MW3: The "REAL" Perk Analysis

[Watermelons47]

Ahhhh the best

[seankinstion]

I heard him say he was life partners with a dude

[seankinstion]

Wait a minute YOUR GAY

[TheJamalterry]

That t bag perk is so overpowered

[haxxoromg]

i just got a youtube ad literally showing the shit hitting the fan...i am confused

[stupidude4]

wtf... I'd like to believe you, but those perks sounded retarded. I would like that teabag cock.

[joshmullenismyhero]

@stupidude4 Lmao your an idiot

[Henryguitar95]

is that gun pump action ?

[GODsComplexe]

1:04 why did u teabag his cock

[zenthex1234]

@GODsComplexe because he likes dick in his ass...

[OrochimaruG4]

Best.Perks.Ever.

[GottaloveMuse1]

Fuck off, Robert Bowling is my doggy style buddy </3

[SGTW3STW00D]

what about the tits of terror and the pussy of power?

[Mazorism]

@SGTW3STW00D Black anal

[disccentury]

CLICK ON: disccentury, MY MUSIC, NEVER SEEN

[AkimboSliceNation]

Better have attachments for the gold cock, laser sight and lock on to get in the poon

[darkil1]

LOL

[TheSvinja]

how much money you make ?

[pwnerpigIet]

@TheSvinja he said in another video that he makes enough to buy a slurpie and a bag of skittles, so probobly not a ton

[achraf112]

Hahahahhahagahahahahh, the teabag perk is my favourite Xd

[MegaSoftCore]

20002TH VIEWER

BLESS YOU LORD!!!

[Lad0Barn0vi]

I subbed with another account

[steelcobra19]

so funny

[MrBadApple999]

sick ass intro

[Norry82]

i cant wait to use the gold cock perk

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

stay black ahhaa holy shit

[ShyMaster38]

360 Pistol Whip of AWSOMENESS!

[frankixbox]

omg when he said its by default and when you walk over somebodys body it automatically tea bags them i fucking lost it hahahhahahahahahahaah this dude is so fucking funny!!! THE BALLS OF BEAUTY lol hahahahahahahahahaha

[LoverOfWater5]

200 people that you were being realistic

[TravisDaLuca]

Is this a joke, or real.. I can't tell.

[maddog9513]

He twicked us! he didnt pewt da reaw pewks in da game! I'm diswiking and unsubscwibing! lol

[futbolfan5000]

FAKE AND GAY! jkjkjkjkjk

[dannysizou]

"accept"

[Mercmitch20]

Talk with your sick ass voice all you want it still won't change the fact that you stuck a big black dildo up your ass

[pavelmdify]

This are other Things i found on the inet Cold vagina= ghost pro The cock of gold actualy is just a ruber dildo until you hit 10 prestige. To heal faster you press alt f4 and you jerk off healing faster The balls of beatuy penetrate thin material Dildo-comando instead of comando And one gay man in the army instead of one man army. Evry bulet you shoot costs 10 cents Instead of zombies there are hookers Players can interact with each other and tell felings and touch eachother. The maps will b

[JeffR110]

Wow the YouTube community is so friendly, I make one small suggestion about some form of a medic perk, knowing how annoying second chance was and don't want it to be like that, and I get called a retarded idiot. Thanks, really boosted my confidence guys.. This is why I hate the Internet. If you dont like my opinions just disagree with them, no need for name calling, children

[pavelmdify]

Its funny how the little kids dislike and write that this is fake when it is the truth

[Doyleee6754]

@patpzc fakedy fake mcfake butt

[LawyerThe]

I find the cock of gold to be major overpowered. I hope they patch it with the condom of silver or counteract it with the pill of death.

[xSGTADZx]

what a load of bull

[riglerjoe]

Not funny

[TheDrSLEEZY]

man @F1sTDaCuFFs was wayy fucking wrong this whole time.. 8's perk slots are more believable..

[VRTO92]

modern homoland 3

[SupraKillas]

eh ok

[MrSam711]

Are you sure these wernt sex toys he used on you...

[pavelmdify]

Can you duolweld/akimbo the cock of gold. Is it vainy can you get eightthoughts wife to insert it in him i have so many questions. But im done with cod moving on to bf3

[supersuicune96]

my name is arondal swertzinagger and i approve this message of the balls of awsomeness

[KnuckleheaD308]

theres another perk called " the juicy vagina"..... i think its like ghost

[T0Y3R1SM]

Automatic tbag perk FTW

[masterm972]

you sad geek you need a life

[whitethunder254]

@masterm972 lolololololol everyone on the internet and is a gamer is a geek. gtfo.

[SELLSHAKO]

@masterm972 a woody dick-rider is mad

[reyo88]

Yo ben, is it acceptable for me to smoke weed?

[MrHardHoney]

any news for the next sexual stories???

[tnt012694]

I will like and favorite cause u were fucking honest and cause these perks are going to be the best!!!!!

[Gl1xblt]

lol at the haters trololololololo :DDDD

[vintorez1]

time to unsubscribe,faker loosing his mind it seems

[The16Jacker]

BORING



[johanhelmuth]

This was really fucking boring. Suck my dick, you dildo sitting faggot.

[mauriciomarioni]

LMFAO!

[FlopnosePimp]

Wow. So they're pro perks huh? What about the deathstreak 'platinum voice'? All jokes aside, I heard there is no stopping power or one man army. So that's halved the potential players then. Loads of people will turn it down if they find out theres no one man army. I'll be on battlefield3.

[Lad0Barn0vi]

never gets old!

[spongejon87]

Lol this guy is hilarious.

[therampage02]

thatz a good one

[pivotcrosscheck]

What just happened?

[heybrotherly23]

FAKE!!!

[justindude007]

Sooo jokes

[FoolProof777]

@SentryGuns X_X No shit these are fake it's a joke dumb ass

[EsPiNightmare]

I love how gentle you are when you teabag.

[VersiCoIor]

Finally a reliable source of information

[xPAWNSTAR]

seems legit.....

[thisACOUNTisNEVRused]

thank you PKA livestream

[SentryGuns]

these are probably fake

[zatarra006]

HAHAHA TEA BAG

[RedSandPalm]

HAH! pornstar voice

[shamsulhassim]

what about VEINY BLACK DILDO PERK. It should stimulate something....

[iTheMocx]

@shamsulhassim Nice One Hahaa!

[MrGaberthegamer]

BEST TROLL VIDEO EVER

[CT69ification]

I liked and favourited so you get more youtube money :) Thanks for the usefull information :)

[SGTW3STW00D]

I was laughing almost as soon as I head "CO...."

[Conner20D]

Intro is fucking amazing!



[Mixmastermehdi]

The funny thing is that he was right that people did give us false information. And he probably has the best guess right now

[fsujockykins]

Lol! i get it... cuz your gay!

[IAmTheAttack]

UmHazing!

[xdetroitjayx]

this guy is the most gayest person ever thumbs up if u agree

[MRDAS96]

@xdetroitjayx how many thumbs up have you gotten?

[Cornerscout]

Your voice is fucking awesome.

[MemphoeWest]

your fuckin GAY?!?!?!?!?!?

[ewaz1998]

@MemphoeWest he isnt fuck face

[Nebraska2155]

Epic win

[D3V1NG3]

ok he said stay black but in the beginning hes gay???

[xROCKxi]

dumb..

[bigfabe12]

it took me till the end of the episode to realize this was fake...

[TeddieBearRAWR]

The whole video was Amazing(:

[GanjaPeople4Ever]

Hmm.. another reason to buy MW3 :D

[Jake497Aruba2]

Wooooddddyyyy!

[MrSam711]

What does the balls of beauty do? Make your balls beautiful?

[blackacid1000]

@MrSam711 Yea dude, it removes all hairs and makes your sack super shiny and blinding to anyone in sight

[blaz1n1t]

Silly faggit dicks are for CHICKS.... Never listen to a gay, never a good idea

[RickyChops]

My name is Ricky Chops and I approve of this perk analysis.

[playram1]

@RickyChops

Ricky!!!

[iiLegendzz1]

@RickyChops Beast

[NScouch34]

@RickyChops God i fucking love you Ricky

[ScopesEpic]

@RickyChops im a professional

[snipershote]

@RickyChops im sure you destroyed your keyboard to this video

[resin807]

WOW! first noob tubes now COCKS OF GOLD!!!!!!!! xP

[ThunderCharge100]

i knew those other people were wrong. thanks eight thoughts.

[KaiiTheCamper]

*Hear all the theories*

*See this in my subbox*

Oh boy here we go.

[TheActualRizzyy]

I can't wait for the time when everyone unboxes their games and boosts up mulitplayer to actually find out that he wasn't lying...

[JeffR110]

They should really add some form of medic perk. You can't revive yourself and no second chance, but you can revive recently killed teammates or something..

[Onesickpuppy1]

@JeffR110 Oh so second chance but worse, good idea

[jamariogoon]

@JeffR110 i didn't realize they let retards use computers

[hecticj93]

@JeffR110

thats at least 10 times worse than second chance idiot

[DISSENTandPREVAIL]

eighthoughts you should try out the COCK of CALIFORNIUM

[RoflcoptersHigh]

amazing 

[19AZNBoY88]

:D .... :D

[Beowaffle]

I firmly believe in every word of this.

[devaneysod]

You crazy yanky bell end!...get a job buddy, you got way to much time on your hands!

[Gilli1406]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[GunnersFootball]

Are you actually gay?

[musich13]

@GunnersFootball he's married.... he haaas taken a veiny dildo in his ass so..... debatable.

[yuch1102]

i can't tell if you are trying to be funny or serious....

[hkreal38]

If they had a perk called the Cactus Deepthroat I'd run that all the timeee

[masterspacepirate]

lul

[PremiumArtz]

You gay?

[AForeignSheep]

I LOVE YOU WOODY! DONT WORRY!!

[BishopGaming]

Immediate favorite from me! All I can say is someone who's name rhymes with shmoodys shmamertag can go deepthroat the cock of gold!

[sgammer69]

i shmudy instead of schmoody

[HumanCreatureStudios]

lol

[PajenLito]

lol, made my day bro

[Elias110194]

wow man your intro is just like onlyUSEmeBLADE you guys are awesome just like the intro haha

[jawbreaka2k9]

Lol

[S1MPLEMINDZ]

I heard there was going to be a SILVERBACK perk which is pretty much unlimited sprint, juggernaut, stopping power, and no fall damage. GOML



[lazzlo]

lol

[dchamp9396]

lol woody took down the video before i could watch it haha

[freefallstylin]

GIVE EIGHT THOUGHTS ALL YOUR MONEY

[2WallsBalls]

need to nerf the balls of beauty

[TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ]

96 people were sent here TROLLING for Woody!!!

[CarCrusher3]

@TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ lol watched his this morning

[kevin17force]

lol cant wait for those perks in mw3 it going to be a hell of fun XD

[jeppe3333]

Ew, gay.

[vithusan40]

i should of known it was joke

[DaBuisnesseseses]

Woody messed up, but i still love him.

[TheAdvancedHybrid]

Haha 86 people got their hopes up, very good 8T

[ShotgunGaming]

Wow Grow up

[airsoftbbgun]

@ShotgunGaming aaaww piss off

hes jokin about stuff

[ShotgunGaming]

@airsoftbbgun naaaaaaaaa

[airsoftbbgun]

@ShotgunGaming yes...

[ShotgunGaming]

@airsoftbbgun OK ^_^

[someone7671]

He's talking about Woodys video.

[TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ]

lol....seen Woodys vid......."He knows somebody....who knows somebody.......who actually knows somebody..........who use to know somebody........that knows someone who sucks this dude off.........who really knows someone who knows someone who 'use' to work at IW and this is what he's told me's!!!!" True Story Bro!!! He wouldn't shit you if you were his favorite effin turd!!!

[milad2007halo3]

Your gay? I feel sorry for you.

[Simplefier]

Ha ha you used the balls of beauty 

[TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ]

EightThoughts........YOUR THE MUTHA EFFIN SHIT!!!! I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE VIDS BRO!!!

[jordancarrollx]

TheSidesho send me :L

[MrOgbatman]

lol this shit was funny.....81 ppl take shit to serious

[platanaso1982]

funny guy...fav and subscribed

[theman3725]

@platanaso1982 LOL me too this guy his hilarious.

[PA2323]

haha woodys video got taken down copyright infringement

[S1l3n7Pk3r]

You can't have balls of beauty and cock of gold , thats like unlimited ammo with the best gun in the world, OP much?

[S1l3n7Pk3r]

You can't have balls of beauty and cock of gold , OP much?

[AubdogHD]

Do you have twitter? i have a feeling you tweet good stuff

[Tkwiget]

This video is a great example of all the fucking idiots out there that make videos about a game's perks when the game hasn't even come out yet and to make money on purpose. Man I really hate the larger youtubers so much.

Thank you Eight Thoughts (Ben) for having sex with my ear with your golden penis of awesomeness. Stay cool brotha! :)

[zek281]

subbed XD