The Negotiation

[PlaymateMama]

How'd that deal work out for ya? LOL. We have 7 boys and 1 girl. The 1 girl was harder than all 7 boys combined. Enjoy!

[MegaBrazzle]

This is why the government needs to label quadroons and half nigger babies. How the hell are we suppose to know?

You're kids are not 75 percent white you dumb nigger. You're african ancestors were slaves and than raped some more making you're grand mammy less and less and less black. not to mention the reds giving it to them as well.

[ezridax]

omg how beautiful! God blessed you with two lovely little girls! and they look like u! ahhh, i like the lecture.! lol 'have you seen what comes outta yer booties?! lol! hilarious!

[seygra20]

a constipated baby makes alot of noise...poo is better get over ur fear and let dem poo

[multikool]

Ahh,those little one's are cute. :o)

[torpedofish]

:o verrry funny!

[MrJudg3]

Haha :)) I'm sure they'll love your videos when they grow up :)

[ohhboy718]

I cam over here after watching dejuanp or dejuanTV response video to softy....boy have I been missing some things!

Great vid man, Def respectable the way you show affection to ur kids.... The world is a better place with guys like you.

Funny as well ....."No Poo for daddy!" hahaha, sounds like every new father I know!...

Wait til they do potty training... it gets worse with girls!

[petuniabelle650]

Those baby girls are just beautiful.

[lbolting]

those kids don't look mix, those kids look 100% white.  Are you sure you their baby dady?

[mastergunner99]

Well.. they are 75% white. But yeah, they look really white. :)

If it wasn't for the fact that they look like me, I'd be having to have a talk with the mailman.

[ciprianaleme]

@mastergunner99

Mixed race babies and even black babies are white when they are born. Their melanin is not developed yet. I am mixed race and my husband is 100% black and our daughter was the color of your twins. And yes, they really look like you.

[customcartoons]

ohhh man, that's my husband right there ... "no poo for daddy plz..." ^_^

[anzelyca]

SO CUTE, :D

You are a good daddy:D:D I like men, who also take care of their children.. elementary stuff..so it should be that way:)

[mrsdicaprio22]

OMG! The babies are so cute!!! hahahahaha:)

[Ardenwolfe]

LOL - Oh no you didn't. Man! That was wishful thinking.

Wolfe

[someoldbag]

I knew he was going to ask for that! LMAO!

Those are some cute little baby girls!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

This was very funny.

[leftxunbroken]

hahaha LOVE IT!

Those two little girls are so incredibly adorable. Have fun with the poo! ;) lol

[TheCorndogman69]

Lol, Good luck on that one, Your daughters are absalutely beautiful, and congrats to you.

[MuggleSam]

Beautiful!

[Coldsummer91]

Are they Faternal of Identical twins?

[qbees]

Oh this is so cute and funny :LOL:

your daughters are adorable and

Daddy gets OWNED hilarious :)

[hardyfan1992]

lmao oh man thats a good one

[tonyfamous]

i recommend creating a very stressful environment which will hopefully induce constipation. ;-) 5/5.

[jenluv37]

Hahahaha!!! Welcome to the club, my friend! I've been so YouTube absent lately, I haven't been able to give you and your wife my congratulations!! Your daughters are BEAUTIFUL! And so sweet! I'm so happy for you!!!

[mastergunner99]

Thanks Jen. :) You made my wife smile. She wants to know if your little one is sleeping through the night yet.

[Xelanderthomas]

Dude, I never thought I would use precious and hysterical in the same sentence. Great stuff

[mcpatton]

rolf

[Brianswers]

Aw so cute, smiling there at the end. lol

[Rh1no1]

Sooooooooo cute! I loved this video! The three of you are hilarious~

:)

[ghostofxmaspast]

oh my god, they're so damn cute!!!!!!!!!!!

[neuronsactivated]

Wow, this is like Dan and Dan, except it's for real. They are unbearably cute.

[neuronsactivated]

No poo on Tuesday/Thursday. AS IF!

[Julsinmaine101]

Welcome to FATHERHOOD:)

[hippygram]

The girls are absolutely gorgeous :) You are going to have a tough time saying no to these two cuties. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

[stormyjayne]

LOL! You should come to work with me where I have 7 of those little angelic demons pooing all day!Too cute!

[imajeanyus]

hahah that was cute. and they are adorable!! :)

[wpgpeanut]

hahha... omg... this was funny...

[iheartslug]

I can't believe they did you wrong like that. It ain't right.

[sw33tb0y77]

buttplug!!! :D

[keltch]

lol great video

so hows being a father been

[ThePhenomanalRKO]

ah it's so nice to see an update from Shawn :D

[jenharz]

Beautiful babies!!!! What a Christmas you guys are gonna have ...lol

[maryann712]

OMG Shawn. Way to lay down the law.

They are so beautiful, what a Christmas you'll have this year!!

[mastergunner99]

I'm looking forward to having Christmases now. When it was just me and the wife, the holidays were just confusing and rushed. The spirit of the whole holiday was gone. Now with these two girls, the excitement is back as I get to relive the magic through these two little girls.

[mtamorphis]

LOL @ no Poo for Daddy!

[nightfox]

THey are so cute! You have been blessed with two angels. And that vid was real funny.

[Steadno]

Wow, twins, what a responsibility. I have two daughters but theyre a year apart. Theyre 9 and 10 now. Beautiful babies bro, congrats!

[mackenzierapper4413]

its been a while since a vid..nice to see one man

ps...funny as ass too

[Pramatus]

I cant do the poo myself..Got a poo gag reflex.

[Marivi528]

LoL They are too cute. :)

[SugarMagnolia99]

lol...too funny...and the twins are adorable...:)

[robuzzel]

Dude you are awesome!  Mulatto Pride!

[kidblood1]

You forgot to ask for alot of sleep time !

[anakin1814]

1) I'd say this was toilet humor but they never made it that far.

2) I think you need a weekend away, in Madison, for a Wisconsin YouTube gathering.

[mastergunner99]

A break is well deserved I'd say. My schedule is jam packed until after the new year. Let's get something going for '09.

[anakin1814]

Sounds good to me too! Between now and the holidays is pretty full for me too! EARLY 2009 though!

[abbyroadme]

Aww, so cute!

[ChristopherMast]

They have your hair.

[kokohawk]

Let's hope that when I have kids, my talk will be better responded to.

[speedyconkiwi]

Wow you got two beautiful little girls there. Their eyes and their smile.. so, so cute! Have fun with the poopy ^_^

[mastergunner99]

Thanks Kiwi. They are a couple of cuties.

[TrueLei]

Awesome! Your girls are beautiful by the way.

God Bless

_Leii

[mastergunner99]

Thanks :)

[BoomerChick55]

Yea! The twins real YT premier! They are so beautiful! Come see us!

[mastergunner99]

They better get used to it. Daddy's got the itch to make more YouTube videos, and they are free labor. :)

[PrincessDiana161]

This was awesome!!! LOL

[NutCheese]

LMAO!!! MORE POO!!!

[mastergunner99]

After seeing some of their poopy diapers, one would think that they were eating some real nutcheese.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

Hahahaha omg. Dude. This was funny.

[mastergunner99]

You know ya done good when you can draw a good laugh out of a CanadianNinjaMonkey.

[BpSxVeNGeaNCe]

Lmao, I love your videos! :D

[GeneticBlend]

That was brilliant. I'm literally LOLing as I type this.

They are perfect. And amazing actors too. :^)

[mastergunner99]

Thanks Joe. The girls no doubt will be growing up with a camera in their face. :)

[DAKOTAKIDHH]

"No poo for you!"  The kids are so cute!

[mastergunner99]

Thanks, all credit for their cuteness goes straight to their mother.

[TheFish2342]

haha, if only it was that easy!