Clarkson and Hammond hilarious press conference

[rfcon11]

@IMakeOrWatchVideos noble, lotus, morgan , mclaren, jag, ginetta, land rover, ariel ,ascari, rols, bentley and more

[mad9spirits]

look two fucking pricks together

[KRAUCH74]

I WAS A HUGE JEREMY CLARKESON FAN UNTIL I HEARD HIM CALL AUSTRALIANS GAY AND THAT THERE IS NOTHING COOL EVER TO COME FROM THIS COUNTRY.. F**K YOU MATE!!!!!

[KillerHelix]

@KRAUCH74 It's a joke. Learn to develop a sense of humor, mate.

[KRAUCH74]

@KillerHelix yeah i done that the first half a dozen times he bagged out Aussies. l hope he comes here one day so l can shoot the mofo!!!

[InnocenceExperience]

@KRAUCH74 he was taking just the piss.

[AtinCanOsoup]

@KRAUCH74 Im from South africa and when he chirped us i just got over it... Maybe you should just take it with a pinch of salt/

[MasterofMayhem1394]

@KRAUCH74 Calm down spastic...coming from Australia I disagree, but also have a sense of humor.

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

Great Britain: has number one car show, yet makes no cars. :)

[SirChildrenEater]

@IMakeOrWatchVideos uh aston martin?

[gta4helpers]

@SirChildrenEater Lotus? Jaguar? Triumph? Morgan? Caterham?

[MrJakeyHaywood]

@IMakeOrWatchVideos Noble?

[IMakeOrWatchVideos]

@MrJakeyHaywood shoosh your making my joke less funny.

[MrRonaldo365]

Aston Martin is American o.O

[rivercraig]

@MrRonaldo365 a while back Ford bought them but they don't own Aston Martin anymore they sold it in 2007 to private ownership.

[funnyflab]

journalist: where Andrew?  me: here i am! i'm Andrew!

[20RoyalSuperKing]

Good old British wit! Understand it and you will find a better life people. Must dash, I have the cat to water, TTFN.

[maxsuperdudeisawesom]

He's gone off to marry his boyfriend!

[stig781]

The British are too cynical when it comes to things like that. Takes so many things for something to be accepted as "British" here, but one small thing and it no longer is- stupid. Aston Martin is 'British' as far as they are concerned, since it is now owned by Pro drive

[waspacman]

Andrew? An.....Friggin....drew.....oh he is in the lavatory fixing his hair....

[melon016]

Nothing wrong with Aussie wines!!!! lol

[XSixClawX]

Damn... It's just not the same without Andrew... =/

[badman2107]

@riddickfrost you spelt country wrong.

[makiavelli999]

As Clarkson pointed out: Rolls Royce had to be owned by BMW in order to become a masterpiece. So the new RR is a beemer with a beemer engine and its not British. The build quality on british cars in the 70s and also the 80s was a disgrace. It wasnt unusual that the door trim was loose or fell off when you opened the door on a brand new Silver Shadow!! I love rollers but its how to package a car with old technology with a extremely high price tag. Well, ze Germans know how to build ze cars!

[stig781]

@makiavelli999 It's the management that's the issue. No rival to British engineering; including the Germans.

[salm2301]

where is andrew is it? ahahha lol they are not even identical JAMES ANDRE ahahah 4:11 lol

[WebRogue]

clarkson said at the end "he's married his wife hasn't he?" not his boyfriend.

Bit strange i know but its what he said.

[subgay]

@WebRogue No, he said "married his boyfriend"

[whatever0481]

those who disliked it probably dont speak English :D

[RobAnderson0]

@crazyboyxx What cars are brittish these days? Don't say TVR, aston or land rover because they aren't anymore

[8KeyserSoze8]

@RobAnderson0 jus because a company isn't british owned, doesnt mean their cars aren't british if they're british designed and british made. all of which those are. jaguar too. rolls royce as well.

[iTermiinate1996]

@RobAnderson0 TVR were british but there bust

[Craig6623]

@RobAnderson0 Lotus, Bentley Ermmm... Unless Bentley have went bust ;/

[RobAnderson0]

@Craig6623 Bentley: owned by VW

Lotus: Owned by proton...

[derbigpr500]

@RobAnderson0 Aston Martin, Jaguar, Land Rover are still british. They are only OWNED by someone else, but the cars themselves are engineered, developed and built in britain....dont for a second think that americans could build an aston martin (LOL!), or indians (who's best car they ever built was Tata Nano, a small plastic piece of crap) could build jaguars.

[stig781]

@derbigpr500 Aston Martin are owned by Pro-drive now.

[riddickfrost]

oh god oh god oh god they was talking to a bunch of south africans how sad is that . just goes to show how far behind that CUNTry is if they dont even no who j.c or r.h is . well what do u expect from a CUNTry that is run by a bent president . man i am so ashamed to be a south african 

[Jude2Mahoney]

"Married his boyfriend?" :D Lol. I love the banter on this show, it's what makes it so good!

[StevoB1990]

@wyz101 He lives with a dance critic called Sarah Frater, who he has dated since 2000.

[TheMrLibertine]

@wyz101 He actually is in a comitted relationship with a women...and has been since 2000

[bokprop420]

@TheMrLibertine tranny...

[CarCrazyChica]

@wyz101 what book?!?!?! may is gay? what is this world coming to!?

[1993gandy]

jeremy doesnt know much about the exchange rate on money in south africa the cars in the uk cost around the same but the bugatti thing i got the same problem as his 11 year old son :( im on my 11th bugatti this week

[pinkuggboots1]

"you've demonstrated perfectly that you can't drive fast!".. :D

[GroovyGirl88]

I love Richard Hammond.. Thank God he's alright.. ;)

[Kanosak]

James May is married to Sarah Frater

[Redheadfury]

@Kanosak He's single you idiot...

[Persephoneia01]

@Redheadfury They've been dating since 2000, so no he's not, but he's also not married.

[Redheadfury]

@Persephoneia01 Dating doesn't make him not - single, being unmarried makes him single ;)

[Mazza4Azza]

@Redheadfury

No... If you're in a relationship with someone, you're not `single`. If you're not in a relationship and you are alone, you are `single`. Hence single.

[Ardreas]

@Mazza4Azza Legally you're single unless you're married, in a civil partnership or widowed

[Charapova100]

@Redheadfury he has a gf but he's not married and they dont live together

[TheGeneralBAMF]

boyfriend?

[ferarilambo]

Wait, he said Marrying his boyfreind!

[godzilla45654]

@ferarilambo lol they are always joking around about how he is gay but he really isn't.

[rwamnep]

Does anyone really think if it was James' wedding that Jeremy and Richard wouldn't be there!

[ladyYeniel]

Andrew, lol

[2386shorty]

does Jeremy and Richard not like Australians or Australia

[owlscraig]

no1 does

[GoddyofWar]

@2386shorty It's apart of the whole "Australia vs. England" thing

[ILoveTwilight1029]

You've just gotta LOVE Jeremy! He's one hell of a ledgend!

[sports89man10]

man, if jeremy ever did some standup comedy shows, he would be a fuckin hit

[DeltaPhi79]

@sports89man10 Imagine if all 3 of them did standup as one group. :D

[MrTr0llol]

@sports89man10 he would never stoop that down low.

[intheory32]

@sports89man10 he has writers for the show

[sports89man10]

LMAO! these guys are a fuckin trip even off the air of topgear!!!

[grobo11]

Jaguar's a British car company isn't it?

[21513071991]

@grobo11 was owned by ford i thinnk tata own it now

[kachingwe3]

Yeah. Well I don't know who owns it now, but it's of british origin

[ScotlandForever0]

@grobo11

it had been owned by Ford since '89 but in 2008 some Indian company bought it.

[Annibale85]

No, I thought it was own by ford but checking on wikipedia it says it's own by Tata (since 2008)

[guitarman2116]

Yes

[babymegatron]

not anymore now they're India, with Tata

[vaazstorm]

It was, but not anymore.

[Nedev]

Andrew "Capt. Slow" May

[IAMJWB]

I'm really unsure about the comment at the end lol. I know its a bit of a running joke but im still left wondering :P

[GumboWatches]

has a girlfriend who is a journalist

[brandstifter68]

Are you not also arguing, Colt? Oh well, at least you aren't a hypocrite! And well done for not spotting Brillman's "You're a cunt" comment. By YOUR logic, I guess he's lost the argument. Incidentally, which argument did I lose, Professor? All I said that Richard Hammond is opposed to speed limits. It's a well documented fact. Look it up - if you can read. Oh and as for spelling, I was merely curious as to how someone who can't spell can go around calling people stupid. Your move, Chuckles.

[brandstifter68]

Wow, I loved your witty, insightful comeback, Brillman. Well worth waiting for. I especially loved the misspelling of the word " you're ".

[coltsuperocean10]

Brandstifter68, Its so very sad when when watching two people arguing on You Tube, and then the the loser (you!) has to resort to pointing out spelling mistakes!! How fucking sad are you? It really doesnt do you any justice, its quite sad, and I guess so are you!!

[brillman]

your a cunt

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

@brillman so are you you filthy slumbog

[savagedragon]

I think they are refering to Oz, when they are talking about James boyfriend.

Oz and May has made a couple of programs about wine tasting and drinking in general.

[natalieholt]

he says his boyfriend haha

[XxBeatlesforeverxX]

... Wedding? James is married?

[engalando]

piers morgan sucks dick

[Flophole]

yes. yes he does.

[rugbyvagrant7]

@engalando best comment i've read in a while! :)

[Elfphan7]

@engalando the people of America are hoping England will take him back lol

[danielraul1989]

@engalando you can post that comment on any video, and still get 100 thumbs up

[prophilaxia]

yea especially if you're a backward, dumb, spastic cunt like you apear to be!

i imagine you find most things difficult!

[slangsing]

i asked becuase Clarkson said, something about Jame's boy friend or something like that.

[Stentor7]

Naw, he lives with some gal named Sarah Frater. I think he's been with her for about ten years

[00JEP00]

Good find!!! btw Auzzie wine isn't THAT bad....

[AlexRochester1995]

they all call james gay but he isnt

[swishersweets666]

they are all good friends i'm sure they are joking. :)

[666fannyfart]

that may the hippy loves it up the duck-run.....BANDIT!

[VirtualDj1993]

no he did not say boyfreind he goes out with a women ive forgot her name look on wikipedia.

[IanBealeandRunes]

If people read the text in the video they would know who the bald guy is!

He's a South African journalist.

[princesslozi]

haha, all the people who think hes gay, dont be so silly, there just having a laugh ... cause clarkson was like "umm...i think hes marrying his bf" hammond and clarkson are like his best mates, you think theyd know for certain if he was getting married, no just saying "oh i think", plus does it matter if hes gay? hes still awsome xx

[nextbestrockstar]

you could go through all that trouble. or you could just say hes married to a women. which he is

[GreenManVideos]

1:20

[crazzer123]

whos the bald guy

[Argospens]

James May

He had a hair cut and got an aus accent.

[crazzer123]

Naaa thats gotta be a lie

[Argospens]

Nah its ture.

[crazzer123]

can that be proven

[xRedRockerx]

It's not! It's kinda obvious.

[KevL75]

Captain Slow would never shave his head.

Australian accent?

Yeah right whatever.

[steveowen21]

The producer

[CamShaft200]

the stig?

[crazzer123]

Na. Probably the producer

[richardps3maniac]

Just to clarify ... James May is not gay he is with a woman wikipedia it and has been since 2000 just not married its a running joke on topgear

[sec24]

hahah its true but u gotta love when ppl quote wiki

[Briarstudios]

clarkson and hammond rock

[sunridges123]

what about james?

[zadiyya]

so tru GR8RESPONSE

[freshprinceofbalham]

yh this really had me pissin myself

[SparklingClaireMarie]

he's marrying his boyfriend lol!!

[mogggg01]

hes pretty clearly joking about it...you'd think he wanted to flip a jet car too.

[billiejones25]

WTF is jermemy talking about astin martin is BRITISH not american

[PaintSniffer07]

it's owned by an american company.

[GuerrillaSauce]

It was owned by Ford for a time (they still hold shares in it I believe), but now it's owned by a consortium of a couple of Kuwaiti investment companies, and a couple of British businessmen... the current CEO is actually German. Crucially though, the cars are designed and manufactured in England. I'd say that makes them British.

[GR8RESPONSE]

GuerillaSauce one word yawn. Your the biggest buzz kill of all time.

[YawnGod]

Wait what?

[GR8RESPONSE]

The company is owned by an american

[geebergoober929]

asTIN? you plonker:P

[Secretidentityinpink]

hahaha james mays marrying his boyfriend!!!

but hes single.....does that mean hes secretly going out with a man

[BSODslayer]

He isn't single, or at least not according to official sources. He's been (more or less serious) with Sarah Frater since 2000, I believe.

But then again they joke about his sexuality on the show all the time, so who knows...

[InkyEnston]

its clear that every thing they say, show and do is for sheer entertainment and not factual. I for one think its great TV and fantastic entertainment. I cant wait for the next series and im sure you all cant wait too?

[frodnipper]

they're always like this with each other. It's likely it was just a joke

[sciarrottajuve]

I have to say, as I have experienced, the spanish are no more urgent than the italians! Take for example what Jeremy used to make his point, 'mañana', it means 'tomorrow' and 'morning', because their mindset is on the evening (leaving everything to bloody mañana, which might be any time in the next week!). It has no specific value except not now - very urgent indeed!!

[Chelseagal246]

yay Richard!! you're totally awesome!!!

[johng98000]

its not just british who think america makes shit cars the whole world knows it just because some cars use american engines as a base doesn't mean you can make a good car

[nk52wln]

poor richard . glad he's better though :)

[lemmalou]

james isnt gay. pffffft.

he has  a girlfriend.

[mclarenrock]

fuck off are aston using american engines, i

[aranholbrook]

not anymore

[Mongoose912]

Yes, ferrari have wonderful american engines imported all the way to Modena because they are so special and run on pixie dust and love. lalalalala

no.

[Munin0]

An engine is not a car.

[sheepwhip]

who fucking cares!

[flamingangel01]

i agree.

[fiveoscar]

Aston Martin uses American engines and some parts but I still consider it a British vehicle.

[SixtyFo]

er actually they use a variation of a jag AJ v8 in the v8 vantage and 2 mondeo v6 blocks for the v12s. I guess the engine blocks were shared with something across the pond but the rest of it is pure cosworth.

[SixtyFo]

actually they use a variation of a jag AJ v8 in the v8 vantage and 2 mondeo v6 blocks for the v12s. I guess the engine blocks were shared with something across the pond but the rest of it is pure cosworth. And now they're owned by prodrive, which is pretty damn british last time i checked

[fiveoscar]

Very well then. But will they continue to use ford engines cause ford only sold a percentage of their stock in Aston Martin? Like when Harley was still pretty much operating the way it had before they sold and them bought themselves again?

[FortyFive456]

Wasn't Prodrive owned by Subaru?

[CronicNeurotic]

hahah your kidding me, do you ever watch topgear??? they are taking the piss about his gay wedding lol

[niksomerford]

i like him anyway, and what diferance does if make if he's gay, it would only matter if you had to share a bed for the night.

live and let live!

peace y'all.

[Slinkers999]

Even so he's not.

[paulthepill]

happy new year to all my fans

[Kevin440]

Cars are so expensive in SA because the economy is in the shitter, and the government is comprised of mentally challenged kaffirs. Great job all you "release mandela" guys. Look what you did....

[xprincessmillyx]

where is james?

[MyGirlRhia]

Youre A Stupid Dick. How Could You Ever Wish That On Someone...You Dont Even Know Him Or Anything. Richard Hammond Is Amazing. First Of All For Having The Balls That You Dont Have To Drive That Jet Car And Second Of All For Surviving And Bouncing Back.

[James111122]

whats with the capitals on every word?

[wtf82]

Jealous little fucker ay!

[wtf82]

Paulthepill!

[xprincessmillyx]

you are sick.

[thecetera]

But seeing as he survived, hopefully you die instead :)