[2010zombiez]

heavy cheated on sacha with natacha

[TheIwill55]

check tf2 wiki that normal minigun is sasha oh its sacha not sasha

[Alahem]

Thumbs up if scouts could use minigun from dead heavy

[Alahem]

Thumbs up if Tf2 had vechiles to run over people



[Cowius]

That's not Sasha. That's the default minigun, the Iron Curtain is Sasha. :o

[alipouya]

@Cowius are you new to tf2 or something?

[Cowius]

@alipouya No, Are you? In Poker Night at The Inventory Heavy bets Sasha to enter a game and if you beat him you unlock The Iron Curtain (Sasha) in TF2. That's why the Iron Curtain is Sasha.

[AlC4PWN]

@Cowius The Heavy simply called that minigun Sasha in his Meet the Team video. The Iron Curtain is all black while Sasha has a bit of white colour on her.

[solidsnake30000000]

@Cowius heavys first love

[CalebTA88]

ICY SCOUT!!!

[apeanutstorm]

he should have made it so when the heavy comes in the scout and sasha are eating a buffalo steak sandvich

[jmerridew124]

They didn't show the Spy killing him within a few seconds of the video's end.

[tikizip]

scout is pretty scrawny... how the hell did he pick up a 150 kg gun? o.O

[NitghVision]

How the hell did Scout pick up a 150Kg gun with those scrawny arms!? (canon)

[0990zit]

@NitghVision with BONK! (XTC)

[iivo55FIN]

When heavy said:kiss me......-_- u gonna have family whit gun?

[TheSpartanJ90]

for the last time machinima, i dont want to "FINISH HIM!" >.<

[TeamFortress2Scout5]

lol



[TeamFortress2Scout5]

press 2, there scout's voice is heavy's voice

[makypnv]

press 7 for SMALLL! xD

[CryingBabiesOfHell]

press "8" and wait for "TOUCH MY GUN!" after press 2 and troll

[carnage475451]

good idea #1 no reload for force of nature and its automatic and has 200 shotgun shells

any one think so?

[LunaticSumo]

is this done with Garrys Mod?

[ryanwuggles2]

@LunaticSumo Most parts were used in tf2, there are also parts made in garrys mod, like the heavy driving part and scout taking heavys gun. so yeah its done with GMOD and TF2 :)

[LunaticSumo]

@ryanwuggles2 nice nice!

[Frag3r99]

iit's minigun not natascha :D

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Heavy is singing the Eastern Church songs :D

[ahalan13]

Sandvich fatality!

[MrCallOfDutyFreak100]

Poor scout:(

[bipolarprobe]

1:10 auto shotty much?

[Phoenixflameguardian]

3:14 O_O Heavy can use the Hadouken

[Phoenixflameguardian]

@Phoenixflameguardian 3:13

[carlyb2001]

311 people had to pay Heavy $400,000 for each 12 seconds

[ShiniPanda64]

@Jonkovichejag He can sense when his precious Sasha is missing. I just know it.

[Rumpumpel333Ronoom]

Ah sh*t, Heavy's got really angry.. He punched and punched Scout's balls.. I couldn't watch it anymore)

[Jadyn1112]

" Here I- Pow! Ha ha!"

[Waldo1c0n]

@Jonkovichejag HOW THE HELL does engy know when spies sap something?

HOW THE HELL do medics know where the injured people are?

HOW THE HELL is episode 3 still in the making!?

Valve is trying to confuse us! >:O

[FL0D0S]

@Waldo1c0n all awnsered by brain inplants? lol

[GDarkGoombaG]

btw its spelled sascha not sasha. to prevent arguments on this: both sh AND sch are russian letters. also, valve AND the heavy both spell it sascha, in Meet The Director comic. lastly, heavy frikin PRONOUNCES it sascha.

[lNickNackl]

@GDarkGoombaG WHAT!? SHIT! I used my only name tag I found randomly to rename my default Minigun "Sasha".

[GDarkGoombaG]

@lNickNackl lol. i suspected everyone does that, thats why im trying to get them to figure out that its sascha. watever. maybe you can get another tag

[blazer270]

@DDmashine cause hes the most epic tf2 character EVER that and the medic put a bird in him so hes faster strounger and can FLY well... double jump

[SpiderLuigiMan]

...meanwhile means at the same time.

[Xxeroz1009]

@jakeramsay007 No freaking shit? It even says that in the Credits! Dummy >.<

[Dlopnick]

lol

[MrSquid21]

FAT BALD... fatty fat fat fat!

[DDmashine]

The Weapon weights 150kg!? How can Scout carry it?

[dezmeansbuisness]

SANDVICH!

POW!

[bnrenardkoh]

FINGER OF DEATH lol

[therealGLaDOS]

how did you make the scout pick the gun up?

[rareschamp]

3:32 Never. NEVER, Touch my COCK

[fastfive24]

tf2 game-gmod

[LilDevililsh]

Fat bald fatty fat fat... fat fat

[warlockbgunz444]

random siging then BOOM HEADSHOT by Heavy weapons guy

[FinnishGuy101]

I am finnishguy, and this isn't my weapon!

[gerardoraitor]

Oh no Shasha is a spy!



[axellekiller93]

Critical hit in pe... holy sh...

[Jonkovichejag]

HOW THE HELL did heavy notice that Sasha was gone when his eyes were looking at us? ....

[LemonatoR32]

@Jonkovichejag Maybe because his soul is linked to her.

[TheGirojas]

@Jonkovichejag

He felt it...

[RioManegos]

@Jonkovichejag the same way Engineer's know Spys are SAPPIN' MAI SENTRY.

[Missiletower]

@Jonkovichejag BECAUSE ITS SASHA!

[XDgenserXD]

@Jonkovichejag he can feel it

[haplue96]

@Jonkovichejag His heavy sense told him...

[Ajlol1098]

@Jonkovichejag His Sasha senses were tingling.

[AlC4PWN]

@Jonkovichejag Spirit bond.

[superbob620]

@Jonkovichejag how the hell did he even let it be stolen

[mikimomo97]

@Jonkovichejag heavy and sasha have a neurological connection.

[Brutalyte616]

A poem as written by Heavy Weapons Guy:

Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

YOU!! YES YOU!!

YOU ARE DEAD!!!

[GmodSuperFilms]

@Brutalyte616 lol nice one

[mikeyboytje123]

Make heavy fucks scouts mom!

[champ4life30]

in soviet russia gun steal you

[DSean1993]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

[Maxxor501]

Make scout steal Sandvich Next! OFTo

[Cheesycat501]

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

In Soviet Russia, Sasha steals YOU!

[ROFLover151]

@Cheesycat501 That is great!

[Cheesycat501]

@ROFLover151 thnx ROFLMAO

[TheBleson]

Why does reds win in every game?

[SpadesNeil]

DEAR GOD, I GET IT, I MANAGED TO GET THUMBS UP. NOW PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH MAIL. KTHXBAI

[lazerboy2012]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOUTUBE WATCH U

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

if that gun is 150 kg, then how can scout carry it?

LOL, he was holding it funny

[unpre4]

looks like heavy got...

*puts on sunglasses*

... owned

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[theFibermann]

Here i... POW

[ashurathesadxhacker]

One day Scout and Heavy were in a fight between who is a better insulter but scout got mad and hit heavy. Heavy also got mad and shot scout making him injured later Medic helped Scout. Then Heavy was having a nice lunch and Scout got jealus and stole Heavys gun. He soon realized Sasha was missing he found Scout and throw his sandvich and Powed scout to get Sasha back...Moral of the story DON'T TOUCH HIS GUN!

[jakluigimario]

KISS ME!! LOL

[MenTalZeR0]

sasha is spy!

[MartinMcNuggets]

304 People had their sasha stolen.

[Sorasonic11]

programs used

1st tf2

2nd Gmod

[ViRoSula]

tf2 randomizer?

[TheScrin117]

lol C&C red alert, rising sun music 1:34

[cosmostupid123]

@TheScrin117 scout's theme from tf2

[estester100]

spy with dispencer mask XD

[HatsODoom]

*In responce to long range taunt kill.* HAAAAAX!

[KAHEBLEH]

$400,000 dollars to make that "how to receive a thumbs up:" comment? yeah money well spent!

[TheMightyDaan]

Get Francis he will kill the ads with his BUMPA CARZ

[AshHousewares445]

:D.

[extremegopher132]

It costs 400 000 dollars to touch Sasha...for 12 seconds. Prostitution.

[chrisboi08]

Sandvich... Here I POW!!!

[TheRedDevil1001]

it costs 400.000 dollars to take sasha out for steak dinner for one night

[TheSwordKiller1298]

well i guess scout here learned his lesson NEVER EVER EVER EVER TOUCH THE HEAVYS GUN OR HE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS

[Thoopje]

1:47 i love how:OHW NOOOO and:NOT GUD where synced to the song

[thepongofdeath]

"Fat bald fatty-fat, fatfat!"

[jonnothegamer]

@Elfisty7 yeah with his head =P 

[jackcarp5]

HERE I POW

[Ansem10000]

I never played the TF games, but I'm smart enough to know that:

If someone steals Sasha from Heavy, it's suicide for the thief.

But awesome vid, thumbs up :D

[jibestboy]

@Ansem10000 you really have to try tf2! it rocks!

[MintBIRDIE69]

song: badwater - badwater

[cornproductions101]

1:51

Heavy never forgets his sandvich!

[CainTheMain]

I always knew Scout had Spy DNA in him.

[hitman3106]

@CainTheMain Well spy did do nasty in the pasty.

[IDOG321]

Heavy: Scout is- small!

Scout: Pancakes

Me: o.O

[FireleafHCR]

Here i POW! haha

[mahoro156]

who touched my gun?! xDDDDDDDDDD i love this video x'D

[KingPraetorian]

all classes like something

scouts love bonk

spys love ciggerettes

snipers love jarate

Heavys love sandvich

pyro loves fire

medic loves pain

demoman loves booze

[HolyExecuter]

@KingPraetorian Spies also love scout's mom :P

[KingPraetorian]

@KingPraetorian oh and soldiers loves death

[DjAusBro]

how do you make them talk in gmod?

[ACE3709]

kill a heavy a t-bag the gun xD

[T3H4W3S0M31]

NUT SHOT!!

[Xpout]

Super Heavy

[jab773]

4:11 best xD

[stickcreator100]

AN' DIS, AN' DAT' AN' DIS