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  • you suck!!!!!!!!! if go back to basic

  • Nice Cyanide and Happiness shirt xD

  • I love the C&H shirt :)

  • I saw my first Gay bar in New York O_O I was scared

  • so hot

  • lets taxe the hell of of them, and people buy american...

    that would screw them rich fat cats...

  • So do you want to have a TV Show in the next 5 years? "give or take 2 or 3years"?? i would watch it =D Also you should try to get on the Daily show with John Stewart to talk about SOPA. you are somewhat of a big thing in the Land of internet world an stuff and i think people would listen to your face make words about it.. i would watch it =D So yah what do you think? i know this is an old video but would like input Later

  • America.

    

  • Anybody notice his shirt is from CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS?? :D

  • I think tax cuts for families making over 1 million would be best

  • Lol "Will that fuck the little guy in the end" anyone else think this is hilarious?

  • Just stop shipping Jobs to China.Problem solve

  • Yeah the richest pay more money, but they have shitload of other money and savings. So if one person can only afford for food and shelter (after the taxes), they can afford to make more money with the money they already own essenctially sucking middle class dry. Hence 1%.

  • What a dumbass trying to hijack a train

  • i love money

  • That is rare to hear about ....

  • u suck

  • @KonstantinV835 The CEO and CFO of a corporation have to sign off on the books, they are criminally liable for any mistakes made, hence the need for a large incentive to hold that position. Again, tell me you would do a job where you could potentially be put in prison for life, for less than they do... Hell I'll even take life in prison off the table because that would be the most extreme case, how much would you need to be payed to work a job where you could be imprisoned for 1 year...

  • F@!k the rich

  • Here's an idea: if u take 20% from one million dollars u get 200,000 dollars. Take 20% of one thousand dollars and u get 200 dollars. In the end, the richer guy/person/people pay more than the other guys. And if they pay more to begin with, wtf is the democrats problem wit that. A big reason we are in debt is because there is more money paying people than paying the government. That is thanks to the high percentage of government jobs. If there was a huge layoff of government workers, not only w

  • Or in Chinese: Shem me ciao zhong guo ren ma?

  • What tha fuck Chinese type people!?

  • Take out welfare. Done

  • Simple solution to the whole tax issue, do away with the federal income tax entirely, and instead replace it with a federal sales tax That way the government first get's a piece of every transaction Second, poor people don't get screwed out of half their paycheck And third rich people can live as extravagantly as they want to so long as they pay through the nose to do so The government get's more money and no more whining one way or the other over taxation because people pay for their own crap

  • tax** the rich more. f.

  • I think they should text the rich more, they make more duh. and why should paris hitlon be able to buy a 10,000 collar for her DOG!? but middle class families are loosing their houses and cant feed their kids. theres no reason for the way some of these people are excessively rich.

  • 3:53 - 4:04 high quality comments. 

  • Melanie did magic she put the jacket on wearing one bra and took it off wearing another

  • THE FIRST reasonable intelligent justified arguement against "taxing the rich" i've ever heard. you know...next to "i hate democrats...blah blah blah".

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  • You get points for putting Tim Tebow up. =)

  • everybody pay 5% of what u make......everybody. there, done, all better. and while we're at it, start selling and taxing weed. it aint hurting anybody. if you say it makes you lazy and incapable of working, thats bullshit. you cant fix stupid, lazy people. ive worked every day of my life for 13 years and am doing just fine.

  • everybody pay 5% of what u make......everybody. there, done, all better. and while we're at it, start selling and taxing weed. it aint hurting anybody. if you say it makes you lazy and incapable of working, thats bullshit. you cant fix stupid, lazy people. ive worked every day of my life for 13 years and am doing just fine.

  • Am I the only one who keep coming back to this video for the Melanie link?

  • how do i think about it.....

    usually on my bed, speaking some sort of alien language in my brain

  • LMAO Toys for Tots

  • I <3 your Cyanide and Happiness shirt =]

  • @SuperKmach wtf hahahahaha.

  • @avalonlilyyy the video was 2 days old at the time.....

  • @SuperKmach Who gives a fuck hahahaha.

  • @avalonlilyyy i lyke your stlyee ;)

  • the light makes the video look like a jigsaw

  • @TheKidWithTheCrown I get what you're saying, but that's just something we don't agree on. I don't like punishing people who are successful (money wise) by taxing them more than someone who makes minimum wage. Wealthier people would still be paying more money than someone of a lower income, but it's still the same percentage. It only seems fair.

  • @jrich32 I understand but its not the same percentage once you make over 250k a yr you are taxed significantly lower tax rate, so i don't' think it crazy to tax everyone the 15%, 16% around the board

  • sooooo are Heroes back?

  • New Video:

    "Obama at sxephil's"

    The President addresses the "Nation"

    from Philip DeFranco's house.

    CLICK ObamaLovesYOU

  • QOTD: I refuse to support bestiality.

  • i miss your glasses,

  • show me your shirt

  • QOTD: Take the numbers 1, 2, and 3 highest budget spending items and reduce them by 25%. I think those are Medicare, Social Security, and something else. I don't think we'll make a dent on the deficit without serious sacrifices.

  • Fair tax! @sxephil You forgot to mention that employees make, maintain, and fly those private jets.

  • The Chinese couple....wow

  • His parents are probably like "ahh he's our genius!"

  • If this os happening gg to google yahoo at&t walmart and youtubbe x.x

  • It's probably because I'm a girl, but during that whole Melanie Iglesias thing, I completely ignored her and went straight for the goggles. THOSE THINGS LOOKED FUCKING AMAZING :O

  • Tax the rịch, they dont néed more yachts when people are struggling

  • i like how the last thing you hear is you stupid ugly bitches, shut your face...

  • @DamonMarcus100 as you should

  • BULIMIA: HALF THE CALORIES TWICE THE TASTE! (hellz yeah!) (cyanide and happines!)

  • you're only scared of public transportation because you never use it. It's like being scared of islands after the norway incident

  • kids r the best, y would any1 do dat

  • Raise income taxes on the rich! People won't move away, companies will. And yeah, military spending is ridiculous. How about the military doesn't accept everyone that applies?

  • Rich people dont need all their money.....I think my family is sort of up there im not sure......so i would know. Tax them lots if you've just got money you hoard and do nothing with, why not give it to the community, well that brings up a nw thing, tax the shit out of rich people, but let them choose what it goes too, so it's not always just to war

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  • the Melanie Iglesias video quite possibly may be the best thing you have ever directed me too. THANK YOU.

  • YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!

  • we need to enforce an air tight written carbon tax on industries that emit green house gases,

    increase taxes on the richest 1% to maybe 40%,

    and cut spending on defense by at least 50%.

    oh, and tea party members need to gtfo of washington :)

  • Tax the rich! !

  • So....do you NEED glasses or not?

  • @Xboxlover806 He does require corrective lenses. He like a lot of people can't be bothered going and getting a re-prescription therefore he occasionally wears glasses cause he is lazy or doen't feel like it. ./nfyh olb 7vyumnyh

  • C&H fan, yay!

  • Hey, what happened at 3:27. The subtitles went off! I love that you started to use subtitles so I can practice my English!

  • Maybe we can all just be normal and live in the suburbs and forget about bad things and fly on unicorns NOPE sadly that's not how it works

  • Charging the rich may make the rich lose money but it keeps the low the mid and the rich even so the rich must pay the poor may gain and mayb we can all someday b mid jk

  • you would make CNN watchable.

  • and anything with jets in them

    lol

  • Taxes should work evenly- the same percent for all.

  • i think maybe people like the jersey shore cast shouldnt get paid 30 million dollars an episode to be stupid and drink..tho i love the show

  • @thepoetandtheartist fool it has a beta and a pre order all ready

  • @Zombieman654 Before calling someone a fool you might want to look in the mirror or I don't know perform a simple google search. KOTOR 3 doesn't exist sorry to tell you. If you are referring to the new Star Wars Old Republic game it's an MMORPG. It's an online game that is not KOTOR 3 at all. If you were expecting KOTOR 3 then I'm sorry you'll be disappointed.

  • HEROES!!!!!!

  • HEROES!!!!!!!1

  • Why Is He so Cute (:

  • Income tax in Texas...

  • OMG!!!!! =DDDD

    I'M THE WINNER OF THE GIFTCARD!!!!!

  • gimme schtuff... please?

  • The funny thing is that even though we raised the debt ceiling, all of the things that you listened still happened...funny isn't it?

  • i clickety clacked that like button

  • Amazon ftw!

  • I want that shirt.lmao

  • lalalalala

    

  • Personally I don't see what a lot of people's problem with flat tax is. No, the rich people aren't spending a higher percentage of their money, but they're still spending more money. Why should someone be taxed $5 million for every $10 million they make, if someone else is only taxed $1 for every $100 they make? I make less than $15,000/year before taxes, but I think making someone else pay higher taxes because you want more money very much resembles stealing.

  • Dear Phil, I used to be a reasonable person with an open mind, but now I am just pissed off. Fuck the top10% tax that ass and show me what your working with!!! I am sick and tired of trying to get a better job to pay for my crippling student loans while these asshole are bitching about a private jet tax. Love Vanessa

  • wow i missed the best giveaway

  • I think a flat tax would be great. Everyone pays the same percentage so no one gets gouged. However, its unrealistic to believe that that will happen any time in the near future because that would mean simplify the tax code and the politicians depend on that complex code to reward their constituents and the special interests that fund their campaign. I do not think that we should raise taxes on the wealthy. Though people don't like to admit it they account for most of the federal tax revenue.

  • I don't know anything really about American politics. (I don't really care either).

  • $200 plx

  • hehe

  • Everyone just needs to switch to one currency.

  • he says trickle down a lot..

  • @jaynelovescupcakes Well he's talking about trickle down effect......

  • Overconsumers eh? (pls gimme the gift card)

  • Heroes isn't back, Phil :( you got me excited.

  • when i think about our debt, i like to sit down with my family and watch explicit gay porn.

  • Flat tax. Why can't everyone pay the same percentage?

  • nice tee :D

  • it appears mr defranco is a fan of cyanide and happiness :D

  • is Heroes back? or was that just a hypothetical? Please say Heroes is back!!! Personally, I liked season two WAY better than season four. Those Carnies... gah, soooo bad.

  • the difference between the average person's pay and the ceo type person's pay is about 300 to 500 times more. so yeah tax their greedy asses

  • @originalroxiebytes wtf ...i dont car i speak the truth and stay by it

  • @jerknewboys That makes complete sense considering his personal trainer and friend is black, he mentions he has 3 gay friends and you can't spell for shit.

  • YES NO TOP COMMENT.. this is my chance.... moo

  • support my movment @sxephil sucks!!!!! i hate him he is hipicriticle and annoying send him a personall message if you feel the same way!!! he is a racist against blacks a jew hater and a gay hater why doese a terrible critic deserve this much sucsese on you tube

  • @jerknewboys LOL HOW DO I INTELLIGENCE

  • I was trying to understand your shirt the whole time.

  • Gov't needs to find ways to bring BACK jobs to the good ol' USA. Now Im not talking about building more Wal-marts I mean real manufacturing jobs that pay more than 8 bucks an hour. Tax the crap out of all these American co.'s outsourcing jobs overseas, or make them pay such a high import tax that nobody will buy there USA caps "made in Indonesia". Just a thought.

  • cut everything. Stop paying (cash/dollars/digits) for anything. trade services for services.

  • THATS A GREAT SIMILE

  • @Rossinator118 you give a guy money he will spend it end of story

  • is that a cyanide and happiness shirt your wearing

  • hot 3:10

  • Thanks for the tip on melanie iglesias.. my life is now complete.

  • and someone has to make and maintain all those items rich people like to buy...

  • the trickledown allways works, even with said carpeting, because the people who do all the "jet" stuff get paid!

  • your shirt is f*cked but AWESOME

  • they were gonna sell there children to angelina jolie.

  • WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES!!! OMG WHO IS THIS DUDE DOING THE SHOW!!!!

    

  • where are your glasses?

  • CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHIRT <3333

    Bulimia

    twice the taste

    no calories

    (what the shirt says)

  • We should tax more money from people who use youtube as a job, Just saying, Some of us have to work for a living and don't make shit and get taxed out the ass.

  • Where did your glasses go D:

  • cool i didnt know phill like tekken .. cool statue of yoshimitsu on the back ground .

  • What do you drive?

  • Hooray for giveaways!!

  • awesome.

  • Hey

  • Money!

  • @98kornfan I'm sorry but that's an uniformed opinion. The truth is that not only are taxes unnecessary but so is money. And before you say anything typical, think about it for a second. We have all this need in the world, starving people, wars, poverty you name it Somehow we don't have enough money to solve these things yet we have the resources. Take food for instance, we have enough food to feed the hungry but not enough money to make it happen. Money sounds like the problem not the answer

  • @FellVoice Thats True, but how do you make money? by having a job if our GOVT has money it can create jobs and then people can spend and the economy would get out of its slump (over lots of years but it would happen) and then we could get out of our debt then, Then we could send help also The UN and peace corps (2 govt funded programs) already send help so if we could get more money (by raising taxes) we could put more money into these programs

  • has anyone noticed how much this guy blinks?

  • Answer: I have no clue whats going on with that

  • How do I feel? With my feelings.

  • diggin the C&H shirt

  • Six billion people have to be fed and entertained if IT doesn't want revolution in the streets. But the planet is running out of the resources it takes to maintain the current structure of control. Overt dictatorships are finding out there aren't enough police to insure control when the plebs are rioting and striking and thirsty for change. And I am actually contributing to the Circus that keeps mankind glued to his flat-panel with these comments now. Sans Divine intervention, we are all doomed.

  • Yes, mankind no longer has control of it's own destiny. Well, you say, if that's the case, then why aren't the men in black at your door right now, putting a black bag over your head and taking you off to be exterminated? Why are they letting you and a thousand other paranoid freaks spout and spread discontent, sew the seeds of revolution and social turmoil on YouTube?

    Because the corporate machine is obeying the most important "rule of the rulers of society", Bread and Circuses

  • Now, a corporation has no more incentive (remember, it's only incentive is to make money) to act in a patriotic fashion regarding the United States of America than any other country. In fact, there's more incentive to act patriotically towards, say, China because they will let them dump their toxic wastes, provide cheap labor with no controls, and make products that are unsafe for consumers. The international industrial corporate structure now rules the planet, a true Steppenwolf style monster.

  • WHAT is that shirt???

  • Corporate personhood is the basic problem. The tax rates of the 1950's were the highest in our history (was it 90% top rate?) but the loopholes caused corporations to act in ways that mimic patriotism. Hire more people, give health care and retirement benefits to it's workers, build skyscrapers. Corporations grew their company, stocks did well, bonds did well, the country's infrastructure became the envy of the world and the middle class became the engine of a new economic reality, consumerism.

  • Gaming addiction is no joke.

  • i feel dumb but uh.... is heroes seriously back?

  • Ignorant commentary on Debt ceiling, stick to making funny videos.

    

  • i make 19000 a year, why should anyone make 10-15 times more than that and not have to pay taxes on it. There is way too much wasted wealth that could be used to semi-solve the problem we have, but it will never happen...

  • @Rldband1 You do realise Phil makes over 180,000?

  • @Rldband1 pathetic, what makes you think someone that makes 10-15 time more than you don't pay taxes. "There is way too much wasted wealth"? The people that worked hard to get their wealth don't think it's wasted. Your insight and perspective sounds like it comes from someone making $19k /yr. That's $9.13/hr!!!! HAHAA!!!

    What would you know about wealth and what it takes to make it.

  • @victazar20 Though I haven't read the post you're replying to, I can tell you as a student of marketing management and economics that many wealthy people have put effort but not as much as you make it seem that they have to gain (not earn necessarily) what they have. You can't say that a hard working middle-class man puts less effort than a CEO (very untrue) at work. The CEO has a much higher pay not because he does more than the middle-class worker.

  • @victazar20 Also, what you're talking about gets into the fields of politics, economics, sociology, etc.......you might want to freshen up on your knowledge on taxes and the rich....not to say they don't pay taxes but that they find ways to get around.....

  • "And just really anything with jets on it!!" I lol'ed

  • why does your t-shirt say Bulimia???? and do i see a smiley face underneath?!! O_o?!

  • @melgal7 It's a smiley face with bulimia.

  • @cjwatts721 but why? is phil trying to support bulimia???

  • @BJB1997theGamer is that what his shirt says???

    That's not true by the way

  • apparently if i don't 50,000 other people will

  • america sucks dick is that good enough :)

  • The wealthy should be taxed more.

  • Ugh taxes are so complicated. Haha

  • Duuuude... Cyanide & Happiness ;D

  • canz i has stuff?